Chapter 88 2. Call the black magic program

In fact, from the very beginning, Xianzong's life was shrouded in dark clouds of black magic.As we know, like his father Li Song, he also married his aunt. As for the wife of Xianzong's aunt, it seems that she has a lot of background.There is an old folk drama called "Hitting the Golden Branches", in which Guo Ziyi, an honored general of the Tang Dynasty, worked tirelessly to quell the Anshi Rebellion before going to the army. The short-lived emperor maintained the dignity of the royal family.So during the reign of Daizong, Daizong married his daughter Princess Shengping to Guo Ziyi's precious son Guo Yan.

But it is said that Princess Shengping and Guo Yan are very affectionate, young couples, what else can they do if they have nothing to do and are not affectionate?But between affection, flirting is necessary.So the princess said, "Both of us, you must listen to me. I will let you go east, but you must not go west. I will let you chase dogs, but you must not hunt chickens."Guo Yan said: Talk nonsense, I am my husband, you should listen to me.The princess said: My father is the emperor, so you have to listen to me.Guo Ai said: "The emperor is a bird. My father doesn't care about this bird emperor. If he is rare, how can it be your father's turn?"

As soon as this sentence was said, the princess became anxious, and ran back to the palace without touching her feet to complain: Report to the emperor's father that there is a reactionary who openly spread reactionary remarks.Daizong asked in a daze: "Who is it? You tell me, and I immediately made him."The princess said: "It's that reactionary named Guo Ai... Just as I was talking, I heard a commotion outside the palace. It turned out that Guo Ziyi had tied up his son Guo Ai and came into the palace to plead guilty." It turned out that when Guo Yan saw that the princess' wife had drawn a political line with him, he was frightened and ran to his father for help.Guo Ziyi was delighted when he heard it: Son, do you know how pigs die?As stupid as you are.Come here, let your father tie you up and enter the palace, at least it will give the emperor a step down, otherwise how will the emperor end up.After finishing speaking, he tied up his son and entered the palace to plead guilty.

In Daizong's place, he knew like a mirror in his heart that if he wanted to continue to sit on the emperor's dragon chair, Guo Ziyi must not be provoked.Now that someone has given him a step down, of course he has to reciprocate.So Daizong laughed: Not deaf or blind, not being a father and mother... Then what, I said son-in-law, are you, um, not good enough in bed, if you are super capable, you will make your wife both happy and afraid If you scratch the wall, grab the railing, or tear the bed sheet when you are excited, even if you really want to do something bad, your wife will not take the initiative to stand up and report it.

I'll give you two boxes of the original Viagra made from Chinese herbal medicine, move home and live. So Guo Yan took Princess Shengping home resentfully, first took two sacks of original Viagra, then made out with his wife, and gave birth to a clever little girl. Eighteen years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the little girl Guo Shi has grown into a gentle, virtuous and beautiful girl.At this time, Dezong was in power, and Princess Dachang entered the palace. Using black magic techniques, Dezong married his cousin Xiao to his son Li Song. The black magic of the eldest princess is very likely a psychological suggestion program with keywords. This keyword is probably the nephew marrying her aunt... So, is there any evidence?

Yes there are.First, Li Song was forced by Dezong to marry his aunt, and then Princess Shengping's daughter, Guo Shi, entered the palace.guess what?I saw Dezong calling Li Song's son and his grandson, Li Chun: "Come here, come here and meet your aunt, look at how beautiful your aunt is, she is eighteen years old like you... Nephew and aunt these few keywords As soon as it was input into Dezong's brain, the black magic program was immediately mobilized, and Dezong's eyes narrowed: Well, does my nephew always want to marry his aunt? Marrying an aunt makes me cry with joy.So what, the two of you will worship and get married now.

What?And come up with a pair of nephews and aunts? There is no way to get it out. Who told Dezong to be the emperor?Keep your promises, if you are asked to marry your aunt, you must marry her, and if you don't marry her, you will look good. In this way, Xianzong Li Chun held his aunt's hand, and the two entered the bridal chamber.After entering, you look at me and I look at you, and the more you look at it, the more awkward it becomes.What the hell is this world, and does it allow decent people to live? Just bite the bullet and live like this, Li Chun thought, even my aunt didn't seem to have any objections, and my son just gave birth to me—what the hell can I say?

An awkward life was going on, grandfather Dezong died, and soon his father Shunzong also died, so Xianzong Li Chun, supported by the eunuchs, walked to the dragon chair and sat down.Before I could sit still, I saw all the officials rushing up: Your Majesty, you have already ascended the throne, shouldn't your aunt also rise with the tide?Let's make your aunt a queen right away. Xianzong said: "Everyone loves you, pass on my will, and make my mother Wang the empress dowager!"My poor mother, who loved each other with my father, did not become a queen until my father died of illness. This fucking black magic has brought misery to our old Li family.

The officials said: "It's okay to make your mother the empress dowager."Now let's talk about your aunt, should your aunt also be a queen? Xianzong said: "My dear friends, if you have something to do, you will go to court, and if you have nothing to do, you will leave the court." According to historical records, Emperor Xianzong Li Chun did not make his aunt Guo the queen even though he was beaten to death.The historians researched and analyzed that this was because the Guo family was dignified and virtuous, and Xianzong was afraid that if Guo was made a queen, the Guo family would restrict him from messing around with other concubines.This guess is undoubtedly justified.But the problem is that making one's aunt a queen is such a strange thing that ordinary people can't do it.