Chapter 79 7. The most annoying queen in the world

The vassals and towns have been in trouble for seven years. Some died of old age, some were slaughtered, and those with a little bit of fame have been removed from the rivers and lakes. What is left is still the ruined situation of the Great Tang Empire.So Dezong's regime in exile returned to Chang'an City, and this year, Wang was already forty-two years old and seriously ill. From being married at the age of sixteen, to being forty-two years old, and finally getting through the chaos, Wang's life is really not easy. Seeing that Mrs. Wang was dying, Dezong asked: My concubine, people say that behind every successful man, there is a woman standing.Now I have finally returned home successfully, and the woman standing behind me is Aifei, you see that you are so sick, if you have any unfulfilled wishes, please tell me, and I will fulfill them for you.

You ask my wish.Wang replied with difficulty: "Guess." I guess... Dezong was very annoyed: Then how could I guess. You can't guess it.Wang closed her eyes. I can't guess, can you tell me... Dezong is still waiting to plead, but Wang has closed his eyes and ignored him. Dezong was very depressed, so he went out, and happened to meet Li Shu, the servant of the Ministry of War, who was wandering around with nothing to do.So Dezong went over to chat with him: Lao Li, have you eaten? Have you ever heard of a song?Don't guess what's on the girl's mind, you'll fall in love with her if you guess it... It's really strange that you said this, why don't you tell me what's wrong with women?

Who refuses to speak out?Li Shu asked dizzily. Dezong replied: My beloved concubine, Wang Shi, you see, she and I wandered all over the world, and lived all over the world, endured so much hardship and suffered so much, and finally returned home this time, but she was seriously ill.I asked her what was on her mind, but she refused to say, but let me guess, how could I guess. Li Shu thought for a while: People asked you to guess because the answer is obvious here. What do you think the greatest wish of the imperial concubine can have in her life?It's nothing more than being a queen. Now that you don't give her the queen position, do you think she can have no resentment in her heart?

So that's the case?Dezong suddenly realized: Look at my stupid brain... Then what, Lao Li, you should immediately draft a booklet and let Wang be the queen, lest others call me not a man. Li Shu said: Your Majesty, did you mess it up?I am the Minister of the Ministry of War, and it is okay to draft an official document for marching and fighting. The Ministry of Rites should be responsible for the establishment of a queen, right? De Zong said: "Don't gossip, Mrs. Wang is very ill now, hurry up and get out the books, maybe when she is happy, her condition will be cured."You asked me to go to the Ministry of Rites again, isn't that a long way to go?

Then... well, Li Shu bit the bullet and agreed.After returning home, Li Shu made a book by himself, and wrote in a pen: "I canonize Wang as the Empress of Daxing. Thank you for your kindness."Take a look at it from a distance, it seems to be about the same, right?It is estimated that there is no problem, so I sent the book to Dezong. Dezong took the book, opened it, quickly closed it again, and asked: Lao Li, I want to ask you something. Li Shu said: "Your Majesty, which one of us is talking to whom? If you have something to say, you can talk." De Zongdao: Li Shu, let me ask you, do you know what Daxing means?

Li Shu: Daxing...it should mean very good, right? Dezong: ...Old Li, how about you look it up in the dictionary and answer me. So Li Shu hurriedly went to check the book, and closed his eyes after checking: Your Majesty, I messed up, what Daxing means... the book said, Daxing means gone forever, I messed up the empress A big empress means dead empress... But don't blame me for this matter, Your Majesty, I've told you the fuck, I'm the servant of the Ministry of War, and you must ask me to get the title of empress, it's not obvious. Is the duck on the shelves?Your Majesty, let me tell you the truth, you should at least take the main leadership responsibility for this matter...

At that time, Dezong couldn't express his awkwardness: Lao Li, I didn't say that you should be held accountable. What are you talking about? I didn't know that you were the Minister of the Ministry of War?The reason why I asked you to do this job is because... Well, you will soon know how difficult those rotten people in the Ministry of Rites are. In desperation, Dezong had no choice but to hand over this work to the Ministry of Rites. Now the Ministry of Rites is very lively. Countless rotten scholars wearing super tall and huge hats came in an endless stream with weird steps, and entered the conference room. There was a heated discussion, and no matter who made a motion, it was immediately rejected by everyone.Day after day passed like this, and seeing that the Wang family was dying, Dezong was so anxious that he wandered around outside the meeting room, asking everyone he saw: Is there a result?Did you negotiate a result?quick!Don't be a motherfucker, isn't it just a title...

But no, if you don’t moan, what kind of rotten scholars are you, and what kind of rites are you?In this way, the meeting continued for many days, and all the rotten scholars were arguing red-faced and red-faced, and finally came up with a title, called Empress Changsun.Then take it out to Dezong. Dezong became anxious when he saw it: You are so fucking lacking in understanding, my wife's surname is Wang, how did you come up with an eldest grandson?Mrs. Changsun, is that my wife?That is my ancestor Li Shimin's wife... The rotten scholars were dumbfounded, and hurriedly changed it to Queen Wang's.Dezong read these four words for a long time before finally waking up: My wife's surname is Wang, of course it is the Queen Wang's family. You bastards have held meetings for so many days to come up with these four words. Come on, it's really a typical waste dim sum... Cursing in his mouth, Dezong rushed back to the palace: Wife, wife, I have good news for you, your queen's application has been approved, and now you are the queen Wang's... Hey, wife , Why do you have a gray face and don't speak?

Queen Wang, had already died when the canonization was completed. Nine years after Wang's death, Dezong accidentally caught a cold and died.What was left was an even more unbearable mess, which was handed over to the next Shunzong Li Song.