Chapter 68 18, playing out of life

Before he was born, he was threatened with death in his mother's womb. He was convinced that this critical situation had been programmed into Li Heng's genes, forming Li Heng's most basic understanding of women: women are born to bring him A monster that brings trouble, brings disaster, and brings disaster. In fact, Li Heng didn't think about it that way. Any normal man would never have such obviously absurd thoughts.However, Li Heng's mental model has formed this fixed situation.This situation is mainly manifested in: he is destined to admit defeat in front of two kinds of women in this life:

Women older than him, and women with more initiative. And girls who are younger than him, or who are more passive in front of him, will definitely suffer from him. This older woman is Wu Shi.The woman younger than him is Wei Shi.The very active woman is Mrs. Zhang. Basically, when Li Heng came here, due to the great chaos in the world, Yang Yuhuan, the beauty of the Yang family in the former Sui Dynasty, ended with a perfect ending.From now on, Li Heng will be at the mercy of younger women and at the same time be at the mercy of older women throughout his life. The first one to manipulate him was Wu Shi, who was three years older than him.This Wu family is the daughter of Taiwei Wu Linggui, and the old Wu didn't know what kind of evil god he offended, and was demoted from office to the people. His youngest daughter Wu family was confiscated as public property and sent to the palace to work as a maid.When Li Heng was fifteen years old, Li Longji came to his son Li Heng's palace. In fact, this old man came to his son to find beautiful women.We know that Li Longji lived his whole life with only the word woman in his mind.But when he entered his son's mansion, Li Longji was rather disappointed, because Li Heng's mansion was deserted, only a few old eunuchs who couldn't straighten up stood by the roadside, humming feebly: Welcome, welcome... ...Looking at this situation, Li Longji immediately became furious, and called his son over: Come here, that little bastard, where is the girl in your family, huh?Did you hide everything when your father came?

Li Heng replied in horror: "Father, Holy Spirit, what do you call a girl?" You fucking don't know what a girl is?At that time, Li Longji was inexplicably excited: Damn, there are still such idiots in the world who have lived for fifteen years and have never seen a girl. Hahaha, everyone, come and see this big idiot... Gao Lishi was pulling Li Longji's clothes tightly: "Your Majesty, stop teasing Your Highness. After all, he is also your son, and as far as I know, His Highness has lived for so many years, and everything he sees is full of joy." The old maid with a wrinkled face has never seen a little girl before.

Li Longji shook his head when he heard this: As I said a long time ago, there is a problem with the education in this broken country. It is incredible that boys have never seen a girl until they are fifteen years old. Gao Lishi apologized and said with a smile: Your Majesty's words are very true, so according to His Majesty's intention, do you want to send a few girls from the palace to serve His Majesty? What?Li Longji became anxious when he heard it: Why should I give him my woman?Why? Gao Lishi laughed and said: "It's not for him, but for the older women in the palace to come here to make room for the little girls who will live later."

Li Longji was moved by this idea: good idea, let's do it like this. So, some elderly ladies in the palace lined up in a long line and came to the prince's mansion on crutches. When they were about to leave the gate of the palace, suddenly a young lady came running. With his waist bent, pretending to be panting with difficulty, he got out of the palace.When this team of old ladies arrived at Prince Zhong's Mansion, Li Heng was dumbfounded: This...is this called a little girl?Why are they all older than my mother... While talking, the little maid at the end of the line came over and said hello: Hi, Your Highness!Li Heng took a closer look, and was taken aback again: Weird, why are your cheeks smooth and clean, and there are no creases?

The little maid smiled and said: Your Highness, you are out, she is only eighteen years old, and she is not an eighty-year-old toothless old lady, how could there be wrinkles on her face?At most it's just a few pimples and acne. There are different teachings: Huaichun palace woman seduces the prince, and the sad concubine loves Shaoyang.The eighteen-year-old maid who mixed into the old lady's team was the daughter of the former Taiwei Wu Linggui.This little girl is clever and clever, knowing that there are too many beautiful girls in the palace, if she waits in line to have a one-night stand with Li Longji, even if she is old and dead, she may not be able to line up, so she sneaks into the Prince's Mansion and comes to find a new girl. Opportunity.

She really came to the right place.At this time, in the prince's mansion, apart from the old eunuch and the old maid, she was the only one who was about the same age as the fifteen-year-old Li Heng. If you said Li Heng didn't play with her, who else could he play with? So the boys and girls played together happily, and ended up playing "human life"-ten months later, Mrs. Wu gave birth to a big fat boy. This little baby who came to the world in sweet love is the next emperor of the Tang Empire: Daizong Li Yu.