Chapter 37 10. Big gambling in the palace and undressing

When Di Renjie entered the palace, what he saw was a harmonious, warm, cheerful picture that deeply inspired the people. The elderly Wu Zetian was sitting on a soft couch, and under her feet sat a beautiful young man with red lips and white teeth: brothers Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi.On Zhang Changzong's body was a golden gown that radiated colorful neon lights, and the two brothers each held an extra-large dice. Seeing Di Renjie come in, Wu Zetian was overjoyed, and chanted: "I advise you not to cherish the golden thread clothes, and advise you to cherish playing with young boys."Young people can play straight and must play, don't wait until old and break the branches.The fox sleeps on the mound at sunset, returns at night to the children laughing at the lamp, catches the handsome boy and plays with it, how has a drop ever reached Jiuquan... Hey!Wu Nadi Renjie, why are you so arrogant?

Di Renjie smiled and said: "Your Majesty, the old minister has really not done much in his life, but there are only four things that make the old minister feel a little comforted." Wu Zetian asked: Which four things? Di Renjie said: "The veteran's four skills are really nothing to show off. They are nothing more than literary ability to stabilize the country, martial arts to rule the country, and the detective circle has repeatedly solved major and important cases. Strange cases and serial cases. In the end, the veteran is good at The art of gambling, the brothers in the rivers and lakes call me the God of Gamblers...

Di Renjie's words made Wu Zetian's crow's feet fly all over the folds of the palace: Di Renjie, you are so good at spoofing!Who doesn't know that in your whole life, you have worked hard and worked hard day and night as a prime minister for a while; thing?You have been doing things for three lifetimes all your life, I don't believe you still have time to think about gambling again!If you are not convinced, then take a bet with the Zhang Brothers, and you will be blamed if you lose badly. Di Renjie laughed and said: "It's a mule or a horse, pull it out for a walk--you bet, you bet, Brother Zhang, look at the trick...

The Zhang brothers stood up abruptly, shouted and asked: "Di Renjie, don't come here!"Gambling costs a lot of money, and the gold-threaded coat I am wearing is worth a fortune. Who doesn't know that your surname is Di and you are poor, and your family doesn't even have food for the night. Di Renjie said: "I'll take this official uniform and bet against your gold thread clothes, how about it?" Wu Zetian laughed loudly at the side, and said, "Old Di, you are really good at taking advantage of other handsome boys. Your shabby clothes are worthless, how can you bet with other people's gold-thread clothes?"

I just heard Di Renjie say seriously: Your Majesty is in trouble. The official uniform on my body symbolizes the dignity of the empire and the decency of the royal family. It symbolizes that all officials work hard for the people. .How could the value of this official uniform be compared to that of their gold-threaded robe?Your Majesty, you feel that the veteran has taken advantage of it, but the veteran feels that he has lost a lot of money. Wu Zetian giggled happily when he heard it, and said: "Old Di, you really can talk nonsense!"The imperial power is just a thing to bully the common people, you see you are so serious.But if this is the case, then you can take a bet with the Zhang Brothers.If you lose, what you lose is the position of prime minister, the dignity and dignity of the country.If you win...then you can wear the gold-thread clothes worn by the Zhang brothers, and let them bare their buttocks from now on...

With a bang of the gong, the big gamble that decided history officially began. A palace goddess looked solemn, holding up a sign that said: In the first round, walk around the court. Then the contestants from both sides appeared on the stage, brothers Zhang Changzong and Zhang Yizhi both appeared on the stage, wearing colorful gold-threaded clothes, glaring at Di Renjie.Di Renjie came out slowly, stretched out a fist, and slowly spread it out, revealing the six dice held in his palm.The corners of the six dice have been ground to be round and transparent, it is obvious that the owner of these dice has been throwing them all his life.

But I heard Di Renjie say in a deep voice: Uncai Di Renjie was born in the fourth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty. Heroes.He also worked in the public security agency for a long time and was known as a detective. However, these deeds are just a cover. and also!Brothers Zhang, you two unfortunately encountered my God of Gamblers today, you are miserable, if you leave a pair of shorts on your body today, I will automatically be removed from the world by the God of Gamblers! The Zhang brothers' noses were almost twisted by anger: Di Renjie, to tell you the truth, this is the first time our brothers have been wearing clothes since they entered the palace. Who is afraid of who is naked?It's you, after a while you lose badly and get your pants off and go out to meet people, I see what old face you have to live on!

Di Renjie laughed loudly, and said in a loud voice: "Six..." Hearing, six dice fell to the ground, and it really was six ones. The Zhang brothers were startled, and then heard Di Renjie say again: Six twos... Crash, six dice fell to the ground, and it really was six twos. Six three... blah blah blah... Six four... blah blah blah... Six five... blah blah blah... Six six... Crash la la la... Six sevens... blah blah blah... what?A dice has only six sides, and the maximum number of points is six. How can it be possible to roll six sevens?Wu Zetian couldn't hold back the surprise in his heart. He rushed to the stage, looked down, and couldn't help but shouted: "I rely on Lao Di, you were really lucky, and you squeezed all six dice in half. When they landed, they were all six and one." Upwards, it's really six and seven... I rely on Lao Di, is that okay?

Wu Zetian was stunned, and the Zhang brothers were even more shocked: Di Renjie... No, Master Di, what you said is actually true, you are indeed the legendary God of Gamblers in the world... But this is really strange , you are also an ordinary person, how could you have such a great ability... Seeing Di Renjie's majestic expression, he pointed his halberd at the Zhang brothers and shouted: "Take off their clothes!" Hearing a loud bang, countless court ladies rushed forward, pushed the Zhang brothers to the ground, and forcibly stripped off their golden thread clothes.Wu Zetian looked at the giggles and asked Di Renjie: "Old Di, since you are the famous God of Gamblers in the Jianghu, then you... When you are the Prime Minister and go back to the Jianghu to play dice, who will take over for you?" Is it more suitable to be the prime minister?

Di Renjie smiled and said: Zhang Jianzhi, governor of Jingzhou—Your Majesty, you heard me right, Zhang Jianzhi is a natural prime minister.