Chapter 204 (12) Hook three and four strings five

One day in the fifty-sixth year of Kangxi, Kangxi was in the palace and asked his foreign devil teacher Nan Huairen about geometry. Kangxi asked: Lao Nan, what is the Pythagorean Theorem? Nan Huairen said: The Pythagorean theorem is to hook three shares, four strings and five strings... Kangxi: Three hooks and four... Just as I was talking, a memorial jointly signed by the Living Buddha of Daxue Mountain was handed over, and it said: Your Majesty, stop moaning, and send troops quickly!The naughty boy Dace Lingdunduobu went so far as to loot the Potala Palace with his troops, this is really outrageous...

Kangxi put down the memorial and asked Nan Huairen: What did you just say?After hooking up three times and four times, you still need to find five more women? Nan Huairen was old, and his memory was not very good. If Kangxi interrupted him like this, he would have long forgotten what he just said!Your Majesty, did I say hook up? Kangxi said: "I said it, I heard it clearly." Nan Huairen was stunned: I am the lamb of the Lord, how could I be so flirtatious?Your Majesty, what I mean is that if you dare to trust in the Lord completely, regardless of gains and losses, the Lord will surely sympathize with you and bear all your burdens.Your Majesty, don't hesitate, lift the ban immediately and allow the people to believe in the Lord!

Kangxi: Believe... Believe... Believe... Believe your mother's size wow... wow... wow... Nan Huairen: ...Your Majesty, why are you shivering? Kangxi: I'm cold...cold...when I'm cold, I feel like I'm in an ice cellar... Nan Huairen: Come on, add a vest to His Majesty. Kangxi: I'm hot...hot...when I'm hot, it's like going into a furnace... Nan Huairen: Your Majesty, you are suffering from malaria.This disease is not a big deal, as long as you take Cinchona Cream, it will be cured immediately. Kangxi: Pass... pass... pass on my will, hurry up and catch... catch... a few frosted chickens...

Nan Huairen: Your Majesty, golden chicken is not a chicken covered in frost.If the chicken is frosted, is it still called a live chicken?The cinchona cream I am talking about is a kind of western medicine. So Nan Huairen immediately called for French missionaries Hong Ruohan and Liu Ying.The two foreign devils came and said: Your Majesty, God will not abandon you.Our missionaries in Guangdong have just received a whole catty of cinnamon cream from France. Please send an order from Your Majesty to let them send the medicine. The foreign devil's strange medicine was delivered by express delivery within eight hundred miles.Before I got to the gate of the palace, I saw a group of imperial doctors holding up the medicine box and blocking the gate: "Foreign devil, you want to feed my emperor ecstasy, don't think about it."Unless you step over our dead bodies!

At this moment, Nan Huairen led Hong Ruohan and Liu Ying to rush out from the palace, holding a cross in his hand, he couldn't help but knock on the imperial doctor's head.The imperial doctors are not willing to show weakness, they all have a heart of loyalty and patriotism, and they each use Bupleurum, pinellia, and long-bearded ginseng to fight with the foreign devils. There are different religions, the doctor in front of the palace gate fights fiercely, and the emperor's doctor fights bloody doctors.In the midst of the fierce battle, Kangxi suddenly came out of the palace in good spirits. Dear dear friends, I have already said that your minds are not enough.Look at you, you are still messing around here, Lao Nan is just a trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain.Kinney has already been sneaked in from the side door, and I have already taken it, and the malaria is completely cured.

Your Majesty!All the imperial doctors let out a mournful voice and said, "That foreign devil's medicine is really not edible!" Kangxi: I have already eaten, what can you do? All the imperial doctors: Your Majesty, you must stand firm and fight high, and don't fall for the tricks of foreign devils...