Chapter 136 (28) Let's attack the chest together

Wang Shirong, the officer in command of Yunnan Aid to Suppress Youying, was named Wang Shirong.He is Wang Fuchen's most iron buddy, and on this day, he suddenly came to find his best buddy Wang Fuchen. Wang Fuchen didn't even bother to put on his shoes, so he ran out to meet him.The two embraced warmly when they met, and they couldn't bear to part after they hugged each other. They just hugged each other like this and entered Wang Fuchen's camp. Long time no see, I want to die buddy, drink. When the wine was half drunk, Wang Shirong asked: Brother Wang, do you still remember the kindness that King Pingxi has shown you?

The corners of Wang Fuchen's eyes were moist: Are you asking about my godfather?I have never forgotten, how can I think of it again? Wang Shirong nodded: Then, now is the time for you to repay the old man's kindness. He slapped the two letters on the table. One was written to Wang Fuchen. The other letter was addressed to Gansu Admiral Zhang Yong, who was also Wu Sangui's former subordinate. Sending two letters with only one person is because the errand is so sure that nothing will go wrong. Sure enough, Wang Fuchen opened the letter, nodded and said: So, godfather asked me to raise troops immediately?

That's right.Wang Shirong nodded. Wang Fuchen folded the letter: Take it! The guards rushed up and took Wang Shirong down on the spot.Wang Shirong was surprised: Old Wang, are you crazy?Don't forget that we are buddies, and Wu Sangui is your godfather.Even if you want to curry favor with Kangxi, whether he recognizes you or not is still a question! Wang Fuchen sighed, and said: Brother, you only know that godfather treats me with affection, but you don't know that the emperor treats me with the same kindness! Wang Shirong: When did Kangxi treat you kindly? No wonder Wang Shirong didn't know that the friendship between Kangxi and Wang Fuchen began three years ago.

Three years ago, because of his excellent work performance, Wang Fuchen was recommended to the Ministry of War and entered the list of echelon leading cadres.So he rushed to Beijing, and kowtowed at the Golden Luan Hall to thank the emperor for his favor as usual.It is said that as soon as Kangxi saw Wang Fuchen, he came to the underground hall affectionately, put his arms around Wang Fuchen's shoulders, and said: Old Wang Chun, a real man of iron blood, I like you the most for a brave general.No, you can't leave too early, play with me for a few more days! In the blink of an eye, Wang Fuchen walked cats and dogs with Kangxi in Beijing for several months.At this time, the Ministry of Officials urged: Your Majesty, that Wang Fuchen has to go to Shaanxi to take up his post. How can he stay in Beijing?

At that time Kangxi cried and said: Who knows my heart?I just don't want Lao Wang to leave me, but Lao Wang must go to Pingliang's frontier.So what, let Si Tianjian choose a good day and auspicious day, and I will personally send Lao Wang out of Beijing! On the day when Wang Fuchen was supposed to leave, Emperor Kangxi changed his mind again. He said: No, Lao Wang can't leave. He must accompany me. He can only leave after watching the lanterns. So Wang Fuchen had no choice but to accompany His Majesty to watch the lanterns.But when the day came, Kangxi had a new trick. He disguised himself as a dandy, and asked Wang Fuchen to disguise himself as a bum; besides, there was a first-class guard named Nalan Rongruo, and the three of them were excited Started micro-service private visits.

On the way, Kangxi asked: Lao Wang, what is your favorite thing to do? Wang Fuchen said: I have no interest, unlike His Majesty, who is so heroic... Kangxi asked again: Guess what I like best? Wang Fuchen: I heard that His Majesty likes doing arithmetic problems the most... Kangxi shook his head: They are all deceiving the common people.Let me tell you secretly, what I like most is to dress up as a prodigal son and harass women on the night of lanterns! Wang Fuchen: Harassment... Kangxi shook his head: That's right, Old Wang!Look carefully, there is a fat sister-in-law over there, wait a while and let Nalan Rongruo make the first move, unexpectedly wrapping her arms around the fat sister-in-law from behind, blindfolding her eyes, you are in charge of attacking her right breast, and I am in charge of attacking her left breast, Then let's run away together...

Wang Fuchen: ...We two ran away, what about Nalan Rongruo? Nalan Rongruo said righteously: Leave me alone, it is my wish for many years to sacrifice for His Majesty's chest. Wang Fuchen: You actually have such a wish... It was too late to say it, but it was so fast, Nalan Rongruo was already as fast as lightning and powerful as thunder, and he hugged the fat sister-in-law from behind.Kangxi's movements were faster, and he firmly grasped the fat sister-in-law's left chest: "Old Wang... Hurry up over there... At this time, Wang Fuchen was completely dizzy, rushed over mechanically, and twisted hard on the fat old lady's right chest.Then I heard Kangxi yell: Run away...the two turned around and ran as if they were dying, and bricks, tiles, rotten vegetables and leaves flew towards them behind them.Nalan Rongruo was overturned to the ground by the fat sister-in-law long ago, and she was beaten relentlessly.

After a while, Nalan Rongruo covered his bloody head and crawled away, groaning softly: ... Where can I stop now?Nothing ever happened.Even if there is a hero's blood in his life, there is no reason to splash the Jingjiang water. That night was the happiest day in Wang Fuchen's life. He and Kangxi are like two happy hooligans. Taking advantage of the night of lanterns, they harassed 22 innocent women, eighteen of whom successfully assaulted their breasts, and seven fat girls chased them all the way, demanding that the two of them be responsible for her.The two of them were so horrified that they ran away with their heads in their arms, and fled back to the palace without daring to look back...

After Kangxi fled back to the palace, he picked up a pair of Panlong and Leopard tail guns in front of the throne, and stared nervously outside.Finding that the seven fat girls were not able to chase in, he breathed a sigh of relief, handed the gun to Wang Fuchen, and said: "Old Wang, this is what the late emperor left for me. It is useless for me to keep it, so I will give it to you." .You go to Shaanxi to take office...Seeing this gun is like seeing me...Listen, I want you to come back safely, and then go with me to harass women and rape your breasts together... At that time, Wang Fuchen was so moved that he burst into tears: Your Majesty, I swear...follow Your Majesty, and attack your chest together...