Chapter 105 (11) Calendar Wars

It is said that Tang Ruowang, a foreign devil, was originally a Jesuit priest. He was willing to be the vanguard and pawn of the imperialist cultural aggression against the Qing Dynasty, and became the spokesperson of imperialism in the Qing Empire. Since coming to China, this foreign devil has never stopped.He blatantly interfered in our country's internal affairs and established Kangxi as emperor; then he blatantly interfered in our country's celestial phenomena and wrote the "Shixian Calendar". It was this constitutional calendar that aroused the strong indignation of the patriotic masses.

Then Yang Guangxian, a former survivor of the Ming Dynasty, took the lead and wrote to the court, denouncing Tang Ruowang's three major crimes: The first crime: Lao Tang blatantly wrote the words "according to the new Western law" on the cover of this book.What do these mean?Are our old laws bad?It is obviously insulting the Chinese people. The second crime: Lao Tang's calendar only calculated 200 years.What does it mean?Could it be that the Qing Dynasty has only two hundred years of Guozuo?His dissatisfaction with the Daqing regime and his desire to curse and overthrow it are clearly revealed.

The third crime: after the promulgation of the new law, the first emperor passed away, is it a coincidence?Obviously, this is a big conspiracy of the imperialists... According to the three crimes, Yang Guang kowtowed to the ground first, and begged to cut the foreign devil into pieces, otherwise he would die. But that guy, Oboi, even shared his nostrils with Lao Tang, the spokesman of imperialism, and shared a pair of trousers, obstinately ignoring Yang Guangxian. Yang Guangxian was furious, so he took Laotang's calendar and checked it. Hahaha, he found that Laotang blatantly stated on it: There was a solar eclipse at 3:26 pm on January 16, 1665.

It's good to have a solar eclipse, and if there is a solar eclipse, you won't have to worry about killing your old soup! So Yang Guang first ran to find someone who knew astronomy and calendar, counted his fingers, and said: This old Tang, it is true that the imperialists are not willing to die. The solar eclipse is obviously at 3:11 in the afternoon. The time difference between the two estimates is 15 minutes.Because Yang Guangxian was overjoyed, he set up a arena in the city of Beijing to challenge Tang Ruowang's imperialist aggression with the law of the country.After hearing this, all the officials in the court were very excited, so they sent soldiers to Lao Tang's house first.It was found that Lao Tang was sick in bed at this time, no matter how much, a chain was locked, and then everyone gathered under the Forbidden City, set up a high platform, and began to wait for the solar eclipse calmly.

Yang Guangxian has a large number of people here, civil and military officials, eunuchs, hawkers, street vendors, and city management all support him.Lao Tang's side was miserable, only Tang Ruowang's student, Nan Huairen, was a supporter. In the afternoon of that day, just after 3 o'clock, everyone shouted in unison: solar eclipse, solar eclipse, Tiangou eat the sun quickly... until the time Yang Guang first said, the sun is still a sphere, there is no solar eclipse . At that time, the people at the scene were outraged: the imperialists are indeed sinister and vicious, and they even colluded with the Tiangu to deliberately delay eating the sun.This is really tolerable, what is unbearable!

Yang Guangxian was furious, so he walked over, handed a large pile of silver to the eunuch who told the time, and said: Father-in-law, imperialism is so rampant, if you want to thwart their plot, it depends on you. The eunuch took the money and said with a smile: No problem, just see how our family messed up Lao Tang! At this time, Lao Tang was lying on the bed, wrapped in chains, looking at the western clock nervously, holding the cross tightly in his hand: God, look at these strange people... At this time, the hands of the clock have reached 3 At 20:00, there are still 6 minutes before the solar eclipse comes, which can prove that the Western calendar is more scientific.

At this moment, Lao Tang heard a terrible voice. This voice was the eunuch who told the time loudly: 3:26!Tang Ruowang's Western calendar is not allowed! All of a sudden, there was cheers outside, all the officials threw feathers and sweat towels all over the sky, and the people beat gongs and drums to celebrate warmly.Tang Ruowang was astonished, and shouted loudly: God, look at those weirdos out there, they report time off, bully me... I just bullied you, what's the matter? At this time, the sky suddenly became dark, and it was 3:26, and the solar eclipse came. It's coming, it's coming, everyone is too lazy to care.In the darkness of the eclipse, 200 Korean, Chinese and military ministers passed a vote: Lao Tang's Western calendar is not allowed, and he should be sentenced to death.

But I never expected that just after the resolution representing the aspirations of the broad masses of the people was passed, there was a loud bang, and the ground of Beijing city suddenly shook violently. under the roof. All the officials were shocked, hurriedly hugged him and got under the table, stretched out a single hand, and continued to vote: Lao Tang's death sentence is too light, and he will be executed immediately to vent his anger. At this moment, a loud noise of hula-la was suddenly heard in the sky above the city of Beijing.Everyone looked up in astonishment, and saw a huge comet slowly swimming past, dragging its huge tail.

This strange big-tailed comet terrified all the officials: It seems that it is not enough to kill Tang Ruowang, let's cut Laotang's disciple Nan Huairen together... Just after the resolution was passed, the northern heavens suddenly brightened.A blue and green arc of light shot from the North Pole, diffused into the sky above the city of Beijing, and reflected people's faces in a terrible blue color. At this time, the officials were so frightened that their livers and gallbladders were torn apart, and a new resolution was passed: not only Lao Tang and Nan Huairen were cut to death, but also the officials in charge of astronomy and calendar of the Qin Tianjian. , all cut into one piece.Cut the weeds and eradicate the roots, leaving no one behind...

Just as the commotion was raging, the old lady of Xiaozhuang came out on crutches: You bastards with no conscience, aren't you afraid of retribution after death?Don't touch Lao Tang with a finger, and Nan Huairen is not allowed to kill him! Following the Empress Dowager's edict, all civil and military officials said with a smile: "Drag Li Zubai from Qintian Supervisor's calendar department, Song Kecheng, the spring official, Song Fa, the autumn official, Zhu Guangxian, the winter official, and Liu Youtai, the middle official, all to Caishikou. Chopped. After killing so many people, everyone looked back at Lao Tang, hahaha, it turned out that Lao Tang was already alive and dead.Well, all civil and military officials rejoiced and passed a resolution again: completely abolish the Western calendar, which must belong to foreign devils.Restoring the old calendar, although it is not allowed, but our own things...