Chapter 97 (3) Primitive man's war

At the same time as Xiao Kangxi held power, it was the new chief of Burma, Wala Dammo. This new chief is the younger brother of the old chief.A few days before the incident, he was leading a group of primitive people along the border, jumping up and down the vines of old trees, hitting his chest with his fist from time to time, and screaming loudly.This means that you are primitive. Just as they were screaming, a guerrilla force of thousands of people came out of the jungle and marched mightily towards the border.So Wala Dammo jumped onto the tree in a hurry: Hey, the people in front stop.If we dare to step forward and invade our territory, we will fight back in self-defense.

The guerrillas who came in front were Li Dingguo and Bai Wenxuan.The two brothers shouted loudly: We are Emperor Yongli's Imperial Forest Army, and we are here to escort. Wow, Dammo flatly refused: Come on less!No one is allowed to enter except slaves and captives! Li Dingguo became angry: Why is this primitive man so difficult to speak?Ignore him and rush in. The guerrillas rushed over without any explanation, and Wala Dammo led the primitive people to jump on the tree, blowing poisonous arrows and bamboo spears to penetrate the abdomen, and launched a fierce attack on the guerrillas.The poor guerrillas were shot screaming and defeated. Fortunately, at this time, Bai Wenxuan's men came out from another direction, shot wildly with a bow and crossbow, and repelled the primitive people.

The guerrillas continued to move forward. In front of them, only earth-shattering rumbling sounds could be heard, and the forest shook, dust and smoke covered the sky, and a death squad composed entirely of crazy elephants rushed towards the guerrillas.Li Dingguo turned around and left, fled to a river, and discussed with Bai Wenxuan, saying: "The forest is impassable, so what, let's build a boat and go down the river to kill those primitive people." It took a lot of time to build boats by the river, and finally a few boats were built.But in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard the sound of wooden drums in the jungle, and saw a few primitive people holding torches, screaming from the treetops, flying over like monkeys, and throwing the torches onto the boat.

The flames blazed and the ships were destroyed. Li Dingguo had to withdraw his troops and retreat.According to records, this was the most unsuccessful of his 72 attempts to enter Myanmar.Surprisingly, the border line is so long. He tried 72 times, but he failed to cross it even once. He didn't know what the problem was. After defeating the invading army, Wala Dammo couldn't be more excited, screaming strangely, and swinging back on the vines all the way.He swung under his own shack, jumped off the tree, let go of his leaf skirt, and rushed into the small shack, wanting to surprise his wife.

With a bang, he bumped his head on the warchief's back.Seeing that great chief let out a strange cry, smashed the hut with a whoosh, and rushed out.Wow Dammo took a closer look, only to find that his woman was lying on the ground on all fours, with tears all over her face... At that time, the primitive man became very angry. He picked up the poisonous quiver and pointed it at the chief's back. With a whoosh sound, the chief's body straightened up, and he passed away from this world. When the great chief was blown to death with an arrow, Wala Dammo became the great chief logically.So he took off his leaf skirt and danced happily.At this time someone said to him: Great Chief, I heard that the exiled politicians from the Ming Dynasty are very happy about your killing your brother and seizing the throne.

What does this have to do with them?Wala Dammo was very surprised, why are they not happy? The other party said: Because the people of the Ming Dynasty are so weird, they think that what you do is killing the king and committing crimes against the superior, so they... Stop it!Wow, Dammo is on fire: immediately hold a magic water drinking conference, and wait for me to explain this truth to them!