Chapter 91 (12) Baby Elephant's Trunk

Wu Sangui entered Guizhou. Then set off from Zunyi, pass Tiansheng Bridge, and take Wusha from Shuixi to find the main force of Bai Wenxuan and seek a decisive battle. Bai Wenxuan withdrew all his troops to Panjiang, ordered all the ferries to be scuttled, and then rushed across the river to Wu Sangui and shouted: Wu Sangui, you have the ability to fly over here. Wu Sangui said: Look at this Xiaobai, is there really something wrong with his mind? So he sent general Hu Guozhu to cross the river from the shallow downstream and enter Anlong. An Longjiu has been set as a base and rear area by Li Dingguo, where his wife and children live a peaceful life.Hearing that Wu Sangui's soldiers had arrived, Li Dingguo hurriedly sent his adopted son Wu Zisheng to come. When Wu Zisheng went out for the first battle, he saw Hu Guozhu leading the crowd singing folk songs, singing folk songs from one side to the other.Folk songs are like spring rivers, my sister sleeps with my brother... The singing is loud and clear, resounding through the sky, and I can't help but say that I will kill you.

Wu Zisheng has never seen a murderous gang singing soft love songs?Surprised, he turned around and left. Fleeing to Shuanghekou, Li Dingguo had already lined up his troops, and 20 elephants were waiting: Wu Sangui, come on. Seeing this, Wu Sangui hurried back to the camp and asked Xia Guoxiang: "Xiao Xia, a pig in Yunnan, why is the nose longer than the tail?" Xia Guoxiang said: "My lord, you are really ignorant, so where is the pig?"That's an elephant. Wu Sangui said: Don't care if it's an elephant or a pig, just tell me, is there anything you can do? Xia Guoxiang said: I heard my aunt Chen Yuanyuan say...

Wu Sangui was surprised: When did you meet Chen Yuanyuan? Xia Guoxiang shut his mouth: ...it was the last time, when I had a tryst with your daughter... Wu Sangui was furious: You bastard, my daughter is underage, how do you think you can do it... You can't help but grab Xia Guoxiang and hit her with a fist. The generals hurried forward to fight: Don't fight, don't fight.Lord, the enemy is at hand, let's talk about business first. Business...Wu Sangui's eyes were dizzy with anger: What did we just say? The generals said: "I was talking about elephants just now."

correct!Xia Guoxiang said anxiously: Last time I was having a tryst with your daughter, my aunt came in.I hurriedly shrank my head into the quilt and hid it, then I heard my aunt ask: Hey!What is in your bed, so bulging?Let me touch it... She stretched her hand into the quilt and yelled happily, saying: I know, there is a baby elephant hidden in your quilt!At that time your daughter was shocked and asked: How did my aunt know?The aunt replied: Because I touched the trunk of the baby elephant...Don't hit me, my lord... I heard that what elephants are most afraid of is mice. mouse?Wu Sangui thought for a while, and said: "Give me an order, quickly catch a thousand mice with me."