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Chapter 64 (8) The queen is feeding the pigs

This is the origin of the miracle doctor Chen Zhengqian. It can't be said that his medical skills are ineffective, but the cost of healing a broken leg or repairing a face requires the lives of twelve young women.The cost of this treatment is too high, and its clinical value in medicine is extremely suspicious. Although suspicious, Chen Zhengqian's ability is by no means bragging. This time, he followed Sun Kewang's army out of Xichuan, passed through Guizhou, and entered Yunnan. On the way, he met a man running wildly and fainted due to exhaustion.Hearing the news, he rushed to him, poured a dose of secret medicine, and saw the man's hands and feet twitching non-stop, spitting out a mouthful of foul air, and yelling: My heart hurts me to death...it's already a faint awakening.

Sun Kewang immediately opened the court for interrogation: Who are you, why did you run all the way without taking your life?do you know?If I hadn't ordered the miraculous doctor in the army to bring you back from Hades, you would be dead on the road now. The man snorted coldly: Save my life, and protect your wealth and wealth.Do you know who this king is? Sun Kewang: Let me also tell you a word, no less than ten or eight royal family members surnamed Zhu died under the sword of Lao Tzu. The man shivered for a moment and said: So it's a rogue... I am Mu Tianbo, Duke of Qian. You turned out to be the empress of Mu Ying, the founding hero of Ming Dynasty!Sun Kewang is happy; Mu Tianbo, you are not enjoying the blessings in your Mu Palace, why are you running so fast?

Mu Tianbo laughed miserably: Oh, don't mention it!It's all your fault that you rogue bandits are making trouble, which has affected the national unity of our Yunnan.It's not that I'm patronizing and guarding against you!As a result... well, don't mention it!In short, women are disasters, so don't provoke women... It's so interesting that the majestic Lord Qian was chased by a woman and ran like hell.Sun Kewang was overjoyed, and hurriedly urged: "Lao Mu, tell me quickly, listen, listen... If you really want to talk about this matter, it is not complicated at all, and it is very interesting.

It is said that in the primeval forest in Yunnan, under Wangnong Mountain, many primitive tribes live happily, slash-and-burn farming, drinking blood like hair, making great strides towards modern civilization.Just before the era of slavery, a Ming official wore only a pair of shorts, got into the mountains, held an imperial edict in his hand, and said: Don't go on your own way.What if you go the wrong way and walk on an evil path?Let the Emperor Ming lead you to go! So the brothers of all nationalities unite, shoulder to shoulder, arm in arm and continue to move forward. In the blink of an eye, we have moved forward to the Chongzhen era. At the foot of Wang Nong Mountain, there are at least two primitive tribes led by three primitive people.

A primitive tribe is called A Mi, and the former leader is Sha Yuan.Unfortunately, Sha Yuan, the good leader of the Ami tribe, passed away. When the world is in mourning, the Ami tribe has two wise leaders. One is Pu Mingsheng, former leader Sha Yuan's closest assistant and most trusted comrade-in-arms, known as Lao Pu. The other is Sha Dingzhou, the son of former leader Sha Yuan, known as Lao Sha. In addition, there is a tribe with a longer history and more primitive race in the local area - Yuanmou ape-man. The current great leader of this Yuanmou tribe is called Wu Bikui, and we will call him Lao Kui.

When the story begins, Lao Kui is leading the Yuanmou ape-man to gnaw bones by the fire, so he will not appear for the time being.The two protagonists of the Ami tribe, the great Lao Pu and the wise Lao Sha, appeared on the stage. The great old Pu said: Our beloved leader Sha Yuan said to me when he passed away: From now on, you will lead everyone to a well-off life. The wise Lao Sha said: Don't listen to Lao Pu's nonsense, he is an ambitious man who usurps power and position, let's go together and kill him... Just when the two parties were arguing inseparably because of their different political views, suddenly the bushes shook, and people's eyes were blurred, but they saw a woman coming out of the virgin forest: Hey!Hello everyone, I am an innocent girl from Jiangxi, my surname is Wan, and I am here for sightseeing... Can you stop looking at her so lewdly?People will be embarrassed!

But seeing that young girl, she is coquettish, charming, passionate, open and bold.There are different teachings. This girl is Ms. Jiwan from Jiangxi Province. Ever since she came to this virgin forest, she has fallen in love with this passionate land. When the great leader Lao Pu saw Ms. Wan, his body suddenly swayed. He kicked his left foot high to the left and his right foot high to the right. Also singing: Guests from afar, please stay, la la la, la la la, please stay... So Ms. Wan stayed in this virgin forest, married the great leader Lao Pu, and became a beauty loved by everyone in the Ami tribe.

But after a few days, she got tired of it, and said to Lao Pu: "Old Pu, you are so good, I am optimistic about you!" Old Pu raised his head to the sky and screamed, and beat his chest hard at the moon, expressing that he was better at beating than his beloved wife said. Xiao Wan said: "Old Pu, I don't want to stay in this virgin forest anymore. I'm going to be the queen in the Forbidden City." Old Pu said: What fun is there for the queen, it is the best in our mountains. Xiao Wan said: Old Pu, you have never seen the world.Did you know that in the Forbidden City, the empress used gold spoons to feed pigs.Look at the phoenix hairpin you brought me, it's made of wood, it's incomparable!

So Old Pu said frankly: Well, let's raise troops and invade Beijing. I will be the emperor and you will be the queen.When feeding the pigs in the future, use two golden spoons, one for the pigs, and one for yourself... As a result, Ami's native official Pu raised his troops and made a rebellion, igniting the flames of war raging in southern Xinjiang.
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