Chapter 49 (13) I want to become a monk

Wu Sangui was the one who cried loudly when he heard the news that Dorgon was beheaded after his death. The sound of crying came into the inner room, and Chen Yuanyuan, who was playing the pipa, was so frightened that her hairs stood on her head. She plucked up her courage and stretched her head to look outside: "Old Wu, why are you crying?" Wu Sangui cried: Dorgon was beheaded, I have to cry. Chen Yuanyuan said: That's not right, Old Wu!You were bullied by Dorgon until you lost your shape, why did you feel so sad when you heard about his death? Wu Sangui said: I'm not sad, I was scared to cry when I remembered the poisonous oath Dorgon made back then.

Chen Yuanyuan asked: What poisonous oath did Dorgon swear? Wu Sangui said: Back then, when I went to Dorgon to attack Li Zicheng, Dorgon promised me not to invade China, and swore a poisonous oath: If he breaks his oath, he will not live in peace after death. Being dragged out of the grave and beheaded... Look at this, the oath he swore has actually been verified... Chen Yuanyuan said: "Look, I told you a long time ago, there are gods standing above your head, people are doing it, and the sky is watching."Old Wu, you have to be careful in the future, when you do immoral things, don't swear randomly...

Wu Sangui said: Don't chatter, old ladies, shut up. Chen Yuanyuan said angrily: Shut up and shut up, don't you plan to enter the palace now? Wu Sangui: I told you to shut up... What are you doing in the palace? Chen Yuanyuan said: "Now that Dorgon is dead, the little emperor is settling his old grievances."There is no one else in the court who can lead troops to fight except you.If you don't hurry up and make friends with the little emperor, if you miss this train, you won't be able to catch the next one. Wu Sangui: ...You bitch, you have a good political mind... Who did you learn from?Couldn't it be Li Zicheng who taught you personally?

Chen Yuanyuan: Come on less! So Wu Sangui hurriedly wrote the memorial: Your Majesty, how are you?do you know that I miss you? Xiaozhuang opened the memorial and immediately told the little emperor: Hurry up, declare Wu Sangui into the palace immediately. The little emperor asked: Is this Wu Sangui reliable? Xiaozhuang said: "Son, Er Niang told you so!"In the current Qing Dynasty, except for this Wu Sangui, you can't rely on anyone else. The little emperor asked: How can you see it? Xiaozhuang said: "Son, Er Niang told you so!"In the Great Qing Empire, Hong Chengchou was the only one with the talent of Wang Zuo; the only one with the talent of commander was Wu Sangui.The rest are busy, not enough.But these two people, unfortunately, met Dorgon who was superior, so they were forced to use them for me.Especially now Wu Sangui, who has few soldiers and few generals, lives under the fence. Dorgon knows the talents of a king and does not dare to use them, but he does not know that the only person who can use these two talents is the immortal emperor. wisdom.

The little emperor: Er Niang, I don't want to be the emperor of all ages, I want to leave the palace. Xiaozhuang: ...What are you doing out of the palace? The little emperor: There are too many old women in the palace, all staring at me like hungry wolves... I am so scared. Xiaozhuang said: "You... son, don't be afraid, Wait'er Niang will get you a few little girls into the palace for your luck.Let's continue with the business now... You see, the commanders on the battlefield are as happy as they are loyal, and they can't command more than 200,000 troops; if they exceed 200,000, their command will fail and they will be at a loss .But Wu Sangui is not the case, Wu Sangui leads the army, the more the better... A man who controls soldiers is better than a general, and a general is better than a commander...

The little emperor: Erniang, I don't want to play with little girls, I want to become a monk... Xiaozhuang: Shut up! Little Emperor: But what if Wu Sangui rebels? Xiao Zhuang: Son, by that time, you have already mastered the art of immortal emperor, why are you afraid of him? Little Emperor: I don't want to be an emperor, I want to become a monk. Xiaozhuang: You bastard!