Chapter 45 (9) Your whole family is a pervert

Speaking of Dorgon, there are only two words for death: unexpected. He said he would die, and he didn't even say hello, making it hard to guard against. Before his death, Dorgon and his brother Azige were fighting in Datong, and they were fighting against Jiang Tuan, the commander-in-chief of Datong.This old ginger is also a figure with three heads and six arms.He was originally the chief soldier of Datong in the Ming Dynasty. He first surrendered to Li Zicheng, and his official position is still the chief soldier of Datong;So Azig, king of England, came to suppress him, and the two sides were exchanging fire. Suddenly, Azig's two beautiful Fujins ate something, and they both died.

Coincidentally, Prince Yu Duoduo also came to Datong with Azig, but Duoduo was overworked and died suddenly in the army.In this way, there are three brothers Duduo, Azig, and Dorgon, and there are only two left at once. Azige was very sad, so he wrote to the remaining brother Dorgon, saying: I am the son of Taizu Nurhaci, my own, and I will give you a fake one.You are my younger brother, who has become the regent, and the little emperor calls you uncle.But I am also the little emperor's uncle, why should I not be your uncle? Azige told Dorgon: I want my uncle too, it must be my uncle.

When Dorgon read the letter, he became very angry and said: Please forgive him.My big brother, it's not enough to use a small brain. So Dorgon came to Datong in person, met Azige, and scolded: "You idiot, have you committed the old problem of lack of heart again?"I forgot the last time you called the little emperor a little brat, and you called him a child, but the little brat emperor refused to obey him, crying and making noises, and the civil and military ministers of the Manchu dynasty followed suit, forcing me to withdraw Your title of prince is downgraded to county king.A well-behaved British prince has become a British county king, which has greatly damaged our strength.Why didn't you know how to learn your lesson and make trouble again?

Azige said: I just want to be an uncle, why should I not be your uncle? Dorgon is on fire: Let's talk again?Let's talk about beating your old lady. Azige said: Then I will repair the palace, my palace is too dilapidated... The two brothers were talking, when suddenly the gate of Datong City opened wide, and the soldiers and civilians rushed out of the city, holding up the heads of Jiang Guan's family and reporting: Report to the leader, we have killed the rebels.Don't squeeze, don't step on my feet, I killed it, I killed it... immediately they fought into a ball. Dorgon rebuked Azige and said, "Stop talking, hurry up and go to the city."

So King Azig of the British County entered the city, killed all those who followed Jiang Guan's army, and destroyed the small city on the wall of Datong by five feet.When I came back, Dorgon had issued an order to allow King Azig of England to build a mansion; but because Azige's intelligence was really unreliable, he would be forbidden to intervene in government affairs in the future, and he would not be allowed to accept Han people's demotion... Looking at this order, Azige Ziggy broke out again. Dorgon said airily: If you want to build a palace, let you build a palace, why are you making trouble?

Azige said: Of course I want to make trouble.Even if the palace is built, the inside is empty, what's the point of living in it by myself? Dorgon said: Don't you still have two wives? Azig was furious: Second child, you don't care about your elder brother's sex life too much, my two wives are already dead, don't say you don't know! Dorgon rubbed his nose: "Your wife is dead, how do I know... I understand why you're making such a fuss, you're just being suffocated by the evil fire under your belly."What's the matter, brother, there are so many beauties in Beijing, but you don't like any of them?

Azig is going crazy: Please!No matter which house I go to, every house will dig three feet to hide the woman.I haven't seen a fresh woman in years. What about this matter?Dorgon was also worried. Suddenly Azige's eyes lit up: By the way, second child, didn't you get the wife of your eldest nephew Hauge to bed, can you... shut up!Dorgon scolded angrily: Azige, you are too perverted! Azig jumped up wildly: You are the pervert, all of your family are perverts! Dorgon: ...We are a family. Azig: So we're all perverts.I don't care so much now, you have to give me a woman, if you don't give it, I will never end with you.

According to historical records, Dorgon had no choice but to give one of his little Fujin to Azige, and Azige stopped. Afterwards, Dorgon was dejected and said: For the great cause of the reunification of the motherland, I sacrificed my pure love and my woman, how many grievances I have suffered... Because he was too sad, when he walked outside the North Gate, Dorgon fell off his horse in a daze and died.