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Chapter 41 (5) The third season of decapitation

Chen Jitai on Emperor Shaowu's side had a bad start, lost troops and lost generals, and disappeared mysteriously on the sea. Lin Jiading on the side of Emperor Yongli made great fanfare and came to Guangzhou to kill the general: I am telling the ambitious Zhu Yukai: Give up the reactionary position as soon as possible, and don't go further and further on the wrong line... Launched a huge political offensive against Emperor Shaowu. Emperor Shaowu burst into tears: Dear friends, isn't there a loyal man to share my worries? Your Majesty, don't worry, don't be afraid, let me kill that bastard Lin Jiading.Fuming Hou Lincha came out more and more: Your Majesty, you just wait for the news of Lao Tzu's victory. Throwing away his old mother, I have long been displeased with this Lin...

It turns out that Lin Cha and Lin Jiading are of the same family, and they can't write two characters of Lin in one stroke. They have been close friends who have known each other for many years.So as soon as Lin Cha went to battle, he ordered someone to send a letter to Lin Jiading: ... Good brother, you are finally here.Come here quickly, I have stabilized the careerist Zhu Yukai, and I am waiting for you to capture him.Our Lin family brothers have been pirates for many years, and this time we finally did something practical for the country... Lin Jiading was overjoyed when he saw the letter, and passed the letter to everyone, saying: Lin Cha really deserves to be my brother...

Before the words were finished, the surface of the river was suddenly red. It turned out that someone suddenly fired a firearm and launched an attack. Who did it? Lin Jiading rushed out of the cabin, took a closer look, and saw Lin Cha was on a big ship opposite, commanding with determination, and shouted loudly: Lin Jiading, you bastard, now you know how powerful I am?fire…… Lose your old mother... Lin Jiading scolded so furiously that he was immediately hit by a cannonball and shattered to pieces. Lin Cha continued to attack, and Emperor Yongli's navy was completely wiped out. When the good news came back, the city of Guangzhou cheered, but Emperor Shaowu said calmly: "Decree, I want to parade in the city, choose a day to go north, sweep the river, and drive out all the slaves and chieftains in Mobei."

The military parade began. On the rostrum, Emperor Shaowu took his seat calmly. Off the stage, civil and military officials walked by. Emperor Shaowu said in a deep voice: Hello, dear friends. All the officials looked back in unison: Hello, Your Majesty. Emperor Shaowu: Dear friends, you have worked hard. Officials: Serve the emperor. At this time, the host of the military parade came out and asked the emperor to review the archers. The archers lined up to enter the arena, each with a flowery bow, and sang in unison: You kick your front feet, you bow your back legs, don't panic and keep your hands loose, aim at the careerists who cause division, and shoot him with one arrow...

At this time, a scout suddenly rushed to the rostrum: Report to Your Majesty, it's terrible, Li Chengdong's beheading squad has entered the city. Emperor Shaowu was furious when he heard the words: "Bold, I am parading troops here. This is the most important political work at present, but you come to disturb me. What is your intention?" I deliberately... The scout wiped the sweat from his brow and slipped away quietly. But the second scout rushed to the rostrum like flying: "Your Majesty, call your troops immediately, and Li Chengdong's decapitation team rushed in..."

Emperor Shaowu's brows did not change: push it out, cut it off.The focus of the current work is the military parade, which must not be shaken. The third scout rushed in to report: Your Majesty, Li Chengdong's beheading squad... Emperor Shaowu: Cut. At this time, I saw Li Chengdong leading a cavalry detachment, rushing in: Hello, everyone, who is the stupid emperor Shaowu, hurry up and give your head to Lao Tzu... The rostrum was already empty. At this time, Emperor Shaowu was being carried on the shoulders by a minister named Wang Yinghua, and he ran towards his home desperately.Emperor Shaowu was furious and struggled hard: Let go, you let me go, I am going to parade...Where does Wang Yinghua dare to let go?He rushed into his house in one breath, locked Emperor Shaowu in the bathroom, and hid him.

The decapitation team wandered around on the parade ground but failed to find Emperor Shaowu. Li Chengdong was very angry and said: Our decapitation team is all from Mizhi, Shaanxi. They are foreigners and don’t know the way. You people from Guangzhou Such a lack of hospitality, why don't you tell us? So everyone said in unison: "I'm here to tell you, don't squeeze, I said it first... The emperor asked Wang Yinghua to carry it away, and I will tell you where his family lives... The mighty flow of people led the small team to Wang Yinghua's door: Is Emperor Shaowu Zhu Yukai at your home?We are the beheading squad from Shaanxi...

Wang Yinghua came out of the door: I'm not here, I'm not a human being who lied to you, if you don't believe me, come in and search. Search?Li Chengdong pondered: Since you dare to let us search, then you must... send someone to the city wall to have a look. Several members of the small team rushed to the top of the city, and saw Emperor Shaowu sitting in a hanging basket, and asked to hang him from the city wall.The soldiers of the small team hurried forward to stop it: don't, this basket is too small, don't fall on your majesty... and pulled Emperor Shaowu up again. Seeing Emperor Shaowu, Li Chengdong was very unhappy: Your Majesty, how about a cup of Kung Fu tea?

Emperor Shaowu cried: If I drink a sip of water from you, what face do I have to go underground to meet my ancestors? Li Chengdong smiled and said: Come on, do you think you will face your ancestors if you don't drink water? That night, Emperor Shaowu strangled himself to death with his belt.
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