Chapter 126 (10) People are not willing to evolve

Qianlong made four expeditions to Burma, the first time Liu Zao mobilized tens of thousands of troops, and the whole army was wiped out.The second time was when Yang Yingju gathered 20,000 troops, not to mention that he was wiped out, and Lao Yang was killed by the furious Qianlong.The third time was when General Mingrui led more than 30,000 Manchu and Han soldiers. In the end, even Mingrui himself hanged himself.The last time it was Fu Heng, more than half of the 40,000 people died. If we don't find a way to go down, even Fu Heng may not come back. When Qianlong received Fu Heng's request for a memorial, his face became distraught, he turned around, and turned around again, but his face was full of excitement and ecstasy: I won!He yelled at the ministers and eunuchs: I won again. Dajinchuan defeated Shaluoben, Junggar defeated Dawaqi first, and then Amur Sana, and returned to Xinjiang to balance the size and Zhuo. I have won five times against Burma once, and I am so amazing... so amazing!

Everyone stared blankly at Qianlong, then suddenly woke up, and praised in unison: Your Majesty is so wise and mighty.The northern border is pacified, and the southern border is pacified again...Your Majesty, you have made an inexhaustible achievement...an inexhaustible achievement! Qianlong happily sat on the throne, accepting the congratulations of the officials, but he was scolding his mother in his heart: "Fuck you, I can't do anything about it. It's really unfair to those primitive people. What can I do if I don't talk about it?" Pass the decree: let Fu Heng accept the surrender of the Burmese, and let Burma surrender the territories such as Mupang that invaded our side.

After receiving the imperial decree, Fu Hengqiang supported his sick body and ordered envoys to go to the Burmese army camp, and the two sides started peace talks. The peace talks started, and a group of primitive people came from the Burmese army. The leader, with his hair combed into a strange shape, colorful patterns on his face and forehead, and a cow nose ring on his nose, caught Fu Heng's eyes. hair straight.The officer reported: My lord, this is the Burmese army marshal Suan Wangmo, who is here to discuss the tribute with your lord. Tribute?Good morning, Fu Heng coughed, and said with difficulty: This Xi...what the hell?I'm sorry, your name is too outrageous, let me tell you something, it's not impossible for you to pay tribute to my heavenly court, you must first return the invaded Mubang and other territories to us.

The marshal of the Burmese army came over: What is it?I can't hear you, please say it again. You... Fu Heng rolled his eyes in anger: I mean, you must return the Mubang and other territories that you invaded. What the hell?I can't hear you. Say it again?The marshal of the Burmese army yelled at Fu Heng. Fu Heng was half dead with anger: Can you understand human speech? Marshal of the Burmese Army: You don’t understand human language! Fu Heng got angry: So you can understand, I mean you must return my Mubang! What the hell?I can not hear clearly!When it comes to business, the Burmese Army Marshal Suan Wangmo can no longer understand human speech.

Unexpectedly, the other party came with such a hob meat, Fu Heng was so sad that he wanted to cry.How about this judgment?As soon as you talk about business, he will stare at him and say he doesn't understand. If you explain it three or five times, and you can still force yourself to repeat it endlessly, don't you want to get nervous? Now Fu Heng finally understands, don't look at these Burmese people drinking blood, wearing leaves and nose rings, as if they are still in primitive society.Just saying that this move uses stupidity and wisdom, it is more than a hundred times wiser than Qianlong.You Qianlong tried desperately to let people praise you for being wise and powerful, but they don't want to make a name for themselves. They would rather let you treat him as a primitive person, and then pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

There is no way to talk about it any longer. Burma will definitely eat you. If you, Fu Heng, don't talk about it, you can't explain it to Qianlong, and you will be wiped out.After you are wiped out, Qianlong will send someone else, and this is still the same way of talking. In desperation, Fu Heng got a tribute document for the Burmese himself, which was regarded as a errand for the Qing Empire. After returning to Beijing, he died because he could not bear the humiliation of being defeated. Facts have proved that the China-Myanmar peace talks are completely correct.This is correct because when the Qing soldiers stopped provoking, the Burmese killed themselves.First, the most capable Burmese king, Meng Bi, died of illness. His younger brother killed his eldest son, and then someone killed his younger brother. As a result, only Meng Yun, the youngest brother who became a monk since childhood, was left in the Meng Bi family. .

Helpless, Xiao Mengyun bit the bullet and ascended to the throne of the king.Then he found that the undercurrent was turbulent and volatile, and he urgently needed the support of the Qing court to consolidate the throne.So he sent envoys again and again, begging Qianlong to make him king in order to obtain more power resources. Qianlong couldn't beat him, so he had to allow Myanmar to pay tribute once every ten years. As a result, what Qianlong couldn't get on the battlefield came to his door when it was time to give up. So Qianlong happily wrote a poem saying: Blessings from the year before last, please seal this year to return wholeheartedly.

The red heart is thousands of miles away, and Huang Zhao's teaching will lead the country to glory. In doing things, only the old wins the strong, and the people win the prestige because of their knowledge of virtue. Internal security and external compliance Xu Tianyou, Yiqie Pingying Rin Chiji. When the poem was completed, I heard the horseshoes running fast, like thunder, and came straight into the capital: "Report, it's terrible, there is another commotion in Dajinchuan." There are different teachings: Qianlong was so angry that the plan failed.The three armies are fighting with blood trees and fruit trees, and Jinchuan, big and small, will make trouble again.The upcoming Second Battle of Jinchuan is no different from any battle in human history before and after:

All because of women.