Chapter 59 (13) Buddha kicks you

In the blink of an eye, another two years have passed, and it has reached the twelfth year of Yongzheng. In the past two years, Emperor Yongzheng carried out a large-scale reform to return the native land to the natives, canceling the primogeniture rights of the leaders of the tribes in the frontier.This right of primogeniture means that the former tribal chief handed over power to his children after his death, and the children would inherit all the property rights. But in the Yongzheng era, he thought that he could no longer watch the loss of state-owned assets like this. This is a crime.So what, let's change the land to the brigade, and change the native official to a buffalo official. This has a great advantage, that is, all property rights belong to the central government, that is, to the emperor himself.

Policy is a good policy. Is there any bad policy in this world? It's just that the number of monks with crooked mouths is too large, and it's inevitable that the scriptures will be recited crookedly. In three years, the prefect was cleared, and one hundred thousand snowflakes were awarded.The good policies of the imperial court have made a large number of leaders rich first. It is said that a large number of exiled officials flocked into tribal areas, first dispatched soldiers and horses, arrested and locked up the heirs of the original native officials, and then gathered the local people, the male crowd stood on the left, and the female crowd stood on the right, neither men nor women The leading cadres stand in the middle.Then all the young and beautiful women were selected, and these girls were allowed to bring enough travel expenses, and then sold them to brothels, and the new officials made a lot of windfall.

Hearing about such a situation, Yongzheng taught with great foresight: Our leading cadres at all levels must be honest and self-disciplined, and we must never disappoint the expectations of the people. Continue to send a large number of leading cadres to reform the land and return it to the exiles. The Miao people in the Taijiang area of ​​Guizhou resolutely refused to let the new leader sell their wives and daughters to brothels. The local leaders were furious and immediately mobilized troops to drive and kill them.Thus, in this harmonious world, the frosty roar of sword energy resounded again.

lively. Only the Shaolin Temple, detached from anything else, continued to earn its own incense money. Monk Ma, the head of Luohan Hall, would go to a small mud nunnery in the back mountain after work every day, and lie down in the woods to peek at his wife.A few times he was accidentally discovered by Miao Chan, who suddenly became furious, picked up stones and threw them at him viciously. So good, so good, so damn good... Monk Ma is extremely depressed, so if you go to peek in the future, try to be careful, so as not to get two blood bubbles on your head. In short, everything is beautiful, as the poem says:

Sitting alone in a secluded grove, Playing the piano and whistling again. Flying stones in the deep forest, The bald man howled. The mountain life of Monk Ma and Miaochan is full of charm and elegance, which makes people forget everything and move their hearts. On this day, monk Ma led eighteen arhats to demolish the huts built by several bald men at the foot of Songshan Mountain.With the money in hand, Monk Ma hurried to the back mountain.As we were walking, a person suddenly appeared on the mountain road in front of us: Strong man, you make it easier for me to find you. When he saw the person coming, Monk Ma was terrified, turned around and left.

The people behind him sneered and said: Monk Ma, if you run away, you can’t run away from the temple. Even if you run away with Shaolin Temple on your back, Miaochan’s nunnery is still in the back mountain. I don’t believe you can run away. Monk Ma stopped angrily and roared: Cao Xueqin, what do you want to come to the temple? This year, Cao Xueqin was already sixteen years old. He walked up to Monk Ma and burst into tears: Monk Ma, you must help me this time. My girlfriend Xiangyu... was taken into the palace I went to be a concubine. Monk Ma: What does this have to do with me? Cao Xueqin: Monk Ma, are you just watching...

Monk Ma: If I don’t watch, what else can I do?Is there anything else?I'm still busy here... Cao Xueqin was furious: You are so busy, Monk Ma, I tell you clearly, this time you must help me rescue Xiangyu, I cannot live without her. Monk Ma: How can I have this ability!To save yourself go save it. Cao Xueqin: That's what you said. Monk Ma: ...What do you mean? Cao Xueqin: You Monk Ma refused to help, it is inevitable because you have nothing to do with Xiangyu.But Miao Chan and I are not the same, we are the only relatives of Miao Chan in this world, this time I will go to Beijing with Miao Chan, enter the palace...

Monk Ma grabbed Cao Xueqin by the neck: You dare to drag my wife to do such a dangerous thing, I will strangle you to death today... Monk Ma is the number one expert in the world, otherwise, how could Shaolin Temple single out him as the head of Arhat Hall.His big hands grabbed Cao Xueqin's neck, and Cao Xueqin's eyes turned white, her breathing stopped, and she was about to die. At this time, an indifferent voice sounded: let him go. Monk Ma let go of his hand immediately, and turned around with a smile on his face: Wife... I saw Miaochan wearing straw shoes and carrying an umbrella behind her back: Monk Ma, believe it or not, I will tell you that in my short life, only the two years when I formed a hut in Songshan Mountain were my The happiest day.Every day you make me happy, let me throw stones at your bald head, but you never get angry... I am really grateful to you... But there is no banquet in the world, and now the fate between you and me is over, we Going to the capital to save my sister Xiangyu, this trip is bound to be life-or-death...

nonsense!Monk Ma roared: We are monks, and the four elements are all empty, do you know that? All four... Cao Xueqin rubbed his swollen neck, and was about to speak, when Monk Ma yelled at him: Shut up, you bastard, you can't even look at your own wife, but you came here to disturb me other people's cleaning.If the Buddha knew about it, he would kick you hard! The Buddha kicked... Cao Xueqin raised his head and sighed: "Buddha, please stretch your legs and see who deserves to be kicked more between the two of us." It must be you! Monk Ma threw down a sentence viciously, turned around and went down the mountain:

Cao Xueqin, please stay here for me, I will go to the palace and bring your girlfriend back.But the ugly words are up front, if my wife loses a little weight after I come back, I will shave all your girlfriend's hair and let her become a nun too...