Chapter 44 (10) Touring performances

"Dong dong dong", the dull drum sounded, and Zeng Jing set off with her disciple Zhang Xi. He beat the drum and slowly walked out of the hall of the Ministry of Justice. When the people outside heard the sound of the drum, they immediately gathered to watch the excitement. I heard Zeng Jing and Zhang Xi beating gongs and drums together, "clang, clang, clang..." Then Zeng Jing took a step forward and shouted loudly: "Everyone, come and see." Zhang Xi stepped forward: There are two bastards here. Zeng Jing: Conspiracy and conspiracy to stage a coup. Zhang Ximeng knocked on the gong: After playing...there was a "plop", and he fell to the ground, as if dying and kicking his legs.

The onlookers were overjoyed and immediately applauded and shouted loudly: "One more, one more!" "Clang, clang, clang..." The gongs and drums sounded, and after a while of excitement, it started again. Zeng Jing: Folks, please keep this in mind. Zhang Xi: The crime of conspiracy and rebellion is inevitable. Zeng Jing: Everyone should stand up. Zhang Xi: Report! The onlookers cheered loudly again, and with the sound of gongs and drums, another round began: Zeng Jing: The emperor Shengming sits in the golden hall. Zhang Xi: With sharp eyes, you can see. Zeng Jing: Who will dare to rebel again.

Zhang Xi: Cut the eggs! "Clang, clang, clang"... Another round begins: Zeng Jing: It is very clear that the late emperor passed away. Zhang Xi: I work hard and my hair turns gray. Zeng Jing: Who said the ginseng soup was poisoned? Zhang Xi: Nonsense! "Clang, clang, clang"... Another round: Zeng Jing: The eighth elder brother looks strange. Zhang Xi: Hu Chihai Sai can't run fast. Zeng Jing: Long mouth, big ears and bad eyes. Zhang Xi: Monster! "Clang, clang, clang"...continued: Zeng Jing: Brother Jiu is a dog. Zhang Xi: Bark bark bark roaring in the middle of the night.

Zeng Jing: The emperor couldn't sleep because of the noise. Zhang Xi: Decapitate! "Clang, clang, clang"... again: Zeng Jing: Today's morals are high, Zhang Xi: Working during the day and working hard at night. Zeng Jing: None of the beauties sleep. Zhang Xi: It's hard! The onlookers burst into laughter... Just like that, the two sang along the way.Seeing that it was getting late, he put away the drumsticks and followed the two yellow jackets to an inn wearily. In the inn, there was already a table of good food and wine set up.The waiter Hang Yilu was sitting at the table drinking some wine, when he saw the two warmly greeted: "Come here, come, come, sit down and drink."

Zeng Jing and Zhang Xi sat down and heard Hang Yilu say, "That's it. The imperial court has already held a meeting and decided that I will be the head of our lecture tour group. Although you two are prisoners, the standard of food is good." According to the treatment of bureau-level cadres, each meal has four dishes and one soup.If you feel that the food and treatment are not ideal, you can bypass me and directly complain to the emperor... Zeng Jing and Zhang Xi said in unison: No objection, no objection, this treatment is already interesting...Before I finished speaking, I was already gobbling it up.