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Chapter 34 (16) Strange events in Suzhou

Monk Ma felt unwilling to be kicked out of the dilapidated house by Cao Xueqin.Just wandering around outside the courtyard wall, looking for a chance to talk to the nun Miaochan. Walking around the courtyard wall, Monk Ma walked into an alley. Looking back and forth, there was no one in the alley.Monk Ma jumped up, put his hands on the wall, looked inside, and was overjoyed. I saw a small adobe house inside the courtyard wall where weeds were overgrown. Two willow trees were planted in front of the house, and there were stone tables and benches under the willow trees.At this time, the little Cao Xueqin was sitting under the tree with his early girlfriend Li Xiangyu and a young nun Miaochan who was about the same age, drinking tea leisurely.

Immediately, the horse monk turned over, sat on the top of the wall, picked off a piece of dirt, aimed at the little nun's bald head, and called out "Zhu", only to hear Xiao Miaochan's "Wow", he was beaten up and burst into tears. Just as the little nun's earth-shattering wail sounded, Monk Ma sang loudly with a loud voice: Hey... Sister, you have a bald head, and brother has a bald head. They are both bald.Our love, our love, is dangling on the bald head, dangling, looking forward to the sunset at the top of the mountain, I can kiss you enough... Before the song stopped, little Cao Xueqin jumped up like crazy, picked up a pebble, and without any explanation, threw it at Monk Ma's head and face.Monk Ma shrank his neck in surprise: This little thing, the Buddha is singing a love song here, it's none of your business...

Seeing that Cao Xueqin's eyes were red with anger, Monk Ma had no choice but to jump off the top of the wall first, and was about to change another place before climbing up to the top of the wall.Suddenly an arc flashed in front of his eyes, Monk Ma was terrified, he wanted to dodge, but he was too late, only heard a "bang", his bald head had been hit by a hidden weapon. ow.Monk Ma screamed, covered the wound with his hand, took the hidden weapon in his hand, and looked closely, it turned out to be a gold coin. Who is so rich and took gold coins as hidden weapons? When he raised his head again, Monk Ma was so frightened that he almost lost his mind and called Buddha for help.

I saw the small alley, front and back, densely packed with foreign devils in strange clothes.Some have red hair, some have green hair, some have blue eyes, some have purple eyes, some have yellow beards, and some have beards. They are standing there, throwing countless gold coins at Monk Ma.While tossing gold coins, he shouted loudly in fluent Beijing dialect: Believe in the Lord, you are free anyway, believe in the Lord quickly... At that time, Monk Ma's legs went limp and he sat on the ground paralyzed. Is this really Suzhou city? If yes, how come there are so many foreign devils? If not... then where did Suzhou City go?

Monk Ma didn't know that he was lucky enough to meet the most critical period of Great China, and he was at a big corner of history.
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