Chapter 22 (4) Remove the crown of the emperor's head

Let's say that after the great poet Zha Siting participated in Qian Mingshi's criticism meeting, he was ordered to go to Jiangxi to take charge of the local college entrance examination. If you want to take an exam, you must first ask questions. This is an inevitable procedure. question. Zha Siting came up with a title called "What the Weimin Stop". This strange saying was not invented by Lao Cha, it was a sentence from "The Great Learning", translated into the current vernacular, it would be much simpler, meaning... always keep the people in your heart.In short, it is a lie that leaders like to tell.

It can be seen that Lao Zha is very interested in currying favor with the leaders. Candidates came from all over Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and entered the shed to start the written test, "Weiminzhizhi", which means to see which candidate can praise the leader the most.But then again, for a leader like this, you don’t have to worry about food and clothing, but the worry is that there are too few people who sing about it.Lao Cha actually came up with the idea of ​​letting the candidates sing praises to the leader when answering the questions. This is definitely a genius idea. It is said that all the candidates were racking their brains to sing, and suddenly an imperial envoy came outside: Lao Cha, come out for a while, I have something to do with you.

Old Cha came out of the examination room: What's the matter, I'm invigilating the exam... The imperial envoy asked: Oh, you are proctoring the exam, what questions did you give the candidates? Lao Cha answered: The Weimin stop. Imperial envoy: Weimin...that's really the topic.To tell you the truth, the emperor already knew about the topic you proposed, so he sent me here to ask you what you think of the emperor. Old Zha said: Speaking of which, I really have some opinions on the emperor... Imperial envoy: What's your opinion? Lao Zha: You said that our emperor, why doesn't he know how to take a rest when he works?Day and night, white and black, if this continues, how can the emperor's body bear it?The emperor's body, that's not his own body, it's the body of the people of the whole country, the body of all the women inside and outside the palace.Therefore, the emperor must cherish himself, so that he can meet the expectations of the people.

Imperial Envoy: ... Your Majesty has known this opinion for a long time, what about the next one? Old Cha: The next one is gone. Imperial envoy: Why is it gone? If you have any opinions, please speak up quickly. Old Cha: ...I really have no other opinions. Imperial envoy: Then I don't understand. Since you have no objection, why are you scolding the emperor behind his back? Old Cha: Scolding the emperor...I didn't! Imperial envoy: No wonder.Let me ask you, what is the difference between the word "Yong" in Yongzheng and the word "Wei"? Lao Zha: The word "Yong"...is the word "Wei" without a cover on it.

Imperial envoy: Then what is the difference between the word "zhi" and the word "zheng"? Lao Cha: The word "Zheng"...there is no top on it, it is the word "Zhi". Imperial envoy: Look at you, old Cha, you actually lifted the top cover of the emperor, what do you mean? Old Cha: I... Imperial envoy: Take it with me. At this time, Lao Zha called out injustice: I am wronged, I am really wronged.I am loyal to His Majesty, and I can show it every day. I even participated in the big criticism that day. I really didn't mean it... Imperial Envoy: Really didn't mean it?

Old Cha: Really, I lied to your whole family to die! Imperial envoy: Under the imperial decree, Lao Cha committed a serious political mistake. He was imprisoned, killed, and then the body was chopped up with a file, burned to ashes and thrown away.Lao Cha's son beheaded immediately, and Lao Cha's wife sent him to Ningguta to sleep with the armored man.Candidates in Zhejiang do not have a good thing, and the examination qualifications of candidates in Zhejiang province will be canceled in the future.Thank you so much, thank you.