Chapter 14 (14) Monk Huahua Steals Beauty

A cage was dragged into the tent, the soldiers opened the cage, and Monk Ma came out grinning. Yue Zhongqi said: Monk Ma, you are a pacifist, and you are determined not to go to the battlefield, but I violated your wishes and forcibly dragged you to the battlefield.I was wrong about this matter, I should not have imposed my personal will on you, and now I formally apologize to you. Monk Ma blinked: Then can I go now? Yue Zhongqi said: You can leave at any time, but before you leave, please settle the food expenses for these days first. Monk Ma: Food expenses...are you still reasonable?It's not that I have to come here.

Yue Zhongqi: Why not? Could it be that I invited you to my stable to steal my war horse? Monk Ma: ...I have no money. Yue Zhongqi: If you don't have money to steal, don't forget that you are a thief. Monk Ma: …Who did I steal from? Did I steal from you? Yue Zhongqi walked over: Let me tell you where you can steal it.You get out of my big tent and go southeast, on the grassland thirty miles away, you can see the tent of Luo Bu Zang Danjin.There are three main camps there, and outside the largest tent, there are three red lights hanging.The tent in the middle is where Luo Bu Zang Danjin lives.The one on the left is Chulaknomqi, the number one general under Luo Bu Zang Danjin.The one on the right is the concubine of Luobu Zangdanjin.That woman is the number one beauty on the prairie. Not only is she glamorous and charming, but she is also passionate and bold... Ever since Luo Bu Zang Danjin picked her up, every night, the soldiers gave up their lives. All the ground sneaked into the woman's tent.Just in case, Luo Bu Zang Danjin set up a network bell outside his concubine's tent, and covered the camp densely. When you touch it, all the bells will ring together, shaking the world... Monk Ma, you go now , Go to the Luobuzangdanjin camp and steal that woman and her two children out for me, it will be considered as your food expenses.

Monk Ma was dumbfounded: What, you asked me to steal people? Yue Zhongqi said with a smile: Monk Huahua steals beauties, doesn't it complement each other? Monk Ma shook his head vigorously: No, no, I am a well-known eminent monk in Shaolin Temple, if someone finds out about this... Yue Zhongqi said: What does it matter if you know!To tell you the truth, there are too many eminent monks who steal beauties, and you are not the only one missing. Monk Ma: ...Really? Yue Zhongqi: When did you hear me tell lies? Monk Ma: I really haven’t heard you tell the truth. Yue Zhongqi: Are you going or not?

Monk Ma: No, no, I will definitely not do this job... Yue Zhongqi: I don't want to let you do it either, so what if you owe me the food expenses in the military camp? Monk Ma: ...you...I...well, I only do this kind of thing once, but you are absolutely not allowed to talk about it. Yue Zhongqi: I promise you, whoever tells it is a bastard. At the moment, the two pulled the hook to show that they had no intention of going back on their word. Then Yue Zhongqi took off her saber and handed it to Monk Ma: You carry this saber with you, and it will act just as I did, without your responsibility.Then he ordered people to fetch a pearl and two gold ingots: these jewels are on your body, and you have to adapt to the situation when the time comes, so as to be safe.

Monk Ma looked at the jewels: General Yue, can I use these jewels to offset food expenses? Yue Zhongqi: Fuck you!