Chapter 5 serious

⊙When Chiang Kai-shek was the principal of the Whampoa Military Academy, he had very strict requirements on himself: drink plain water; have the same hairstyle as soldiers; do not wear leather shoes except for meetings; eat in the cafeteria; get up early to patrol.Principal Jiang's early waking is the most troublesome for Gu Zhutong and others, because they sleep too much and are often scolded for it.Until later during the Anti-Japanese War, when Chiang Kai-shek wanted to call Gu Zhutong, the commander-in-chief of the third war zone, he would specifically tell his attendants to be late, because he was afraid that Gu hadn't woken up yet.

⊙Yu Dafu was invited to give a speech on literary and artistic creation. He wrote the three characters "quick and short life" on the blackboard on the stage, and the audience in the audience didn't understand why.Yu Yu said: "The topic I am going to talk about today is "Basic Concepts of Literary and Artistic Creation". The three words on the blackboard are the key points. Just like composition, you can’t talk too much, go too far away from the topic, and it’s over.” From writing on the blackboard to finishing speaking, it takes less than two minutes, which is in line with the three principles of “fast and short life”.

⊙In November 1915, Yuan Shikai told the reporter of the American "Independent Weekly": "Your magazine must be able to make the American officials and people deeply understand: the argument that I agree with the restoration of the imperial system and hope to become the emperor is not my friend. , but a figment of my enemies." ⊙In 1936, Lu Xun wrote an advertisement for "Hundred Pictures of Dead Souls" published by Sanxian Bookstore, saying that it was "good in both paper and ink", "when readers read the translated version of "Dead Souls" and turn this book, it is Gogol's era The situation of the Russian middle-class society is vivid as it is now. It is unprecedented in China to introduce masterpieces and so many illustrations. But only 1,000 copies are printed, and it is difficult to reprint. The idea is not to make profits, and the price is as low as possible. The paper used in the hardcover is excellent, so it is twice as expensive, and only 150 copies are on sale, which are specially reserved for libraries and lovers of fine books, so it seems that you should order quickly."Comparable to today's bookseller propaganda.

⊙In 1934, Chiang Kai-shek launched the "New Life Movement" in Nanchang, advocating "propriety, righteousness, honesty and shame, the four dimensions of the country, if the four dimensions are not open, the country will perish", and "loyalty, filial piety, love, faith, justice and peace".Someone with good deeds once wrote a couplet to ridicule this matter.The first line: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven (meaning "forget eight"), the second line: loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, propriety, righteousness and honesty (meaning "shameless").

⊙Lin Sen has a fellow villager who teaches at Henan University. He went to visit one day, but the professor happened to be away.Lin Sen sat down for a while, and left a business card for his family before leaving, saying: "It's okay, I walked here and heard that you are here, so let's take a look." ⊙Wang Tiehan, the commander of the 49th Army, was known as "General Tiehan", but he was beaten up as soon as he left the customs.At the state affairs meeting, Sun Lianzhong asked: "You two armies, two columns of the communist army and an independent division, you are similar to them, their weapons are not as good as yours, why did you all collapse in more than 40 hours?" Standing at attention, he said: "Before our two armies were twisted into one force, they were separated by the communist army. Otherwise, we could have fought for a while longer."

⊙In June 1912, Li Yuanhong returned to the presidency.At a dinner party one day, Li Da complained that the president was not made by a human being. Last month, he paid more than 30,000 yuan in advance, and he needed to pay more than 300,000 yuan a year. All the interests of coal mine stocks and salt tickets were paid. , really incredible.Feng Yuxiang couldn't help blurting out: "The president was born as a brigade commander, how can he have so much money?" Li said, "I saved it!" Feng Yuxiang asked again: "The brigade commander only has a few hundred taels of silver every month, how can he save so much money?" After listening to Li, he talked about him from left to right.

⊙When he was the principal of the Baoding Army Military Academy, General Jiang Baili gave lessons to the students. Instead of talking about it, he wrote a topic on the blackboard: How can one person beat ten people?Let the students discuss.The students were dumbfounded and speechless.After a while, General Baili calmly said: The way for one person to beat ten people is to beat them one by one, and after hitting one, hit another. ⊙According to the "Biography of Chiang Ching-kuo" written by American diplomat Tao Han: On the student roster of Sun Yat-sen University in 1926, Nizhdanova (the Soviet name of Feng Yuxiang's daughter Feng Funeng) was the son of Yelizarov (Jiang Jingguo). wife. In 1927, Chiang Ching-kuo wrote a confession letter to the Sun Yat-sen University Party Committee, announcing that he and Feng Funeng had separated from their husband-wife relationship, and criticized Feng for having problems with his thinking: "She wanted to process (reform thoughts) on me, and I also processed her."

⊙After Yuan Shikai returned to Beijing, he swore to the Empress Dowager Longyu: "A certain minister who is the prime minister of the Qing Dynasty, how can he support the republic! If you want Yu to bully orphans and widows and be scolded by all generations, Yu will not do it!" One month after the Wuchang Uprising , Yuan Shikai handwritten Li Yuanhong, declaring: "If the constitutional monarchy can be recognized, the two armies can cease fighting, otherwise it will still be resolved by force." " ⊙When the Hongxian Monarchy was in active operation, many people came forward to persuade Yuan Shikai to ascend the throne as soon as possible, but Wang Shizhen was still unwilling to sign the letter of persuasion.Once, Lei Zhenchun made noise with him again, Wang Duan sat on the grand teacher's chair, without raising his eyelids, and said calmly: "You are my own! Don't come here."

⊙Mei Yiqi seldom talks, and seldom makes assertions. He is known as "a gentleman of few words".A student once wrote a doggerel, describing Principal Mei's modest and reserved words: "Probably or maybe, but we dare not say; but the school always thinks, I'm afraid it doesn't seem to be true." ⊙April 1947, the 73rd Army reported: the general was lost during the battle, please reissue it, hope it will be your responsibility.The first department of the Xuzhou Command of the Army General Command said: Why didn't you lose your heads? ⊙Yan Duhe went to visit a friend who wrote vernacular poems. When the friend was away, Yan waited in the room, and suddenly found an unfinished vernacular poem on the desk, entitled "Ode to Pomegranate Flowers", in which a passage reads: "The more The redder the pomegranate flower, the redder it can be." Yan thought it was funny, so he picked up a pen and wrote two sentences: "The vernacular poems that become whiter and whiter can't be whiter."

⊙Hu Shi once wrote a small vernacular poem titled: "Two yellow butterflies, both fly to the sky. I don't know why, one flies back. The other one is lonely and pitiful. I have no intention of going to the sky, the sky is too lonely." During the May 4th Movement, the principal Cai Yuanpei often left the school, and Hu Shi was entrusted with the management of school affairs.Cai often invites Hu Shi to attend social activities outside the school.Therefore, Huang Kan joked that Hu Shi was "a yellow butterfly flying up and down around Cai Yuanpei". ⊙On April 21, 1921, Miss Luna from Germany met Wu Peifu in Luoyang and fell in love at first sight, but Wu did not appreciate it.After returning to China, Miss Luna wrote an "ultimatum" to Marshal Wu: "Marshal Wu, I love you. Do you love me?" is still there.Order the interpreter to send this letter back.

⊙In 1929, Cheng Shewo was arrested by Zhang Zongchang for exposing warlord atrocities in the "World Evening News" hosted by him.Mrs. Cheng Shewo asked Sun Baoqi, who was the prime minister of the Beiyang government, to rescue her.After Sun's intercession, Cheng was saved from death, and Zhang's adjutant sent it back with a business card, which read "Send it to Chengshe, please check."Sun then replied: "I have received Chengshe." ⊙Before his death, Chen Guofu summed up his life: he has lived in a prosperous city for many years, and has never entered a brothel, dance hall, casino, etc., for boring entertainment; managing money has never been private or managed by money, on the contrary, the less he loves money ;Reading has never been bound by books, or self-satisfaction; management of personnel affairs does not make fun of others, is not selfish, and does not use personal interests; being an official has never been a domineering, self-serving or using politicians, thinking about retaining one's position and making progress The picture, always maintain the true nature of the common people; close to commercial work, do not do business by yourself, do not talk about self-interest with others; do party affairs without thinking of planting the party, and the same is true for education; sickness can get rid of troubles, and always have an optimistic and enterprising heart . ⊙Feng Yuxiang reported to Wu Peifu that the drought in Henan was severe and a solution had to be found.Wu took out six coins, tossed them several times, and told Feng Yuxiang: "The rain will fall tomorrow, and the drought will be relieved immediately." Feng asked: "Does the hexagram say what time it will rain tomorrow?" Wu said affirmatively : "After two o'clock in the afternoon." The next day until three o'clock in the afternoon, the rain still did not fall.Feng then asked Wu: "Why isn't it raining?" Wu said calmly, "Who said it? It's raining! It's in Moscow in the northwest." Feng Wenyan couldn't laugh or cry. ⊙During the split between Ning and Han in 1927, Chen Gongbo and Tan Yankai talked about the current situation. Chen said: "The overall situation is really serious now." Tan responded: "There is nothing in the world, and what can't be done must be done." Chen asked: "Then how will it be done?" Tan said: "When it's time to do it, it will naturally be done." Chen asked again: "What if there is no time to do it?" Tan said slowly: "As long as you think it's done." It's time to end it." Chen sighed afterwards: To find the answer to something from Tan Yankai's words is simply as difficult as climbing the sky. ⊙Feng Yuxiang inspected the camp and found a sentry guard sleeping with a gun.Feng was very angry, so he woke up the other party and prepared a military stick to serve him.Before the start of the fight, Feng Yuxiang scolded him first, saying "Jade can't be polished, it can't be used", and after the training, the sentry asked the sentry to explain the meaning of this sentence.The sentinel heard that "if you don't meet, don't get angry", so he explained: "The commander-in-chief won't be angry if he doesn't meet me." ⊙Dai Jitao wanted to study in the United States and asked Sun Yat-sen for advice.Sun said: "I'm old, what do I still want to read?" Dai repeatedly asked, and Sun took out a silver dollar from the drawer and said, "You can use this to pay for tuition." Dai Jitao said: "Sir, are you kidding me? "Sun said: "No, you go to Hongkou to watch a movie." ⊙After the Northern Expedition succeeded, Chiang Kai-shek asked Ding Weifen to be the chairman of the Shandong Provincial Government.Ding refused, on the grounds that it could not break the traditional Chinese political rule that "Lu people do not rule Lu, and Hunan people do not rule Hunan".Not long after, Chiang Kai-shek asked him to be the Minister of Communications, but Ding refused again, saying: "I don't bother to communicate with anyone, so why should I be the Minister of Communications!" ⊙After the establishment of the Republic of China, Hu Hanmin served as the governor of Guangdong.Sun Zhentao, the son-in-law of his elder brother Hu Qingrui, went to visit and asked for a position in the governor's mansion, but Hu Hanmin declined on the grounds that he was "inappropriate".Sun Zhentao did not give up, and wrote a letter requesting to be the director of a certain firm.Hu Hanmin wrote back and said: "The director must have a director. What kind of director do you have to be the director?" ⊙During the Battle of Laiwu, Li Xianzhou, commander-in-chief of the 28th Army Group and deputy commander of the Second Appeasement Zone, was defeated and captured.Chen Cheng sarcastically said: "With 50,000 to 60,000 people, it will take a few days for the Communist Party to catch ducks!" ⊙Tsinghua built a new school building in Yuelu Mountain. Pan Guangdan, Feng Youlan, Shi Jiayang and others went to watch.There is an agricultural school next to it, and the school has a silkworm room. It occupies a corner of Tsinghua's new site and plans to sell it. Tsinghua intends to use it as a faculty dormitory for the Department of Civil Engineering.Pan Guangdan asked Shi Jiayang with a smile: When will you be able to go to Jamsil?Feng Youlan sighed and said: "It is true that the so-called article misled me, and I misunderstood my wife's room!" ⊙Students congratulated Ye Gongchao on being awarded the "Ambassador to the United States". Ye smiled slightly and whispered in his ear: "Don't mention it, it's a loss-making business!" ⊙During the second Zhifeng war, Wu Peifu rebelled against Zhang Zongchang.Zhang replied to Wu Yidian, and the article said: "If you oppose Cao (Cao Kun), I will oppose Zhang (Zhang Zuolin). Let's be bastards together." ⊙ On December 30, 1940, when Kong Xiangxi talked about the currency issue in a lecture, he said: "Just now the chairman said: 'There are many occupied places, the tax revenue is short, and the war expenses have increased greatly. We must find ways to finance it.' I Answer him: "I'm not afraid of rising prices. I just add a circle on the bill, and 10 yuan will become 100 yuan. It's just a little printing fee. I promise that China will never be like the green-backed banknotes of the United States and the German mark." It’s that bad.’ As for making more money, I’ll leave it to you to find a way, as long as it’s a good idea, you’ll be rewarded.” ⊙Jin Yuelin taught logic. Some students felt that this course was very boring, so they asked Professor Jin: "Why do you want to do logic?" Jin replied: "I think it is very interesting." ⊙During the Beiyang period, Chief of Staff Zhang Huaizhi neither worked in the Ministry nor paid a salary.The members have nothing to do, they play chess, read newspapers, drink tea and chat all day long.During the Chinese New Year, Chief Zhang went to the Ministry to pay a group visit, and was surrounded by the Ministry to ask for salary, and the group shouted: I am about to starve to death.Chief Zhang replied leisurely: You feel hungry, fasten your trouser belts so you won't be hungry. ⊙Before the Anti-Japanese War, Seven Gentlemen were arrested.In court, the presiding judge asked Wang Zaoshi: "You advocate the establishment of a unified government against the enemy, do you intend to overthrow the current government?" Wang said, "Mr. Judge, you confuse the government with the political power! State administrative organs are part of state institutions. Power refers to state power, that is, the power of the ruling class to exercise class rule, which is guaranteed by violent institutions such as the army, police, courts, and prisons... Mr. Judge, you The regime in question overthrew a certain government, such a question is logically confused and conceptually wrong!" ⊙In 1948, the national government ended its "political training" and held a national election.Yu Youren's calligraphy is well-known both at home and abroad. Before running for the election, he rushed to write nearly a thousand banners that read "Peace for the Eternal World", and planned to give them to the representatives of the National Congress to show his kindness and win him over.The reporter asked him what kind of support he had for running, and Yu replied, "I have a note." The reporter was at a loss, and then suddenly realized that the "tiaozi" was because he rushed to write the banner. ⊙Lu Xun said in the advertisement for "Literary Series": "The current meaning is not bad, just want to become a small series of books that will never deceive. How dare we dare to "break through 50,000 volumes" , as long as there are thousands of readers who are willing to support it, it will be great." ⊙Yu Dafu took Wang Yingxia to live in Singapore, and said to her: "This is a new place, you don't know anyone, and I want to spend the rest of my life here with you." Wang couldn't stay idle and asked Yu Dafu to find a job for her. Yu said: "Since you feel too free, you don't want to find some white rice to count?" ⊙In 1946, on the eve of the CPPCC meeting, Chiang Kai-shek said to Zhang Bojun and Luo Longji: Except for the Minister of Defense and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, you can be any minister!Zhang said: "I won't do it even if I am the minister of defense or foreign affairs!" Luo Ze said: "If I want to be the minister of foreign affairs, I will be the minister of foreign affairs. Minister of Foreign Affairs!" ⊙In 1941, the Japanese army launched a large-scale bombing of Chongqing.Zhang Jiluan said to Wang Yunsheng: "We should think of a way to attack the enemy. We will write an article today titled "We Are Harvesting Rice". Let's say, when the last ten days are sunny and enemy planes are attacking again and again, our farmers are thousands of miles away. Cut the golden rice between the fields, let the enemy planes come, and let them watch us cut the rice. Since the Anti-Japanese War, cutting rice is our top priority. With food, we can fight.” ⊙ On April 2, 1938, Peking University, Tsinghua University and the private Nankai University jointly formed the National Southwest Associated University (the school site is in Kunming).The three schools are both united and independent.To this end, Feng Youlan made an analogy: "At that time, the United Nations University seemed to be a big family in the old society. There were grandfathers and grandmothers as the parents at the top, and there were several houses below. Each house had its own" Private houses'. They generally live on the extended family, but each house has its own business." ⊙Han Fuju's speech: "There are no outsiders or bad guys here today, so I want to tell you three secrets: the first secret cannot be told to you for the time being, the content of the second secret is the same as the first secret, and the third secret is before The two points have been covered, and today’s speech ends here, thank you all.” ⊙When Wang Zengqi first arrived in Kunming, all American movies were shown in the cinema, and a person sat in a corner of the box and interpreted them, called "speech".Once there was a plot in the film: John invited Mary to dinner. The "speech" person said: "Mary, what do you want?" A student from Southwest Associated University in the audience downstairs replied loudly: "Two bowls of braised chicken rice noodles!" This was originally a joke, but unexpectedly "speech" When he became serious, he immediately stopped the movie, turned on the lights in the audience, and asked sharply, "Who said that?" ⊙When Chen Lanbin was on a mission to the United States, Xu, his entourage, did not understand English.One day, when Xu was walking and reading an English newspaper, an interpreter from the embassy asked in surprise, "When did you learn to read English?" Xu said, "I never understand." Do you read English newspapers?" Xu replied, "I can't understand English, but I can't understand what you translate either. Since I can't understand either, why don't I read English and pretend." ⊙Jiang Menglin self-assessed that he relied on the "three sons" to do things in his life: conduct himself as Confucius, behave as Laozi, and handle affairs as devils.The so-called devils, also foreign devils, refer to doing things in a scientific and pragmatic spirit. ⊙Mei Yiqi served as the president of Tsinghua University from 1931 until his death in Taiwan, and has been serving Tsinghua, so he is known as Tsinghua's "lifelong president".Before he became president, it was common for teachers and students of Tsinghua University to oust the president and professors, so the previous presidents did not serve long.Someone asked Mei Yiqi what her secret was, and Mei said humorously: "Everyone pours this, pours that, and no one wants to be (unlucky)!" ⊙Zhang Zhiyuan, Zhang Zhidong's younger brother, was investigated for levying Dali gold when he was an alternate Taoist, and committed suicide by swallowing the gold.When Liang Dingfen's younger brother was serving as the magistrate of Hubei, he also committed suicide by swallowing the gold because of the huge deficit in the levy.Once when Zhang Zhidong and Huang Jie'an talked about their family background, their tears kept flowing, and they said, "I have no younger brother to remember."At this time, it happened that Liang Naifen asked to see him, and Jie'an said, "You have a younger brother now, so does Liang Dingfen." ⊙ When Ye Gongchao was appointed as the "Ambassador to the United States", he advocated that "if you see an adult, you will despise him".He once said to his friends: "When I met Eisenhower (US President Eisenhower), I regarded him as a soldier psychologically. When I met Kennedy (US President), I thought he was just a playboy, a rich little boy." Just open." ⊙Wang Lingyun, commander of the reorganized 9th Division, recalled that when he attacked Pingdu in 1947, he found that the PLA and the people had all been transferred, and there were slogans "please eat watermelon" posted on the walls.Wang didn't understand, nor did he pay attention.After entering the city, the entire 9th division was killed and injured more than 70 people by landmines. ⊙Jiang Zuobin once participated in a friend's banquet. After the banquet, he rushed to pay the bill. His friend suddenly said loudly that he was not qualified to be the host.Jiang asked why.A friend said: "You are named 'Guest', which means you are destined to be a guest. If you can't be a host, of course you can't pay the bill." ⊙After the Central Plains War, in order to show magnanimity, Chiang Kai-shek ordered all Whampoa students who participated in the anti-Chiang activities, as long as they repented and rehabilitated, they would all forget the past and arrange corresponding work.Afterwards, it was discovered that a dozen or so students among them did not participate in the anti-Chiang activities, but stayed at home because they were unemployed, so they took this opportunity to solve the employment problem. ⊙The reorganized 75th Division did not distribute rain ponchos according to the equipment requirements. The officers and soldiers each held an umbrella. Marching in the rain, the crowns and capes gathered were so spectacular that the friendly forces called them "paratroopers". ⊙Before the Zhifeng war, Cao Kun of the Zhili line and Zhang Zuolin of the Feng line were already in-laws.In order to dispel the worries of the striker general Wu Peifu, Cao personally telegraphed Wu: "You are me, and I am you. Although the in-laws are close, it is better to be close." ⊙When Tan Yankai was first appointed as the supervisor of the normal school, one day, the students had lunch and the food was not good, so they went on strike.Tan Wenzhi drew a pen and posted a couplet on the blackboard. The couplet said: "You try to see the world like it is! The sea is flowing across the sea, the big storm is rising, and who belongs to the river and mountain. I hope you will taste your courage and never forget every meal." The affairs of the world; most of the scholars are tired of the environment! If you insist on the root of the vegetable, you will be a strange man, and the prince will have no seed. He thinks of the ancients and abandons his books and porridge. When he is a scholar." The student regretted it after seeing it, and determined to study from then on. Repeat, he thought. ⊙Wu Zhihui is very humorous.During the imperial examination in the late Qing Dynasty, Wu Zeng Zhongju, and later he said to his friends: I cheated this candidate, because the articles I wrote were not long, but they were all written in big seal characters, so the examiners of the imperial examination could not understand the characters, and felt that the characters were well written. Very good, just admitted me. ⊙Li Hongzhang did not know foreign languages, so before meeting with foreign envoys, he learned a few words temporarily, which often worked.One time when he saw a Russian envoy, he wanted to learn a few words of Russian, but Russian was extremely difficult to learn. Li had an idea and wrote a few words of Russian transliteration on a paper fan for emergency.Such as "Please sit down - kill the chicken and chop it finely", "Thank you - four packs of tin foil", "Cold - it's so cold", "Okay - good old and young", "Goodbye - Dasiwei Dali".After hearing this, the Russians even boasted. ⊙Sheng Shicai personally interrogated Ding Weici and asked him how many rubles he embezzled.Ding couldn't bear the torture, so he falsely claimed 50,000 yuan.Sheng suspected that there were too few, so he continued to beat him violently. The number of rubles increased from 50,000 to 100,000, 200,000, and 300,000. Sheng was still not satisfied.Ding simply falsely took 1 million, but Sheng thought it was too much, so Ding went down from 900,000, 800,000, and 700,000.Sheng was satisfied when Ding gave out 500,000 yuan when he was completely exhausted, and said, "Ding Weici! If you had told the truth earlier, wouldn't you have suffered so much less?" ⊙In 1880, Li Hongzhang instructed Tang Tingshu to present to the Qing court, requesting the construction of a coal transport railway.In order to avoid criticism from the opposition, it was specially stated in the memorial that this railway does not have a locomotive and is towed by donkeys and horses.The Qing court then allowed it to play. ⊙ On the day Yuan proclaimed himself emperor, representatives from all walks of life were invited to a banquet. Kang Shiduo, Wu Zesheng and Wang Jianzhai attended the banquet in the name of "representatives of the press".After Yuan Shikai toasted, the three kowtowed to the north and shouted long live three times, only Wang Jianzhai shouted long live four times.After leaving the palace, Kang Shiduo and Wu Zesheng repeatedly scolded him for being rude. ⊙In 1935, the 66-year-old former Prime Minister Xiong Xiling married the 33-year-old Fudan professor Mao Yanwen.Zheng Hongnian, the president of Jinan University, sent the couplet and said: "The children and grandchildren are surrounded by the new mother, and they are happy to see the old man." Mao Yanwen's classmate Chen Zhaoyu sent the couplet and said: "The old classmate becomes the new aunt, and the old uncle becomes the eldest brother-in-law." Another person made more damage, The couplet said: "Xiong Xiling's ambition is not dead, and Mao Yanwen suddenly realized." ⊙Before Cao Kun bribed the election of the president, in order to please Cao Kun, his subordinates spent 30,000 yuan to give an actor named Jin Mudan to Cao Kun as his concubine.When Cao Kun bribed the election, he bargained with the congressmen, and some congressmen brought out Jin Mudan, saying: Marshal Cao's bid is too low, and a vote of a dignified congressman is not as good as an actor? ⊙When Zhang Xun was restored, he only brought ten battalions of soldiers and horses into Beijing, and the large army was still in Xuzhou at that time.Before departure, Zhang Xun said to his subordinate Zhang Wensheng: After the restoration is announced, another 40 battalions of soldiers and horses will be dispatched to Beijing.When it was done, Zhang Xun sent a telegram to Zhang Wensheng, saying only that "forty pots of flowers will be transported to Beijing quickly" to avoid leaking the secret.In the end, he really received forty pots of flowers, and Zhang Xun was so angry that he said, "It's broken! This kid also smoked my ladder!" ⊙In 1913, the Hubei Metropolitan Government was reorganized. Rao Hanxiang was promoted from the Secretary of the Interior to the Minister of Civil Affairs. In his inauguration announcement, he said: "Hanxiang is also a legal person." It means that he pursues Legalism, but he was misunderstood as a French , Passed as a joke.Later, Zhang Taiyan made a pair: "Li Yuanhong usurped the position, and Rao Hanxiang is a Parisian." ⊙In September 1948, the East China Field Army conquered Jinan.Wang Yaowu, the commander of the Second Appeasement Zone and the chairman of the Shandong Provincial Government, fled in disguise and walked out of Jinan under the watchful eyes of the People's Liberation Army.However, when Wang went to the bathroom on the way, he habitually took out a blank piece of paper, which was spotted by the highly vigilant villagers on the spot and turned over to the local government. ⊙When Yang Du was preparing for the establishment of the Preparatory Security Council, many literati and ink scholars went to Yang's family.Yang Du arranged errands one by one. Later, seeing more and more visitors, he felt disgusted, so he wrote a note on the door of the reception room, saying: "Wait for the new king to practice Zuo, and the servant will be the prime minister of the cabinet, and then find a place for the kings to eat. " ⊙The reorganized 26th Division was suppressing the Communists in Shandong. Deputy Division Commander Cao put tanks and heavy artillery on the front line to embolden the infantry. It happened to be rainy and snowy.With the lessons learned from the past, Master Ma sent the remaining seven tanks to the city wall for patrol purposes. ⊙Liu Xiang's "Navy" is an ordinary small ship that he bought, and then welded some iron plates to make armor, and then installed two small steel guns used by the army.Because the tonnage is small and the horsepower is not enough, once a shot is fired, the hull will retreat a lot, and if you want to fire the next shot, you have to re-heavy the anchor to adjust the position.Zhang Biguo wrote a poem about this: "What a big Bayu warship, it took only seven days to drive from Chongqing to Wancai. All the equipment is in order, and there are two big circles of fiber rattan outside; if it hadn't been pulled back by pulling the beach, it would have almost overwhelmed the cypress boat; Master, you have to pay for a ship that sinks in waves." ⊙On May 2, 1884, the American "Chicago Daily Tribune" issued a shocking report: "Former Chinese Prime Minister Prince Gong (Yixin) committed suicide."The report also reviewed the political career of the Chinese "premier" with "two ups and downs", gave him a high evaluation, and used US Secretary of State Seward as a foil, "It is said that whenever Seward talks about China and the United States, In order to emphasize his authority, he always said, 'Prince Gong and I agree...'" At that time, the 52-year-old Prince Gong was still alive and well. ⊙Zeng Zhaolun is busy with work and rarely goes home.Once back home, the nanny didn't even know that he was the owner, so she treated him as a guest, and felt strange but helpless when she saw that he didn't leave at night. ⊙Yuan Shikai wanted to hold a military parade, and the location was chosen outside Tiananmen Square.Both sides of the road outside Tiananmen Square used to be the court houses of the former Qing Dynasty. After the demolition of the municipal office, it became a vacant lot, but the follow-up work did not keep up.So Yuan hurriedly sent someone to level it.Unexpectedly, the project was extremely difficult, and as a last resort, the military parade had to be rescheduled. ⊙After Li Yuanhong was elected vice president, he asked his secretary Rao Hanxiang to return a thank you telegram to Yuan Shikai.Rao felt that the name of the vice president was too white and not elegant enough, so he picked out a word from an ancient book and called it "Yuan Hong Wei Reserve II" in the telegram, which became a popular joke for a while. ⊙When Zhang Taiyan was 16 years old, he was ordered by his father to take part in the "boy test". ⊙Bai Chongxi once spoke to his subordinates who participated in the encirclement and suppression of the Red Army: "Now I will give you the strength of two regiments, and you will bring back the personnel and equipment of four regiments. Remember not to hurt a single person, and not to throw a single gun!" ⊙Ke Shaomin loves reading so much that he is almost obsessed.One year and his uncle Li Jihou took a car to Yuzhou, Henan, but the car fell into the river, Li drowned on the spot, and Ke was rescued after climbing on the roof of the car.After returning home, Ke saw his father had a book on his desk, picked it up and read it, forgetting about the distress.Then his father asked his uncle, and Ke said to him, "I'm dead." He still didn't release the scroll.His father was furious, took his book and threw it at him, scolded: "My uncle died, what a thing! But he didn't say a word, the stupidity of a nerd is as far as this!" ⊙Guangxu Wushen August, Yuan Shikai's fiftieth birthday, held a birthday feast at the Beiyang Palace outside Dong'anmen.At that time, a certain celebrity wanted to curry favor with Yuan, so he offered a birthday couplet saying: "August of 1898, August of 1898; ten thousand years of my Buddha, ten thousand years of my public life." Queen Mother Songxi.In October, Cixi died, and Yuan also dismissed from office.Those who have good things changed this couplet to: "August in Wuxu, October in Wushen; my Buddha is this year, and my father is next year." ⊙Duan Linmao's reorganized 57th Division was surrounded in Shatuji. The general situation was over, but Gu Zhutong still wanted him to persist. Duan cursed: I'm done for, and I still persist!Immediately, he smashed the telephone, swallowed a mouthful of wine, and picked up a pistol to commit suicide.The special battalion commander Lu Zuobang snatched Duan's pistol and dragged Duan to break through with the gun. The result: the battalion commander successfully broke through and Duan was captured. ⊙After the battle of Zhiluo Town, the Red Eleventh Regiment chased the enemy overnight and rested near Wangjia Village.The next morning when he was about to set off, General Wang Ping went to the edge of the ravine to urinate. He vaguely heard someone swearing. He looked down the ditch to see if there was any movement. Many new guns were made in the Czech Republic.It turned out that these people were hiding in the bushes, and they didn't expect the king's piss to sprinkle on their heads. ⊙In 1916, Duan Qirui hosted a banquet for Lu Rongting at home.When the wine was half drunk, Duan introduced to the guests that Lu Rongting's marksmanship was excellent, and invited Lu to perform.Lu said that when he was young, he practiced guns and used to shoot fish in the river, so he went to the courtyard and said to everyone in front of a tank of goldfish: "Shoot the anchovy first." Only a "ping" was heard. , Fish dead tank broken.The tank of fish was Duan's favorite, and after the guests left, Duan scolded Lu Rongting for being "untamed". ⊙Ou Shounian was defeated, fled in a tank and was stopped.When James of the People's Liberation Army persuaded him to surrender, Ou Zhengse said, "Take me to your headquarters quickly. Commander Su Yu and I are friends." After finishing speaking, he was beaten.During the body search, the district chief didn't have a gun or a knife on his body, but he was hiding a uniformly printed war warrant issued by the Ministry of National Defense. On it was his friend Su Yu's name and photo, and he was almost beaten by gangs again. ⊙Gu Weijun was traveling by train, and there was a black man in the sleeper car who specially polished the shoes of the passengers, so Gu handed the shoes to the other party.When he got up the next day, Gu opened the door to put on his shoes, and found that both of the shoes were left feet, so he asked the black man to ask, but he sighed: "Too many strange things happened today! Just now there is a guest's leather shoes, It's incredible that both of them are right feet!" ⊙Before the Huanghuagang uprising, Tan Renfeng rushed to Guangzhou from Hong Kong and encountered Huang Xing distributing weapons, so he immediately expressed his intention to join the action and asked Huang Xing for firearms.Huang said that this is the Death Squad, he is too old, it is better not to join.Tan Wenyan was furious: "Do you dare to die, and I am afraid of death?" Huang had no choice but to equip him with a gun.Tan didn't know much about firearms, and when he was fiddling with them, he suddenly went off, and the bullet hit the roof, which shocked everyone.Seeing this, Huang said, "Tan Huzi can't do it!" Tan had no choice but to return the gun to Huang Xing obediently. ⊙The Department of Cavalry and Artillery of the Military Affairs Administration issued an official document by mistake. The following dialogue took place between the director Fang Tian and the deputy director Zheng Rui, which made people laugh.Fang: "Confused! Why are you so confused!" Zheng: "Hurry up and send an official document to chase it back." Fang: "Chasing, chasing it..." ⊙After Bai Fengxiang went to Japan, he met Li Shouxin one time. When he undressed to sleep at night, Li Jianbai was wearing two 20-ring potbellied boxes, five Brownings, and some bullets, weighing at least 20 kilograms.Li stuck out his tongue in shock, and persuaded him to disarm him.Bai reluctantly unloaded three, but still had one 20 rings on his body, and three Brownings before he was willing to sleep, and said with a wry smile: "I have been carrying them for decades, and the burrs have worn out on my body, so take them all off and loosen them." Those who baji can't fall asleep." ⊙In 1931, Wenxiu filed a divorce with Puyi through a lawyer.After negotiations between the lawyers of both parties, Puyi paid Wenxiu 55,000 yuan in alimony.After Puyi was forced to agree to a divorce, in order to save face, on September 13, 1931, an "Shangyu" was published in newspapers in Beijing, Tianjin, and Shanghai: "Concubine Shu left the Xingyuan without authorization, which violated the ancestral system, and the original title was withdrawn. , abolished as a commoner, admire this." ⊙Yang Du has a younger sister named Yang Zhuang, who is both virtuous and intelligent, and a famous talented woman.She married Wang Wenyu, the fourth son of Wang Kaiyun, and won the favor of her parents-in-law.After a husband and wife quarreled, Yang Zhuang cried to his brother.Yang Du then wrote a letter saying: "The way of husband and wife is the same as that of monarchs and ministers. If they agree, they will stay, and if they don't, they will leave." If Yang Zhuang got the imperial edict, he asked for a divorce.When Wang Kaiyun heard that his daughter-in-law was leaving, he was so anxious that he couldn't help but ask Yangzhuang incoherently not to look at the monk's face but at the Buddha's face, and to give him face for his old face anyway, and said: "If you really don't want to be my daughter-in-law, then do it that way." My daughter can always do it!" ⊙After Eileen Chang passed away, the Hong Kong Film Festival prepared a retrospective unit to exhibit the films written by her.At the end of the press conference, a female reporter came in, grabbed the microphone and said: Is this Ms. Zhang Ailing at the scene?The audience was in an uproar, the host: She can't come.Reporter: Can you arrange an interview?Moderator: Nothing to do.Reporter: We have millions of readers in the Mainland, so we can help her promote it.