Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Messy Foreplay

On the stage of life, each of us is an actor, and most of them are low-level extras.On our stage, it is destined to be live broadcast every day, there is no rehearsal, the ratings are not high, and the salary is very low.A box lunch can make us saddle up.As for being selected or not being selected, whether to eat this boxed lunch or that boxed lunch, it is like falling leaves in which hole in the hut, in fact, there is no need to ask too much why. —Excerpt from a friend’s diary. Then this friend asked me: I am not yet thirty years old, I am still far from death, I am still young, but I have no passion.

I said sadly: If the post-80s are considered old, maybe we are really old. Haruki Murakami said: I always thought that people get old slowly, but it is not, people get old in an instant. Liu Yu grew old at this moment. Since being beaten up, Liu Yu has become reticent and often walks alone in the countryside looking at the starless and moonless night sky outside the window.It seems to be colorblind, seeing everything is gloomy, only black and white.Occasionally the sun comes out, that is only in tomorrow's dream. A few lonely old people in the village were moaning pitifully, and Liu Yu suddenly felt like a puppet who couldn't help himself, not knowing where he would go in his life.Decades later, will he be like those old people, sitting in the corner of life, shaking his head and sighing at everything?Will he also be like them, consciously withdrawing from the front stage of life, sitting in the gorgeous lamp shadows of the group of grandchildren, picking his aging nostrils, and reminiscing about his eternal youth?Thirty years old, he felt so old for the first time.

The biggest shortcoming in my life is that I have received too little beating, suffered too little hardship, and lacked the ability to bear difficulties.Fortunately, Liu Yu is not. The temporary sinking is for deep thinking, in which he finally found a way out and courage. Climb up, keep climbing up until the highest peak, only if everyone looks up, no one will look down on me, and no one will be bullied. Tired of farming, broke his legs, shouted at selling shoes, encountered bandits in fishing, and regretted being beaten by gambling.Walking through, passing through the side door, since all are dead ends, then try to survive.Liu Yu, do it with those who stand in your way all over the world!

I, Liu Yu, will never sink.I can have only two deaths: glorious, or heroic. In his thirties, even now, it is an age that is often discriminated against when looking for a job. Fortunately, the job Liu Yu is looking for this time does not require strong technical skills, just enough hard fists. In this regard, Liu Yu is very confident Yes, my hands-on ability is very strong. Come on, Liu Yu!Go to the barracks, that's where you take off! Now that we have decided on a distant place, we must go through both wind and rain! It's just that before leaving, he still has to say goodbye to his wife. Liu Yu will not frown halfway, but saying goodbye to his family makes his seven-foot body feel heavy.For so many years, I haven't allowed my wife to enjoy a little happiness, but now I have to leave, and I don't know when I can come back, and I don't know if I can come back.

"Go".Zang Aiqin is still so considerate, because she knows that if you really love someone, you will support him unconditionally. She also believes that her husband will sing a big song and return home one day. Before leaving, she gave Liu Yu the napao she woven with coarse cloth. From then on, Liu Yu always wore this napao when he marched and fought. Turn bad luck into good luck, and win every battle. In this way, Liu Yu set off. This time, there are thousands of mountains and rivers; this time, he will not return for three to five years. Liu Yu's eyes were full of tears at the last moment of leaving his hometown, and the exhortations of his relatives were still echoing, but he will leave forever... No matter whether I succeed or fail in the future, sad or happy, you will see that in the deepest part of my life, there is A home never to be forgotten...

Either don't do it, do it if you want to do it.Liu Yu is such a person. With this mentality in mind, he came to the best army at that time - a unit of the Beifu Army. His first boss was named Sun Wuzhong. Let me introduce this glorious team first.This world-renowned team is not government troops, and certainly not bandits.After the Rebellion of the Eight Kings in the Western Jin Dynasty, there was great chaos in northern China, endless wars and killings, and the chaos of the five barbarians. Of course, the Han people could not sit still. Find a place to live.Jingkou, which is located in the throat of traffic and rich, naturally bears the brunt.

Don't underestimate this group of armed refugees, because they have nothing, so they are not afraid of anything.Only by uniting and working hard can we save our lives and not be bullied.To survive, you can only fight, so this team is picked out at random, and they are all soldiers who have survived a hundred battles. This army beat the former Qin's million-strong army to the ground. They are the world-famous Beifu Army, a miracle created by a group of hard-working refugees. More than a thousand years later, another group of indomitable and indomitable refugee armed forces came onto the stage of history. They also had nothing, so they were not afraid of anything.It's just that the marching route was completely opposite to that of the Beifu army. On the journey of more than 20,000 miles from south to north, the team of tens of thousands of people did not need to rely on burning, killing and looting to maintain morale.And the average quality of that team is probably not much higher than that of the peasant army or the rogues, and it certainly has not enjoyed the treatment of the government army with systematic militarized management and perfect welfare guarantees.

Some voices believe that the strength of the army was created by brainwashing, demagoguery, and land distribution. I think this is a kind of fallacy, because it cannot explain the tenacity of this army in the face of difficulties. Spirit. Let me tell you a few little things: In order to fight against the economic blockade, the Central Soviet Area ordered to scrape latrines to cook salt.After this salt was boiled, no one was willing to eat it. Their commander-in-chief took the first bite, and he only ate this salt ever since. When crossing the grass, ordinary soldiers give a catty of rice... Party members give rice eight taels.

The power of faith, the miracle of humanity! Liu Yu was in the army of the Beifu Army. Because he was relatively old (in his thirties), many recruits called him uncle. He had a loyal face, and he was literate (although his writing was ugly), so he was appointed as the He joined the army and completed the jump from ordinary soldiers to grassroots officers (this is very important to his future). Behind every successful Ultraman there is a group of little monsters who are silently beaten. Starting from this barracks, Liu Yu will fully experience the thrill of upgrading from a few beaten "monsters".No need for phone booths, no need to wear underwear, just use your hands to complete the gorgeous transformation of life.

The greatest value of the army is when the country is in crisis, but before the crisis occurs, Liu Yu has to wait. Fortunately, God didn't make him wait long. A huge crisis is coming! This crisis was caused by a child. Let's start with how this kid got on stage. If you want to explain how this child came to power, you must first explain how this child's uncle stepped down. There is nothing wrong with his uncle, but he likes to drink and talk nonsense after drinking. It doesn't matter if other people talk nonsense, but this person has a title that some others don't - emperor.

Comrade Sima Yao's life was influenced by three women. The first one is his mother, Kunlun sister, Li Lingrong, and the other two will appear here. Few people can not get carried away after flying successfully. During the Second World War, Mussolini’s son-in-law Ciano, after visiting the Nazi leader Adolf’s military parade in Paris, said in awe: I have never seen How humble and calm a person is after achieving such great success.But how did he know that the head of state was so excited that he stayed up all night after the military parade, and the next day he signed the "Sea Lion Project" that wiped out the elite air force of the Third Reich. Adults will use the hypocrisy of beating to cover up their inner complacency, while the young emperor, who is half of foreign blood, may not know what it means to be moderate, restrained, and cautious in his bones, and he has already been shone by the aura of success fell. After burning three fires to save the whole country, Yu Miao of the fire also burned his brain. I have nothing, and now I am sitting on the world. If I don’t enjoy myself in time, I am not a "well", anyway All are "two". But Sima Yao still has to be the emperor with his tail between his legs at this time. He belongs to the stage where he has a heart but no guts but feels uncomfortable. He didn't dare to face the huge figure in the harem. When in love, they promise to have a good relationship in the next life; after marriage, they often suspect that they made a bad relationship in the previous life! In the year when he was in power, in order to have someone to take care of his daily life and share his work and life pressure, with the consent of his wife Li Lingrong (who was already the empress dowager at this time) and the recommendation of Minister Gu Ming, he ushered in the His own queen also ushered in her own suffering. The second woman is Wang Fahui. After the four major families, she is really well-matched. In addition, the eldest Sima Yao is three years old and a third-year girl. Naturally, she does not need to hold gold bricks when she marries into the royal family, but she can just do her duty as a big sister. Take care of this royal brother, Your Majesty.It's just that no one thought that this queen didn't want to be a big sister, but only wanted to be a big sister. From then on, our little emperor began his miserable life. Every night, as soon as he returned to the harem, it was the beginning of the "disaster".A little lazy, the long and black nails on the thick big hands immediately greeted him, and while doing it, poured all the curses of all dynasties and generations on his husband. And this woman is a shrew with firm convictions, men and sanitary napkins - I will never share them!As soon as she found that Sima Yao was not staying with her overnight, she would immediately use her housekeeping skills, crying, making trouble and hanging herself, but the way she played was different from other old girls. She made trouble by herself, made others cry and hanged herself.For the sake of the stability and unity of the harem, Sima Yao had no choice but to forcibly suppress the secretion of his male hormones and the swelling pain of his prostate. Back to my wife. Because he was too depressed, the little emperor wanted to drink some wine to relieve the depression in his heart, but suddenly found that his hip flask was all empty, and just about to say a few unhygienic words to call the eunuch, suddenly found that sturdy figure was swaying He walked towards himself with a lewd smile.The emperor couldn't back down, he could only let those big wet hands hold his chin, a high-intensity alcohol hiccup hit his face, and then the voice that made him tremble gently said: "Little brother, give me a smile, don't laugh!" , big sister give you a smile! Then a big mouth full of saliva and wine attacked the emperor, 10,000 words are omitted below... Sima Yao couldn't stand it anymore, so he ran desperately to the queen's mother's house, and when he saw his father-in-law, Wang Yun, he immediately beat his chest like a Tarzan, expressing his pain.The old father-in-law quickly took off his hat, expressing that he was not worthy of being a minister, not worthy of being an official, and made the emperor suffer. He said a lot of lyrical words, and finally said another sentence, but the old minister really had no choice!After finishing speaking, the two monarchs and ministers looked at each other and cried. Crying and crying, the palace still has to go back, God said, love is long-suffering, Sima Yao looked at Wang Fahui, who was full of flesh, and thought, this is too good. But objectively speaking, Sima Yao's great achievements in the early days of his administration are largely due to this shrew. It was she who made the emperor not miss the harem, who made the emperor focus on his career, and who let the emperor know about the world. Except for the queen, there is no difficulty that cannot be overcome. As the saying goes, there is half of me on the military medal, and half of you. Fortunately, God is more considerate of his son. Not long after, Queen Wang Fahui died of heart failure caused by alcoholism. Comrade Sima Yao's distorted mind was relieved, and his tense nerves began to recover. In order to make up for his lost youth, in order to release his repressed soul, he desperately squandered his adrenaline, and constantly challenged various things that are not suitable for children.Alcohol is a gut-piercing poison, and sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. It doesn't matter. We have the antidote, Hanshi San. Simply put, it is a combination of ecstasy and Viagra.After eating, you will feel refreshed and feel hot all over. You must drink alcohol and have sex with the opposite sex to fully dissipate the medicinal power. Therefore, at that time, it was widely favored by the upper class, and it was a must-have medicine for home travel and nonsense. It seems that this half-blood emperor has all the inferiority of men. Life is based on happiness, and there is no need to stick to the rules. Under this belief, he constantly pursues the limit of physical and psychological pleasure, and his body is getting weaker and weaker under the combination of drinking, drinking, cold and eating. People today have limited interest in astronomy, but at that time, it was a remarkable skill, not everyone could learn it, and it was a kind of imperial learning.The kings on the earth feel that the vast land can no longer satisfy their desires and vanity, so they link their destiny with the stars in the sky. Shining, being robbed of the position is a star seizing the palace, and when dying is a meteor falling to the ground. Comrade Sima Yao is also an emperor with a place in history, so he also saw the stars, but what he saw was a falling meteor, which heralded the death of the emperor.Although there were more than one emperor in China at that time, it was undoubtedly very unlucky to see such a scene. But our Comrade Sima Yao understood the true meaning of life in this celestial phenomenon. He raised his wine glass and raised his middle finger to the sky: there is no such thing as an emperor who has lived for thousands of years. I just want to be happy until I grow old. I live to be 10,000 years old, and I will definitely let you see what it means to be old and immoral. When I wrote articles in college, I especially liked to use the word "lifetime", the true love of a lifetime, the ideal of a lifetime, and so and so in a lifetime.At that time, I believed that many things would not change, but only now did I understand that everything is uncertain except the food you eat.And the things you're sure you have end up as dung, stinking down the rest of your life. So we all believe that the rest of our lives are picked up, and life should be based on happiness. God will always choose to lay off temporarily when we need him most, so the end of life is a celebration or an elegy, but we don’t care.What we care about is whether the process is exciting enough. Comrade Sima Yao is undoubtedly the forerunner of this belief, but we are more restrained than him. Of course, it can also be said that he is more conditioned to indulge than we are. However, there is a limit to everything, and overindulgence will eventually bring ruin. The third woman in his life appeared. The first woman raised him, the second woman made him behave with his tail between his legs, and the third woman told him not to offend women. Zhang Guiren, her name is not listed in the history books. She is the kind of woman with large pores and a small mind. She is covered with hair when she takes off her clothes, and has thorns all over her body when she puts on her clothes. She is very popular in the harem, and has been popular for many years, which means that she is not young anymore. A woman's youth is the most short-lived thing, and once she is over twenty-five years old, the speed of depreciation is quite fast. A woman who is not vain is like a man who is not lustful, which is anti-human. Therefore, the age of a woman is the same as that of a man, and it can never be mentioned.Unfortunately, not every man understands this truth. Comrade Sima Yao wanted to challenge this limit, and got drunk once again. Unlike before, this time would be the last time he got drunk. Laozi said that the five colors make people blind; the five tones make people deaf.When the end of his life was approaching, Sima Yao was still living a corrupt life with no women or joys. Taking advantage of the alcohol, he hugged Zhang Guiren, and started chatting casually again. After a long chat, he suddenly found that the beauty next to him seemed to be the same as him. Said: You are almost 30, and the flower is not a hundred-day red, how long will it be good, when you are old, I will find a young one, and destroy you. Then, in order to better appreciate how the big beauty Zhang’s nose was twisted by anger, she pretended to look forward to the future, imagining the scene of those young and beautiful girls coming to her, her face full of anticipation, just like a senior high school student with good grades looking forward to college, It's like kissing lovers looking forward to the bridal chamber. In fact, there is nothing wrong with this sentence itself, especially when it comes from the mouth of a king.I believe that the factor of liking the new and loathing the old is inherent in everyone, and there is no such thing as a gentleman in this world.At the right time, at the right place, with the right person, anyone will indulge themselves. An emperor with the beauty of the world said that it was normal for him to like young girls, but he ignored the fact that the rules of survival in the harem were far more bloody and gloomy than the battlefield. If a popular noble person is left out in the cold, she will end up alone in a vacant room and die alone. After all, she still has the status of a noble person there. As long as she has this status, she can have a meal in the harem. But what the emperor who loves him the most on weekdays actually said today is to abolish himself. Of course, what he said after drinking is not credible, but there is another sentence, what he utters after drinking is the truth. If he is abolished, then those slaves in ordinary times will immediately turn into masters. After being popular in the harem for so many years, in addition to being beautiful, the more important thing is to be beautiful.How many people have been offended, I'm afraid it can't be counted in three to five days, how many people will wait for this opportunity to take revenge, and those creepy methods of harming people in the harem will be used on themselves immediately, that's really a beautiful girl Old, no one knows what happened. Thinking of his sad fate, and thinking that he was about to be reduced from a popular movie star to a street singer, Zhang Guiren was heartbroken in an instant, holding it up like dumpling stuffing. Extreme sadness turned to extreme anger, a maddened hatred welling up in his heart.It turned out that I was just a love object of this person who claimed to love me, not a love object. Since he hurt me deeply, let God forgive him. My mission is to send him to God! So Zhang Guiren did it. She has always been the kind of person who doesn't want to do it, and thinks about it after finishing it. While Emperor Xiaowu was drunk and asleep, Zhang Guiren, whose brakes failed, took the imperial wine and drank with all the eunuchs. One cup of it, so she poured it all down.Then, let the close-fitting maid cover Emperor Xiaowu's head with a quilt, suffocate him to death, and bribe the left and right attendants with a lot of money, claiming that the emperor "collapsed due to nightmare" (suffocating to death due to nightmare).Sima Yao, Emperor Xiaowu of Zhongxing Eastern Jin Dynasty, died in this way. He was only thirty-five years old when he died. A master once said: Misfortunes and blessings have no roots at all, the blisters on your feet are made by yourself, and the mountains in front of you are also made by yourself. If there was no nobleman Zhang, would Sima Yao, the relatively good Emperor Xiaowu in the late Eastern Jin Dynasty, have died so early?If he didn't die early, would there still be chaos in the world, and Liu Yu's taking advantage of the chaos... There is no if in history, but if I judge, Sima Yao's ending is doomed, just like Tang Xuanzong would go from prosperity to decline without Anlu Mountain.A person who has unlimited enjoyment and forgets to struggle, if he is just an ordinary person, then he will at most corrupt a family, but if his position is the whole world, then he will corrupt a country.God has already written the ending for him, let him go crazy first, and then let this country perish with him!