Chapter 25 Chapter Twenty-Five

Some little things I wrote (6) Instructions for the use of special talents When I work in headhunting companies, I often see clients asking us to help them find talents who meet the following specifications: good character and work ethics, excellent professional knowledge, strong sense of teamwork and (completely opposite to the former) of) the spirit of personal struggle. Every time I look for this kind of person all over the world with a lantern, after years of reflection, although I no longer do headhunting, I still want to recommend two kinds of special talents, so that the CEOs who are looking for people realize that no one is perfect, as long as you employ people It is enough to avoid the shortcomings of others.Category: Beautiful girls are generally over 1.68 meters in size, read less books, use more cosmetics, speak softer, and wear shorter skirts.

It would be relatively risky to use beautiful women for any company internal management, especially for middle-aged male CEOs and other managers.For example, if a beautiful girl is used as the secretary or assistant of the general manager, her "pretty" will attack the inside but not the outside.Category: Shit Stirring Stick Specifications: Less than 1.60 meters long, basically round, talks a lot, meddles a lot, eats a lot of snacks, and chats in the toilet for a long time. How to use: A shit stirrer is a person with very strong motivation and communication skills, and the CEO can use it to a limited extent.There is a lot of information on Shit Stirrer, and he is a first-class inquirer.Shit stir sticks are useful for new bosses who have just arrived.

There are two problems with shit-stirring sticks. One is that the quality of information provided is very low, most of which are hearsay or even made up by themselves. Second, if managers cannot use shit-stirring sticks effectively, they will incite employees to revolutionize. Also very annoying. Experienced senior executives don't hire shit-stirlers in their own companies, they hire outside shit-stirkers, known technically as management consultants.They go to a company, inquire up and down, and then give the work report (that is, a small report) to the newly appointed CEO, and then come up with some tricky ideas, and then leave.

ILook used to have a shit-stirring stick. He talked a lot, was very nosy, and liked to provoke right and wrong. He always gave me a lot of gossip, and I was also confused.We've been quieter since we got this shit stirrer away. There is also a beautiful girl who insists on making content in both Chinese and English.I asked her why, and she said, "Anyway, it looks higher if you have English." I asked her if she could read English, and she said no.My nose was almost crooked, and I said sternly: "That means you are not good, right?" I really don't understand why there is still such a problem of xenophobia today.The pretty girl also left later.Everyone speaks English. It is time for Beijingers to speak 100 English sentences, especially in the suburbs.Otherwise, as soon as the Olympics start, I don't know how many foreign tourists will be dissatisfied with China because they can't find their way.For example, a foreigner and I went to Mentougou to find Fahai Temple.The foreigner, with poor eyesight, parked his car under a sign that said "Turn left at Fahai Temple", but he had to get out of the car and ask the uncle how to get to Fahai Temple. The uncle looked at him with a smile for a long time, but said nothing.The foreigner asked a few more times, and the uncle shook his head and said, "Hi, Ao Dongnong (Hello, I don't know)."

At this time, when the foreigner looked up and saw the sign, he became angry. He got into the car angrily, drove to the gate of Fahai Temple, and spent two hours seeing Fahai Temple thoroughly. , the ancient Chinese were really literate, the implication is that the Chinese people today are not literate.I stood by without saying a word, and I was so angry. On the way into the city, the foreigner finally began to fully comment on the old man’s “Aodong Lane” incident: “Tell me, is it because I’m a foreigner that this old man didn’t tell me?” 'Audong Nong', they just say 'Nong'." This is the first round.

"That is, he is illiterate, and he can't read the words written on the sign above his head." The foreigner's face was full of sinister smiles, "I'm so surprised that there are illiterate people so close to Beijing. This is absolutely the case in the United States. Impossible, can you imagine that there are illiterates next to Manhattan?" I also grinned and said through my teeth: "The outside of Manhattan is all immigrants, and no one is literate." This is two to zero, and the foreigner is silent. After a while, the third attack began. "Is it possible that he doesn't even know where Fahai Temple is?" he asked slyly. "What do you mean?" I asked warily.

mpanel(1); "Chinese people nowadays really don't pay attention to their own traditions. This old man lives next to Fahai Temple, but he never goes there. I guarantee he has been to McDonald's, but not to Fahai Temple. " When the foreigner mentioned my pain point, he could only counterattack loudly: "Just because this old man doesn't speak foreign language, the Chinese are either xenophobic, illiterate, or uneducated?" Guaguadi started arguing with me in foreign language, ruining a good weekend just like that. Therefore, I especially agree that all citizens in Beijing should speak 100 English sentences before the Olympics. Here are a few English sentences that can guide the way and promote our national cultural characteristics:

Fahai Temple is named after Wen Si Mou Ke and Wei Fu Lang Mu Hei Er (Fa Hai Temple is only one bag of cigarettes away from here). Fahai Temple throws itself on your waist (Fahai Temple is right behind your buttocks).