Chapter 18 The Eighteenth Chapter Xu Layman Asked for Duyi and Zhang Tidianzuo Asked for Poems

It is said that Ji Gong said goodbye to Wang Jinyi, and there was nothing wrong in the Huishui Temple for several days.That day, I was taking off my robe in the kitchen to catch lice. Suddenly I saw a young layman holding a book in his hand. It is said that it is under the kitchen, but who is it? Huo Gong said: "That's the one who catches lice." After hearing this, the layman went up to salute and said, "The villain is Xu Daocheng, the nephew of Xitang. , ask someone to wear shaved hair, and dare to hope that Master will be merciful! Jigong read the book and said, "Since you want me to open a book, it's useless to talk empty words. If you need to buy wine, please ask me to do it." Layman Xu said: "If you want to invite Master, you have to drink three cups in the wine shop." Ji Gongdao: "As long as there is wine to eat, what's the matter in the wine shop?" Put on the monk's robe quickly, and went out of the mountain gate to sit down at the Wangjia Hotel. It turned out that Layman Xu had little money with him, so he handed it over to the shopkeeper first, and asked him to fetch wine to eat. Jigong had eaten seven or eight bowls and was still eating. It's long gone, so I had no choice but to borrow a pen and inkstone from the shop and ask Layman Xu to take out the sparse book, and wrote:

Originally a layman, suddenly wanted to become a monk; There is neither a degree, nor a cassock; I advise Layman Xu to just let it go. When Xu Jushi saw it, he was very unhappy, so he asked: "I came to ask the master to explain it, and asked the benefactor to be ordained as a monk. Why did the master write it down instead?" Ji Gong said: "There is not enough wine, so let's just let it go. If you want to be a monk, just invite me to get drunk, and I guarantee that I will have a degree today." Layman Xu had no choice but to take off his Taoist robe, pawned two pieces of money, and asked Ji Gong to eat soundly.Ji Gongfang raised his pen and continued with the next two sentences:

When I went out and ran into Layman Wang, I smiled and came back with my head bald. After Jigong finished the question, he went by himself.Layman Xu had no choice but to take Shutou, took the road to Liutiaoqiao, and was about to arrive at Yuefen, but because he was upset and cold, he just muttered and didn't raise his head. Captured by guards.Wang Taiwei asked, "Who are you?"Such boldness, dare to rush to the sedan chair of the mansion! ” Xu Jushi knelt down and said: “The young one is called Xu Daocheng. He has been willing to be a monk for a long time. Drunken, Shutou was broken again, and I was so upset that I never raised my head, so I rushed to the honor of my husband, so I dared to be bold. The Taiwei said, "Let's take Shutou and come to me to see." Layman Xu hurriedly took out the present in his pocket, Wang Taiwei looked at it and laughed and said, "Good luck, yesterday the Empress Dowager issued a 100-degree ultimatum to shave monks, but you haven't acted yet. You are really lucky to meet." ’ So he brought Jushi Xu to the mansion, and took out one with him, which happened to be the first place. Jushi Xu thanked him and came out. Only then did he know the magic of Jigong, which is exactly:

When you say it, you are only crazy, and you will know it after you test it; Therefore, the light of the sun and the moon only shines in the sky. One day, Jigong suddenly remembered Zhang Tidian who opened a pharmacy, and he hadn't seen him for a long time.Then I went to Changqiao to take a boat, went ashore at Qiantang Gate, and came to Zhang's shop in Zhugan Lane. I saw Zhang Tidian's wife outside;Is Zhang Tidian at home? ’ It turned out that this woman annoyed the monk the most. When she saw Jigong, she lowered her face and said, ‘Not at home! Jigong turned around and left.The reminder suddenly came out of the room, and said with a smile: "I'm back!"Long time no see, please sit down and have a few glasses of wine. ' At the same time, I went out to invite him.Ji Gong said: "You need to eat wine. I see that your wife is really afraid of her and can't eat it." Zhang reminded: "Since this is the case, how about going to the market?" Ji Gong said, "Very good!"Very good! The two of them went to the Shengyang Pavilion Hotel and sat down together. The bartender served the wine. As soon as Jigong got started, he ate more than twenty bowls. Alcohol has some benefits too. 'I have a little word, sing it with you and listen:

Drinking too much every day is like being drunk, and it's not a day that you don't pass out; Xi Jun is angry and scolds, saying that the world is a good wine.Don't care, don't be crazy, how long can life last? Du Kang can sing the lotus falling, and Liu Ling is good at dancing bamboo branches. It's not as good as Yuanming's appreciation of chrysanthemums and drunken Dongli. Where are people today?Keep a good name. Zhang Tidian sighed repeatedly: "Wonderful!"Wonderful!I brought four sheets of paper here by chance. While you are free today, write four for me and hang them at home. After you have been around for a hundred years, I will take them out from time to time and have a look. Ji Gong didn't say anything, but thought in his heart: "This is clearly urging me to die!" Ye then replied: "Yeah!"also good! Zhang Tidian took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, spread it on the table, and borrowed a pen and inkstone from the restaurant, and Ji Gong wrote four words by hand:

(one) How many times have I boarded a boat alone in the West Lake, the master knows that I don't care about money; A bird singing broke the silence, just as the ravine fell to the side. (two) The spring scenery on the lake is curved and curved, and the painted buildings by the lake are connected with the railings; It doesn't cost a penny to lose and pay back with the mountain monk. (three) The peach blossoms on the other bank are endless, and the green willows on the dike are increasing; Two rows of egrets suddenly flew by, breaking through the Pinghu Lake. (Four) In May, the West Lake is cool and autumn, and the new lotus spits out its pistils with a dark fragrance;

Where will the flower fall next year? Ask Huahua for the wine and nod. After Jigong finished writing, he said, "I'm not in the mood to write poetry today, and my writing is random, so I have to use it to cover the wall!" Zhang mentioned: "The writing is excellent. If you have a lot of work, you can have a few more cups to refresh your mood." Ji Gong said: "I'm not in the mood to drink today, so I might as well walk around and relax!" Carrying each other, the two walked to the Wangxian Bridge. Under the bridge pier, there was Chen Ganniang who opened a tea shop. When she saw Jigong passing by, she called out, "Master Ji, please have a cup of tea inside and have a rest." ! Ji Gong said: "Okay, I'm just about to have tea!" Then he went in with Zhang and sat down. Chen Ganniang rushed to bring two cups of fragrant tea. Put it in Du Chushi's house in front of the White Horse Temple. I will write a post to ask you to ask for it. Put it away properly, and it will be useful later. Thank you, Ganniang Chen, and asked someone to ask for it. When she picked it up, she was a monk who was dying of illness. She was not happy, and said, "What is the use of this thing?" ' Rolled it up and put it aside.Later, after Jigong returned to the sky, all the Taiwei wanted to find Jigong's portrait, and asked people to search for it in various mounting shops, but they couldn't find it.It wasn't until I met Chushi Du that I learned that there was a scroll in Chen Ganniang's tea house, and Taiwei Shi bought it with him for three thousand coins.

Let's say that Ji Gong and Zhang Ti pointed out the door of the tea house, and they ran into a load of sea shells not far away.Zhang mentioned: "I heard that moths and butterflies can be eulogized, but I don't know if this sea shell can be eulogized?" ” Jigong sang in his mouth and said: This creature was born in the east and west of the sea, and it has neither scales nor skin; Although I don't enter the red tent, I often kiss beautiful women. Zhang Ti laughed and said, "It's a wonderful song!"There is a lot of Zen in the game. 'It was May weather at this time, and suddenly a burst of rain came, and the two had to go into the teahouse for shelter.Seeing someone walk by with an umbrella, Jigong asked casually:

A pole of emerald bamboo, supported independently; several sheets of oil skin, covered around.When worn, the strips have eyes, and the joints have threads.Although the cloud is false and combined, it does not hinder the generation; Mo Dao opens, and sometimes puts it down.Take on the cloud and rain, and let the urn pour down; don't make it sunny and dry, and use this power to prevent leaks. After a while, the rain stopped, and the two walked to the long bridge again. They heard the sound of drums and cymbals, but it was Mama Wang, who was selling noodles and fruits, doing auspicious merit for the prince.Zhang Ti pointed out: "Why do such people also become meritorious monks?" "Ji Gongdao, why can't we do it?"Don't you know that there is a good poem:

I am used to wandering around Tangjia Street, my mother invites monks at home; Five flavors of food for three hundred cash, and the wool comes from the sheep. Zhang Ti smiled and said, "It's not a big deal to spend money on food, so don't you want to pay him back the monastery money?" Ji Gongdao has another poem as proof: Mother is good at forming good relationships, no matter whether she is a monk or not, she is a monk; Although it is said to give alms in the dark, when I was young, I sent it back secretly. Zhang Ti smiled for a while, and the two of them walked forward again, and when they reached the Qingbo Gate, they suddenly saw the head of a family drying a jar of sauce.Ah! 'Already walked by, thought about it and shrunk back, unbuttoned his pants and sat his butt on the edge of the sauce vat, just like the one with a hairy pit, and sprinkled half of the vat with a beep and beep.A young servant of the house where the sauce was dried, saw it, complained repeatedly, and hurried out the door, trying to arrest him to settle accounts, but Jigong had gone far away.The little servant rushed to inform the master, but the master yelled: "What monk, dare to be so rude!"I caught up with him and asked him to pay for it! A neighbor next to him came to persuade him: "I recognize this monk, he is Master Ji Dian from Jingci Temple. If you catch up with him, you have to scold him and beat him twice."He has a whole body, what can I do to compensate you?It's better to admit that you are unlucky and get rid of it quickly! ’ When the master heard that it was Ji Dian, he sighed and asked the little servant to go in, and then asked two big men to help him, carried him to the ditch, covered his nose, and watched from the side.Who knows, the sauce was only half poured, two fiery red snakes as thick as teacups came out of the sauce jar lively and vigorously, watching the head carrying the jar scurry around, when the two of them suddenly saw it, their guts were terrified!He yelled, "Ah! ’ Let go, beat the sauce jar to pieces, and the snake ran into the ditch. There were countless small snakes in the sauce, and they swam all over the place. When the master saw it, he was surprised and happy and said, “It turns out that Master Ji Dian pretended to be like this. The attitude is to save the life of the family. If it is not in his fault, if he eats this sauce, he will die! Hurry up with a few people to thank him, but I don't know which way to go.

But he said that the tip dragged Ji Gong, and after a quick walk, he said, "Although you are a game, don't you ruin his jar of sauce, if they catch you, why do you pay for the sauce?" Of? Ji Gong said: "You don't know that there are poisonous snakes in this sauce. If you eat it, it will hurt people. I will save the lives of his family." Zhang Ti point was dubious, said, and walked to the door of an antique shop, the two stood for a while, and suddenly the screen door opened, and a woman came out from inside; she was about 30 years old, had a good appearance, and was doing business. What are you doing at the door?Seeing someone outside, he shrank back and walked in. Ji Gong suddenly looked up and called out!He didn't distinguish between inside and outside, but hurried in, hugged the woman with both hands, and didn't know what to do?Let's see the breakdown next time. Comments: 1. If I don't scrub for a long time, even the lice will become a monk with me.With nothing to do, take off the monk's robe, catch lice, and urge these short-lived insects to go to heaven.exactly: The monk's robe is worn by lice, imitating me and wanting to go crazy; Inhale human blood drops, short-lived horses take the lead. 2. Chen Ganniang, who opened a tea shop under the Wangxian Bridge, treated me well, so I gave her the one-axis Daoji statue placed in Du Chushi's house in front of the White Horse Temple, haha!Leaving pictures and books seems to be the last words of the portraits. After taking this trip and eating and drinking so much, I can use these papers as 'compensation' and repay some 'debts of favor'. 3. Sitting on the sauce jar with the buttocks, and having a meal of hot rice sticks, the host was so angry that he was "deadly alive". He hated the monk Jidian for being too presumptuous. Why are the monks so "frivolous".He doesn't know that there are poisonous snakes hidden in this sauce jar, and I "fight poison with poison", all of them are sausages and Buddha dung.After pouring out the sauce, I discovered the wonderful thing in it. Thanks to Ji Dianyuan, who is a living Buddha, he used this wonderful method to detoxify!I really appreciate the mercy of Buddha and heaven, and the ancestors are virtuous.