Chapter 16 Chapter 16: Don't Avoid Suspicion of Being Naked to Treat Tuberculosis

It is said that Mr. Zhang went into the toilet, looked up, and saw a pocket bag hanging on the short post next to him. When he pinched it with his hand, he knew it was a hard thing, and he couldn't even defecate. , tied the bag around his waist, and hurried home.When I got home, I opened it and saw that it was ten ingots of silver. The couple were very happy.After a night, after breakfast the next day, Ji Dian came out slowly and called out to Mr. Zhang: "You are not going out at this time. I think you won the lottery yesterday?" Zhang Gongdao: "You are an honest man. You agreed to invite me, but you wasted a day's work and came to the East Garden. Where can I see your shadow?"I was so hungry that I had to buy noodles by myself. Ji Dian laughed and said, "Although I didn't come to invite you in person, if you eat at home, that's considered my invitation!" Zhang Gong said with a smile, "How is this calculated?"Only when you take out the money can you count me as an invitation. Ji Dian said: "The things in the pocket don't belong to me, do they belong to you?" After hearing this, Mrs. Zhang and Mrs. Zhang couldn't help laughing, knowing that they couldn't hide it from him, they said, "Sure enough, thanks to your guidance, if you find something, you can count it as your invitation!" Ji Dian said: "I invited you yesterday, and there will be a cause and effect tomorrow. It must be you who invite me." Zhang Gongdao: "I will invite you tomorrow, don't miss the appointment again!" Ji Dian said, "I will wait for you tomorrow." After that, let's say goodbye.

On the next day, Zhang Gongguo really walked to the East Garden again, only to see that Ji Dian had already looked there first.Zhang Gong laughed and said, "Good monk!"If you invite someone yourself, you can't avoid it, and if someone else invites you, you will come so early. Ji Dian laughed out loud when he heard this, and they sat down together in a hotel together, holding hands, and asked the bartender to heat the wine to eat. After a long while, Ji Dian said, "Don't eat, let's go out and have a look!" Zhang Gong hurriedly paid the bill, and walked out of the shop with him. He saw the door of the toilet from a distance, yelling, surrounded by many people watching there. For some reason, Zhang Gong hurried forward, separated the crowd, and squeezed Going to have a look, I saw a man tied a sweat towel around his neck on the short pillar where the bag was hung yesterday, and hung it on a swing.Mr. Zhang was quite surprised by this!With his heart beating wildly, he hurried out and said to Ji Dian quietly: "Although the thing is worth it, how can this crime be deserved?" Ji Dian said: "Just don't worry, there are no crimes." Zhang Gongdao: "He must have hanged himself for losing the silver. Although I didn't steal it from him, I actually picked it up. Why not sin?" Ji Dian said: "You don't know that there is a cause and effect. In your previous life, you were a tea seller. This man was a porter. Because he deceived you that you were a lone guest, he killed you and murdered you for five thousand coins; To pay you back, this hanging is a life for a life.Since then, I have no karma with you, so I asked you to collect the money yesterday to close the previous case, so as not to be taken by others, and you will not be entangled in the future. After Zhang Gong heard this, he was relieved, said goodbye and went home.

Najidian came into the city alone, and walked confidently to the entrance of the Wangjia Hotel in Qinghefang. Whenever the owner saw Jigong, he neighed happily and ignored him all day.Ji Gong said: "I don't come to credit your wine to eat, why do you put on such a face?" The owner of the store heard someone tell him, so he settled down, saw that it was Ji Dian, and hurriedly said with guilt: "It turned out to be Master Ji. The villain was out of his mind because of some thoughts, but he never saw it. Master, please don't blame me." Sit inside. Ji Dian said, "What's on your mind that you're so lost in thought?" The owner of the store said: "To tell you the truth, the villain has a daughter who is nineteen years old and is very filial. She has suffered from a shyness. It has been half a year. The day is light and the night is heavy. I don't know how many times I have invited, but it will not work. I'm afraid it will be a death sentence.The old wife cried day and night again, so the villain was helpless, annoyed in his heart, lost his mind for a while, and never saw the master. Ji Dian said: "This is called tuberculosis (lung disease). If you are willing to teach your daughter to sit with me for one night, just keep her safe." The shop owner said: "The little man's daughter is already dead, and the master is an eminent monk. What's the matter?" Ji Gong said: "Since you say it's okay, I guarantee you will be cured, but hurry up and eat good wine, eat refreshingly, so refreshingly!" '

The owner of the shop knew Jigong's behavior for a long time, so he was very inspired, so he quickly took out wine and invited him to eat.Na Ji Dian only ate bowl by bowl until he ate seventeen or eight bowls. Seeing that it was getting late, he ordered the owner of the shop to paste the cracks around the windows and walls in his daughter's bedroom tightly with paper. , not allowed to show a little atmosphere.Wash the fragrant soup for her daughter and wait for her to be clean.The family ate another three or five bowls and got drunk, then walked into the bedroom of the owner's daughter and closed the door tightly, but he sat on the bed, took off his clothes, and showed his fine back, Tell the daughter to also take off her clothes, reveal her back, and sit with her back to his back, arm in arm, and read again:

Tuberculosis Tuberculosis tuberculosis, the body is like a bee, drills into the bone marrow, eats human blood thick. The patient cannot be rescued, the doctor is difficult to attack, transport the samadhi fire, and drive away without a trace. The daughter was hooked by Ji Dian and sat with her back to her back. She didn't realize it at first, but after sitting for a long time, Ji Gong's true samadhi flames would flare up, causing those tuberculosis bugs to crawl up and down the woman's back, leaving nowhere to hide. .The woman was sore and itchy from being drilled by tuberculosis, and she just wanted to tear her back apart, but Jigong clasped his hands behind his back, not letting go.Sitting until the fifth watch, Jigong's samadhi became more and more intense, and the tuberculosis worms couldn't stand it, so they had to fly out of the nose. The woman sneezed several times in a row. Jigong knew that the tuberculosis worms flew out, and quickly let go. When I hurriedly got out of bed to catch them, there was a person outside the window, who licked the window paper and peeked, and the tuberculosis worms took advantage of the gap and flew away, causing harm to others.Jigong was very resentful. He opened the door and came out. He said to the shopkeeper, "Your daughter got my samadhi real fire, which helped her to raise her soul. Not only did tuberculosis and worms drive out, but all diseases were cured from then on." After hearing this, the shop owner and his wife were very happy. They prostrated themselves on the ground and thanked them. They couldn't wait to fetch wine and add two kinds of vegetables. Jigong ate more than ten bowls and said goodbye to go out.

When I came back to the temple, Taiwei Chen didn't keep him because Jigong visited him a few days ago and there was something in the house. Today, he specially cured a pair of pigeons and a jar of fine wine, and sent someone to the temple to invite him.Who would have thought that the messenger was also a good wine drinker. He walked halfway and smelled the aroma of the wine. He couldn't bear it, so he borrowed a bowl from someone else, poured a bowl of wine, lifted the lid, and stole a pigeon. Wings come, eat together in the belly, eat happily.He thought to himself, "Even the gods don't know." When he walked to the temple, he met Jigong coming back, so he handed over the wine and pigeons to Jigong, and told him not to go.Ji Gong said: "Sit down for a while, so that I can pour it out and take the empty box back." ’ He told Shen Wanfa to take out a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, filled the bowl with wine, and used the chopsticks to pick up the pigeon meat to serve the wine. After a while, the wine was finished and the pigeon meat was exhausted. I have to collect the box of wine jars and go back.Ji Gong said: "Wait a minute!"How much wine has been stolen, and nothing has been stolen, so that's all.It's just that the pigeon meat is missing a wing, but what did you say? When the messenger saw that Jigong had eaten all the pigeon meat and went there to check the account, he said stiffly, "The wine is in a hurry. It's unknown if it will be splashed on the road."This pigeon was eaten by the master and father, how can you wrong me by saying this?Ji Gong said: "Are you saying you were wronged?"There is another testimony, and you take it back! Then he walked to the front of the steps, turned his back to the sky, and said, "Pigeons, come out!" ’ I saw a croaking sound in my throat, and suddenly two pigeons flew out, one had a full wing, and flew into the air, the other had only half a wing, and couldn’t fly away, only hopping around in front of the steps, Ji Gong He said to the policeman, "Did you see it?"Are you still wronged now? Seeing Jigong's supernatural powers, the messenger knelt down on the ground in fright, but kowtowed and said, "The villain should die. I just ask for the convenience of the teacher!" ’ Jigong smiled and praised the pigeon:

Fly with two wings, fly alone with one wing; Although it is strenuous, it is strong enough to relieve hunger. After singing, the dove fluttered one wing and flew away suddenly, it was exactly: Unthinkable, inconceivable, jade hand is like a game for it; Knowing that a Bodhisattva has a little heart, he wants to benefit all things. Another day, Ji Dian went out for a walk. He met a painter and said to him, "I was so happy yesterday that I drew a picture of the god of joy here. Can you take a closer look and it looks like that?" Ji Gong went in with him to have a look, and laughed and said, "The ugly face looks like mine, and I have no money to give it to you. Why did you draw it for me?" The painter said: "I feel that you are a good man, so I painted for you in vain."But you have to write a few sentences yourself, so that it looks good on the top. Ji Dian said, "This is easy." ’ So I asked for a pen and inkstone, ground the ink thickly, picked up the pen and wrote:

His face is as yellow as wax, and his bones are as thin as wood; It looks like this, so I have to go to fast, I am also a little surprised that there is no need to arrange Zen talks. After Ji Dian's inscription, I thanked the painter, so I took the axe and went straight to the city to ask him to mount the painting at Xu's painting shop.Xu's family was originally the patrons of Jingci Temple, and they had a good relationship with Ji Dian. They were very happy, and they asked him to eat wine, and Ji Dian didn't care about his length.Feet high and low, swaying eastward and westward, Fang walked to Qinghefang, fell to the ground early, couldn't get up, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Just when Feng Taiwei's sedan chair passed by, the leading guard saw him and hurriedly yelled at him to get up.Ji Gongdao: "You go your own way, I sleep and I sleep, what are you doing?" The two were arguing, and the Taiwei's sedan chair came in front of him early, and he scolded, "You monk is a monk, why are you so rude!" Ji Gongdao: "I ate an extra bowl of wine, I can't walk for a while, and I am sleeping here for a while, what do you ask me?" The Taiwei said angrily: "You are a monk, you dare to contradict me, and let me take care of you!" He ordered four or five guards to carry Ji Dian to the hall of the mansion and put it down, and said, "You monk, since you entered the Buddhist temple, you must abide by the five precepts, but you are addicted to alcohol and lying drunk in the neighborhood. How can you say you are innocent?" ' Ask the disciples to give him paper and pen, and ask him where is the monk?What's the point?Can really offer to come!Ji Dian took the pen and paper and wrote the confession:

Monk Daoji, secretary of Jingci Temple in Nanping Mountain, was born in an official family when he was young, and grew up in Buddhism.Su Hui has supernatural powers of samadhi, his eloquence is based on one mind, and his reasoning is supreme and magical. Yunju Arhat nodded, but Qinzhou Stone Buddha could hardly boast.You can also eat by selling sound divination, and you can get money by beating your mouth.Stubbornness surpasses Texans, and strangeness surpasses Hans all over the world. Everyone laughed at me when I talked about Zen in the nun's temple; when I talked about cause and effect in the prostitute's house, I thought I was crazy.Sing small words, the sound is Prajna; drink fine wine, bowls of Caoxi.I can't sit on the Zen bed, and it's hard to keep the abstinence of turning somersaults when I'm drunk; I make offerings to lips in the bowl, and the cassock prodigal Lu Fu knows it all.

Good wine beats monks, overthrows Zen rules; harmonious Buddhism and Taoism, romantic monks.Drunk and faint, but leisurely; busy, unrestrained.It is easy for a monk to deceive a monk if he wants to commit a crime; but if he does not break the law, it is difficult for an official to succeed.Please look at the face of the Buddha, show a little mercy; take out your heart, and be lenient.Today, the offering is taken, and the offering is true. After Ji Dian finished writing and submitted it, although Feng Taiwei didn't know the secret, but seeing him swaying like the wind, he was secretly surprised, and seeing that his name was Dao Ji, Fang Jing said: "So you are the Secretary Ji of Jingci Temple, but Among my colleagues, everyone said that you are an interesting eminent monk, why are you lying on the street like this?Could it be fake? I heard that Monk Ji made good poems. If you write a confession poem for me to read, then I will know the truth. Ji Gongdao: "It is easier to do poetry." Then he brought up his pen and wrote all his poems: It has been a long time since I shaved my hair and wore black hair, but I have a karma with poetry and wine; Sit and watch Maitreya's air show, and sleep on the top of Pilu. You can deceive the ten sages by letting go, and bow your head to prevent the three sages; There is no one in the vast universe, only Daoist monks disturb the market. After submitting the title, Taiwei said happily, "Good poem!"good poem!I think it's really a Jidian monk.But today, it is inconvenient to add more crimes. Then he called the left and right: "Let him go!" Ji Dian laughed loudly and said, "My monk was drunk and ran into Taiwei. Meng Taiwei let it go. I'm afraid the Taiwei can't find out the 'chalcedony fragrance'. The court may not let you go easily!" When the Taiwei heard Ji Dian say the word "chalcedony incense", he was stunned for a long time, and quickly asked, "does Master Ji know something about this" chalcedony incense?" Jigong laughed again and said, "The poor monk just offered it, and you can eat by selling ring divination. Why don't you know these little things?" When the Taiwei heard that he knew it, he was full of joy, and hurriedly got down from his seat, helped Ji Dian up himself, met the ceremony again, sat down with the host and guest, and asked, "Since Ji Gong knows, Wan Wang will explain to the students!" Ji Dian said: "The poor monk's belly full of wine was woken up by the Taiwei, sober, sober, I'm afraid it's not accurate!"Unless the Taiwei gave alms and returned the poor monk's true colors, or got drunk, he knew it. The Taiwei had no choice but to order the man on duty to fix the food and drink and come out to eat with him.exactly: It's inconvenient to say clearly about the Zen machine, pretending to be confused and drunk. ' After all, I don't know the origin of this 'chalcedony fragrance'?Did Ji Dian know that Feng Taiwei was just waiting around?Let's listen to the next chapter. Comments: 1. The money picked up in Mr. Zhang’s Mao toilet was originally to recover the debts of his previous life, but the person who lost the money hanged himself to death. Mr. Zhang only shouted: “It’s a crime! ’ I said: ‘He is the murderer who killed you in the previous life, the porter who robbed you of your money, and in this life he pays back the capital and profit, and he is also at ease. Report to each other. ' All beings!Don't be greedy, don't be obscene, lest you don't come home in the next life! 2. Wang's Hotel greeted Daoji cordially, saying that it was his daughter, who was nineteen years old this year. She was seriously ill, and she was so thin that her bones were as thin as bones. ’ I said: ‘This is tuberculosis, I will take care of it! 'Drunk at night, told his daughter to sit naked on the bed, I also took off my clothes, back to back, hand in hand, what's the name of being so affectionate?I started the real fire of Samadhi, burned those tuberculosis bugs out of their wits, and escaped from the woman's nose. They were cured, and they were infused with real energy. 3. There is a saying: 'A monk naked and naked women share the bed and lean back, which really violates the clear rules of Buddhism! ' I said: "Be bright and upright. When you meet each other naked, when you see your true colors, it turns out to be an ugly body. Why are you greedy?"Tuberculosis is terrible, how dare you start lusting!When a lustful thought arises, millions of worms enter, dare not dare!Moreover, the five tuberculosis and seven injuries all originate from the seven emotions and six desires, the world must abstain from sex and cultivate their health. ' He asked again: "Can people in the world learn this method?" 'I said:'If you don't have such concentration, don't learn from Liu Xiahui, otherwise the doctor will become a patient, and there is no cure! ' He asked again: "Is it a violation of the Buddha's precepts to be so naked and face-to-face?" 'I said:' Carrying a sick skeleton on my back, walking on the hillside of ghosts, my Buddha is merciful, and I do many good things. Not only did I not break the precepts, but I also gained a lot of merit!If you don't want to be tempted, what's the harm in having a beautiful woman by your side?Even though you are at home, your mind is wandering, and you want to be beautiful, you are guilty of crimes!The old god is here, and he will never hesitate, unlike the world's "horse killing chickens", so don't panic! '