Chapter 7 The seventh time, if you are not fascinated by sex, your heart will be more stable, it will be hard to get drunk, and your sex will be sober

But he said that Ji Dian went all the way to Xiaojiaer Wang Bust's house and saw a lady standing at the door. Ji Dian asked, "Lady, is Shen Ti point at your house?" The lady said: "Shen Xianggong came last night and just got up to take a bath."If you want to meet him, you can sit inside and wait for him for a while. Ji Dian said: "Since he has come, I will go in and wait for him." Then he went upstairs and went to Wang Bust's room to see that it was quiet. Wang Bust hadn't gotten up yet. Ji Dian went to the bed and gently opened the warm curtain, and saw Wang Bust sleeping on his back. It's a drowsy nightmare.Ji Dian was on the floor, picked up a pair of small embroidered shoes, uncovered the quilt, placed it lightly on her pussy, then turned around and walked downstairs, but happened to meet Shen Ti coming back from the bath, and called: 'Monk!I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much, but why are you here today? Ji Dian said: "I came back from the rooftop and came to your house to say hello. I said you didn't come home last night. I guess you are here, so I came to look for you." Shen pointed out: "Good job, let's go upstairs to have breakfast together." '

At this time, Wang Bustou had already woken up, and saw an embroidered shoe under the genitals, and was asking the lady there, who has she seen coming up?The lady said: "There is no one else, it must be this monk Jidian!" ’ Suddenly seeing Shen Ti pointing to Tong Ji Dian to come in, Wang Bust looked at Ji Dian with a smile and said, “What a monk, he doesn’t avoid suspicion no matter what, it’s so rude. Ji Dian said: "It's not that the monks are rude, but there is a karma." ’ Wang bustard said: ‘It’s nonsense, what’s the reason? Ji Dian said, "What did you see in your dream?" ’ Wang bustard said: ‘I dreamed that a group of wicked young men surrounded me and would not let them go. Ji Dian said, "What happened later?" ’ Wang Bust said, “When I opened my eyes, I disappeared. Ji Dian said, "Isn't this a fate?" ' Then he wrote a poem with a pen and paper, and said in the words of [Linjiang Xian]:

Butterfly love flower branches should be tired, sleep to spring dream faint.The clothes are removed and not taken with you, the willow is born in a delicate posture, and the god of flowers is abrupt.Therefore, cover the entrance of the cave with embroidered shoes, and don't teach you to get angry when you feel sleepy.Monk Feiqian pretends to be gentle, cuts off life and death, but reverses the gate when he ends. After hearing this, Shen Tidian laughed: "It turns out that this fate has awakened you from a dream, so why don't you give wine to thank Ji Dian for his kindness." ’ While talking, the lady ordered three bowls of frozen wine, one bowl for each, and Ji Dian ate it and said, ‘The wine is poured well, but one bowl is not good. ’ Wang Bust nodded and said, ‘I don’t want to eat this bowl, you may as well eat it. Ji Dian picked it up and ate it again.The lady brought the meal again, and the three of them ate together. Ji Dian called out, "Thank you!"thanks! Just don't go, Shen reminded: "When you are free, you must come to my house for a walk. I have good wine for you." ' Say goodbye to each other.

Ji Dian thought that Taiwei Wang would invite me to go today, and let's go for a walk.Just walking from Qinghefang, walking to the wine jacket of Shengyang Restaurant, I suddenly saw a tofu restaurant opposite, and the people eating wine were very lively.I also saw snowflakes falling from the sky.Because he thought, "I only had two bowls of wine just now. What's the point? Why don't I buy a few bowls of wine in this shop before I go." Then he went into the shop, picked up a seat and sat down.The bartender came and asked, "How much does Master eat?" Ji Dian said, "Bring it whatever you want, and I'll eat some at random." 'The bartender put out four small dishes, a plate of tofu, a jug of wine, and a pair of bowls and chopsticks.Ji Dian didn't ask whether it was good or bad, just poured it up and ate it.In a short time, I finished a pot.Feeling fragrant and sweet, the bartender brought another pot, and when he finished eating again, he asked to get it again.The bartender said: "Although my wine tastes good, it is very strong. You can only eat two jugs according to your quantity. If you drink more, you will get drunk." Ji Dian said, "You don't want to get drunk when you eat wine. What are you doing with him?"Don't worry about it, go get it quickly. The bartender couldn't resist him, so he had one bottle after another, and brought in two more pots. After eating to his heart's content, Ji Dian stood up and wanted to go back, but he didn't have any pennies around him, so he just looked at the door with one eye, waiting for a benefactor. After waiting for half a day, no acquaintance passed by. The bartender came to urge the banknote again. Ji Dian had no choice but to say, "I didn't bring any money. Let me send it on credit temporarily." The bartender said: "This monk is so unreasonable. When eating wine, he doesn't stop with one bottle or two bottles. He speaks when he is late. If he knows how to make money, he will fart on credit!" Ji Dian said, "I'm a monk from Lingyin Temple. There are many people who recognize me. Wait a moment. Someone will come and pay you back for me."If you don't worry about it, why don't you just follow me to withdraw money? The bartender said: "My shop is busy, so how much time do I have to spend?"It's better to be straightforward, take off this ragged robe and pawn it, so as to save some tongue. Ji Dian said, "I'm a ravioli in soup, only wrapped in this piece of skin, how can I take it off?" The two were dragging at the door. Unexpectedly, an official saw it upstairs in the Shengyang Pavilion, and asked the follower to say, "Go and see the monk held by the bartender. It looks like Jigong, but he was invited." The follower hurriedly went to the opposite door to have a look, and if it was Ji Dian, he hurriedly said, "The officer invites you." When Ji Dian saw that someone invited him, he settled down and said to the bartender, "How about it?"I said that there are many people who recognize me, and someone will pay back the money for me, so come with me. The bartender had no choice but to come up to the opposite gate, and saw that it was not someone else, but it was Shen Tidian's brother——Shen Wuguan and Shen Tidian were two.Ji Dian said: "You enjoy eating here, but I am forced to suffer by the bartender."If it was later, my yellow skin would have been stripped off by him. ' Both of them laughed out loud.Shen Wuguan ordered his family to pay the bartender away.Ji Dian said, "Thank you, brother, for untying this knot for me." Shen Wuguan said: "It's all right in the snow. I'm here to enjoy it. I'm suffering from no one to accompany me to eat. You came just in time. You can drink as much as you want." Ji Dian said, "I want to eat the wine, but because I'm not interested in being dragged by him, I'll write a poem to make fun of it." Suixin chanted:

Seeing the wine coveted, I swallowed it, never thought that there would be no money; If he hadn't bumped into Layman Pang, how could he have escaped by dragging around? The two laughed and said, "It's a wonderful solution to the ridicule, but I don't know if you still want to drink at this time?" Ji Dian said, "It's so cold, why don't you want to eat it?" And chanted four sentences: It's not Yu Yu's bitter yellow soup, but I have no choice but to sieve it to touch my nose; How can we moisten our dry intestines if we don't have hundreds of rivers as whale suckers?

Shen Wuguan said: "It's all big talk when you say that whales swallow all rivers; when it comes to drinking wine, it's just normal." Ji Dian said: "This is restricted by the ancients. How dare the poor monk drink too much?" And chanted four sentences: I once heard that Li Qinglian used to write a hundred poems after the wine fight; The poor monk Fang chanted two or three poems, how dare he sleep in a restaurant? After hearing this, the two laughed again and said, "This counts as wine, but the amount is too small due to the constraints of poetry."We don't want you to write poems now, we just eat wine, how much more do you eat? Ji Dian said, "What's the point of eating wine?" 'He chanted four more sentences:

No one cares about the amount of alcohol, as if the poor hole can't be filled; If you lie on the side of the vat at the same table, bowl after bowl. Seeing that Ji Dian was a little drunk, Shen Wuguan made some calculations with Shen in private: "This monk's wine is his life. I wonder how he looks like?"Today we also try him. ’ So he called the person on duty, and called three girls to accompany him to drink, one sitting next to each of them.Shen Wuguan said: "Jigong!"I see that although you drink wine and write poetry, you are always alone and calm.I would like to invite this little lady to accompany you today. How about you? Ji Dianlian said, "Okay, okay!" Then he chanted four sentences again:

It's not that it's not common for a romantic monk to drink too much and spend time with prostitutes; The cassock was originally made of plum sandalwood, but today it is newly stained with orchid musk. When Shen Wuguan saw Ji Dian sitting with the prostitute, he didn't feel disgusted at all.Because of the play, he said to Ji Dian: "This is a restaurant, not like others."It's okay for Ji Dian and this lady to have fun in the room. Shen pointed out and encouraged: "Jigong is brave in poetry and wine, so why is he timid?" Ji Dian smiled and said, "I am willing, but I'm afraid there are still people who are not willing." And chanted four sentences:

The voice of the swallow language and the warbler are very beautiful, and the appearance of the willow waist and flowers is really pitiful; Several times I want to chase and steal the fragrant butterflies, but my heart is as strong as iron. Shen Wuguan said: "What a masterpiece!"Even though Master Ji is so, yin and yang intercourse is inevitable in life, and monks should also have a taste of it. Ji Dian didn't argue again, but chanted four sentences: In the past, my parents acted like this and gave birth to me as a stinky bag; My heart is no better than that of my parents, except for Huang Tang.

After Ji Dian chanted, everyone laughed, asked people to reheat the hot wine, talked and laughed, and didn't get up until late in the day.Shen made a point to go back first.Shen Wuguan sent the wine companion, and said to Ji Dian, "It's late today, and you can't go back to the temple in time. I'll go to a good place with you." At this time, Ji Dian was drunk and agreed in a daze.Shen Wuguan asked his servants to support him, and went straight to Xinjie, where Liu Bustou's house came.The godly mother-in-law was very happy to see Shen's five sense organs, and asked, "Why did the officials bring the drunk monk?" Shen Wuguan said: "It's too late to go back to the temple, so I come to stay with you. If you don't think he is a monk, then ask others to accompany him." The godmother laughed and said, "What's the matter with that?" ' Then he called two girls to meet and arrange wine and food.Shen Wuguan said: "We are already drunk, so we don't have to." The godmother told the elder sister Tong Jidian to go to bed, and the second sister went to bed with the five sense organs without mentioning it.

But she said that when the elder sister saw that Ji was drunk, she closed her eyes and sat on the chair in the hall without moving.I had no choice but to go forward and shout with a smile: "Drunk monk!"Go to the room and go to sleep! Ji Dian was just dazed, the eldest sister yelled for a long time and did not move, so she had to help him up with her hands, and slowly helped him into the room, but Ji Dian still did not wake up, the eldest sister tried her best and had to help him onto the bed again.Ji Dian couldn't sit still, and fell asleep with his clothes on. Seeing that he was very drunk, the eldest sister pulled him up, untied his belt, undressed him, and pushed him back and forth. When I opened my eyes, I saw a prostitute beside me, undressing him, and shouting: 'Ouch!where is this? The elder sister laughed and said, "This is my bedroom. Shen Wuguan sent you here. You are so drunk that I have to spend a lot of effort to take it off quickly so that we can sleep together!" Ji Dian anxiously said, "It's a crime!"sin! Standing up in a panic, he opened the door and walked out. The eldest sister was so bored that she had to go to sleep.Na Ji Dian went out of the room to listen, it was just the second watch outside, he wanted to open the door and go out, fearing that the watchman would mistake him for a thief and be caught, suddenly saw a big fire box next to the spring platform, he reached out to touch it, The embers were still burning, and there was still some heating, so they climbed up, lay down their heads and fell asleep.When I arrived at the fifth watch, I heard the bell ringing at the gate of Chaotian, so I hurriedly got up, opened the window and saw that the moon was setting and the stars were thinning, and the east had already turned white; thinking of the night coming, I couldn't help laughing, and saw the ready-made pen and paper on the table, so I wrote Yijue said: The edge of the bed is romantic, why is it so hard to get the mantra; Last night's play was a trap for you, and you gave the godmother five pennies for nothing. After finishing the question, he raised his eyes and saw that there was still a jug of wine on the table that he had not eaten last night, so he moved it to his face and smelled it. , inhaled and ate cleanly, felt funny, and asked again: Everything has never been related, only the fragrant mash is really greedy; If there are no three bowls of wine in the early morning, how can the cold wind outside the door be forbidden? After Ji Dian finished his question, he opened the door and went straight away.The godly woman got up in a hurry when she heard the door, and went to the inner hall to see a jug of wine on the stage. There was only an empty jug and a piece of writing paper left, for some reason.I went to the room to see, but the monk was not there either. The eldest sister fell asleep alone, but she hadn't woken up yet. The godmother woke up and asked her about her coming at night. , to seduce him to bed, who would have thought that he would run out of the room after waking up, which made me too shy to speak, I don't know how he got through the night afterwards. As soon as the words were finished, Shen Wuguan also got up, and came to see Jidian with his second sister. After asking about these reasons, he read the two poems inscribed again, and praised, "good morals!"This party has become a monk in vain. No wonder the court officials in the sixteenth hall respect him so much. ''Shen Wuguan also bid farewell to go out, don't know what will happen next?Let's listen to the next chapter. Comments: 1. There is a brothel in Wang Bustou's house, and Ji Dian also came here to find flowers and ask Liu?The monks are obsessed, so they don't avoid suspicion. They show up as clients, go shopping in the garden, and find Daogen! (Because there are a lot of roots planted in the wind garden, how can you get tiger cubs if you don’t enter the tiger’s den? Those self-proclaimed nobles don’t go to the slaughterhouse to save the butcher, but flatter the government. What a fart!) 2. Take an embroidered shoe and put it on Wang Bust's head and genitals, this is too abrupt!Ha ha!The monks act recklessly, wanting to be rude?No!No!How many people were killed by this piece of stinky flesh?Now I use embroidered shoes to cover the reverse gate, cutting off the road of life and death. Don't let her capsize the gutter and drown countless Bodhi seeds! 3. Three thousand bottles of wine are needed to get drunk, but the monk didn't bring any money, and he didn't have to pay for drinking.This also requires the ability of the monk!In today's world, when monks come to the mansion to make a half-marriage, the benefactor will murmur, unwilling!This is because you rarely come here to form good relationships. Now that you need money, you only see the faces of these strange monks (students). No wonder you are worthless! Fourth, Shen's five senses, Shen's point, the restaurant drinking and reciting poems, full of interest, said together: "Jidian has enough alcohol, how about trying his sex?" 'So recruiting a prostitute to come and drink with you, isn't it a shame?When I came to Liu Bustou's house again, the benefactors specially arranged for Ji Dian to have a meal of beautiful sex, but Ji Gong said: "Show is emptiness, emptiness is form, and the fragrance of color is not as good as wine, and the beauty is not full. After sex, you will be more hungry. It must be done!" 'Sure enough' she was fascinated by sex and Zen, and she was sober when drunk. 'If you don't fall into the ground of others, you have polluted the foundation of Buddhism, so let's keep this true seed and continue the life of Buddha's wisdom!exactly: In the color, the soul is really me, in the wine, the Buddha blows in the wind; The upside-down and upside-down Xiaoyao looks upright and upright to prove Daxiong.