Chapter 22 Chapter Seven: The Tiger Cat

The person who opened the door was a young man of twenty-four or five years old, with facial features and facial features, which were very similar to Miscellaneous Hair Xiaodao.The only difference is that there is an awe-inspiring righteousness between his brows, his body is imposing, his eyes are bright, and he is not as wretched as Miscellaneous Xiaodao.When he saw Zamomao Xiaodao, he was taken aback for a moment, then as if an American had seen a giant panda, he held onto the sleeve of Zamomao Xiaodao tightly, and then shouted into the room: "Grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, little one!" Sister, big brother is back, big brother is back... come quickly! Big brother is back!"

He was so excited, he laughed and danced, and then he hugged Zamao Xiaodao tightly, and shouted: Big brother, big brother! Miscellaneous Mao Xiaodao's eye sockets became moist all of a sudden. After a while, several people gathered around the door, all of them were women, some called brother, some called elder brother, and some called cousin. A woman stumbled from the west side of the yard, about fifty years old, with a sad face and a big mouth. Shouting "my son", "my son", he threw himself into Zamao Xiaodao's arms, Zamao Xiaodao, a guy who usually plays around, knelt down in front of this woman, crying loudly, saying "Mom!" , the son is unfilial...

I was carrying my bag on the side, looking at this touching scene of the long-lost reunion, without saying a word, I found three more serious-looking men coming out of the west room, one with white hair and a boyish face, with a flowing white beard, the other with a stocky appearance and thick hands and feet. , and the other is a young man with a jade-like face, raised eyebrows, and sharp eyes like knives.I could guess that the first two must be Miscellaneous Hairy Xiaodao's grandfather and father, but the handsome guy next to him didn't know. "You bastard, you have been away for eight years, but you still know how to come back!"

The white-haired old man looked at Xiaodao, who was kneeling on the ground, and hummed coldly.Miscellaneous hair Xiaodao saw him, he was shocked, raised his head, looked at him with tears in his eyes, bowed his head, just wept and didn't speak.From my vantage point, his back twitches and his ass twitches.After a while, the atmosphere became tragic. He raised his head and said, Grandpa, the reason why I was expelled from the door by the master was not mainly because of me.I have been wandering outside all these years, and I dare not go home. It is also because of Liu's words that the iron teeth have counted, and I have done so in order to avoid disaster for my family.Also please grandpa and father, please forgive me for my infatuation...

He cried bitterly, and his grief was comparable to Erkang's.The amount of information in the words is too much, but it makes my Zhang Er King Kong confused and confused-this guy is really a person with a story. His grandfather's expression changed when he heard these words, and he let out a long sigh when he saw the grandson lying on the ground crying.He said that, whether you blame you or not, eight years have passed. After all, I owe him Tao Jinhong. In the case of Huangshan Longmang, it was his granddaughter who died, but he also got what he wanted. Things, the right and wrong of this matter, I can only ask Xiaoqian in Youfu...Anyway, with me around for a day, his old Tao can't do anything to the Xiao family.Oh, let's not talk about it, your grandma has been ill for a long time, you came just in time, go see her, it's only a few days away.

Miscellaneous Mao Xiaodao trembled all over, raised his head, and asked where it was. His younger brother immediately led him to the West Wing. His grandfather looked at me standing at the door, carefully looked at the pagoda wood plaque on my chest and between my eyebrows, and asked my little friend...?I said that I was Xiao Keming's friend in the south, called Lu Zuo, something happened recently, so I came to visit together.He nodded, said he had something to do today, let's discuss it in detail tomorrow, and asked that handsome man to accompany me to the living room to rest, and everyone else turned to the West Wing.

My family members are sick and dying, so I naturally don't expect them to have leisure to entertain me, so led by this man, I went to sit in the living room.That man's name is Zhou Lin, he's the cousin of Miscellaneous Hair Xiaodao, he sat down with me, didn't chat a few words, and asked me directly, am I a Gu Master? I was surprised and asked Zhou Lin how he saw it? Zhou Lin proudly said that he has been familiar with the five metaphysics since he was a child, especially the "phase" among them. He even has a little experience.I let him blow, nodded, showing an expression of admiration.After talking like this for more than half an hour, I sat in the car all day, and my stomach was empty and gurgling uncomfortably. He just pretended not to hear him, and pulled me to talk about his glorious history, not much, such as telling the fortune of a certain dignitary , to the point, and then people treat each other with courtesy, with great ostentation, and for example... he played it neatly, and then remembered to ask me what kind of Gu I raised?

Among the eleven kinds of Gu, which one will be released? Asking this makes me feel a little uncomfortable. How can such a personal thing be suitable for communicating with a person who has met once?I was just trying to evade, but he didn't ask any more questions. He smiled and said something else, saying that his big cousin hadn't seen him for eight years, and he looked really big.I asked him why he left home and refused to return?He shook his head and said that he didn't know, there must be some reason, but he didn't know what it was. I found out that the members of Miscellaneous Xiaodao's family, no matter what others say, this Zhou Lin is in the same line as him, and he is very talkative.

At this time, someone called him in front, and he agreed, and then told me to leave for a while, and then left. No one was looking at me, I had nothing to do, and I started to look at the living room of Zamao Xiaodao's house.This is an old-fashioned family, and the furniture decoration in the house makes me feel like I have traveled through the Republic of China.Just as I was watching, a bird flew from outside the house, with bright yellow-green feathers, tiger stripes, a diamond beak, and wings that spread tens of centimeters, like a fat hen.It flew around and landed on the coffee table. Its eyes were light yellow with black in the middle, looking at me brightly.

It stared at me, and I just looked at it, cuckoo... I was wondering, whose bird would not be locked in a cage? Then something happened that made my ass tighten immediately - it spoke. I was stunned for a moment—I have seen animals talking in my life except when watching Hollywood movies, and I never thought that there are actually animals that can speak in this world—although, this guy like a fat hen, It's a parrot.It said: "I am not called a bird, please call me sir, master tiger cat, boy!" Seeing this colorful fat parrot talking to me in a serious manner, it took me a long time to recover, and then Ask Mr. Tiger Cat, whose bird are you? ——I'm just joking too, who expects a bird that says a few words by "conditional reflex" to be able to play answering games with you?

Unexpectedly, it actually said: "Boy, I am not a fucking bird, I am me, Lord Tiger Cat!" Now I finally understand that this fat hen can really understand human speech and can speak.I observed carefully and found that it was a budgerigar. The so-called Mr. Cat, I don’t know where it came from or why.After I was surprised, I came back to my senses and chatted with it patiently. It was also talkative and kept making noises. After telling me how wise and powerful and extraordinary I was, it began to question me and sniff me from time to time. , Said that I have a smell of Yin God on my body. Its way of asking is just like Zhou Lin. I asked Lord Tiger Cat, do you also understand Yin God and Yang God? It raised its head proudly and asked me if I knew who it was?I shook my head to show that I didn't know, and it asked me if I knew about the Youfu.I said I understand a little bit.It flew over my head, fluttering its wings, and understood a little bit, just a little bit?Grandpa has been there! After saying this, it flew out. I was shocked, I didn't often hear Zamao Xiaodao talking about his family, but he said that if he wanted Duoduo to appear, it was best to ask his family.I already knew he was half-baked, and I didn't have much hope at first, but when I saw it this time, I was inexplicably shocked--I have poor eyesight, and I can't see a good thing for his family, but, just this yellow-green fat man The words of the parrot are enough to calm me down! I have heard of people who are "shady", but I have never heard of birds who are "shady". Moreover, most of the people who walk in the shadows have only been to a place called "the house", which is just the junction of the Youfu; and this bird has actually been to the Youfu-what is the Youfu?That is the world where the ghosts go, and the living people go, and it is rare that a few can come back, and those who can come back are all very powerful characters, such as Jesus.The so-called ghosts are some people who are attached to the world after death and refuse to go to the secluded mansion, so their souls become ghosts. This fat hen-like bird is really powerful, no wonder it can speak out. I sat in fear for a while, and I didn't know how Zamao Xiaodao talked about the past with his family, or discussed something, but I just felt my stomach growling.At this time, a soft girl came in, she looked pretty, she came over and asked me, Lu Zuo, would you like to have some supper?I burst into tears immediately, stood up and followed her out.When I came to the kitchen, I sat at the dining table. She worked for a while, brought a bowl of ochazuke rice and a small dish of meat to me, and said with a smile that it was too late and I didn’t have time. I just heard from his elder brother that I haven’t eaten yet. , so I made some hastily, don't be disgusted. I'm hungry too, so I don't care about these things. I thank you first, and then I eat with chopsticks.This supper is also light, but it suits your appetite and is comfortable to eat.She introduced herself as the younger sister of Zamao Xiaodao, eighteen years old this year, her name is Xiao Kexia.We chatted for a while, and learned that Zamao Xiaodao also has a large population. There are two uncles, one uncle, and two aunts.She is also very curious about Miscellaneous Hairy Xiaodao now, asking all kinds of things, and I try to pick up some beautiful words, not daring to expose his ugliness. After eating, I still have more to say, but it's a pity that it's gone.Xiao Kexia arranged a room for me to rest. Early the next morning, I was woken up by the movement in the yard. I opened the window and saw several people doing morning classes. The eldest cousin, Zhou Lin, was sitting cross-legged on one side, reciting a mantra to a bucket of rice.The door was pushed open, and Miscellaneous Mao Xiaodao appeared, and he asked me to go with him to meet his grandfather and father. I followed him to a main room, where I saw his grandfather, his father, and a man from the uncle generation (later introduced to be his third uncle) were all there, and sat down after saluting one by one. When experts gather, I will not hide anything, and I will tell them about my situation in detail. Like the old man who turned the world upside down, Old Xiao's grandfather also had to look at Duo Duo now to make a decision.I explained my concerns, and he said it's okay, he has his own way.So I closed the doors and windows, lit sandalwood in the four corners of the room, and put them on top of the rice bowls. I sank my mind into the pagoda wood tablet, and began to read the release spell.