Chapter 14 Chapter Thirteen School Celebration (Part 1) (No.70 - No.76)

The end of October is Zhenhua's school celebration. As of this year when we enrolled, Zhenhua has already celebrated its 87th anniversary.The squad leader said that the school stipulates that the whole school will hold a celebration meeting in the stadium on Friday morning, and each class organizes its own activities in the afternoon.Class meetings, group meetings, get-togethers, tea parties...in short, choose one kind of meeting and hold it casually. So a job that has troubled all class cadres since elementary school is imminent-theatrical performances.No matter what kind of meeting you are holding, the program is indispensable.Solo, chorus, duet, solo and group dance duet, cross talk skit stage play... I saw Xu Yanliang painstakingly went through everyone's student card, and found all the unlucky ones who had filled in the "specialty" column. Enclave persuades others to perform on stage.

I too was found. Of course I didn't make up some talents that I didn't have while filling out the form.If I could, I'd put "Sleep Time" and "Reflex Arc" in the "Specialty" column. Xu Yanliang's voice was hoarse, I patted Yu Huai's empty stool thoughtfully, and pushed Yu Huai's water glass in front of him: "Guest officer, sit down wherever you want and drink water." Then Yu Huai appeared gloomy: "You are really generous, lady boss." I nodded, pointed at him, and said to Xu Yanliang: "I'm really sorry, guest officer. The small shop is out of stock now, and there is only one left. Although the qualifications are poor, it can last for a while. Selling yourself and putting on a clear price, you look at it. !"

Xu Yanliang raised his head, looked at Yu Huai, and said seriously, "This is too bad, I still want the proprietress!" After he finished speaking, he realized that his joke was a little too big, and quickly explained: "I mean that the lady boss is out of the mountain..." Yu Huai waved his hand: "Don't explain, see off the guests!" It's actually a stage play. Yu Huai and the other class committees really have nothing to do. There is no other activity to get more students to participate. If the whole party is a boring talent show, it is probably too cold to make ice cream.

"Play what?" I asked. "A beautiful legend about a girl who lives with seven men but is still pure," Yu Huai smiled. "Your role is very important." I don't like this: "Let's talk, magic mirror or apple?" He shook his head: "Why are you so self-deprecating...Actually, you play a crystal coffin." Yu Huai was not joking. Although I did not play the crystal coffin in the end, they created many roles in order to create the illusion that there are many actors and the participation of the whole people. Such as apples, such as magic mirrors, such as crystal coffins.

Han Xu acted as the prince, and simply expressed through β euphemistically that he could play someone who had close contact with the prince, so Xu Yanliang asked her to play the role of the white horse. And my character is actually a walk-on, a passer-by. The passers-by A and B who played together several times were played by me and Yu Huai.I don't understand why, Yu Huai explained very seriously: "Don't think the role is small, do you know that this drama is very popular now, you are still a human being at any rate! Besides, passers-by are the decisive existence in fairy tales, without them The witch doesn't know how to kill the princess, the prince doesn't know where to find the fire-breathing dragon, and the princess doesn't know whose prince has matured..."

I waved my hand: "I know this. I mean, why did you come to act as a passer-by?" He answered irrelevantly: "Are you not happy to play with me?" I had no choice but to accept my fate: "...why aren't you happy." Please allow me to make up my mind that he wants to play against me. However, the truth always comes so fast. Yu Huai wanted to play a passer-by, because he didn't need makeup—do you know what the boy playing the magic mirror needs to paint his face? I had to behave cheaply, and ran to ask Xu Yanliang if we needed to prepare anything——Xu Yanliang looked me up and down, and said, "No need, your usual appearance is very passerby."

... Xu Yanliang played the princess.It is said that it was appointed by Zhang Ping for the effect of the program. He said that Han Xu and Xu Yanliang were a good match. When we learned of this result, Yu Huai immediately rushed over and patted the head of the class on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "I know you are very happy in your heart, don't hold back, just laugh if you want. So you are so happy." This, but don’t worry, we are still brothers.” Simple faces are all green. Imagine Han Xu closing his eyes and leaning forward to kiss Xu Yanliang, I couldn't straighten up laughing.

It's not just the simplicity that's sad, though. There is also β who plays the crystal coffin. After lunch on Tuesday, we rehearsed for the first time, and found an empty classroom next to the math office. Xu Yanliang led a group of people in a mighty way. Yu Huai and I were the first to play.The first act is the birth of Snow White. A sick queen who gave birth to a daughter exactly like her Mary Sue imagined, and then died. The two of us, on the other hand, told the audience about the queen's serious illness and labor expectancy through gossip in the market.You know that small streets are very important. A fish seller and a vegetable seller don’t go out of the city to know the world’s affairs. They are close to the fortified royal secrets and court history, and thousands of miles away to the neighboring prince’s bed-wetting and demon world spray. When the fire dragon is in heat, they all know it.

"Hi, good morning!" Yu Huai smirked. "Hi, you're early too!" I smiled apologetically. "Any news recently?" "Yes, have you heard?" "what?" I leaned closer to Yu Huai's ear and said loudly, "The king's daughter is about to be born!" "Really?" He laughed happily, his expression stiffened suddenly, and then he became serious, condescendingly contemptuous of me. I was horrified by the look, and Xu Yanliang stepped in without knowing it: "Why don't you act anymore?" Yu Huai sighed and pointed at me tremblingly.

"I knew it was a daughter before she was born. Your eyeballs also have the function of B-ultrasound?! Who the hell wrote the lines?" However, we were all scolded by Zhang Feng later. We were all five minutes late for class.The first class in the afternoon was Zhang Feng's math class, and he said that he heard our commotion when he was sitting in the office. "There are so many classes in the first year of high school, this is the first time I've seen a class as noisy as yours! It's the midterm exam soon, everyone has no brains, do you know the priorities?!"

It's terrible for the little boy to get angry, I guessed it a long time ago. Our group of criminals bowed their heads and returned to our seats.Yu Huai didn't care, just opened his own exercise book as usual, didn't listen to the class, and continued to do it with peace of mind, as if he hadn't laughed out loud or been reprimanded by Zhang Feng just now, neither excited nor aggrieved. Powerful students like him and Han Xu naturally don't care about it, and they don't have to worry about Zhang Feng's words if they talk about their grades - those words are obviously aimed at students like me and Jian Jian. But I can't slow down.I was so happy just now, this class finally gave me a sense of belonging, very warm and happy, I didn’t expect to fall into Zhenhua’s ice hole again so soon. I sat there for a long time, not knowing what Zhang Feng was talking about, when suddenly a small note was thrust in front of me. "He's emotionally unstable now, probably because his wife just whipped him with the sole of his shoe this morning. Didn't you see the abnormal flush on his right cheek? You can bear it." puff.The right cheek flushed abnormally... I laughed and lay down on the table. In fact, it is likely that it was pressed when I was sleeping on my desk at noon, and it has not recovered yet.However, I couldn't help imagining Zhang Feng being whipped by his wife with the sole of his shoe, and I couldn't straighten up laughing. "However, don't you think Zhang Feng doesn't like Zhang Ping very much?" I said softly. He stopped writing, thought for a while, and nodded. Impressed by Zhang Ping's joyful temperament at the beginning of school, we all looked forward to this pair of old friends who grew up showing a little bit of unusual brotherhood.I've always felt that they are like legends, that is, the childhood and life-and-death friends that often appear in film and television dramas, but basically disappear in real life. However, even if Zhang Feng met Zhang Ping's enthusiastic smile when he was leaving get out of class, he only nodded slightly.He is also a newcomer who has just entered Zhenhua, but Zhang Feng looks like a senior teacher who has been around for decades. Yu Huai sighed. "To be honest, Zhang Ping's virtue is really fucking like unrequited love." Later Yu Huai said that he could somewhat understand Zhang Feng's mood. Zhang Ping's diligence from teaching to work is far behind Zhang Feng.It is conceivable that Zhang Feng must have been a hardworking and self-restraining good student when he was a student, while Zhang Ping probably just followed him with a foolish smile on his face.However, in elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university, there are so many hurdles of "survival of the fittest" by nature, this idiot who is neither as smart nor as hardworking as himself, has crossed the past leisurely, and is still together now. Entering Zhenhua, where many college students can't afford to spend money when they graduate, Zhang Feng probably has already been overwhelmed. It is true that they have been together since childhood, but no one said that if they are always together, they will become friends. I suddenly remembered that when they were in junior high school, they talked about Shen Qi, the number one queen, and Yu Zhouzhou, the second in the millennium.Shen Qi's first place is certainly admirable, but many people prefer the sweet Yu Zhouzhou, saying that she is very interesting and easy-going, and she is willing to go shopping, gossip and play games with everyone.However, such a "not so hard-working" Yu Zhouzhou, will Shen Xi, who is going all out, feel a lingering sense of powerlessness? There will always be a kind of person in the world who casually picks the fairy fruit that you have worked so hard to reach with a playful smile, and then shows an attitude that is not very rare. In fact, it is a bit hateful. I was still in a daze, Zhang Feng had already put away the textbook.The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Zhang Ping wandered in through the back door. "By the way, Zhang Ping," this time Zhang Feng took the initiative to say hello and walked over, "The students in your class..." I couldn't quite hear what they were whispering, but it seemed that Zhang Feng was worried about Zhang Ping. "At the end of the first year of high school, the class teacher will be readjusted. Do you still want to bring them to the third year of high school?! What has become of Duye?" This sentence is a bit harsh, but it warms my heart when I hear it. Sometimes, many relationships are not what they seem on the surface.The little sisters who go to the bathroom hand in hand may stab each other in the back a few times for the school girl's eyes, but the cold Zhang Feng actually cares about this old friend very much. Although it is still a poker face. I once asked Jian Jian, is Zhang Feng Han Xu's long-lost uncle?