Chapter 14 Chapter 14 Mi Xiaoai's "Battle of the Demon King"

The moon is dark and the wind is high. Room 2064 of the pet dormitory. Two female animals are sitting facing each other with strange expressions. Sky thunder, land mine, wind fire thunder, and shocking thunder struck by, and the two of them remained motionless. The two of them have always maintained a state of contempt, "humming humming humming" endlessly. "Flat cat, why don't we start the game tonight?" Bra brushed back his long green curly hair and raised his jaw slightly. "Slutty dog, how do you want to compare?" Mi Xiaoai followed suit, raising her chin even higher.

"Hmph, you decide the rules. I am a decathlon pet. You can go to the pet circle of the devil world and ask casually. Who doesn't know me, Brala?" Mi Xiaoai's heart trembled. She decided to give Brara some color and let her see what is human wisdom! "Well, I've come up with a few brain teasers. If you can answer, you can slap me; if you can't answer, you will be slapped obediently." Mi Xiaoai stirred Huahua's intestines and slapped a few The classic question is rounded up and ready to beat Bralla. Brara thought for a while, and readily agreed. HOHO~~~ Mi Xiaoai is gearing up and preparing to perform a martial arts show.

"First question: Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother, use an idiom." Mi Xiaoai's eyes flashed. "The truth (like) is revealed," Brahma said without even a second. Mi Xiaoai was punched in the left cheek. "Second question: Which number 30-50 is worse than bear poop?" "50?" "Wrong, 40 is better than bear poo (facts speak louder than words)." Bu Lala was punched in the chin with "Lushan Shengtian Break". "Who should I ask if I want to drink Wangqing Water?" Mi Xiaoai was about to come up with a trick. "I know that, Andy Lau!" Blalla showed a confident smile.

"Wrong, the answer is 'Aha'." Mi Xiaoai hiahiahiahia laughed four times, and slapped Bulala's right cheek again. "I don't agree." Brara touched his hot cheeks, sparks in his eyes. "Aha, give me a glass of Wangqing water, can't you sing?" Mi Xiaoai glanced at her. Brara was speechless. After a while, she took a breath and said, "Come again!" "Who is the flattest thing in fairy tales?" Mi Xiaoai was shaking with excitement. "Hehe, of course it's the prince, the prince is not □." Brala smiled triumphantly.

Mi Xiaoai slammed Blalla's left eye, and then said regretfully, "It's Little Red Riding Hood!" Brara was angry, "Little Red Riding Hood is not developed at all, it should be flat, what kind of brain teaser is this?" Mi Xiaoai chuckled, "Because Little Red Riding Hood's 'grandmother' was eaten by the big bad wolf." After listening to the answer, Brara cocked her mouth. She brewed up her feelings and punched Mi Xiaoai's right cheek. Now, Mi Xiaoai's left and right cheeks were finally symmetrical. "You hit me for Mao!" Mi Xiaoai was furious.

"Where is the flat cat~ Did you know that it was grandma who was eaten by Little Red Riding Hood, not 'grandma'!" She blew on her red and swollen fist and waved her hand, "This is the end of this turn, you don't want no one in the Demon Palace to recognize you tomorrow, do you?" Mi Xiaoai thought for a while, and felt that these words really made sense. She touched her face, it was already swollen to the top, and she regretted it immediately. If I had known it earlier, I wouldn't have had trouble with my own face. Mistake! ! However, Brara's face was so horrible!

In a fight between a woman and a woman, the comparison is not about winning or losing, but about whoever makes the other worse. These two pets look at me and I look at you, and each has a small calculation in their hearts to bring down the other. "Flat cat, you made the rules just now, now I will change it, do you dare?" Blala took advantage of the victory to pursue. "OK, you make a move." Mi Xiaoai didn't have much confidence in her words.She didn't know anything about the Demon World, and if Brara asked her about the Demon World, she would only be beaten. Brara took into account Mi Xiaoai's hesitation.

She posed gracefully, and said slowly, "I won't embarrass you, and I won't fight with you. I'm a temperamental pet. I'll just ask you a few business questions." Mi Xiaoai was dumbfounded. What is "business"? "Don't worry, it's all related to His Royal Highness the Demon King." Brara took out a little furry thing from □, put it on Mi Xiaoai's back with a smile. Just as Mi Xiaoai wanted to turn her head to see what it was, the thing slipped into her clothes. "That's 'Harlow', a lowly creature in the Beast Domain of the Demon Realm that is specially used to force the other party to tell the truth." Brara changed his posture, leaned against the bed, and said lazily.

"The truth?" Mi Xiaoai had an ominous premonition. "Hehe, Mi Xiaoai, what are you afraid of?" Blalla's expression became flustered. "I have nothing to be afraid of, just ask!" Mi Xiaoai felt the little thing named Harlow run to her chest, and then sucked on her heart like a suction cup, and stopped moving all of a sudden. . "Okay. What kind of monster do you think His Highness is?" Brara cut to the point. Mi Xiaoai has a big mouth. How does she feel that she is on "Kangxi Is Coming"? "Handsome, unrestrained, perfect, suave, gentle and considerate."

Mi Xiaoai thought: If I don't say good things about him, why don't you file a complaint immediately? As soon as the words fell, Haro released a high-voltage current on Mi Xiaoai's chest, and the corners of her mouth drooled from the direct shock. "Yo, are you lying?" Brahma smiled like a summer flower. "Hmph, this thing is not allowed!" Mi Xiaoai still wanted to speak hard. Brara squatted down in front of Mi Xiaoai with sympathetic eyes, she flicked Xiaoai's bangs, and said with concern, "Flat cat, don't say I didn't remind you, Harlow hates others to lie, if you don't want to be If you die by electric shock, just tell the truth obediently. Otherwise, you can figure it out!"

Mi Xiaoai gritted her teeth! "I'll ask you again, what kind of person do you think His Highness the Demon King is?" "Selfish, perverted, autocratic, bad-tempered, willful, dead fish eyes, iceberg face!" Mi Xiaoai blurted out. She held her breath, and it took two or three seconds for her to breathe a sigh of relief when she saw that Harlow hadn't responded. Hey, it seems that this Harlow has a fatal flaw! This defect is that as long as she speaks the truth, she will not be punished, but she is not required to tell the whole truth. In fact, she had other comments about His Royal Highness the Demon King. Brara took out a notebook and quickly recorded all of Mi Xiaoai's comments. A thunderbolt sounded behind Mi Xiaoai... "Bulala, you can't do this..." Mi Xiaoai softened. "You can't quit in the middle of the game." Brara glanced at Mi Xiaoai with a smile, and continued to ask, "Compared with His Royal Highness, Lord Xue, which one do you prefer?" Mi Xiaoai was stumped. She never thought about it. If the answer is wrong, is it necessary to get another mark? But, she doesn't know the answer! ! ! "If you answer that you don't know, the lightning strike will be magnified by three times. This is an interrogation monster. If you hear 'I don't know', you will directly torture and extract a confession." Bulala reminded "kindly". Mi Xiaoai started a strong ideological struggle. Is it snow? Xue is the most beautiful man she has ever seen. Although he is a bit perverted, he is still gentle, but his temper is always unpredictable.Mi Xiaoai always felt that Xue would kill her with a smile one day. Is it Liu? Liu's lines are rigid and strong, gray and ordinary~ But that girl's prototype really scared her enough, if it happens again, it's hard to guarantee that she won't stab him again. Student Mi Xiaoai felt very entangled. She decided to blame no one. "I don't even like it." She brazenly showed a nympho smile. Harlow moved jerkily on top of her. Mi Xiaoai thought that Harlow was about to launch a fatal lightning strike, so she closed her eyes in fright and pretended to wait for death. But little Harlow got out of her neckline angrily, and bounced back to Brala's hand. It murmured a few words, which made Brara dumbfounded. "Flat cat." Brara closed the book with a serious face. Mi Xiaoai's heart rate began to rise in a straight line. "Harlow doesn't want to be with you anymore," Bralla went on. "It says you like both." Mi Xiaoai resolutely despised herself. Uh, well, there is nothing wrong with liking, but liking is not love.It is said in many romantic dramas~ Brara glanced at Mi Xiaoai with a complicated expression, but hesitated to speak. "Sleep!" Blalla sighed, and turned off the light. Mi Xiaoai couldn't get used to being looked down upon by dogs, so she dug her paws deeply into the meat pad. Tomorrow, keep fighting! ! *** *** the next day. It was just dawn. Mi Xiaoai didn't sleep well all night. Her dark circles reached an unprecedented level of horror. She climbed down from the upper bunk and went to the toilet to wash her face and brush her teeth, only to find that her face was bruised and swollen as high as a steamed bun. Blame the damn Bralla! Mi Xiaoai applied cold water to her face for a while, but the swelling still couldn't go away. Hehe~ Judging from yesterday's situation, wouldn't Brala be even more miserable! She swaggered to the front of Brala's bed, flicked her flowing bangs, raised her eyebrows and said, "Slutty dog, can you still go to His Highness's place today?" No one answered. Mi Xiaoai lifted the bed curtain, and it was empty inside. Oh!She must have gone to Liu's place early! Despicable! !Too late to regret, Mi Xiaoai quickly tidied up her clothes and rushed to Liu's dormitory. Along the way, she scares away many maids. Mi Xiaoai knocked on the door, out of breath. The door is open. She tiptoed in. No one in the house? Mi Xiaoai was extremely disappointed.She wandered around the room, and finally saw a note on the coffee table. "Flat Cat, I will wait for His Highness to take a bath~ You can continue to sleep~!" At the bottom of the message, there was a dazzling dog paw print. Mi Xiaoai was so angry that her seven orifices smoked. bath? Mandarin duck bath? Damn, she's going too! Mi Xiaoai ignited the girl's fighting spirit and pressed the indoor elevator. "Please enter your name." A large screen appeared in the elevator, and there was a head of the devil in the lower right corner of the screen. "Mi-Xiao = Ai." Xiao Ai raised her paw and pressed her name. "Wrong answer, unable to start." A red cross appeared on the big screen. Halo, this elevator still recognizes people! Mi Xiaoai refused to give up, she thought about it, and entered "pet" again. The elevator started on its own, and the big screen suddenly turned into snowflakes, and after a few seconds, blurred images of Liu and Bulala were printed. Mi Xiaoai almost had a nosebleed. Nabrara was only wearing a leopard print bikini. She sat by the pool and wiped his back pretending to be sexy, as if she realized that Mi Xiaoai was looking at her, and Braara showed an outrageous smile towards the screen. Hey, by the way, why is Brala's face completely fine! Mi Xiaoai screamed! No wonder, no wonder Brala was beaten by her indifferently, so that guy has a way to return to his original appearance! An irreversible and temporary distortion occurred in Mi Xiaoai's psychological world. The elevator opened. Mi Xiaoai rushed out. Liu looked back at her, and twitched the corners of her mouth in amusement. "Your Highness, your cat is here." Brara raised her hips and sat on Liu's lap very naturally. Mi Xiaoai took off her jacket, revealing her cute two-piece swimsuit, and jumped into the warm water without saying a word. Grinning grinningly, she treads the water, giving Bralla goosebumps. The water splashed on Liu's face and flowed down his majestic chest muscles, making people flustered. Where is the shadow of Liu in Mi Xiaoai's eyes! She went into "self-destruct" mode. Mi Xiaoai's brain keeps locking on to the target in front of her. The theater in her brain scans Brala's face (Mi Xiaoai thinks so), and she uses the murderous gaze to lock the prey in front of her with infrared rays. Then, Comrade Mi Xiaoai Make a heroic act of righteousness, and said coolly: "The countdown to self-explosion has entered." Classmate Mi Xiaoai rushed towards Blala at high speed, and kicked straight to Blala's face. Bulala bent back 180 degrees and fell down, then rebounded and jumped up, making Mad Dog 36 legs. Mi Xiaoai couldn't dodge in time, her little head hit the edge of the pool, and she was so dizzy that she couldn't see Bulala clearly anymore. Her self-destruction mode has entered □. Xiao Ai impromptu uses the Drunken Cat Fist, using his softness to overcome the rigidity, causing Bulala to retreat steadily. These two crazy pets staged "Cat Punch Dog Leg" in the bathtub. After 10 minutes of fierce fighting between Brara and Mi Xiaoai, they were exhausted and had an intermission. Xiao Ai was sweating all over, and immediately felt refreshed. She was not reconciled to being left out in the cold by Liu, no matter what she thought of Bulala, she didn't like it. The little guy washed himself, walked towards Liu with twists and turns, his eyes were wider than Zhao Wei's.She tried to blink her brown eyes to look like stars, and licked her lower lip like Aunt Britney. "Your Highness~" Mi Xiaoai didn't know what was wrong with her, as long as she thought of Liu letting Bralla □, she would feel uncomfortable all over her body. She thought, she was still fighting. Definitely not jealous! This is strategy!strategy! ! Mi Xiaoai's little butt was so twisted that it was almost cramping, she supported her waist, and said in a coquettish voice, "Your Highness, how can you forget my little love when you take a bath~~~" Liu and Brala froze in place when they heard the words. Mi Xiaoai's eyelashes fluttered "swipe", she imitated the charming mature women on TV, and hung her white and tender paws on Liu's neck, "Your Highness, let me wipe your back~" Liu's deep eyes glowed a little dark green, he held her in his arms, and whispered in her ear, "Why didn't you see you being so active before?" Mi Xiaoai's heart skipped half a beat, she thought, it must be because the water temperature was too high. She winked and said in a charming voice, "That's because I didn't study hard before, but now I realize the importance of business~" In other words, she has never seen Liu's eyes turn dark green. What kind of emotion does this color represent? Mi Xiaoai secretly observed Bulala not far away, and saw that Bulala put her hands on her hips and stopped fighting with her for the devil king. In other words, she won this battle~! Mi Xiaoai snickered, and was about to take back the claws hanging on Liu's neck, but was grabbed by Liu. "Your Highness?" Mi Xiaoai didn't understand what Liu wanted to do. Liu clasped her right hand, put it on her hard chest, and slowly moved it down until it was submerged in the water. Mi Xiaoai blushed so much that she was about to smoke! Aww, are you going to be "eaten"? ? "Liu... Liu Liu Liu Liu... Me, me, me..." Mi Xiaoai's tongue was tied, and she forgot her honorific title. Liu stopped Mi Xiaoai's hand somewhere in front of her chest. He enjoyed her panic, and whispered a sentence—— "Pet. Here is the wound you left."