Chapter 6 Chapter 6: The Birth of the Incompetent Little Pet That Has Been the Nation’s Attention

magic palace. Pet apartment. At 18 o'clock in the evening. "Listen to me: Tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of His Highness the Demon King's official ascension to the throne. His Highness the Demon King will take a special car to have intimate contact with the demon crowd in Xuyu City. The three of you are His Highness's most important personal pets, and you must cooperate with the Royal Highness. The magic army will do a good job in protecting His Highness. In addition, you need to choose one person to accept the live interview on the national broadcast of SB TV. Remember, you need to create a tall and perfect political image of His Highness from the side! Uh, you rely on If you have a relationship, you don’t have to attend.” The pet steward, Jean Wei’an, Lumbaba Bresno, Yuwensky, Maomao Ali Nobel, gave ideological education to the three pets with different expressions.

Don't doubt that her name is indeed so long.It is said that starting from her ancestors, the names of her family can make low-level pets out of breath. In order to improve work efficiency, she licensed her pets to call her Ann. The incompetent pet she said came in by virtue of her relationship is our great heroine, Comrade Mi Xiaoai. How this girl traveled through time, I still don’t want to recall it, so I can only interview her after my anger subsides. "I have a draft in my hand. Anyone of you who wants to be interviewed must memorize these questions and answers for me all night. If there are any mistakes in the answers tomorrow, they will be sent directly to the Forest of Evil Ghosts. Is there anyone who volunteers?"

Mi Xiaoai's stomach was rumbling with hunger. She is insisting on not eating centipedes, earthworms and other devil food.She was looking forward to the fried starfish that could be served in the cafeteria tonight, which she could still swallow with her eyes closed. "Then, Manager An, can I go back to the dormitory first?" Mi Xiaoai felt that such an important task had nothing to do with her.Anyway, she was given to Xun by Aoi as a gift, and Xun has long disliked her, so she must stay by her side to show that she attaches great importance to this friendship. "No. If Hexi wants to stay and take care of tomorrow's interview and security matters, you are not allowed to go back to the dormitory. You will sleep in His Highness's room tonight and take care of His Highness's daily life and tomorrow morning's scavenging ceremony on behalf of Xi. Wait until the special car comes to pick you up Your Highness, go back and rest." Wei An glanced at Xiao Ai, his face full of impatience.

Haha, it's not like she hasn't served Xun before.That guy's temperament is unpredictable, and his demands are outrageous, which made her tremble all day long.Later, he finally made a major mistake and was thrown to Xue by Zuo. It is said to be training, but in fact Xiao Ai suspects that if Princess Brin was not so jealous and wanted to drag her back to the magic palace, she would still be staying in Xue's palace now. "Okay, then I'll go to His Highness." Xiao Ai bowed helplessly, closed the door and retreated. Fortunately, there is no task for her in tomorrow's ceremony.She can only serve tea and water, and even the basic survival skills to please men are the worst among the ornamental pets that came in in the same batch.

Mi Xiaoai walked alone in the magic palace. The area of ​​the magic palace cannot be explained in terms of squares. Xiao Ai once estimated the height of the magic palace outside, but finally she gave up.The clouds that kept drifting over covered the upper end of the Demon Palace, making it difficult for people to see where its top was. The internal structure of the magic palace is very similar to a maze.If ordinary people are lucky enough to come here, they will definitely starve to death and cannot find an exit.Every room here looks the same from the outside, the corridors here turn around, the furnishings here are basically plain milky white, and the maids here are neatly dressed.If it weren't for Mi Xiaoai's cat nose that could sniff out the smell of Ruan's body within a radius of 100 miles, it would be impossible to find his dormitory easily.

Mi Xiaoai stopped in front of an oval gate with a gold-plated frame. She took a deep breath, suppressed a sweet and greasy voice, and said softly, "Your Highness, I will serve you dinner." There was no sound for a long time. Mi Xiaoai thought that maybe the voice was too low, so she raised the volume a few levels, knocked on the door again and said, "Your Highness, please open the door." There was a slight sound from inside. Mi Xiaoai was sure that Yan must be inside. Damn, he didn't come to open the door!Xiao Ai was extremely upset, and had no choice but to look at people's faces. Finally, after asking dozens of times, she lost her patience and pushed the door lightly to break in.

Xun is undressing. Mi Xiaoai's legs seemed to have taken root on the ground, and she didn't know whether to move forward or retreat. Yan's face was extremely ugly. "Still closing the door?!" Ruan's movements froze in mid-air. His lower abdomen is firm and powerful, his skin is shining with wheat-colored light, his curves are strong and firm, and his figure has the beauty of a leopard. In short, Mi Xiaoai almost drools when he looks at it. If the pronoun of Xue is charming, then the pronoun of Yan must be sexy. Mi Xiaoai quickly closed the door, and then had to stand facing the wall, waiting for Lu to get dressed.

"Come here." Ruan's voice was full of deep texture, and it was a kind of enjoyment to listen to it. The devil, as expected of a devil, with a voice, body, face, and personality, there is no one who is not a devil! ! Mi Xiaoai didn't dare to look at him, and out of awe of him, she had to turn her head to the other side and walk sideways towards Ruan. "Wait for me to take a bath." What?Shower again! Mi Xiaoai felt a little dizzy on her forehead. I just took an unpleasant mandarin duck bath with Xue last night, and I'm going to do it again today? ! "Back, back to Your Highness, I'm not feeling very well today... Well, that's coming on my body..." Mi Xiaoai came up with a bad idea.

Hey, devil king, devil king, aren't you afraid of the smell of lower creatures, you want me to take a bath with you?Then I will let you see what is called "blood-stained style"~! Yan turned around and stared at Mi Xiaoai, with a half-smile in her eyes. "Sure enough, it's an inferior creature. I asked you to rub my back, not to take a bath with me." Yan opened the closet, took out a bathrobe, and threw it at Xiao Ai, "I really don't know what you're thinking about. what!" "Obviously pretending to be something different from you." Mi Xiaoai hummed softly, not daring to let Ruo hear.

Xun pressed the button of the indoor elevator, and with a "ding", the door opened. "Come in." Ruo pressed down on the elevator door, waiting for Xiao Ai to come in together. Xiao Ai was holding a lot of bathing utensils, and she couldn't free her hands. She used both hands and feet, and didn't even keep her mouth idle. She took a bath towel and stumbled into the elevator. Ruo frowned, reached out and pulled out the towel from Xiao Ai's mouth and threw it out, then closed the elevator and pressed the button for the 13th floor. "Ah, that bath towel..." Without the bath towel in her mouth, Xiao Ai could finally speak normally.

"I don't need to wipe myself with dirty things that have saliva from lower creatures." The corners of Ruan's mouth curved, and she looked down at Mi Xiaoai. Mi Xiaoai has been hit by Xue, and has a good ability to resist these words.She took Xun's words as if the cricket had farted, and cheerfully stopped taking it to heart. Seeing that Xiao Ai did not respond at all, she felt a little bored, so she stopped talking. There was another "ding", and the elevator door opened. Mi Xiaoai looked at the scenery in front of her, and it took a long time to come back to her senses! ! This, this, isn't this indoors? ! Why is there a blue sky and white clouds hot spring beach? Yan walked straight out of the elevator, without looking back, and said, "Hurry up." Mi Xiaoai looked at Ruan's back, complaining in her heart. Damn, he has long legs, right?Bullying her short, right? Humph, Mi Xiaoai's eyeballs rolled up again: Devil King, let's see what I can do to you later! There are smog and fragrance here, clear water and green mountains.Looking around, there are hundreds of hot springs of different sizes, bursting out a steady stream of hot water. Dare to feel that the elevators in the demon world are different from those in the human world, you can go wherever you think of, sure enough, technology is the primary productive force! Ruo walked ahead in stride, his gaze swept over several nearby pools intentionally or unintentionally, and finally stopped in front of a dark pool. Then, he hooked Xiao Ai: "Pet, come here." Halo, she has a name, her name is Mi Xiaoai! Mi Xiaoai ran over with a hypocritical smile, and asked obsequiously, "Your Highness, do you have any orders?" "Untie this bath towel for me." Yan pointed to the white bath towel on her lower body. Can't you figure it out yourself?Mi Xiaoai is going crazy! Xue didn't exaggerate to such an extent! "Hurry up." Ruan's tone revealed obvious anger. "Yes, Your Highness." Mi Xiaoai hypnotized herself, telling herself repeatedly that the person in front of her was not a man, but a baby, who wet the bed and was waiting for her to change her diaper. Well, there is nothing impure about changing a baby's diaper. She managed to convince herself, closed her eyes and stretched out her small hand to touch it all the way. Untie the towel, right?I'll explain it to you, explain it to you! Xiao Ai's hand was groping for the knotted part of the bath towel on Xun's lower abdomen, hey, why is it so strange, shouldn't there be two knots?Why is there only one here? Mi Xiaoai felt that this was a bit weird, so she tightened her hands and carefully found the other end of the slipknot in the raised place. "That's enough!" Ruan gasped and roared. Mi Xiaoai opened her eyes, looking at Ruan's flushed handsome face incomprehensibly. What did she do wrong again? Mi Xiaoai's eyes shot down from Ruan's angry face, and stayed on her hands. Then, the decibels of her scream caused several mouthfuls of hot spring water to resonate. OMG!Where is the knotted part, that is obviously the key part of the devil! ! Mi Xiaoai was frozen under Ruan's cold eyes. Xun untied the bath towel, revealing her slender and strong thighs, and walked down to the hot spring. Mi Xiaoai glanced at him, feeling a burst of regret in her heart: I knew I would have opened my eyes just now, this guy is clearly still wearing underwear! Ruan's anger gradually dissipated in the comfortable spring water.After a while, he beckoned again, "Wipe my back." Mi Xiaoai repeatedly agreed, not daring to make any more mistakes. She rolled up her sleeves, soaked her hands in the hot spring to warm them up, and then put them on Ruan's back. I heard, just heard, it seems that last time a pet wiped Ruan's back with a cold hand, and it never appeared in the palace again. oh!His skin is so soft! Mi Xiaoai vigorously rubbed Ruan's smooth back, observing Ruan's expression while rubbing. Xun just closed his eyes in enjoyment, his side face was like a statue full of artistic sense, every corner was full of deadly temptation. "Pet, what did you learn from Xue?" Ruo was in a good mood today. "Well, I learned some skills to please His Highness." Mi Xiaoai blurted out. "Oh? For example." Xun was rarely curious. "Uh...for example, acting coquettishly, winking, and dancing." Mi Xiaoai felt embarrassed when she said the words. Halo, what did she learn from Xue! "Winning?" Yan turned around slowly, and looked at Mi Xiaoai in disbelief, "You don't have the talent." That's right, she didn't have the talent, but when the words came out of Xun's mouth, the taste changed, and it severely damaged classmate Mi Xiaoai's national pride. She decided to give him a good treatment. "Your Highness, I learned a massage technique from Xue. It is said that it will refresh people. Do you want to try it?" "casual." YES!Classmate Mi Xiaoai clacked her knuckles. She sat down on the bank, stretched out her feet, and pretended to press on Ruan's back.She has read some books on Chinese medicine, so she knows a little bit about the acupoints of the human body. Since the demon king is wearing a human coat, he shouldn't be far behind. Xun was really comfortable being massaged by Xiao Ai, she narrowed her eyes slightly and relaxed her vigilance. Classmate Mi Xiaoai kicked the "Foshan Wuying Kick" with lightning speed and hit the middle of the spine directly, but unexpectedly, this student would not bend down sooner or later, but at this time, he bent down to wash his hands. foot. So, Comrade Mi Xiaoai fell into the hot spring unfortunately, fell and ate shit. Yan couldn't help but sneered, and mocked, "Can't you be more stable?" Classmate Mi Xiaoai got up in embarrassment, suddenly felt itchy all over her body, and couldn't help giggling endlessly. "Why does it seem like something is biting my body, haha, it's so itchy~" Mi Xiaoai laughed so hard that she felt convulsed. "This is a demon fish that feeds on human horniness. Don't come here again tomorrow morning." Ruo Bai said thoughtfully as if she hadn't. "But for the sake of safety, I want to accompany you in the scavenging ceremony tomorrow morning." "No need. Your task tomorrow is to stay as far away from me as possible." After washing her body clean, she pushed onto the shore with one hand, and it was rare for a gentleman to pull Xiao Ai up. When Xiao Ai thought that she could sleep in tomorrow morning, she was so happy from ear to ear. Luky, I can finally sleep well~ *** *** Early the next morning, just after dawn, Mi Xiaoai was grabbed from the bed in the dormitory by her ears. "Who is it!" Mi Xiaoai has the urge to get up, and she always gets angry very easily when she wakes up early in the morning. After seeing who was coming, Mi Xiaoai's arrogance was immediately extinguished. "Mr. An, good morning..." Wei An's face was against the light, and she could still see the confusion and gloom, she shouted at Mi Xiaoai angrily: "Hurry up and change into this clothes for me! Hurry up and recite the lines for me!! Hurry up!!! " "But... isn't that Ruohexi's work... His Royal Highness the Demon King told me last night that I should stay as far away from him as possible...I..." Mi Xiaoai couldn't figure it out. "It's too late!! If one of Hexi suffers from food poisoning and the other is unconscious, who else will come to call you!" Wei An jumped up anxiously. Mi Xiaoai really hoped that she could also be unconscious. She still wanted to say something, but Wei An stripped her clothes twice and forced her into a maid outfit. This maid outfit was obviously not her size, wearing it on her made her feel a little flustered. "This is the draft, and His Highness will leave in two hours. Today, you have to take on two duties, one is to protect His Highness's safety and one is to accept an interview with Yuji." OMG!She doesn't know any magic, and she is not a press spokesperson!Why is it so hard to be a pet these days? Mi Xiaoai is the first and the second is older. Fortunately, her academic performance is among the best, and her rote memory ability is extraordinary. Anyway, it is no problem to memorize the next press release. Her pride was shattered the moment she got the manuscript. Wei An put an ultra-thick printed matter in Mi Xiaoai's hands.The thickness of that book is no less than that of the four great classics. Mi Xiaoai opened her mouth, but saw Wei An showing two sickles from behind, and asked sharply, "Is there any problem?" "No... no problem." At 9 o'clock in the morning, the special car of the devil stopped at the main entrance of the palace. Xiao Ai followed behind Ruan, repeatedly recalculating the content of the draft in her mind. Just now, when she was waiting for Xun's arrival at the door, she heard the maids discussing the truth about Ruohexi's inability to attend in private. Gongdou!See Gongdou again! It turned out that if Ruo was unwilling to be a combat pet, she wanted to double as a civilian pet, so she poured medicine into Xi's teacup, telling her not to wake up for a week.It's just that Ruo Ruo didn't expect that Xi had already read her mind, and added colorless and odorless cow dung Wudu powder to Ruo's lunch one step ahead. So, the two were poisoned and sent to the emergency room at the same time last night. And Mi Xiaoai became the cannon fodder for their intrigue. Good people are deceived by demons!Mi Xiaoai's life would be worse than death. She followed Ruan's ass without dignity, fearful. Ruo glanced at her, and casually threw out a sentence: "If you make any unforgivable mistakes today, I will feed you to the war beast." So, Mi Xiaoai's hard-fought day has officially begun.