Chapter 33 historic chaos

The afternoon sun is very warm, and my mood is exceptionally good.After a whole morning of fuss, I have to rest and recharge my energy, and go shopping for lanterns at night. Sitting under the shade of a tree in the small house, we sat with Chu Ci, Chu Fan, Ye Zi and I, drank tea, waited for the dark, and then went out to enjoy the scenery. The door was knocked lightly, as if with a weak sigh. I put down my teacup and floated towards the door, isn't it for the water bill?Ha ha…… The moment the door opened, the red color flew up, and the pale and charming person hugged me and kissed me affectionately...

I was really intoxicated, so intoxicated that after being carried away, I kicked my legs very dissatisfied. "Don't touch him! He's hurt!" A loud roar stopped Chu Ci's angry fist and Chu Fan's palm. Chu Ci raised my chin and turned to him, wiped my lips hard with his hand, then...then...then as if screaming, he kissed... MD!Our new and old grudges must be counted!If I can't kill you, I'll live in vain even if I'm aunt! God, are you going to kill me?My lip was bitten by Chu Ci, and when I glanced at the fox, I caught a glimpse of another figure——Huanzhi!

O God, O Earth, O Air!Who am I to offend?God, are you kidding me?On such a bright day, you actually let down thunder?ah?what!what!what! I no longer want to go shopping greedily and be followed by a lot of handsome guys!God, if you still refuse to forgive me, just kill me!Live as a sex girl, and die as a sex ghost.Even if you go to the underworld, male sex will be accepted! Although there are many things to think about, it is just a matter of a moment.The person has been carried away from Chu Ci's arms, and has been 'thrown' aside by Qin Ge.Dizzy, he asked tremblingly in his heart: Qin Ge is here too?

The scene was very chaotic, who and who carried it?Who made the move with whom?Who got into a bunch with whom?Who is with whom?What's going on, my TNND eyes are blurred, I don't know at all! I can only shake the scene by throwing bowls again!Unfortunately, no one stopped.It seems that you can only throw someone with a bowl.I picked up the tea bowl and started throwing it at the chaotic scene... one, two, three, four, five... "Ah...!!!" The confusion finally stopped.I felt a warm liquid running down my forehead.Why am I always the one who's hurt? TNND, the thrown teacup actually flew back and hit my forehead!Depressed... unlucky...

The nonsense one after another, Dan Yi, made me so upset.He simply closed his eyes and threw himself on the grass without looking at or paying attention to anyone. Something was tapped on my forehead, it was cool and cool, it should be Huanzhi who was applying the medicine for me. Then...for a long time...and then...for a long time...there was no sound at all?all gone?Wait a little longer... After a long time, a long time... Still no movement... My smile crept up to the corner of my mouth unconsciously, and a carp flipped up from the grass... Then, I automatically lay down again, and continued to pretend to be a mummy...

You must know that mummies are not easy to pretend, they have to be motionless... ah~~~~ah~~~~ I can't pretend anymore!Sit up... All the eyes shot at me, all the doubts, all the questions, all the anger, which made the small courtyard very crowded. That being said: if the enemy does not move, I will not move.But... it's meaningless to rely on it, isn't it? I looked around, Fox, Huanzhi, Chu Fan, Chu Ci, Ye Zi, and... Qin Ge. "Haha... Don't you think that today's crowds are full? Hahahaha... Everyone who celebrates the holidays came to see me. I'm really moved." I'm used to laughing to act as panic in my heart.

"Today I am treating guests to dinner! Everyone must join us!" Still no one paid any attention to me. "I'm going out to buy groceries, you just wait..." If there is a rocket, I will run on it.If there is no rocket, I really want to set my butt on fire and be a monkey. Dead leaf purple!I hate you!The thing I, Xiao Nonger, regret most in my life is raising a white-eyed wolf like you!You... you actually closed the door!There is also an expression of watching the show, you are gloating, you are not human!I can't forgive!But... endure! "Ye Zi, you... are so cute!" I smiled, and my devil's claws touched his face... Damn!It flashes so fast.My hand was still a little away from the door, really just a little bit away, and my movements automatically stiffened...

I stomped my feet, gritted my teeth, and turned my head: "Let's go! Let's go to the 'Qiong Jin Building'!" There is no way to hide. This sentence is not only for me, but also for the owner of the 'Qiong Jin Building'. ... When I went back with a large army, the boss was still smiling, it was called adoration, it made my goosebumps all over my body.Especially when he saw these handsome and handsome people behind me, he admired me without saying a word.It's just short of kowtow, drinking, and begging.After seeing the blood flow incident on my head, I immediately scanned the men behind me for a new round, wondering who was so kind.

Sitting on the "Qiong Jin Building", under the eyes of many adoring eyes (we temporarily sum up all the cluttered eyes as worship, thank you...), I will describe in detail the heroic incident that I taught the mouse and the old donkey here a few days ago. Inside and outside, plus hands and feet turned it over and over again, making everyone laugh into a ball of cotton... why is it called cotton, because... I want to go... Humph!Which fake of each laughing, feebly!Anyway, I have to work hard, my harem must not catch fire first, hold on, hold on!We must wait until I find the map and trick them to 'Smooth' before we talk.

When the story is over, I'm dumbfounded.I've been the one talking all the time, there's no one to talk to, and it's not easy to act like me in a one-person drama, at least give me a round of applause.Everyone looks at me, I look at the table... If I put medicine in the vegetables and make them faint, will it work? If I run away by going to the toilet, will it work? What if I suddenly fainted? if…… My eyes flicked around the table, as if I was studying its growth pattern with great concentration, determining its life course, and looking for the legend of the table.The chair under my buttocks, with my two legs raised up, swayed back and forth, creaking and telling my disturbed mood.

"Pa..." When a person is unlucky, even if he goes home and sleeps, the needles hidden in the quilt will pierce his skin forever.Although many hands stretched out to me in horror, I didn't want to get up from the ground at all.When I saw my bleeding calf, I felt a sense of sadness... When the chair is not satisfied with standing on two legs, rebellion is inevitable, and my injury is inevitable!When it was unbearable tormented by my non-stool and suddenly broke, my buttocks landed first.Perhaps due to the fierce force, I didn't give me any chance to grab things.People can catch branches when they fall off a cliff, but I, a chair fall contestant, can't even catch any man!God, if I can't catch them, can't they catch me?These men are also called masters?Broken chairs, rotten wood, I really don't blame you, but these men are really unforgivable!What are they thinking?Did the head let the fart bounce, or let the donkey cart scratch it? After I completed a series of difficult tones of exclamation, I fell to the ground, and my legs were bleeding from the broken wooden spikes, these guys realized the importance of me, and they rushed to pick me up, but no one She couldn't get into me either, the girl is still sitting on the ground, grinning in pain. Let's fight, let's make a mess!It's best not to stop until I die of pain! But after seeing the anxious eyes of 'Qiong Jinlou', I decided to do a good deed.Don't tear down other people's places.After all, the boss is a buddy and doesn't charge me money for meals.Otherwise, I must ask him to pay for the damage!What broken chair?Rotten wood! I am lucky in Dantian, ready to have a super explosion.But my body was suddenly picked up, shattering the roar that had reached my throat.I blinked, watched the scuffle stop, counted the people, and there was no one missing, then... who is holding me? I raised the corners of my eyes cautiously, and my heartbeat was forced to stop, because I was afraid of seeing a man who had something to do with me. Wow!Scared me to death, it was a false alarm, it turned out to be the second son.I smiled awkwardly at him, and he looked back at me blankly.Isn't it right, Xiaoerzi, you actually played Shen Shen with me? The broken clock of time must be broken.There is no ticking, all is as still as a grave. I pointed to my forehead and lifted my calf. Of course, this action revealed the scar on my wrist again, and I blinked pitifully: "Leave me alone for a while, you all go." Nobody moved. "Then... Huanzhi, you come to hug me. No, no, you came to bandage me." Damn, if I don't go to the doctor at this time, I will smash my head, not my butt. Signaled to Xiao Erzi to put me on the chair.I lifted my legs and put them on the table.Huanzhi is injured, so I want to ensure that he reduces the arc of his movements as much as possible.Although every man looks bad, but I don't care about you, I am the one who is hurt now. After everything was dealt with, I saw how I was injured at three points and one line, and I actually laughed out loud. "Hahaha... Look at my injuries. They are all on the left side, left forehead, left wrist, and left calf. If you don't know, you may think that I did it on purpose. Otherwise, each of you will stab your left side, and it will all be treated as a wound." It's popular today! Hahaha... Just kidding, just kidding. Don't really poke it, or I will feel bad." MD, it's really hard, he is injured, and he has to be responsible for adjusting the atmosphere. "Fox, Huanzhi, Qin Ge, you stay at home dishonestly, what do you come to me for?" Why can't these wounded men recover from their injuries before going out? Fox: "Nonger, I miss you..." Huanzhi: "Today is Qixi Festival..." Qin Ge: "I'm afraid you miss me!" People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed?Float, take a stab, float, another stab.Although the soldiers did not see the blade, I was already covered in blood. "It's no fun to celebrate the holidays by yourself, just come to me, hehe..." He laughed dryly. "That's not too much for me alone." Xiao Erzi interrupted suddenly. The atmosphere was very weird, and it wasn't something that a little wild girl like me could control.I have to think of something to divert everyone's attention. "Xiao Er! Serve the food!" The soprano played a unique role again. I slammed the dishes desperately, and yelled inarticulately: "Eat, eat, eat more, I treat guests..." I thought in my head, how can I deal with these plague gods?Everyone said they wanted to have fun today, but seeing their posture, I can't be optimistic about it.Everyone didn't move, they just stared straight at me, the questioning eyes, as if they were going to swallow me alive, to relieve their hatred.Brothers, I am a sick person, please pay attention to your attitude, your behavior will affect my recovery mood. He slapped his chopsticks on the table vigorously: "Give me a meal! Go shopping after eating, pick up chicks after shopping! Look at you guys without nutrition! I will let you know what is called 'Invincible Yushu Linfeng girl' later." See girls love cars, see the super invincible crackling, bang, bang, bang bang on the car—the king of picking up girls!’ Don’t tell me you don’t understand what it means to pick up girls, it’s just chasing girls, don’t you understand? It’s just chasing girls...haha...eat! No leftovers allowed !" This is called power, some people started filling their stomachs with food, some started drinking, but no one spoke... I saw that the fox only drank and didn't eat, fearing that his wounds would be unbearable, so he stupidly picked up a piece of chicken and sent it to his bowl.And this action, only half done, was severely frozen in the middle by all eyes, and the chopsticks I stretched out were in a dilemma.Fox, I can't hurt you, then...hehe, Chu Ci, I'm sorry. When I turned my chopsticks, the chicken fell into the bowl of Chu Ci, and I gave a sweet smile: "Eat more." Woman, don't offend me, or...hehe, you will suffer!Look, the current Chu Ci has been riddled with countless eyes.Haha... It's just a small mistake of punishing you for kissing me in front of them.Let's play again later, we will have a wonderful game, so that you dare to sneak into my bed casually. The decisive battle of eight men and one woman A group of us swayed into the 'Qing Zhai' mightily, and no one understood why I came here. The fox looked very happy, and gave me a charming smile from time to time, but I understand the paleness in this smile. I didn't lead people to the singing and dancing hall, but turned into the backyard, where I used to live, a place I have always been very familiar with. The fox ordered his servants to set out some good wine and some side dishes. I picked up the wine glass: "I was out just now, no matter how much I drank, I didn't enjoy myself. Now I'm in my own place, everyone must be drunk! Today is July 7th. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl will meet in the sky, and we single people will meet on the ground. Have fun. Be sure to drink and sing, no matter how much the night is! Come on, do it!" This time, this group of men really took pride in themselves and drank all of them. "Since I said that I'm going to lead you guys to pick up chicks later, I won't make a mistake. Today, I want to show you how good Xiao Nonger is, haha..." "Do me a favor, move Chu Ci to my room." Pointing to the unconscious person. "Daiyi?" Fanfan was concerned about his elder brother's unknown fate. "Don't worry, I'm just teaching him a little lesson, don't worry about it, it won't hurt him anyway." Qin Ge: "Did he offend you?" Nong'er: "Of course, otherwise why would I put medicine in his wine. Don't be too wordy, the medicine will wear off in a while, hurry up and put him in my house. Fox, stay with Qinge and let the others have fun." Wait for me, see you later!." Huanzhi, Ye Zi, and the second son, who were ignorant, please go away, pushing Fanfan away. The three of us started whispering and giggling secretly.The world is such a wonderful place. One second before, we were fighting each other, but now we are happy. ... In the "Qing Zhai", there are colorful powders, dazzling, and singing every night. There are two types of women, one is a prostitute who is enchanting and beautiful, and the other is a client who wears a veil. There are three types of men, one is the client who hunts for sex, the other is the man who is hunted by women, and the other is the man who is hunted by men.It seems that there were not a small number of people who had this hobby in ancient times. With the sound of gongs and drums, people excitedly stared at the fresh male sex that was about to be released on the stage.The figures in the audience were swaying, the cups and plates were intertwined, and the candlelight was flickering, which made people's greedy faces look a little coquettish. The drum stops, the curtain moves. Everyone was amazed at the domineering beauty in front of them.No one would have imagined that the man behind the curtain could be charming in his majesty, and enchanting in his arrogance.It seems that my hard work was not in vain. It is true that people depend on clothes and horses depend on saddles.This man's handsome figure is frivolously hung with a thin layer of vaguely transparent thin sand, the looming strong curves, the ups and downs are actually a fantasy that arouses infinite reverie.Those usually sharp eyes are now half-closed as if drunk.She leans lazily on the bed with her whole body, and her slender legs overlapped, seducing men and women all the time. Although he is clear-headed, he is a "semi-asleep" person, that is, he wants to move, but can't move; he wants to sleep, but can't fall asleep.You can only let me manipulate you, haha... However, Chu Ci, you still have to thank my subordinates for being merciful. After all, you are a general, and you must take care of your face. I painted you a very suitable makeup, and no one should recognize it. If you come out, you can feel at ease in the 'Love Room' and be a night's servant, haha... Everyone shouted for prices one after another, the more noisy and hotter, there were men and women.It fully proved the excellent potential of this man as a young lady.When the rounds of bargaining came to an end, an old bad guy actually bought Chu Ci for a night with a thousand taels of gold. I saw Chu Ci's half-closed eyes filled with a bloodthirsty red light. It seemed that I was really playing with him angry. Everyone was so overwhelmed by the old man's price that they couldn't speak.Indeed, a thousand taels of gold makes me excited just thinking about it.I saw the old man's smug expression, and repeatedly fired at Chu Ci, hoping to get the best impression of him.It's a pity that Chu Ci couldn't speak, and was hit by Qin Ge's Ya acupuncture point, otherwise he would spit to death you. Seeing the bad old man, trembling excitedly, he shook to Chuci... "Wait!" A beautiful man with a paper fan in his hand, a brocade hat on his head, a romantic and handsome man, appeared with catwalks.The peony pattern all over the body is in full bloom.This person laughed quite wildly, a little rascal, a little ruffian, and there was an indescribable charm in his flicks.However, if you look carefully, you will find that this person's left leg is a bit awkward. No one stopped him, he swayed in front of the young man who was bidding tonight, gently lifted the half-naked man's chin with a fan, raised the corners of his teasing mouth, and teased loudly: "Come on, let me have a look, If you look coquettish enough, I will accept it, lest you be harmed by that bad old man." When Chu Ci saw me, he was taken aback for a moment, and then stared at me with incomparable resentment, as if he could poke two good holes out of me, ha... "You...you...who do you call a bad old man?" The old guy who was planning to spend one thousand taels of gold started to tremble from my anger.Maybe if I'm not angry with him, he'll tremble too. "Speaking of others, am I sorry for you?" I didn't want to argue with him, but I couldn't control my tongue.Hey... You know, spit foam is a place to beautify your face, and it should not be wasted easily. "You...you...you..." He repeated one word for most of the day.The hand covering my chest and the hand pointing at me are like shaking sand. "Congratulations, old man, you finally learned to speak your own words. You speak very well, but if you like, you can go home and continue practicing. Please..." I politely made a gesture of please. "You... you... wait for the old man! Cough cough... this little boy, I... I... I want... cough cough... I'm going to make a deal!" He actually threatened me and said he was going to make a deal Resignation?Ha... I really don't want to conflict with you, it's a big holiday, but you are too unselfish.It's disgusting to harm young people even at such an old age! "Bad old man, what do you want for a young man? Ten percent of your stuff has shrunk into quail eggs, right?" Hearing what I said, how many people died laughing.I saw men, women, young and old in the audience laughing into a mess. And my group of relatives and friends also became chaotic and trembling. The most exaggerated one was Qin Ge, who completely disregarded her image, opened her mouth wide, and laughed endlessly. Chu Fan was half anxious, half blushing, looking at me in embarrassment. The trembling shoulders of the fox are like swaying red flowers. Huanzhi still looked at me playfully. Ye Zi smiled and rolled my eyes from time to time. The second son pursed his lips, expressionless.But there was nothing left in those eyes, which were already drowned by the smile.I understand the reason why you don't join us. You are all officials at the court, and you don't see those who look up. It's better to keep a low profile. Being an official is really tiring. Let's talk about that bad old man, who has been supported by his family and left the stage.It seems that the capacity of the human heart is really limited. "Baby, why don't you come with me tonight?" The fan closed, and the classic style of teasing continued: picking the chin. Chu Ci looked at me with anger and amused, of course, the former accounted for ninety-nine percent, and the latter...you can figure it out yourself.Anyway, he's almost on the verge of collapse, so I'll let him go, after all, it's a one-night couple, look at how kind I am!If I had followed my original plan, I would have found a man for him, then stunned him, made him wake up in the morning thinking that he was fucked by a man, made him misunderstand, made him crazy, made him feel so painful, made him... Still don't make him hate me, all this game is over, thanks for watching!As for you, leave the theater money and go! Get Chu Ci to rest in the fox's den, and he will regain his strength in about two hours.And I still have some time to hang out with everyone. Now I finally understand why Qin Ge loves to use fans so much, it is simply a must-have tool for picking up girls.Look, this little chin is raised, what a feeling.then…… "Come to Fanfan, accompany me to have a drink..." The fan picked it up. "Come here, fox, let me kiss you..." With a flick of the fan. "Come on Qinge, sing a little song and listen to it..." The fan picked again. "Huanzhi, this body is so slippery..." The fan flicked again. "Little Erzi, don't pretend to be sober, who doesn't know that you have seduced a female customer before, come, let me hug you." The fan quickly flipped. "Ye Zi..." Forget it, for a child, I still don't make the same assumptions.Sit honestly for a while, and then slip away.If I really had the guts to flirt with each other, I wouldn't be fiddling with a broken fan like I am now, not knowing where to put it. "Nong'er, you are really ruthless, and you are even more vicious when you curse, I really admire it!" Qin Ge obviously teased me.As soon as there is someone, he becomes the former Qinge, like a bird who needs to be beaten! "Is it ruthless? I don't think so, otherwise try to offend me one day, and I will use some more ruthless ideas to honor your old age." Although he was talking to Qin Ge, his eyes shot all the men sitting around one by one. .I am very satisfied to see the different looks of each person, and I know that my strength has played a certain role. Everyone seemed to be smiling, but slightly unnaturally.Women's Creed N: Kindness to men is cruelty to oneself! ... "Sixth brother." "Second brother." Long Rang's deep voice sounded from behind me, and he sat beside me. My heart beat faster and faster, like being shot with a machine gun.The blood vessels began to thump, like ten thousand blood-sucking worms crawling in.why did he come here?You're not looking for me for the holidays, are you? I don't look at him like an ostrich, just pretend he can't see me.Open the fan and start fanning unconsciously... "It's not hot, is it, Nong'er?" Qin Ge raised her eyebrows and looked at me, her eyes became sharp. "It's okay, it's okay..." This damn guy actually exposed my little cover-up, and I have a little guilty conscience. I took a sneak peek at Long Rang, he was still deep and steady, not saying much.Quietly drinking the wine without even looking at me.It seems that I am overthinking.What happened between us, he can actually be indifferent!Then... I can too, right?Strange, how could I care so much about his emotions?Except for the second son sitting here, any one caught is my relationship.However, the tension in my heart can't lie to anyone.What is the matter with me?Is it because he was considered a buddy for too long, and instead he was put together by himself?Calm, calm. "Kong Danyi!" The absolute roar was staged! As soon as I heard this voice, I subconsciously rubbed oil on the soles of my feet and ran away.But the injured leg didn't give me a chance to leap, and it was picked up like a chick within two steps. I concocted a very sweet smile, and slowly turned my head: "Chu Ci, you wake up so fast." Hey...God is going to kill me, the person who should have woken up in another hour and a half is already full of energy, Standing in front of me furiously, what else can I say, who will teach me?What else can I do, who can help me? "Brother, let go of Danyi, she has injuries." In other words, my family, Fanfan, is proud enough, I will never let you clean up in the future.Ye Zi, you immoral guy, I will contract all the housework for you from now on! "Chuci, I was joking with you, don't be angry. She is your unmarried wife... She is still injured, how can you bear to bully me? If I knew that you treated me like this, I would never marry Here you go!" Hold him steady before speaking, his current appearance is really not kind, he is like a hell Shura.I'm really afraid that he will tear me into pieces in an instant, and even a jigsaw master may not be able to put me back together. "Then what do you mean to say, if I let you go, you will marry me?" He forced me into his face, the cold aura made my brain slow down, and my brain supply was seriously insufficient. "Wild horse!" Damn it!who is thiscall me?With an exclamation, I flew up again and fell into a broad chest. MD!I really want to pass out, forget it, what day is today?Is it a big gathering of lovers, or a small gathering of big friends? I rely on!Yin Tu, do you really call me a wild horse?His right hand pierced his eyes like scissors, and when he tried to protect himself, he successfully slipped out of his arms. "Yang Ma, you are still so fierce, but I like it! I want to take you back to the grassland, and one day I will domesticate you!" "Yin Tu, you're still so pushy, but I don't like it! I won't go back to the grassland with you, and I'll kill you one day!" "Ha ha……" "Hahahaha..." You laughed and I laughed too.Who is afraid of whom? "Hey... Nonger, how many men have you offended?" Ye Zi played with the wine glass in her hand, as if she felt sorry for me, shit! "Whoever I provoke is none of your business, go and cool off!" "Is that none of my business?" Chu Ci, the boss of Chu, appeared again.Reach out and grab my only arm that is not hurt. "Kong Danyi! You are my wife! Come back to the General's Mansion with me now!" "Yang Ma, follow me back to the grassland!" Yin Tu grabbed my other wrist. I can only: "Ah! It hurts!" The wound was pulled. The next scene is much more interesting, Huanzhi hears my cry of pain, and flies over quickly to protect me.Fan Fan slapped Yin Tu with his palm, who kept clamoring to take me back to the grassland.Chu Ci took advantage of this gap to take me away, but was blocked by the fox.However, the fox was injured and was no match for Chu Ci at all, so Huanzhi became an alliance with the fox again.Yin Tu snatched me away again, and Qin Ge attacked Yin Tu... Do you know what it feels like to be robbed?Believe me, that feeling is not good at all.My hair fell out, my hat fell off, and the blood started to flow from my wrists and calves again. TNND, you guys are fighting, why did you call on me?You love fighting as a physical sport, so why do you have to treat me like a football? I really have no fists and feet, I can only bear the trouble I caused by crying and laughing.I gasped for air, felt the pain of my flesh being torn apart, and felt the blood rushing away... The moment my eyes darkened, I fell into the arms of the two halves again, Xiao Erzi, Long Rang, you still haven't sat down... Return to Shengyi Palace I shook my head, which was not in general pain, and woke up faintly... "Palace master?" Isn't it a dream?Why did he appear again—that purple-eyed guy! "You are really good at causing trouble." He has no expression.To put it standardly, I couldn't see his expression clearly.People are shy and wear masks. "What trouble have I caused?" Don't label me indiscriminately, although I just woke up, I can't be wronged. "You...have some skills, have you found a lot of husbands for yourself?" Why do I feel that he is talking to me in a nasal voice. "It's okay, it's okay! Hehe...don't be fooling around! It's a question of charm!" She smiled to support her appearance, but her heart was half dead!Suddenly remembered the scene before fainting, where am I now?Look around...Huh?no?Actually in the palace!my bedroom! "Tell me which one do you like?" He quickly moved over and pinched my chin with his hand. "Ah...it hurts..." "Say!" "I like...myself best! Is that okay?" "Hmph..." Turn around and float away... "Master, why did I go back to the palace? I have been in a coma for a few days? Did you bring me back? That..." "You have a lot of questions!" The voice was still deep and magnetic, but it was full of anger. How did I offend him? "Then ask the palace lord to help his subordinates answer them one by one!" His face became thicker and thicker. "Huh..." He used his nose to despise me again. Fortunately, my defense ability is strong and my heart is not hurt.Just when you can hum?I will too, but I dare not... "That...Palace Master, you didn't change my clothes yourself, did you?" "It really doesn't matter." Is he saying that my body is worthless?how is this possible?Obviously a bit meaty.I opened my collar and glanced at it unsurely, it's okay, it's really tasteless. "Palace Master, your subordinates are going to starve to death, is there anything to eat?" Solve the livelihood problem first. With a wave of his hand, a bowl of sweet lotus seed porridge fell into my hands immediately.I'm like a wolf seeing fresh meat, or a pervert seeing a beauty, I pounce!How big is the mouth, how much is opened, how thick is the throat, how much food is swallowed, a contest between hunger and porridge is vividly staged... "You... slow down!" It seems that someone is expressing helplessly, ignore it, and continue... The porridge is delicious! ... "Palace Master, I'm going back." Standing respectfully on the ground. "Where are you going?" He leaned lazily on the place where I just lay down. "My task is not completed, I want to go back and complete the task!" The attitude is firm and the tone is sincere. "It's those lovers who don't trust you..." He clicked, being told that his heart was serious.When I disappear like this, they don't know how anxious they are. "That's not true. The subordinates only have tasks and nothing else in their minds. No... it's going to be the end of the month again... I have to work hard. I will suffer from severe insomnia at the end of the month... You know, insomnia is a big problem for women. What a terrible thing. Not to mention hair loss, it is easy to get wrinkles! And... ah!...cough cough..." I said it pitifully, I hope he will show kindness and give me the life-sustaining medicine first, but the words are still Before I finished speaking, I saw him pop a ball, fly directly into my mouth, and eat it quickly. "You don't need to perform this task," he said indifferently, and I fell three thousand feet in sweat. "Palace Master! Don't! I was wrong! Please, don't kill me! I will definitely try my best to get back the map! What did you eat for me? I just annoy you and make you displeased You don’t like me, at most you don’t look at me, there’s no need to make me disappear! Don’t... woo...ah..." My heart broke from crying, just these tears, just this crying effort , Gods and ghosts will be moved.Just show some kindness.I will always pray for you, so that you don't go down to the eighteenth floor of hell after you die, just stay on the seventeenth floor, oh...don't let me die... "That's the antidote to 'Yue Duan Meng'..." He was still lazily leaning on the bed, resting his chin on one hand, his tone was light and unreal. But I was dumbfounded on the spot, there was a drop of tear still hanging in the corner of my eye, but it didn't come and fall quickly.Antidote?Did he say it was the antidote?Didn't you blame me for not being able to do things well, and want to click me? "You... You said it was the antidote? Really? You didn't lie to me?" I looked at him with red eyes full of hope, and my voice didn't seem to be my own.Trembling with excitement. Zi Mou nodded slightly. "Then you don't blame me for not grabbing the map?" Still not convinced of his luck, his voice was still out of tune. "You?" He asked a question, but let me understand, isn't it because he despises me?I understand!For the first time in my life, I am so happy that someone despises me!Really TNND great!yeah! I jumped up to his side, hugged his body happily, and kept shaking: "Master, you are so cute, you are the best person in the world! I love you! I will always support you!" My aunt said I'm so happy, I don't have to worry about not being able to dream, I don't have to worry about how many days until the end of the month, and I don't have to worry about grabbing the map.Cool!I suddenly felt that I was a very happy person, and I was free!Wow haha…… "Palace Master, what are you doing?" Purple Eyes turned over and pressed me under him, reaching out to pull my skirt! "You are so enthusiastic, do you want to repay my kindness? If I don't respond, I will be too thin on you..." His ghostly undertones are hoarse in my ears, and I want to fuck him even if I am sexy!Can!I'm Xiao Nong'er, I don't sleep with shameless guys! "Palace Master...you misunderstood, hehe..." I smiled awkwardly, thinking that I must not offend him before running away. "Oh?" He looked up at me.My heart skipped a beat, his eyes—so beautiful! "That... that... don't pull my skirt." She stretched out her hand and patted his claws. "Palace Master, I'm actually not a good man or woman, and I don't want to set up a chastity arch, but I also have my own principles. I... don't like to have sex with people who don't kiss me. For an outstanding person like you, go there, Up to eighty, down to eight years old, how can any woman escape your killer charm? A girl like me who doesn't understand style is definitely not to your liking. I will go out and find some beautiful women for you. .” Find a chance and run away. "Want me to kiss you?" He raised his voice. "No! Absolutely not! This subordinate only wants to serve you and do our best for the Palace Master!" "Do your best?" "Yes! Do your best!" "Then be my sex slave!" "Ah? Palace Master, why do you always call the truth about this matter? Good! Since the Palace Master has a request, then the subordinates must implement it! If you say you love me one day! I will definitely do it with you! It's a promise! I will never go back on my word!" Ha... You only love yourself. "What if I say it now?" Boom!My head was shocked again! "You, why don't you show your emotions? You can talk nonsense for the sake of carnal desires? No taste! No morals! How many innocent girls' hearts will you hurt like this! ! Not for..." "Enough! You...you can really chatter!" He got up and strode out without looking at me. My heart began to relax... ... "Shi Jin!" The next day, I caught a figure who was about to dodge in the garden. His back trembled, and he turned around and looked at me coldly, without any expression. "I'm back, and you don't come to see me? Still avoiding me? Didn't you think about me?" Approaching step by step.The smile was more insidious, probably he sensed it, and turned around to leave. "Stop! You boy, it's so insincere! They are all people in the palace. I don't blame you for not inviting me to eat or drink. But don't always act like someone else hugged your child and jumped into the well all day long." I'm so bored..." He held on to his sleeve and held on.好不容易，找个熟悉的认识人，不唠嗑就可惜了。我闷的要发疯，想好多人，就是不想留在这儿！ “走！你带我出去玩！”诱拐一下。 “没有宫主的命令，任何人不许出宫！”终于说话了，还是个屁话。 “不要啊！我郁闷……我要出去……我……” “你还要怎样？”一个充满磁性的声音，噌的从我后面响起，吓我的手一抖，松开了石锦的袖子。 “宫主！”石锦，依旧冰冷，却是恭敬。 “宫主！”我，慢慢游游，不大高兴。 “你很无聊？”紫眼看着我。 “不是很无聊，是……非常无聊！”看着他的眼睛，不由的把心里的后半句也说出来了。fool! ! ! “你对这里的环境不满意？”他坐到石凳上，漫不关心问。 “很满意，这里真的非常别致。”花园里鸟语花香，奇山怪石，一草一木都是很独特的风景。好多的植物和花种是我压根就没有见过地。桥下的流水清澈潺潺，尤其是在这个黄昏闪金的时刻，更美的不似人间。 “枯藤老树昏鸦， 小桥流水人家， The ancient road west wind thin horse. 夕阳西下， 断肠人在天涯……”上学的时候，这首诗曾骗了我一滴青泪，没有恋人，只是莫名的感伤，有时候，我觉得莫名的东西最可怕，因为它太容易升华。 一时间，整个硕大的花园，没了一点声音。我深深吸了一口气，决定甩掉那些多余的感伤，笑着看向他们…… 两个人，一坐，一立，仿佛成了化石…… “你……思念谁？”紫眼问我。 “我？哈……不知道！”我说的是实话，可他仍旧看着我，仿佛要洞悉什么。 “别看啦！我自己都不知道，你又怎么会知道呢？我这是为赋新诗，强说愁呢，别理我！哈哈……人啊，最怕自己纵容自己寂寞，纵容自己放纵，纵容自己任意，纵容自己无心。可我， 宁愿做那个纵容自己的人，偶尔的感伤，就当是沉思；偶尔的落寞，就当是心情；时刻的放纵，全当是生活！”我啪嗒啪嗒的说完，发现两个人又开始旋入了新一轮的沉思…… “好啦！我也就随口一说，怎么都被我感染了呢？看来我是越来越有领导才干啦！回魂！”冲到石锦面前，狠狠的就是一记爆栗！ “哈哈哈哈……石锦，你这个江湖排名第一的杀手，也有被敲的时候？哈哈哈哈……”紫眼的一席话，让我顿时脚软，心开始抽筋。killer?石锦居然是杀手？ ! !妈妈呀，谁救我？自救！一定要自救！ 石锦仍旧冷冷的面无表情，而我笑的极其不自然，颤微着伸出手，轻柔的放到他的头上被我敲过的位置，揉着，口总嘟囔着：“不疼哦，不疼……” 唰……石锦的脸终于有了变化，一红到底！我啊的一声蹦开，抱头就跑！不是被我气的吧？不是要喀嚓了我吧？杀手啊！不跑是傻子！ 而身后那个紫眼的笑，简直比杀猪还让我闹心…… ... 我实在是呆不下去了！我想……狐狸、琴歌、楚凡、楚辞、焕之、叶紫……好吧！我承认，也想龙穰啦，既然承认想龙禳，也不差承认想尹图。 我不是没有男人就活不下去的女人，却是没有男人就失去生活滋味的人。 既然，我的毒已经解除了，我还怕谁啊我？ ! !开溜吧……等月黑风高夜！呵呵……而且我心里始终惦记着地图的事儿！ 这两天我分析了一下近日来的名问暗访，有些东西却越来越模糊。如焕之，狐狸，楚辞所说，他们没有抢到地图。那么，地图在哪里？是后来出现的一个人吗？Who is this person?就像狐狸问我的，是不是'圣依宫'又另派人执行命令。我问过宫主，他除了对我冷哼外，没有给我任何答复。搞什么东东？关心宫内大小事情，是每一个宫友应尽的义务，太拿我当外人啦…… 可……我心里有个疑问！却最不愿意去想！到底琴歌抛出去的地图，是不是真的呢？ 最让我疑惑的是，到底是谁泄露了琴歌身上有地图的事呢？按理说，他是个王子，一个地道的民间王子！如果被当初加害他母亲的敌人知道他的存在，不砍疯他，才怪！ 再假设，他的这个秘密只说给了一个人听，那个人就是我。我是不可能讲给别人听的。那么他是王子的这件事情，就不成立。 那么他放出的风，根本就没有提过他是皇上的儿子，只提了宝藏？那又是为什么呢？ 我觉得，琴歌还有很多事情没有告诉我……可，人家为什么要告诉我呢？我又是谁啊？我不也没有告诉人家，我诈尸来地，呵呵…… 诈尸？汗……突然想到一件事！我穿越来的那个晚上，心情非常的不好！刚辞职吗，可以理解。那……我煮完泡面后……煤气！ ! !完喽！回不去啦！Cry S... 那……孔淡伊呢？她若不死，我的灵魂怎么来的？暴汗……那……是谁杀了孔淡伊？ ? ? MD!疯啦！ 与紫眼过招 “对！再往左点！对，就那儿……恩……再下一点……恩，对了……”一早晨，这样的声音从晓弄儿的房间传出…… 一声叹息，从宫主的金色面具下无奈的溢出…… “你到是很能拙尽自己.”他慵懒的开口，冰凉的手指抚上我的额头，还真有不错的止疼效果。 “是你的面具太硬，不是我我想往上撞的，谁让你说我睡觉像猪！要说，你可以说像个猪宝宝啊，那多生动，多可爱……还有，你什么时候跑我床上来的？” “'圣依宫'里每样东西都是我的，包括床，包括人。” “去……你管那么多？地上的蚂蚁你到是让他横着走啊……啊~！别用力啊！轻点……”在他说我睡容像猪的时候，愤怒的抬头想与之理论，结果额头就撞上了他的金色下巴。而且，正好是前几天受伤的那块宝地！ “……”他突然不语。 “宫主，你大人有大量，不会和刚睡醒的我一般见识吧？我还没有睡醒呢，还在胡言乱语状态……”打个马虎眼，我的语气太猖狂，忘了卑微。 “我想吻你！” “啊……不要啊！不要！我错了！真错了，再也不敢贫嘴了，我检讨，我去写检讨书……” “别动！老实的让我抱着，不然……” “好！抱！” ... “宫主，我发现咱宫里的东西很有品位哦！” "yes?" “恩！对了，你上次送我的宫牌真好看！再送我一块吧。” “你要出去？”他缓慢的将宫牌抽出……我心突突的跳得厉害…… “没有！绝对没有！纯属个人收藏！” 有了宫牌，除了宫主，谁都别想拦住我！ “还以为你要出去呢……”又缓慢的将宫牌收入腰里，我的心咯噔就碎了。 “是！我是要出宫！虽然很舍不得宫主，但我现在一天到晚就知道吃宫里的，用宫里的东西，这样一是盗米虫，我自己都要鄙视自己了！承蒙宫主不嫌弃，收到在宫中，可……宫主交代给我的'小'任务，抢地图，都没有拿到手，我匮对宫主的栽培！属下实在不想过这种白吃白喝的日子，宫里也绝对不能养我这样的白人，拖'圣依宫'的后腿！让我出去自食其力吧！” “那就为我生个孩子吧，也算你发挥了一点功效……” “我去扫地！” ... “宫主，你应该挺白的。” "Oh?" “那脸一年四季的不晒太阳，八成比个姑娘还嫩吧。” “那你看看好了……” “呵呵……开什么玩笑！宫主的英姿哪是我们这样的小属下能瞻仰了的，会折福地。哎……我发现自己现在福分越来越少了，你把我留在身边，不让我出去走走，我还真怕不我的倒霉过度给宫主你呢……” “那我们就看看能不能通过什么过度给我……” “别！别啦裙子啊，说话说的好好的……别拉！别……” “还想不想出去走走了？” “打死都不走！” ... “宫主，我的床应该不如你的床舒服吧。” “是不太舒服。” “那你回去睡多好……” "it is good!" “啊！放开我！我不去！我认床，换地方睡不着，会失眠的……” “我的床舒服。” “在这睡吧，习惯就好……” "Ok." “可……我睡觉不老实，会用拳头轮人的，伤到宫可是罪过啊……” “没有关系，我会一直抱着你……” "..." ... “宫主，你觉得咱俩是什么关系？” "What do you say?" “咱俩是纯洁的上下属关系！” “纯洁？呵呵……” “你……别总摸我！别摸了……不纯洁，不纯洁还不成吗？别摸我的胸！！！” “你确实没有什么能引起欲火的东西。” “……”我对自己的魅力是越来越没有自信了…… ... 穿过一片落花，脚步与地面发出轻微的摩擦音。立竹倒影，比直的重叠却没有交集，一个人，就有了很多伤感的理由…… 我魂不守色的晃动着自己的身子，就像飞起的蒲公英，几乎是没有声音的飘着。好不容易爬到一棵树上，坐下，又开始了神游……时间在不知不觉间流逝…… “啊！！~~恩……啊~~ ~~我要！啊~~ ~~要来了~~ ~~啊~~恩~~ ~~” 呻吟？ ! ! !猛然回过神，精神不无的迅速转着脑袋，寻找着呻吟源头……坚决不能错过！ 一个全裸的女人，正趴在大床的边缘，高举的肥臀承受着男人有力的冲击，而那两个浑圆的南瓜，随着活塞运动来回的摆动着，仿佛随时能荡出去……那疯狂的呻吟是从她嘴里发出的，那诱惑人的呻吟充满了激情的爱欲，声声噬骨。那迷离的目光，那陶醉的神情，只能说明一个问题——那个男人，很厉害！ 我不知道心是个什么滋味，在看到那片金光之后…… 我和他，应该是没有关系的吧？他是宫主，而……我只是个手下！一个陪他睡了三个晚上，而没有被动过的女人。 他——果真如我想象，面具不取，衣服不脱，提枪直入…… 哈……这抹笑只有我自己知道其中的滋味。 我一点也不在意，一点也不！可我干吗将手缴的泛白？干吗将唇咬出血？干吗呼吸苦难？干吗还有感觉？为什么让我有感觉？哈……我只爱我自己！只爱自己！ 将唇上的血咽下，就当从来没有流过…… 单手一支，跳下树去…… MD!这不是外婆家的小歪脖树！跳下去会……残废……地…… 惊呼已经发出，人也迅速下降…… 本以为下降是个急速的过程，是没有思想的行为，可我却想了好多。想家里的爸爸妈妈奶奶，想我的后宫命定人员，想家里的臭球。我被煤气熏的飘到古代来，那它呢？是不是被天意弄到了远古去，然后覆到一位帅哥身上，再然后每天不爱美女，只追着母狗跑？ “你还要想多久？” “快想完了……”视线一收，看见石锦冰凉的酷脸，原来是他抱住了我。 “下来！”一声怒吼刺穿了我所有的神游。我不看来人，仍旧怡然自得的躺在石锦冰冷却安适的怀中，双手挂在他的脖子上。 “别让我说两遍……”声线开始下降，语调变得慵懒…… 其实，我也挺佩服石锦的，我不下，他就抱着！真是个爷们，开始喜欢他了…… “石锦，谢谢你在我危险的时候救我。啵……”对着他冰冷的俊颜送上一吻温热。 “抱我回屋吧，我的腿麻了，走不了。咱别耽误别人的好事儿……”石锦非常听话的向我住的位置阔步…… “哦，对了……宫主，和女人做爱，最好把衣服脱了，那样接触的快感更多……”伴随着阵阵凉风，扔出去一句很'关心'的话…… 而这关心的话，不知道他有没有受到一点教育， 而我却已经付出了很大的教育投资，心……痛……