Chapter 16 war of men and women

The fox is not here today, someone came to invite the girl out to sing a song, and asked for the best one by name!Of course it's not me, hehe...Actually, when it comes to singing skills, I can barely keep up with it.As for why it is so popular, it is because there were no karaoke rooms in ancient times, and not everyone was ashamed to shout! We have a lot of talented people here, but... the MM who sings the best caught a cold yesterday, but the money that person paid really made my eyes clear in an instant.I think the fox's "Qing Zhai" business is casual and ruthless, I'm afraid there is no more income.Now that you are going to sing, just be a star and make some money for the fox!

Knowing that I was going, the people who came here were also taken aback. They probably didn't expect that I, who retreated behind the scenes, would return to the singing girl flower circle again... a cameo appearance, that's all... Fortunately, a luthier was randomly caught here, and they are all intelligent people. Although it is far from the fox's error, they are all good!I hummed to them a few songs that I might sing... Under their astonishing adoration eyes, the carriage moved forward... My rice cake didn't follow, isn't it strange?When I told him where I was going, he stopped coming and said he would wait for me in the house.He also said, let me go back early.

I used to be afraid that his parents would be anxious, so I asked him about the situation at home, but he told me that his parents had passed away... I think he was probably adopted by a wealthy relative, but it may not be good for him!So if you ran out, then follow me, anyway, I am alone, with him - I won't be lonely... Huanzhi, that's what he said about me, I remember... The car stopped in front of a big mansion named 'Hefu'. Our group, actually only four people, led by my high spirit, stepped into the gate of Hefu.An old man led the way, walked left and right, and walked a long way. It's over... I lost it again!

I was dressed in red, and I wanted someone to invite me to play, so I just wanted to celebrate it.Besides, when I wear red on my body, no matter how I look at it, I feel as charming as a fox... After entering the garden, I didn't see the owner, so I didn't take the beauty seriously! Sitting down, he began to look at the carved jade pillars in front of him.At first glance, he is a wealthy owner. The life of a rich man is really rough, so he just spread gold and silver on the ground... In fact, this garden is not bad. There are not so many fancy things, but they are all so sophisticated and impressive.Every pavilion is exquisitely depicted, the reliefs are vivid and lifelike, and the patterns are bright and luxurious... There is a bookish atmosphere among the grass and trees, which feels good...

It's the owner of this house who is arrogant, and I don't want to meet the beauty when I come.Okay, I'm not an important person, Ann... Make money more realistically... After you get the other half's wages, go spend it!What should I buy?I tilted my head and twisted my body, raising the three legs of the stool boringly, testing the load-bearing capacity of the single leg of the stool... ... "Nonger..." "Huh?" Yuanjialuzhai's words are definitely a sign that my blood is dripping! Seeing the person in front of me clearly, I was so scared that I almost fell off the stool...

The fact is that it has fallen, but was straightened... It was so dangerous that a beautiful woman almost gnawed the soil—this wonderful scenery. I stood up from the stool in a hurry: "Second son...Second, hello, Second Prince!" Boy, I almost used a nickname for you, you may not think it is a kind of happiness... Hehe... "Nonger, when did you become so unfamiliar with me?" "Where is it? Hehe...we are still buddies!" Have we been close? "Brother? Haha..." He smiled 'as if' very happy, but I 'as if' not at ease. "Nonger, come, let me introduce 'Prince Yin Tu' to you."

"Prince Yin Tu, this is Nong'er, the moon dance with excellent lyrics and music..." Is the second son very enthusiastic? I raised my head and smiled meekly, we spent money on others, we must have professional ethics... The smile froze on his face, like sticky chewing gum stuck to his face... God is going to kill me!God waits for me!God hates me!God...how did I offend you?ah?say something?ah?ah?ah?ah?ah?ah?ah? Prince Yintu?Prince Yintu! ! !He—he really has a pair of deep blue eyes! !As clear as a lake... If it wasn't too dark that night, I would have found it.It's really a narrow road!He lowered his head and pretended he didn't know him. He didn't know him in the first place. How could he know someone who met him once?Maybe he is short-sighted and doesn't remember me at all?Yes...ha...smile...ha...

He looked at me, his blue eyes full of provocation!I rely on!What's the meaning?Disagree with the verbal instructions I gave you?Want to do it again? I am now a tiger in the Pacific being bullied by dogs.In other people's territory, I don't want to be too rampant... I let the second son take off his shirt to seduce the female customer, which is still recorded.My cursing at that Prince Yintu is still clearly audible... "Moon Dance is singing..." I never said that I was ugly, it was a beautiful thing, why did I lean on the ugly! "The spring water was once a drop of dew in a mutton-fat jade-necked bottle, it took away the temperature of forests, rivers and mountains

It gathers but is invisible, indifferent and ruthless, pretending not to care One day it will accompany the rivers and lakes... The spring water used to be a pot of wine left by someone, and the acid turned into vinegar can't solve the sorrow of love and hatred If someone thinks about pulling out a knife and cutting off the water, the water still flows, how can they know who is bearing it silently... Flowing to the end of the world, fleeing from the mouth of the tiger, roaming freely in the world, the fairy walks in the waves, walks in Luoshan, erratically takes ten steps and turns back

Where is the red building Only then did the family letters have a lot of tastes, and I expected that the lady would wait at the door every day..." Very smart! Automatically write "Spring" Li Bai in "Water" was changed to someone, because I was afraid that someone named Zhen'er would ask me who is Li Bai? "Okay!" The second son praised me, you still have a conscience. "Normal!" A bastard with azure blue eyes and a lion body dares to pick on me? "Normal? Ordinary, you come to sing!" I couldn't hold back my old face. "Okay!" He took a step forward in awe-inspiring manner, and started singing with a roar...

That man is so arrogant and arrogant, there is a roar between heaven and earth... I don't understand what he is singing, and I don't think others can understand it. It seems to be the language of their nation... I just feel very proud, just listen to it You can imagine the wide grassland, the dense jungle, the vastness of the wilderness, the wild lion...all the simple and vigorous life... After he finished singing, he looked at me provocatively.I found out that this guy was going to get on my shoulders.it is good!Come on, grandma, I'm afraid of you! I pinch my waist and take a step forward! "Lemon tree" came as soon as I opened my mouth... Tapping hands and feet together, shaking his head triumphantly, that relaxed and natural feeling, that casual romance... suddenly filled the whole Hefu... Because the singing of Prince Yin Tu has a wide range of vocals, it has already attracted many peepers... Some people cheered, so I naturally worked harder, and I took them all as cheerleaders.Brackets: My own cheerleaders. I staggered around, shook my shoulders, and shook my butt, completely an ancient karaoke star! After the song was over, I raised my eyebrows at Prince Yin Tu, demo, compare with me!There are several people in the circle, haha... "Nong'er, is this... the language of your country?" After being shocked, Xiao Erzi thought about his wording and asked the question in his heart. "Is it your problem?" I remember promising to answer him a question. He smiled and shook his head: "You are really a monkey spirit!" "Ha...then you are not the monkey spirit among the monkey spirits? Forget it, let me tell you, this is another language this girl has learned, called English! It's amazing..." Saying it, it is obvious... "English..." Xiao Erzi is a person who likes to think. "You! Are you convinced?" He pinched his waist and turned to the so-called prince. "Huh..." He talked to me with his nostrils! "You..." I was about to scold someone. "Nonger, don't be rude." The second son said me? ! !God, what's the relationship with you?Actually say me?For the sake of money, endure! "It's okay! It's rare to have a true temperament." Zhan Lan actually spoke for me? "Since the moon dance has already performed, I won't disturb the two of you to rest, the moon dance is back..." It's meaningless, I dare to think about it here, and get out of the way. ... "Nonger, don't go!" "Ah? What's the matter with the lord?" What is it so close to? "Stay for a drink..." "I'm singing, not accompanying..." I'm used to it, people in the mansion start to gasp... "You forgot, you said, we... are buddies!" Oh?The second son will also do this? "..." No words.Can't think of what to say, I said this, yes. "Give the rest of the taels to the musician, and triple it." The second son told the servant next to him, then turned to me and said, "Nonger, treat it as my treat!" En..." This is the point, what else can I say? Sitting down, looking at the luck of the dish. "Eat some, this 'Yamami' is good." He took a piece and put it in my bowl. "This wine can be considered Qiong Niang, try it..." Wow... poured me another glass of wine.Nothing to show gallantry, neither adultery nor robbery! "Prince Yin Tu, please feel free..." The second son is really considerate. "Are you drinking well?" Guy Yin actually talked to me? "Aren't you going to fight for a bar with me?" She glanced at him. "……"nod. "You still hit me, what's the matter?" "Yes!" Concise and generous. "You guys know each other?" Xiao Erzi interjected, impolitely. "No..." "Yes!" My 'no' was in stark contrast to Yin Tu's 'yes'. In the end, I admitted: "I met once! By chance, purely by chance..." "Hahahaha... that's good, we all know each other..." Xiao Erzi seemed very happy.However, it just seems that he is not easy to understand, and things are too deep. "Do you have the capacity to drink?" Yin Tu guy yelled at me again. "Tell me first, who can sing better?" The previous matter has not yet come to an end. "You!" The reply was quick. "Actually, you're not bad either..." I was rather embarrassed. "Although your singing skills are mediocre, but you can speak another language and perform cheerfully, you win!" Guy Yin said to me. "Frank!" "Drink or not?" "Who is afraid? Who is the grandson!" ... We drank, drank...drinking until the sunset... One cup for you, one cup for me, one cup for you, another cup for me... The things in front of me have already begun to fade away, my footsteps are not steady, and the hands holding things are also shaking!I don't like drunkards, but when it comes to face, I'll climb up if I'm killed! The following is still described in the first person... "Yin Tu, it's no fun to drink too much, how about we punch?" He started to play tricks. "it is good!" "I'll teach you a game! Let's play, a little bee, fly among the flowers, fly... bobo, fly... papa... when you say 'fly', we play rock, scissors , Bu! The same way, you have to kiss, ha ha... But you don’t need to kiss, just make a gesture! You have to make a sound of ‘bobo’. If there is a winner, you have to act to incite the loser For a slap in the face, the person being slapped should say "ahhh", and the person who hit someone should say "papa"! Remember, fake slaps! Do you understand?" "clear!" "Okay! Let's demonstrate again...a little bee, flying among the flowers, flying 'pop'" 'Ahh' "Okay! Smart, the game begins!" Next, the wrong one starts drinking.At the beginning, Yin Tu let me drink a lot of pure wine, but gradually, I found that my head was not sober... So, I pulled the little second son who had been neglected by me and let them play.But Xiao Erzi disagreed and insisted on playing with me.Just play! "A little bee, flying among the flowers, flying... ah, flying... papa... flying... bobo...flying...boo..." It was too close, but It's on! He and I stared wide-eyed, mouth to mouth... "Fly... Papa... Haha... You lost! Give me a drink!" A glass of wine was handed to Xiao Erzi, He picked it up and did it.Serve it right, who made you dumbfounded? Next, I found out that the second son always made mistakes. After being punished by me for many cups, he let me ignore it. It's meaningless...Substitute!I went to Yin Tu!After fighting for a hundred rounds, my head became heavier and heavier... Finally I climbed on the table, looked at the cup, and sighed... "Wine, it's a good thing." I was already tall. "How to say?" Yin Tu. "If you drink for no reason, you will never get drunk... Hehe... If you drink for a reason, if you want to get drunk, you will never get drunk..." "Oh? Then how can you get drunk?" "Drunk? Hehe... The only thing that can get drunk is your mind, not alcohol... You fool, mentally handicapped, and low-energy!" "Why are you drunk?" "It's none of your business!!! My old lady had a good time drinking today, it's so good! Do you know why?" "why?" "Haha...Because the person I'm drinking with today! I don't like anyone! Drink as much as you like! Don't worry about your image...haha..." It's a bit tall, otherwise, I wouldn't... be so honest... Sweat... … "..." Speechless. "Yin Tu? Do you hate me?" His speech began to slur. "You're not very attractive." "Damn it! There's something! Come on, have another drink!" "Nong'er, drink less." The second son started pulling me again. "Get the hell out of here! Go! Go! Why are you interrupting me when I'm talking? If you talk nonsense, be careful to spank your ass!" Pushing him, not letting him approach. "Yin Tu, actually, I don't like you either! Hehe..." With a smirk, "You said it!" "Really? Hehe... What a smart baby! Come on, let me give you a kiss!" The girl stumbled up and wanted to slam Yin Tu... The hand was pulled and fell into the very flexible chest: "Let go of me! Let go! Mom... woooo~~~~Someone is bullying me...ah~~~~Dad~~~~ Woooo~~~~~woooo~~~~" crying... sweating...then picked up the second son's clothes and wiped his tears and snot...sweat again...then, the crying gradually diminished, Asleep... in Xiaoerzi's arms... ... Actually?I don't think I fell asleep completely, at least, I wrote down something I won't forget... What Xiao Erzi and Yin guy said, I summed up the following points: one.Xiaoerzi hopes that Prince Yintu will support him (should refer to ascending the throne).The condition is to divide the treasures in the map into two (Mom, there are two more robbing the map with my mother.) two.Long Rang is also looking for a map!Be on guard and keep a low profile, not wanting to alarm the emperor. (Did I just say it? It’s not that simple.) three.The scariest thing is this one!Please listen to the details below. I felt a pair of strong arms hug me, and then the Yin guy's voice sounded above my head: "This woman, I want it! "I'm so drunk that I wake up! But I dare not open my eyes. If they know that I haven't drunk enough, they will kill me. "Prince Yin Tu, she is not mine." This is the second son. "Put her down!" Familiar, too familiar, this is a fox!Oh my god...how come every time I meet him when I go out, I always What about in his man's arms?Fate is playing tricks... Yin Tu: "Since it's not the prince's person, I'll take it away!" Xiao Erzi: "No way!" Is it very arrogant to come back this time? Fox: "Stop!" A gust of wind blew by, and it seemed to be a move. The younger son's voice was more majestic: "Fox, step back! Don't be rude! Prince Yin Tu, this woman is unruly, savage and unruly." restrain!Under this throne, there are some charming women, let the prince choose..." "Thank you, my lord, for letting go, but... I just like this unruly wild horse! I want to bring her back to the grassland!" MD!compare me for the mustang?I hate you Yintu!You must want to retaliate against my further study reforms for you. You must know that others have not had this opportunity to receive education. How are you? You don’t like to be dragged down, but you want to punish me to death?Come back with you, you can't trap me with a rope?Despise you! "Prince, you want to take her away. This king has nothing to say. But at least she is my friend. You must ask her after she wakes up. Like it or not! "Xiaoerzi is still persuading with all his heart. "Woo..." I tightened my nose, covered my mouth, and pretended to vomit... Actually, I don't even need to pretend, I really want to vomit... Then I struggled and jumped out of his arms, bad, my feet were soft...fortunately, I was held, I covered my mouth and rushed out of the door, but...you know the definition of Lu Chi, you just can't find the way ... Confused again... My legs were limp and I fell to the ground, and I fell back involuntarily... The alcohol came up... I held on to the last Si was sensible, raised her head, and smirked at the fox's reflection: "Fox, let's go home..." She fell asleep without snorting...