Chapter 8 Dou Jiayouxi

When Chinese people get married, they like to read the almanac and pay attention to auspiciousness.So is marriage.Given that there are only ten auspicious days this year, if you don't get married this year, you will have to wait for a good day in the year after next.So many people rush to get married this year.Zhang Nan is right, and so is Dou Jianguo. "Oh...you little slut, I will finally fall into my hands today, let's see how I teach you a lesson, oh well..." Guan Shuyi threw a used tissue into the trash can, and immediately stretched out her hands to go up and down Molesting Wei Qin passionately.

"Oh, sir, don't want it, the little girl is twenty-eight plus eight..." Wei Qin pinched her throat shyly and was about to say a line. "You said two years less." Guan Shuyi exposed her righteously. "Oh, I was exposed by you? This is a public restroom. You betrayed your friend in the wrong place. Besides, I'm three months younger than you." Wei Qin also threw away the tissue and put on lipstick in front of the mirror, tugging at her skirt, Today, she and Guan Shuyi are wearing the same pink reception dress. The big boss Dou Jianguo got married, and the old Dou's family took the opportunity to invite relatives and friends to put on a show.Now in this city, the old Dou's family has the most financial resources.Ten days ago, Mrs. Da Dou asked the people below to find a smart, delicate, young and beautiful young girl who must be over 1.65 meters tall to do chores on the wedding day.Although this job looks thankless on the outside.But think of the occasion, and think of the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Forty places did not enter the second selection has already broken the head in the company.

Wei Qin was one centimeter short, but her friend was in charge of the office, so she naturally swelled by one centimeter or even higher to be shortlisted. Guan Shuyi put on her lipstick and dragged the reluctant Wei Qin to go out.Wei Qin chattered behind her: "Do you know how cruel it is to ask an unmarried woman over twenty-five years old to watch other people get married? Do you know that asking a twenty-five-year-old unmarried woman to watch others get married How cruel is it to watch a handsome guy marry? Do you know how cruel it is to ask a twenty-five-year-old woman who no one wants to see a handsome guy marry a woman who is not as good as me? You know how cruel it is to tell a unwanted woman to watch a handsome guy marry a A woman who is not as good as mine is married so grandly, so luxuriously, so caricatured... Is this just a tragic tragedy!..."

The living habits of small places are different from those of big cities.There are at least ten reasons for a woman in a big city not to marry at the age of thirty, which can be used to explain the reason for not marrying.Not in small cities.If you can't find a wife at the age of twenty-five, then you have a hidden disease. It's not a problem with your character, it's a problem with yourself. In short, if you don't marry, you will be in trouble, and the whole family will suffer accordingly. Listening to Wei Qin's uncontrollable strange nagging, don't know where she learned it from?Guan Shuyi was helpless at last. She stopped, turned around, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed the pig's face for a while, and said, "First of all, you lost one year. But I still want to encourage you." She stretched out her arms towards the pig. After dancing a few times vigorously in the direction of the sun, he continued to give a passionate speech: "Cheer up, the dawn is just ahead! Shan Nini, listen to the village chief, and listen to the organization. It is absolutely right to listen to the organization. I Let me tell you, first, the bonus for three days this time is 888. If you add more, you can buy a big one. Second, the director said that all unnecessary ones should be thrown into the trash All the flowers are handled by me, so it is the bastard who opposes the money. Third, this wedding invited many unmarried beetles..."

Shan Nini's mouth forced out an ugly shape, and she would rather die than give in to correct Xiao Fangfang's mistake: "The village chief... is the son-in-law." Guan Shuyi snapped her fingers handsomely: "That's right, it's the scarab, look at the bride, and then look at us, sisters, you know, hope is right in front of you, you have to work hard and cherish this opportunity...Look at you That chest, look at our butt, that's..." Wei Qin let out a sigh of relief: "Princess Diana's appearance after the car accident... a rich son-in-law, Xiao Fangfang? Why do you think good people want to marry a turtle even if they don't marry?"

"Bah! Look at the bride, and then look at us, at least in terms of appearance...we are still slightly better, we have to be ambitious, now you just need to play a role as someone who faces poverty, humiliation, and unwillingness, but life is always It’s torturing you, but even so, a poor girl who remains supremely noble must have a rich and handsome idiot who will love you... Hurry up! Hurry up! Go catch scarabs.” Wei Qin was finally happy, just like that... The two women laughed and teased each other and walked out of the toilet corridor.But they don't know the truth that if they talk about people's merits behind their backs, they will be struck by lightning in a drought.

Dou Jianye and groom Dou Jianguo looked at each other helplessly and then looked at the back of the pair of treasures.They walked out slowly and gracefully. Dou Jianguo was expressionless when he reached the door.He took the collar of Dou Jianye, who was holding back his laughter, and said angrily in a low voice: "Look at the subordinates you manage, and see what quality people you pick. What are they, and why should they be compared with Siyu?" Dou Jianye smiled and patted his elder brother on the shoulder: "I know. They are jealous, jealous!" "You don't know anything, Siyu... Siyu..." This guy roared in extreme anger, "Siyu's chest and butt are bigger than those two silly girls!"

Dou Jianye helplessly dragged his elder brother who had nowhere to vent his anger, and comforted him as he walked: "Yes, yes, it's too much, too much, what are you fussing about with children... Don't worry Marry you, I'll go back and clean them up!" "How do you know how big it is?" "Brother, that's what you said." "Fart... I didn't say that!" "Didn't say, didn't say, I'm talking nonsense, you think I'm a fart, don't be angry if you let me out, bro..." All jokes are jokes, what should be done should be done well.Guan Shuyi was walking around the yard looking at her field. Now there are twenty-nine people in the outfield under her management. Those women, all beautifully dressed, are walking around in a set. They don't say it on the surface, but Guan Shuyi still had a wave of desire rising, she felt that she should shout at this moment: "Girls, come out to pick up the guests!" Then she would be a modern version of an old bustard!

Look at the water table, bar table, buffet table, and drag the children who are full of fun from under the table.Pass something to the self-proclaimed artist performer on the small stage.Look at the balloons, blow them up, prevent others from pricking up balloons, supervise the position of the flower gate, lift the table, and serve the dishes.And had to keep looking for the poor plate that was mistaken for a Frisbee. Wei Qin is in charge of the sign-in sheet and account book at the door.The accounting team needs to be contacted at any time. There is also a matter here, and there is also a matter over there.

Poor two leaders of Upper Village, they were as exhausted as dead dogs before the wedding was over. In a wedding, all the guests come, the host is the one who gets married, and the oddballs are not human beings.Guan Shuyi, who earned 888 yuan, kept fishing out the sundries that the children had put in while holding a fishing net.While counting the eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan in the fantasy, and spent countless times in the fantasy, every time the fantasy ends, she is full of strength, and the fishing net is waving more vigorously. Wei Qin settled the bill, paid the bill, and started to fight. She was busy with Guan Shuyi for three hours, and finally it was dark and it was time to take a rest.This girl has been getting angry a lot these days.Who doesn't have three poor relatives?Unfortunately, Wei Qin's family became one of the three poor relatives of Lao Dou's family, and was also unfortunately regarded as mosquito relatives.

Mrs. Da Dou didn't know the staff who helped.I only know Wei Qin, and what she said all afternoon was: "Wei Qin, pour XX's little grandson a drink... Wei Qin!Rub my shoulders! Wei Qin!Pour me a glass of water, I'm exhausted! Wei Qin, that place is not suitable, go and move it. The ladder is straightened! Wei Qin! ... Wei Qin! ..." Wei Qin was as tired as a spinning top, especially since she knew some of these guests!Many people sneered a few words in the name of greeting and then gave some eye drops, Wei Qin felt that she was even more pitiful, and the family she brought from afar to Shangli was very pitiful. Wei Qin didn't remember who to blame, she was really happy for a distant relative's wedding, and was willing to bless them. However, an originally successful wedding turned a wonderful turn at the end. This turn began when she saw Dou Jianye looking down at the lawn and not moving for thirty minutes. She looked at Dou Jianye as if he had encountered some difficulties. This second cousin with thick eyebrows and big eyes (the second cousin in the far room) was not annoying.They had very little contact, and he was polite to himself, always smiling. Just like that, Wei Qin walked over with a smile and asked in a caring tone: "Second cousin, do you need help?" Dou Jianye, who drank a little too much, has been depressed since three o'clock in the afternoon. His father and mother revolved around his brother, the guests circled around his brother, the whole world revolved around his brother, and the whole world inquired about his position.He is like a transparent person.Originally, he told himself that he was not as good as Dou Jianguo, so don't fight for it.But there are still grievances.He looked at the floor and thought about his elder brother and family affairs, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. It happened that Wei Qin, who is rare in a hundred years, came to throw himself into a trap. "Second cousin, do you need help?" Wei Qin asked him again with a smile. Dou Jianye raised his head and said with a sarcasm, "Come on, Wei Qin, I can't afford to be your second cousin. Even though I'm from Dou's family, I only earn a few thousand more than you. , being humiliated, but still able to maintain the supreme noble poor girl, but my fake beetle is really not suitable for your appetite, we are not stupid, can you hook up with someone else, I am in a bad mood, go! Go! !go!" Wei Qin's face froze instantly. She watched Dou Jianye say such words contemptuously, and she was in a daze for a few minutes.This feeling is indescribable, especially humiliating.How to describe it? Just like a man from a foreign country standing at a crossroads and looking around in a dilemma, you kindly walked over and said, "Hi sir, what difficulties do you encounter, do you need my help?" You are kind, but when you look at other people's answers, that man looks at you like a woman standing on the street: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested! Go! Go! Go!..." After finishing speaking, He turned around and left, disdaining to look at this poor relative who was so far away that he couldn't reach the edge with eight poles. Wei Qin's evil fire, "Teng!" burned up!She swore that in this life, that bastard would only show kindness again. After realizing it, she clenched her fists, turned around to search for Dou Jianye, and trotted around like crazy. It was already past seven o'clock, and it was getting dark every day. When the garden lights are on, most of the guests go to the lobby. Mosquitoes come out in groups to eat human-shaped cakes in the garden at night. Guests don’t like to stay here to feed the mosquitoes. Dou Jianye, who was hit, stood by the swimming pool, leaning against a pillar and smoking in style.He looks really classic.Pinstriped suit, antique-style tie, slender waist, deep and melancholy expression, the arc of left foot on right foot is sad and desolate, under the illumination of quiet garden lights, Dou Jianye is not smoking cigarettes , he sucked so lonely. Wei Qin came over, put his face under his face and gave him a big smile, Dou Jianye was startled, he watched Wei Qin throw his high heels aside, and jumped back a few steps.Then came a long jumper's starting motion and quickly slammed into him. Everything is just a matter of an instant. After Dou Jianye fell into the swimming pool, he stood there stupidly like a drowned chicken. After reacting for more than ten seconds, he cursed: "XX, you are crazy!" Whether the guests entered the hall or not, they surrounded them in shock.Guan Shuyi jumped down. She reacted quickly and thought of it after hearing Wei Qin's yelling and cursing. It was because she was too familiar and understood that Wei Qin didn't care.She just did something that was really unworthy of her friend.She was wrong, she shouldn't have forced Wei Qin from the very beginning.In her heart, Wei Qin is really a commoner, ordinary girl from a poor family who has a strong self-esteem and maintains a noble image at all times. Wei Qin pointed at Dou Jianye in the swimming pool with his hips akimbo and his chin raised, and cursed: "XXX's XXX... my grandma, mother, elder sister, and younger uncle came all the way to congratulate me on the bus. Their gift list outside There is a gift. The money is not much, it is a bead of sweat on the ground, and eight petals of hard-earned money earned by myself! What kind of shitty thing is your family doing? When people come and ask for money, just return a copy Supermarket card, even if you return the door, you won’t be allowed to enter! You won’t be entertained with half a sip of water. Since ancient times, it has been said that this is rich and unkind, but we still don’t believe it. Today, your old Dou’s family is acting out like this. Today I can see through.The old lady bowed and worked tirelessly for three days.Those who accompany you with a smiling face will bully you.Look at the chicken feather and bird cake thing your family made, why do you still judge people in different ways when you give a gift?The ancestors of your old Dou's family also came from mud-legged farmers, and they are no better than anyone else.Not a few years ago, the family went back to their hometown crying for help.My old Wei's family did not do any wicked things, that is because they have a conscience. To protect your father, my father was beaten up and can't do heavy work now. It's not because of my father's health. ?My old lady worked in your company's broken XX class, and she became a hostage, cooperating with the whole family to curry favor with your family?The old lady got in by herself!Your old Dou’s family is rich, so why don’t you give me a dime if I don’t work?If you give it to me, I will respect you and bring you footwashing water!Why do you act like a clean man with me and work honestly, is that inferior to your family?Owe your family?Give you face, I will call you second cousin, don't give face, I'm still scolding here today.Why doesn't God send a thunderbolt to kill your family's ungrateful animals! " After Wei Qin finished cursing, she felt extremely happy.She turned to look at Guan Shuyi, and bowed: "I'm sorry, I offended this family badly. If I can't do it, it will also implicate you. If you want to beat or scold you, you can go anyway, if you don't go It won't last long for sure!" Guan Shuyi had no choice but to grab the sign on her chest, and threw it into the swimming pool. She took Wei Qin's hand and walked out, scolding: "Are you stupid, you pig? You can't do this again after receiving the money." what?" "Sorry." "fine." "I killed you." "No!" It was a good wedding, but it was disturbed by Wei Qin like this.Although Mrs. Da Dou explained with a very relaxed face that the cousins ​​were just kidding around.But... Dou Jianye's grandfather still went back to his hometown in a fit of anger after the wedding. "I'm dead, and I want to bury it back to my ancestor's grave! What this man lost was thrown into the ancestral mountain cemetery!" The old man threw away such a sentence and took the old lady back to his hometown to make an apology.