Chapter 3 Shannini and Xiaofangfang

Wei Qin and Guan Shuyi are best friends, and this relationship is unnaturally formed on the natural growth path of human beings.Wei Qin has a beautiful appearance, with lordosis and back curl, long calves, white skin, big eyes, and long hair.Necessary fodder for certain fantasies of men.She came from a famous family, and her father was the third in command and a political commissar of a police station in a small town, who specialized in doing ideological work for people.With such a good family education, how could Wei Qin not be outstanding? She is eloquent, has rich social experience, and is emotionally dependent on Guan Shuyi, and she is very proud of it.

Guan Shuyi is a blind follower, of course, she only follows Wei Qin blindly.Ever since Wei Qin's mother and father divorced in her third year of junior high, Guan Shuyi has made it her duty to make Wei Qin happy.Their way of getting along is wonderful, and they can't tell who listens to whom. Usually, Guan Shuyi listens to Wei Qin emotionally, and Wei Qin listens to Guan Shuyi when it comes to work.This is probably complementary. "Yesterday, I went back to help you analyze it." Wei Qin slipped away from the surveillance of the office director and sneaked behind Guan Shuyi who was working.

Guan Shuyi is in charge of office miscellaneous at work, that is, buying pen refills, buying toilet paper, and setting up tables for meetings are all under her control.Wei Qin is in the accounting room, counting a lot of other people's banknotes every day, and sending out other people's money.But in the unit, the accounting room is an interesting place. This kind of fun is based on the fact that the accounting room has mastered the secrets of all the executives' wallets, so the accounting room has a higher status than the office. "How to say?" Guan Shuyi took out the USB flash drive from the typewriter and handed it to Wei Qin. This guy's report this month was full of typos again, and she helped her correct it.

Wei Qin smiled at a male colleague passing by, and pointed to his trousers: "BMW's new trousers cost more than 600 yuan, you are really willing." The male colleague was immediately happy. He pretended to be steady and deep and said his world view on clothes, that is, he would rather not wear them than lose his taste. Wei Qin agreed, as if he had been educated. Seeing the back of his male colleague leaving, Wei Qin pouted and said, "I don't feel ashamed to run around the streets wearing fakes." Guan Shuyi picked up the file folder and hit Wei Qin on the head with a "snap!", and said a lesson: "Why are you getting worse and worse? You don't remind people with multiple letters."

"Fuck, remind him, we've become enemies, I might as well pretend to be an idiot. Someone will always be a bad guy, by the way, do you want to read that analysis report?" Wei Xing pulled a chair and sat down. In front of Guan Shuyi. Guan Shuyi started to busy with her own affairs, while she was busy, she said without raising her head, "Go ahead." Wei Qin snapped her fingers, causing the other female colleagues in the office to snicker, but she leaned on the chair very handsomely, holding up the information and began to read: "Yesterday, the person you were blind dated had dinner with us and chatted for three days. Forty minutes an hour. He wears a shit yellow jacket and black trousers. The clothes are all brand new. It can be seen from this that, apart from his mediocre taste, he doesn’t have strong self-confidence. Generally, boys have low self-confidence. Because your parents give too much advice, if you marry in the past, you will often get angry on family issues. For this, I deducted two points from him. When he was chatting with you, he said about fifteen sentences. My dad said, I There is an uncle in the provincial capital. He is too dependent and relies on other people's achievements to flaunt himself. I deducted two points from him. When eating, he had to go through the menu once and told us to order casually. But... Guan Shuyi, We ordered two servings of 48 dishes. He just ordered a facelift for 8 yuan. It’s not that he hates his stinginess, this kid doesn’t have that courage in his pocket, we don’t dislike the poor and love the rich. But at least get married and live, if every day It’s so boring to split the money in half, so I deducted another point from him. He said that he is now helping the municipal party committee, and his father is trying to become a regular. Now the procedures for cadres in the suburbs of the city are frozen. No one can get in. I analyzed it for four years In addition, except for the large-scale recruitment examination, he has nothing to do. This kid talks a lot. But you can see the handwriting when he wrote your name, so he is timid, so even if you enter a full career establishment, then He also has no chance to improve in his life, and his character is not good. Once his parents retire, the child will be finished. I will deduct 2 more points from him. I will deduct the last point. He wants an invoice and scratches the lottery papers one by one. I hate this... ...I didn't even scrape one, it's too much, anyway...uh, general manager!"

Wei Qin jumped up and hid the torn paper behind his back. The general manager of the company, the most outstanding idol of the younger generation in this city, the handsome general manager Dou Jianguo, was looking at Wei Qin with his hands behind his back without saying a word. "Are you free?" "Aren't you free?" "Wei Qin, you are so eloquent, and you can read your words and demeanor. If I change the front desk for you, I will make the best use of everything." "Hey... Big cousin, you can't kill your relatives righteously, I just came here..."

That's right, Wei Qin is Dou Jianguo's distant cousin. Dou Jianguo's grandfather was criticized when he was in the Gang of Four.Wei Qin's grandfather had taken in Dou Jianguo's father, and the relationship was a bit messy. In short, two lifetimes ago, Dou Jianguo owed the Wei family a debt, and now the Dou family has not paid it off for two generations.Wei Qin's mother, if you have nothing to do, go to Dou Jianguo to take advantage of the little kindness back then.Therefore, Dou Jianguo hated this distant cousin who had already shown international standards. "Big cousin...!" Wei Qin pretended to be pitiful.He blinked his big eyes and looked at his big cousin.

Dou Jianguo frowned, turned around and left, not bothering to speak to her. Guan Shuyi was stunned for a moment, she didn't come here through nepotism, she made mistakes, but no one cared about her.So, she quickly typed the file with her fingers flying up and down, and kept typing until Wei Qin and her eldest cousin went away before letting go of the keyboard and letting out a long breath. "You're trying to kill me, big cousin!" she complained. Wei Qin didn't care. She walked around the entire office area, looting all kinds of things, including biscuits, peaches, drinks, and sunflower seeds.When the robbery was fun, she twisted and twisted and prepared to leave. When she walked to the door, she looked back at the group of office workers who dared not speak out and said, "Speak quietly, last month's overtime pay is counted." It’s coming down, call the end-of-month notice, you all come over quietly one by one, it’s a secret.”

After speaking, someone smiled and returned with a full load. In the office, the atmosphere suddenly became lively because of the small fortune from heaven.People have already forgotten Wei Qin's abominable robbery behavior, they just think that it is because of the relationship between Guan Shuyi and Wei Qin that they can get the bonus in advance, so they treat Guan Shuyi with extra kindness, one mouthful of Xiaoyi, and Xiaoguan's call is very warm .They are taking their own hard-earned money, which has long been forgotten. Guan Shuyi coped without looking up, and finished the work neatly. As for Wei Qin, she had long been familiar with her double-faced behavior. Strange to say, she didn't hate it at all, and even liked it.Wei Qin is a real villain, as long as you walk into her heart with sincerity, Wei Qin will give you her heart, as for what she doesn't like, she doesn't care about you.Just like her big cousin, when Wei Qin mentioned it outside, she would have to spit three mouthfuls and step on it to express her resentment.Wei Qin came to work at Dou's, just like Guan Shuyi, she was admitted step by step among thousands of competitors.Sometimes Guan Shuyi doesn't understand, why does the general manager always think that Wei Qin works here because their family rewards others with a bite of food?

I don't understand those rich people. After Wei Qin left, the office returned to the old way, everyone was busy with their own business, and Guan Shuyi raised her head from time to time to exchange ideas with her colleagues. "Sister Chang, for the employee meeting in the afternoon, the font size of the banner was a bit small, and the space between them seemed too large. It would be bigger by two centimeters, and it would look more grand. Sister Yang, I went to see the lights, and the old chairman's favorite rhythm was not stuck , as soon as he appears, the lights turn on from the back to the front, and when he stands up, he has to quickly pull from the front to the back. The rhythm here is every three seconds. I calculated the time, and yours is too fast... Don't use disposable water glasses for meetings Yes, Vice President Wang doesn’t like it. You helped replace all of them with ceramic ones. Now that the weather is dark, I will send an extra bag of rock sugar to the chairman when serving tea. The flower basket for the meeting will be reduced by one, and you can tell the florist to send four. It's done, one less lily, and more worthless chrysanthemums... It looks big, the light bulb in the women's toilet on the first floor is broken, there is no energy-saving lamp in the general affairs room, and I asked the home appliance side to send ten... "

That's right, Guan Shuyi is the deputy director of this office, and the director is Mr. Dou Jianye, the orthodox younger brother of General Manager Dou Jianguo.Apart from playing online games, this office director basically doesn't care about anything. The entire office relies on Guan Shuyi for work. After finishing her work in the morning, Guan Shuyi took two apples and slipped to Wei Qin's side. The accounting office was often called overnight to do accounting and auditing for big cases, so there was a small suite in the accounting office, and Wei Qin held the key.Every day at noon, two little women from the office sneaked there and quietly turned on the induction cooker to heat food in the toilet, which was another manifestation of privilege. Today's lunch is beef stew with potatoes and rice.The staff restaurant is too noisy, and these two women don't like to go there. "Shannini, my mother said, tell me to break up with you in the future...fufu...it's so hot." Guan Shuyi stuffed a piece of hot beef into her mouth and let out a breath. "Xiao Fangfang, your mother must think that I stole your man. Hey, Xiao Fangfang, you are too insidious. Every time you assassinate me in front of your aunt, I have no reputation in your family." Wei Qin was helpless Well, everyone thought she was bullying Guan Shuyi, but in fact... Guan Shuyi was Scola who was hiding behind her, and she couldn't afford to mess with this guy. "Shan Nini, I don't like that guy's cunning eyes." Guan Shuyi ate the beef desperately. "Xiao Fangfang... oh... you are not afraid of being scalded, quickly leave two pieces for Shan Nini..." Wei Qin held the last piece and did not let go, Guan Shuyi grabbed her hand and ate the last piece of beef with her chopsticks . "Xiao Fangfang, I'm sure you...you are...you shameless bitch...you're fat to death." Wei Qin was about to die of anger. Guan Shuyi stood up, looked left at the mirror in the toilet, looked right for a while and sighed: "Shan Nini, tell me, those novels are so good, the empress dowager chooses a daughter-in-law, first look at the buttocks, if it is easy to conceive, point to it." To be a concubine for the emperor. Look at our butt, which is round and big, so easy to bear. Why can’t we get married?” Wei Qin ignored this shameless guy, she squatted there to clean up the benches, wash the pots, dishes, and chopsticks. "Oh, Xiao Fangfang, you're still angry with me, I'm the one who will replace you." Guan Shuyi put her arms around Wei Qin and flattered her. These two women are sometimes very interesting. Guan Shuyi calls Wei Qin Xiaofangfang, and Wei Qin calls her Shan Nini.This is a pet name for girlfriends among women. There is no textual research. They have hurt each other like this since they met. Of course, they usually do this when there is no one else. "Oh, Shan Nini, you didn't even give me this month's meat money. You really think I'm a rich man here. The landlord's house doesn't have any food left!" Wei Qin opened the small cabinet under the sink and put away the kitchen utensils. Put it in and lock it up.Turn on the ventilation fan to extract the smell of oily smoke. After dinner, the two women lay on the single bed and began to gossip about apples. When women are together, they actually talk about men, their own, or other people's.In short, there is nothing good to say, nothing to talk about.In the final analysis, these two women have no men, so they have to talk about other people's men. "Shannini, this apple is so sweet, even sweeter than the ones you gave me before." Wei Qin held up the bitten apple and sighed in amazement. Wei Qin picked up the apple and bit off a third of it in one go. A sweet, refreshing feeling immediately filled her mouth. Immediately, Guan Shuyi felt that she could not be satisfied anymore. My God, why is this world so beautiful? "A master, a master..." Guan Shuyi sighed twice, confirming that the elder brother who digs coal next door is a master at picking apples. The employee recognition meeting in the afternoon was very successful.After the office was finished, Guan Shuyi cut the rest of the things, such as notebooks, meeting bags, carbon pens, candies, melon seeds, bananas, drinks... even the red banner with the words on it, they cut them into pieces. up.These things are rotten in the warehouse, regardless of white or white.Guan Shuyi buckled down ten high-density polyester straight-stem umbrellas, and when she saw that she had a good relationship with her, she quietly stuffed one.Incidentally, she also brought a flower basket with many chrysanthemums, and almost everyone scattered around happily. On this day, it happened to be raining heavily.Qin Zhi, who went shopping in a wheelchair, was unlucky enough to be drenched under the eaves of the Feilong Commercial Building at the gate of the community.It is a few hundred meters away from home to the commercial building, but Qin Zhi can't run to solve things like before.The commercial building was not prepared for the handicapped, and he couldn't go up the short three steps, and Qin Zhi didn't have a crutch, so he had to hide under the half-dewed eaves and sighed helplessly. Guan Shuyi went to Shangsha to buy soy sauce, and she really bought soy sauce.Her mother called her when she was off work, and the ribs were eaten at home, and the soy sauce for stewing the ribs was gone.The grocery store in the neighborhood only sells dark soy sauce.As soon as she got off the bus, she saw the neighbor's elder brother who was digging coal, hiding in a corner in a daze.Looking at him from the bus station, he was very pitiful and pitiful. In an instant, her little head started to make up stories again. Story 1: Grandma Qin thumped her old cold leg and said to the brother who dug coal: "Son, there is no food at home, but grandma has an old problem...how good is this?" Qin Zhi clenched his fists and said with tears streaming down his face "Grandma, don't be afraid of high mountains and obstacles, so I'll go buy noodles." Pushing the wheelchair, he rushed into the storm with difficulty.Grandma Qin crawled to the door and stretched out a hand: "Heaven!!" Story 2: Xiao Qinzi pushed his wheelchair to the gate of the building with difficulty. He wanted to find a job to prove that he was physically and mentally strong.However, the hateful security forces shut him out, Xiao Qinzi helplessly stretched out his hand in the rain: "Heaven!!" Story 3: It was a stormy day, Xiao Qinzi pushed the wheelchair to make soy sauce, but!Some young people in the society snatched his only two yuan and twenty cents, and Xiao Qinzi shed tears silently, crying out in grief and indignation, "Heaven!!" In the end, just hide in... Guan Shuyi thought about it, but came to Qin Zhi with an umbrella. She put the flower basket with many chrysanthemums in her hand on Qin Zhi's lap, and pushed him to a place that was more sheltered from wind and rain, but Qin Zhi couldn't get through. . Qin Zhi looked at Guan Shuyi in surprise, but Guan Shuyi looked at Qin Zhi's thin white, slender hands that were blue from the cold on the handles of the wheelchair, it was so pitiful.She is kind and heartbroken. "It's raining so heavily, why did you come out?" Guan Shuyi opened two more umbrellas to protect him from the wind.Fortunately, she cut the velvet cloth for the meeting table, she opened her bag, pulled out the piece of red velvet and wrapped it around Qin Zhi's bluish face. This is a very warm feeling, I can't tell how warm it is.Qin Zhi felt it without saying a word, soothing his cold body.He wanted to say thank you, but he couldn't speak for some reason. Guan Shuyi looked at Qin Zhi, who was holding flowers and wrapped in a red cloth, burst out laughing, and said, "You look like a martyr now. I'm bah bah bah! Don't worry, I'm talking nonsense." Qin Zhi didn't think her joke was funny. He didn't know what it was like to wrap himself in red cloth, looking like a national martyr wrapped in a national flag to pay tribute to.His laughing point is not here, maybe he has never known this feeling in his whole life. "Shopping?" Guan Shuyi was a little embarrassed.She reviewed every word she said, whether she had offended this neighbor who could pick apples with her unscrupulous words. "Well, buy some books and pens. I write. You can buy things too." Qin Zhi said slowly. "Yes, I'm passing by to buy soy sauce. Wait for me for a while. Don't move the wheelchair. If you fall out, it will rain again." After finishing speaking, Guan Shuyi ran into the commercial building. Qin Zhi lowered his head, stared in a daze for a while, then suddenly laughed, he laughed softly, and in the end he couldn't restrain his laughter until he twitched uncontrollably.He slowly warmed up.