Chapter 17 Chapter 16 Seems to be a little enlightened (Part 1)

"Ugh..." A strong, sour liquid fermented by gastric juice gushed out of the man's mouth, almost splashing on Wei Jing's shoes. "Wow!" She screamed, instinctively yearning to dodge to the side, but then realized that if she didn't help, this guy was going to sit down in that puddle of vomit. Wei Jing was so disgusted by the smell, she grabbed the man's arm to stabilize his balance, turned her head and took a deep breath, then turned around holding her breath and said quickly, "Jiangshan, This way! Come here first!" He said while pulling him to a clean place.Dizzy Jiang Shan struggled with her subconsciously, muttering, "What are you doing, who are you!" Wei Jing said soothingly, "I, Wei Jing, wake up, Jiang Shan, What happened? Why did you drink so much? Are you all right?"

Jiang Shan is more than 1.8 meters tall, and he usually looks very thin and slender, but now he is not only staggered because of drunkenness, but also his weight rises straight up like a sponge that has absorbed water.Wei Jing had to support him with her shoulders and prevent him from breaking free and falling down. For a while, she felt as if she was carrying a big safe, not to mention deadpan, and always thinking about running away. "Ouch!" Wei Jing yelled. Just now, she pinched the heel of her shoe to the sewer grate, lost her balance for a moment, and her back hit the electric pole, which hurt a lot.

The dazed Jiang Shan continued to struggle regardless, he suddenly pulled his hand away, "Let me go..." The drunk man didn't know how to control his strength at all, Wei Jing almost got a slap in the face when he was unprepared, his cheek The part that was swept was burning and painful.Miss Wei, who was already sweating all over, suddenly became angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the guts! She stomped on Jiang Shan's feet, crushed them with her heels, and said viciously, "You're still in good spirits, aren't you, little boy! If you don't wake up again, I'll slap you with big ears, believe it or not..." Before she finished speaking, I saw Jiang Shan, who was grinning because of the pain in his feet, suddenly bent over, "Whoa...a... Wei, Wei Jing?"

Sandals, a famous brand, 586 yuan after the discount, part of the bonus, this year's popular emerald green, the sales lady at the time vowed that our products are very refreshing to wear, and will not feel like covering your feet!Absolutely breathable!Wei Jing looked up at the sky and was speechless, very good, very good, it really is very breathable without covering her feet, the feet are hot and wet at the moment... "My God," Mother Wei in the restaurant grinned at the sight, and stood up as she spoke, while Father Wei on the other side hurriedly gave a hand, "Why are you going?" Mother Wei said, "Go and help your daughter." Ah, look at her, is that helping? The whole thing just adds to the chaos!" Wei's father signaled her to be calm, "You always said that I spoiled her, but now you are the same, you let her do it herself, If it really doesn't work, she will definitely come to us, let's not meddle in the matter between other children!"

Mother Wei looked at the serious look on her old man's face, curled her lips unhappily but sat down anyway.Dad Wei continued to look left and right out of the window, and now his daughter and the young man were under the streetlight, looking much clearer. He stabbed his wife and asked mysteriously, "Do you think this is her boyfriend? He looks good, but getting drunk is not a good habit." "Tch," Wei's mother snorted. Say, "What kind of memory do you have, isn't that Jiangshan, Mi Yang's friend, who used to come to visit Mi Yang to play, and came to our house several times, and followed a little fat man!"

"Oh..." Wei's father nodded, "You said that, I remembered, and later went to Peking University to go to the bank, right?" Wei's mother nodded. "Maybe the two of them are together now, otherwise, why did Wei Jing run out in such a hurry?" Wei's father still maintained a certain degree of doubt and expectation. Wei's mother was taken aback, and turned her head to look out. Wei Jing had already supported Jiangshan against the lamp post, and ran to the grass beside her, chasing the automatic sprinkler faucet and rushing her feet with a difficult movement, while still on the phone .Even though it was eight feet away, Mother Wei could feel Wei Jing yelling at the phone.

After watching for a while, Mother Wei shook her head, "It's not like this, your daughter is not in this state of being in a relationship! Hey I said, what's the matter, are you in a hurry to marry your daughter?" Mother Wei looked at her old man jokingly.Wei's father chuckled, "I just think that Wei Jing will be 27 when the new year turns, and I should look for it. It doesn't matter who she is, as long as she is of good quality, motivated, and treats her well! Actually..." He pouted , suddenly stopped talking. Wei's mother glared at him, "Actually, what? You're half-talking, you!" Wei's father picked up a chopstick of mutton and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Actually, I think that one is good..." "Then who?" Wei's mother asked, the couple who have been married for thirty years is not for nothing, and she reacted immediately, "You want to say Mi Yang?" Wei's father nodded and said seriously, "I really like this child, We have gotten along well with Wei Jing since we were young, and we have taken care of her. You see, Wei Jing is always the one who is looking for trouble. That child is cheerful and never takes heart! He is still a policeman, and he is willing to make progress! How wonderful!"

"Hmph!" Mother Wei sneered, "Yeah, it would be even better if he didn't have a mother!" What are you? Who can have no flaws!" Wei's mother glared, "That's a fucking flaw, it's a flaw! I want my daughter to call her mother and serve her, don't even think about it! Don't talk about it , there are no windows!" Wei Jing didn't know how her parents were planning her life's major events here, she was arguing with Mi Yang on the phone.Mi Yang was on his way home. His bicycle tire was punctured at some point, so he could only go home by bus.When I was bored, Wei Jing called.

As soon as he said "Hello", Wei Jing over there started to shoot at him like a machine gun. After a burst of bombardment, Mi Yang, who was a little dizzy, made a summary.It should be that Wei Jing encountered Jiang Shan drinking too much and vomited on her while eating, and he had to pay for everything that was more than 500 yuan without wearing it for two days. "Why did you two run into each other? Ah? Come on, stop shouting. I'll get off at this stop and take a taxi, and I'll be there in five minutes! Opposite the Little Sheep over there, right? Well, what's the situation in Jiangshan now? ?” Mi Yang asked and squeezed out, “Excuse me, excuse me to get out of the car.”

Wei Jing, who had been working hard, looked back, and Jiang Shan, who had vomited twice, was much better. After recognizing herself just now, she had been leaning quietly on the telephone pole, but she was a little unsteady, dangling, and she didn't know What are you thinking. "It's okay for now," Wei Jing said. "What is okay, be more specific!" Mi Yang instructed.Wei Jing rolled her eyes, "It's similar to when the ape-man first came down to the ground, he can barely walk upright." "Hey!" Mi Yang burst out laughing, and the spitting star apparently flew into the collar of the man in front of him. The man turned his head and glared, only to find that Mi Yang was a policeman, and the swear words on his mouth squirmed for a long time. Swallowing it back, Mi Yang said, "I'm sorry."

When I got off work today, I received a call from Wei Jing saying that the dinner party with the beauty was cancelled, so Mi Yang went home in no hurry, and finished the rest of the dog registration form before leaving.When I wanted to change clothes, I found that my casual clothes were gone. Later, other colleagues said that it seemed that the boy Zhou Liang had worn them away. When he was cursing Zhou Liang, he found that the tire of his bicycle had blown out, so Officer Mi could only wear his uniform. The different eyes squeeze the bus, but it's not intentional to show off. Over there, Mi Yang got out of the car and reached for a taxi. Here, Wei Jing put down the phone and walked back. The dirt on her feet seemed to be washed away. As for whether it was really clean, Wei Jing asked herself not to think too much.Walking up to Jiang Shan and tilting his head to look at him, he heard Jiang Shan muttering something there. Wei Jing listened for a long time before he understood what he said, "Drink...drink..." "Still drinking? Jiang Shan, what's wrong with you, the first time I saw you drunk, you said you're not Fat San'er, it's okay to learn from him, even though he has nothing to learn." Wei Jing said softly Touching Jiang Shan's arm, Jiang Shan smiled at her, but his eyes were out of focus.After the overwhelming vomiting just now, his face was a little flushed, but his face became paler, and there were dots of vomit on his chest and trousers. "Jiangshan, is there anything wrong? Work is not going well? No, Mi Yang said last week that you have become the deputy manager of your bank. I said that you are not in love, right? ..." The rest of Wei Jing's words were choked in her throat, because Jiang Shan suddenly raised her head and stared at her. Wei Jing, whose hairs were about to stand on end, said quickly, "Jiang Shan, I'm just kidding, don't scare me, you know who I am?" Jiang Shan seemed to think about it, and then smiled, "You are Wei Jing." Only then did Wei Jing let out a long breath, and followed along, "You really know." Jiang Shan nodded seriously, "I know, aren't you the Wei Jing with the scar on his left buttock... " Wei Jing, who was relaxing her neck, heard a crisp sound of "quack", and the surroundings suddenly became quiet. She looked up at Jiangshan, just like a silent film actor in the 1930s, only her mouth was moving, and then there was a big traditional Chinese subtitle next to it, "This The man said: You have a scar on your left butt!!" "Jiang Shan, what did you just say?" Wei Jing asked softly.Jiang Shan seemed to know that he had said the wrong thing, looking desperately trying to regain his sanity, his eyes were flying around, "Hic," he said slowly after hiccupping, "I didn't say anything, anyway. Mi Yang won't let me tell Fat San'er, it's really nothing, hiccup, hehe..." There was a "boom" in Wei Jing's head, "Damn rice!" She gritted her teeth word by word.It is not honorable to say that the scar on Wei Jing's buttocks came from grabbing a piece of baked sweet potato, which resulted in an extra scar on her buttocks.Neighbors who lived in the courtyard together before mentioned Wei Jing as, oh, I know her, she was just the little girl who sat on the small stove and was sent to the hospital, and still clung to the sweet potato, right? Anyone who wants to say this can say it, but Mi Yang said no, because the one who snatched sweet potatoes from Wei Jing and accidentally pushed her to the stove to "roast her ass" was the police officer Mi Da himself.Because of this incident, Wei Jing gave people the impression of being a "foodie", and after Mi Yang was beaten up by Papa Mi, he subconsciously developed a habit of giving Wei Jing something good to eat first. "Monosodium glutamate, Shanzi!" Just as Wei Jing was furiously running around his body, big and small Zhou Tian once, Officer Mi, who didn't know that a catastrophe was imminent, rushed to him.At a glance, he saw the two people staring at each other under the lamppost over there. After paying the fare, he hurried over. Before the people arrived, he smiled first and came over with a big grin. "MSG! I've been calling you for a long time, but I didn't hear you, wow, shit, what are you doing!" Mi Yang, who had just passed across the road, suddenly noticed a black shadow flying towards him, and turned his head instinctively, and the sound of the wind wiped him away. Passing by, his big-brimmed hat was knocked off. Mi Yang looked down subconsciously, and there was a sandal lying next to his hat, green and very feminine.He bent down and picked up the two things first, raised his head and said with a smile, "Why, isn't it a little late, it's not like you don't know about this traffic jam, and you actually used a hidden weapon." He put one foot on the spot Wei Jing, who was jumping up and down, cursed, "Mi Yang! You bastard pig!" Mi Yang, who was being scolded, didn't understand, so, "Even if it's a little late, you don't have to utter bad words, huh? I said what kind of smell is it?" He twitched his nose, and found that Wei Jing's shoe smelled strange For some unknown reason, he mocked Wei Jing while handing over the shoes, "Sandals can smell like this, your sweaty feet are serious enough." Wei Jing snatched the shoe back, hit her first hand, knocked her head, face and butt with her heel, "I'll beat you to death with your big mouth! I'll make you spit! You're full and you can't get enough of it!" Did you say it?" "Oh, shit! It hurts, Wei Jing, what are you doing? You, I'm so anxious to hit me again, I'll fight back," Mi Yang hopped around like a monkey, Wei Jing was wearing A high-heeled shoe is far less flexible than him when it turns around. At this time, Jiang Shan, who was thrown aside to watch the fun, didn't know why he started to giggle. After laughing a few times, he felt sick and then bent over and retched a few times. Wei Jing and Mi Yang, who were fighting here, did it at the same time. An action I dodge.But Jiang Shan didn't spit out anything, and slid along the electric pole and sat on the ground with his head down. Within a few seconds...the snoring sounded. Mi Yang took the opportunity to hide away a little bit, he crossed his arms ridiculously, and looked at Wei Jing, who was panting heavily and staring at him viciously, with fear, the shoes made her pinch and rattle. "What's the matter, you want to stuff the shoes in my mouth again?" Wei Jing sneered suddenly, and put the shoes back on her feet, "That's a good idea! It's six hundred dollars, I'm not willing to eat it if you are willing to eat it. After finishing speaking, he put on his shoes, turned around and wanted to leave. "Hey?" Looking at the back of Wei Jing leaving angrily, Mi Yang, who felt inexplicably ingenious, couldn't help but yelled, "I said whether you have early menopause or a restless puberty lagging behind, what do you think? Something? Even if Jiang Shan vomited on you, he didn't do it on purpose, so you don't need to implicate the nine clans like this? Are you attacking him or me?" Without turning her head, Wei Jing said "a raccoon dog!" and strode across the road. Watching her enter the restaurant, Mi Yang, with 2.5 eyes, realized that the Websters seemed to be there, and he waved at them awkwardly. "River of the same feather?" Mi Yang Lingguang's mind began to turn. Wei Jing is not a person with many things, and she has always gotten along well with Jiangshan, not to mention that she was "okay" when she called just now. What did she say just now?Big mouth, random spraying... He fully mobilized his logical thinking ability to replace it, 'The raccoon of the same feather refers to me and Jiangshan, and then says I spray randomly, that is what Jiangshan sprayed... Officer Mi Da's eyes fell on Jiang Shan who was already asleep. Early the next morning, Jiang Shan, who had a nightmare all night, finally woke up. His head was swollen and heavy like a stone. He raised his hand and rubbed his temples. Let him grin his teeth and take a deep breath, not daring to knead any more.After a long time, the uncomfortable feeling passed a little bit, although Jiang Shan didn't open his eyes, but the smell of the room, the bedding under his body told him that he was at his home. I drank too much yesterday, and then I ran into Wei Jing, and then...Jiang Shan slowly opened his eyes, the room seemed to be very bright, but why was it so dark in front of his eyes?Jiang Shan frowned, wiped his eyes and looked again, "Ah!!!" He yelled in fright, Mi Yang was staring at him with his head down, and the two of them were about to stick together, "Are you awake? Did you wake up last night?" What did you say to Wei Jing?!" Jiang Shan wanted to get up subconsciously, and then heard a muffled "bang", "I X!" Two curses sounded at the same time.Jiang Shan, who was already suffering from a splitting headache, yelled, "Mi, you are sick! I am not a sleeping beauty, why are you so close to me in the early morning?! Ouch..." After yelling, Jiang Shan hugged me cautiously. In his own head, he was more and more uncomfortable being shaken by his own voice. Mi Yang, who was sitting by the bed rubbing his forehead, said angrily, "You are the Sleeping Beauty with eyes full of shit, answering the question, I have endured you all night!" "What the fuck question..." Jiang Shan stretched out his hand to block the glare of the sun, and then suddenly remembered that he told Wei Jing yesterday that her butt... Jiang Shan began to smile wryly, "I said she has a scar on her butt." "What did you say?" Mi Yang didn't seem to understand, Jiang Shan let out a sigh of relief, and said with emphasis, "I mean, she..." Before he could finish speaking, he felt that his neck was tightened. He sat up, "How do you know?" Mi Yang asked.His expression was usually even calm, but Jiang Shan just felt that Mi Yang was like an extinct volcano before it erupted, and he could KO himself with a punch at any time. "You told me," Jiang Shan broke Mi Yang's hand that was holding his neck. "Me?" Mi Yang obviously didn't believe it.Although Jiang Shan's eyeballs were swollen and painful, he still couldn't help rolling his eyes, "Yes, you, you broke the big case on January 6 last year and you got a flower on your shoulder, the three of us ate chicken wings and drank at Xiaoyun's shop Congratulations, you must tell me when you are too drunk, and you have repeatedly emphasized not to tell Fat San'er, but that guy is already drunk, if you don't believe me, you can ask Xiaoyun, she heard it too!" After saying so many words in one breath, Jiang Shan felt that the head was no longer his own, so he simply gave up on Mi Yang to grab it however he wanted, but Mi Yang let go of his hand embarrassingly, and helped him lie back.The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and said with a wry smile at the same time, "Drinking is really a waste of time!" Seeing Jiang Shan's uncomfortable look, Mi Yang picked up the wet towel on the bedside table, "Here, just wipe it off." Jiang Shan took it over and thanked him, then wiped his face and asked, "You took care of me last night. What? Don't you have to go to work today?" Mi Yang stretched his waist and rubbed his face vigorously, "I asked for leave today to transfer shifts with my colleagues, I've known you for so long, and this is the first time I've seen you drink like this, I don't worry, are you okay? " Jiang Shan paused for wiping his face, and then heard him muffled under the towel, "It's all right, ah, by the way, Wei Jing... is it all right?" "All right?" Mi Yang pulled He tilted his head to show Jiang Shan's forehead, "It's all blue, did you see that, she knocked it with the heel of her shoe!" "Hehe," Jiang Shan couldn't help laughing, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'll explain to her later, I promise she won't be angry with you, don't worry!" "Oh," Mi Yang sighed, "I hit her She doesn't answer the phone, doesn't reply to the text messages, you don't know, she is very jealous of people mentioning this matter! This time I am miserable..." "Dami, isn't Wei Jing a buddy?" Mi Yang was taken aback by Jiang Shan's thoughtless words, but he understood what he meant, and said awkwardly, "What are you talking about?" "What are you talking about?" , You didn’t see what you did just now, if I say I peeked at it, you must have eaten me raw!” Jiang Shan joked. Mi Yang has been exposed to the sun a lot recently, and his exposed skin is black and shiny, but no matter how dark his skin is, it still can't stop the redness from oozing out. "Hmm!" He coughed dryly, then crunched the joints of his fists, then scratched his head, and in the end he only had a smirk, but he didn't want to refute anything. Jiang Shan couldn't help laughing anymore, "Men...do they become fools because of women?" He shook his head emotionally.Mi Yang nodded thoughtfully and said, "What you're talking about..." Mi Yang didn't become angry, but agreed to make Jiang Shan startled, and then heard Mi Yang ask nonchalantly, "Then, who is He Ning?" ?” Jiang Shan and Mi Yang looked at each other for a while, then fell back on the bed.Mi Yang didn't urge him, just watched him cover his eyes with his arms, and after a while he said sullenly: "Da Mi, I rejected too many girls before, will I be punished?" Mi Yang smiled slightly. I was stunned, and then said in a very ordinary tone: "Nonsense! Tell me the ins and outs of your retribution." Jiang Shan was silent for a long time before he began to tell... He Ning, an ordinary migrant girl, does some cleaning work in a bank.Jiang Shan didn’t notice her at first, but later when she was working overtime, she always found that she left very late. She did a lot of work by herself, and she had no complaints. She worked hard and seriously, not at all like the young girls nowadays. That impetuousness. (This part is handwritten by Fanfan, fan12345) After meeting her a few times, the handsome Jiang Da, who has eyes above his head, has a good impression of her, and occasionally greets her politely, that's all.Until one time He Ning picked up the money lost by the customer and handed it in, but was accused by the recovered customer of the wrong amount, which caused the president to come out. In the end, fortunately, there was a bank video to prove He Ning's innocence, but the customer still refused to apologize. The bank naturally thought that it was to settle the matter and not offend the big customer. A small cleaner in his own bank just turned around to comfort her.Looking at the tears on He Ning's face, Jiang Shan felt that it was very unfair, but he also understood that the world is like this, and not just the word "justice" can solve everything. But what everyone didn't expect was that when the client was leaving, He Ning stopped her. Everyone thought that she was unwilling to be wronged, but found that He Ning handed the client's young son a band-aid.It was only then that everyone discovered that the naughty little boy had cut his palm at some point and it was bloodshot, but his father didn't notice. The customer left in a little embarrassment, the president praised He Ning a few words, ordered Jiangshan to reward her with an extra five hundred yuan, and left.He Ning didn't respond too much, and continued to do his work.In this way, slowly, little by little, Jiang Shan discovered many advantages of this girl, especially delicate and supple. Compared with the eloquent and highly educated girls around him, this trait of He Ning is more attractive people. "You know? Rice, I've seen a lot of beautiful girls, but none of them make me feel like I want to protect her urgently... Don't laugh, it seems that I'm hot now with a shaved head, You can't think of it, she resigned because of rumors in the bank, I know she doesn't want to affect me, she is really a very kind girl..." Jiang Shan's words kept replaying in Mi Yang's mind, and he pushed open the glass window on the bus to blow the wind...