Chapter 10 Chapter 9: A Family of Cats and Dogs

"I said you are really good at fighting, even fighting in public on the street," Niu Suo walked around Mi Yang with a thermos, his face still smiling as usual.Mi Yang, whose body hadn't been cleaned of ashes, just stood upright.Looking at the corners of Mi Yang's mouth, Niu Suo felt even more angry from the bottom of his heart, and the evil turned to his side. "You are so capable! When you are a policeman fighting with ordinary people, you can fight. You have to wear a police uniform when you are off work! You can fight while wearing a police uniform, and you still lose!" Niu Niu Suo's eyes were staring like cow eggs, Mi Yang blinked and said, "Huh?"

"Your director is really funny," Fat San'er leaned over the table and said to Zhou Liang with a smile. The police and the masses in the outer room heard Niu Suo's loud voice just now.Zhou Liang was also snickering, but when he saw Fat Saner's playful smile, he immediately put on a straight face, "Don't be a magnet! Sit down, take out your ID card!" Fat San'er grinned, "Brother, we are our own people, do you see that?" He raised his thumb and pointed to the director's office on the right, "Rice, my best buddy, big relative!" Zhou Liang said with a half-smile , "So what, he is your own father, you have to follow the rules, ID card!" Fat San'er choked for a while, "Yes, yes," he said while taking out his driver's book, "Is there no ID card?" Take it, you can make do with it," he said and threw the driver's book on the table with a "snap".

Before Zhou Liang could speak, Mi Yang came out of the director's office. Fat San'er's eyes lit up, and he quickly posted it, "Da Mi, are you okay? You were really beaten by that black boy. Turn around, buddy. Go practice with him!" Mi Yang, who was full of bad luck, rolled his eyes in his heart, and asked deliberately, pretending to be puzzled, "Comrade, who are you? Do I know you?" Walking to his desk, he took two sips of the cold tea that was left over at some time, and only then did he feel that the anger in his heart had subsided a little. "You guys don't know each other, hey! I said you kid ran the train with your mouth full, and you're making fun of the police, right?" Zhou Liang, who was blocked by Fat San'er just now, said with staring eyes. "I don't know him?!" Fat San'er's eyes were wider than Zhou Liang's. Seeing that Mi Yang still looked like I have nothing to do with you, we are strangers, and he was a little impatient.

"Ask him, I don't know what happened to him? He went to the factory cafeteria to steal buns when he was six years old, and he fought in groups in the fifth grade. If I helped him block that brick, he would still be a policeman? I went to visit the tomb in Babaoshan early. Also, when you secretly fell in love with our school belle and didn't dare to confess, I wrote that love letter for you... Ugh!!!" Fat San'er was grabbed by the neck by Mi Yang and carried out of the room. "You took the wrong medicine, what did you catch and say!" Mi Yang was a little annoyed, seeing that the ears of the people in the room were dumbstruck just now, and they were uncertain how to spread gossip. "Cough cough," Fat San'er, who was blushing, stroked his neck and coughed twice before squinting at Mi Yang and said, "Do you know who I am now?" "Whoever knows you is unlucky!" Mi Yang In the middle of talking, I suddenly woke up, "Damn, you gave me that love letter back then?! I didn't look up for half a semester, you!!" "Calm down, calm down, Officer Mi, pay attention to your image!" Fat Saner

"Hey," Fat San'er smiled obsequiously, "Which one of our brothers is with whom? Isn't it just in time for something to happen today? I just found out that you are working here...By the way, why are you not in the branch office? It was transferred? Why didn't we know?" Fat San'er remembered this in the middle of talking. Mi Yang moved his shoulders uncomfortably. None of his friends told him that he was sent down, even though he claimed that he was not serving the people where he was going?But subconsciously concealed the news, at least he wasn't ready to say it yet, but he didn't expect to be bumped into by Fa Xiaoer! "How do you know I'm here?" Mi Yang took the topic away without leaving a trace, Fat San'er pointed to the bulletin board on the screen wall, "Isn't that, such a big photo, like a wanted criminal, I don't Blind, hehe."

According to regulations, all police officers in the police station have to hang up their photos and write their names and positions clearly, so that the public can easily find and monitor them.When the passing policemen heard Fat San'er's adjectives, they couldn't help but glance at them. Mi Yang, who was a little embarrassed, elbowed Fat San'er, "What kind of wanted criminal? If you can't speak, just shut up. Bad luck with this broken mouth!" Fat San'er patted himself on the mouth as a sign of regret, and Mi Yang snorted, "Okay, stop pretending, let's get down to business, what's the matter with you?" "Yo, Mi Yang, why are you back? Zhou Liang finished asking, what's your opinion?" Sister Zhang came out from another office with a few people, and when Mi Yang turned around, there were two women and one man.

"Brother-in-law, it's this fat man who bumped into us!" A thick foreign voice rang out, and Mi Yang looked for the sound. It was a girl in her twenties, pointing at Fat San'er viciously.Although she is also in T-shirts and jeans, she looks like she is from the country. She is not good-looking, but she looks very healthy. "Little sister!" A low voice sounded behind her, Mi Yang tilted his head and saw a shorter woman standing behind the girl, dressed more conservatively, and found that Mi Yang was looking at her, the woman bowed shyly Nodding his head, a blush floated across his face.

"Hey, can I say that you are polite? We call it Futai! Besides, someone bumped into you, and you crossed the road by yourself without looking at the traffic lights, and rushed to the opposite side. If I hadn't stepped on the brakes in time, you might not be where you are now. Stop cooking!" Fat San'er didn't like to hear it anymore, and he ate a fat man every time, wasn't he scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk! "I'm sorry, comrade, don't mind," Gao Haihe interjected before his sister-in-law wanted to fire the cannon again. Just now he understood the situation, and he really couldn't blame the two car owners. What's the matter.He stepped forward and said to Mi Yang, "Comrade, I missed it just now, I'm sorry." Looking at Gao Haihe's sincere face, Mi Yang shook his head, "That was a misunderstanding, and I was also at fault."

The two men looked at each other and smiled, and held out their hands, "Gao Haihe, from the XXX troop's reconnaissance battalion." Haihe nodded, and Mi Yang rubbed the corner of his mouth, "It's not new to be thrown by you, so we can communicate with each other another day? Do you want to improve the quality of the people at any time?" "Okay," Gao Haihe readily agreed. "Then please take this home first. I'll go back to the company after I'm done here. I'll tell Jane. Thank you. I'll let you go." A sweet female voice came, and everyone present Attracted by the sound, they turned their heads together, and everyone felt that a tall girl was walking towards this side.

She wore a black one-neck dress with a pinstriped blazer over it. The narrow sleeves were rolled up to the elbows, and a pair of brown suede boots softly wrapped her slender legs.The neat short hair was tied behind the ears, revealing her clean skin and graceful neck, and the thin light makeup made her facial features more striking, so... Wei Jing who was following her was almost ignored by others. Of course it was only close, Mi Yang frowned when he saw Wei Jing struggling to hold the box.Wei Jing pushed the box again to make it more secure for her to hold. When she raised her head, she met Mi Yang's gaze.Quickly took two steps over, looked at the corner of Mi Yang's mouth and asked, "Are you okay?"

Mi Yang laughed happily, "It's okay," he said and took the box. "What do you think you are capable of?" Looking at Mi Yang's bruised mouth, Wei Jing felt a little uncomfortable, and couldn't help but glance at Gao Haihe while complaining.Gao Haihe touched his nose in embarrassment. Fat San'er on the side came over and said with a smile, "Wei Jing, with the noise of howling you just now, let alone the rice, I would have to rush up if it had been changed." Wei Jing's face was a little hot. Mi Yang couldn't help crying.Just like a child, if he falls and has no one to help him, he will be fine, but if you try to comfort him, he will feel very wronged and cry endlessly. Before Mi Yang punched him, Gao Haihe subconsciously defended and counterattacked, and he twisted his wrist and threw it sideways. If it weren't for Mi Yang's excellent fighting response, the punch just now would not have just broken the corner of his mouth.After Mi Yang relieved the force of Gao Haihe's fall, he turned his leg and wanted to sweep back, "Mi Yang, what are you doing!!" A Buddhist lion roar stopped his movements.When he raised his head again, Niu Suo's livid and fat face was right in front of him. Niu Suo, who had just turned around after going to the toilet, was worthy of being an old policeman. He figured out the ins and outs after three times and five divisions. He apologized to Gao Haihe, glared at Mi Yang, and led everyone back to the police station.Only then did Wei Jing realize that the place she was going to was in the opposite alley, less than ten meters from the place where she was hit, so as soon as she entered the police station, Fat San'er who appeared out of nowhere suddenly realized, and said, I heard someone crying and calling Mi Yang just now, and I thought I was hallucinating, so it was you? "Fatty man, stop talking nonsense!" Wei Jing gave Fat San'er a white look, they were very familiar, and occasionally went out to play together, Fat San'er was very happy, and looked very happy when he was scolded.Over there, Gao Haihe's sister-in-law murmured to her sister, "I yelled at me when I said he was fat, and he was quite happy when that woman called him fat!" "Shhh!" The woman waved her hand in fear. "Ivy?" The pretty girl smiled and called Wei Jing, and she pointed to her watch, gently reminding Wei Jing that time was running out. "Oh, okay, I'll go right away, Mi Yang, I'm going back to the company first, Fat Saner, let's go!" Wei Jing wanted to take the box, but Mi Yang hid, "I'll take you out." "Hey, rice, what about me?" Fat San'er yelled, "Wait!" Mi Yang turned to the policewoman again and said, "Sister Zhang, I'll be right back." Wei Jing walked out, and Sister Zhang waved, "Everyone come in." "I didn't have time to ask just now, why do you have such dark circles?" Wei Jing asked while waiting for the bus on the street. "Don't mention it! If you don't raise it, you don't know your parents' kindness!" Mi Yang sighed. "Huh?" Wei Jing didn't know why. "Okay, the car is here, you can go quickly, your colleague seems to be in a hurry, Fat Saner is still waiting for me, I will tell you later," Mi Yang sent Wei Jing into the taxi .Wei Jing rolled down the car window as if remembering something, "My colleague is the trump card of our sales there. He is very polite to me. If you have something to do, you can help her. By the way, her name is Liao Mei!" Already!" Mi Yang nodded. When it was time to get off work at night, Wei Jing felt her stomach burning again, and then she remembered that she hadn't eaten all the time. "Ivy, I'm sorry to trouble you today," Liao Mei walked to her desk and said, Wei Jing quickly stood up and said with a smile, "You're welcome, you should." Liao Mei smiled, "Can I invite you to dinner?" "No, no , my mother is ready and waiting for me," Wei Jing hastily declined. "Okay, I heard from Yajun just now, it's because of me that I didn't let you eat, even if it's for you, Yajun will go too, let's go to Guijie and eat whatever you want," Liao Mei said with a smile . "Oh, well then, let's go to AA," Wei Jing felt that it would be inappropriate to refuse, let alone Yajun. "No need, according to BM's rules, whoever earns more will invite you, and I will come to you later," Liao Mei blinked and walked away. "Your family lives here?" Liao Mei asked.After eating, she took the initiative to drive Wei Jing and Ya Jun home.Wei Jing had a very pleasant meal this time. In addition to having Yajun, a friend who can talk to each other, and a beautiful woman with a good temperament, good looks but very easy-going and talkative, the time for everyone to talk and laugh quickly passed . "Yes, my parents are both from XX factory. Turn right and take another intersection to reach our family's community," Wei Jing replied smoothly. "Oh, by the way, the policeman today is your friend, called..." Liao Mei thought back. "Mi Yang!" Wei Jing answered with a smile. "Yes, Mi Yang, the surname Mi is quite rare," Liao Mei said casually. "Yeah, my dad's factory is the only one with the surname Mi. By the way, we are neighbors, and his dad also works in XX factory," Wei Jing said nonchalantly. "Ouch!" Liao Mei braked suddenly, Wei Jing was shaken violently, and couldn't help crying out. "I'm sorry, the red light, I almost didn't see it!" Liao Mei pointed to the front, Wei Jing saw that it was true, and couldn't help laughing, "You have seen the police once today because of the red light." "That's right, it's okay ..." Liao Mei shrugged her shoulders. "Okay, I'm here, thank you, May," Wei Jing got out of the car and bent down to say goodbye to Liao Mei in the car at the gate of the community. "You're welcome, bye!" Liao Mei smiled and shook her hand, then turned the steering wheel and turned back.Wei Jing walked home, still very happy in her heart. After coming to BM, she was the happiest tonight. It seems that Yajun is right. Liao Mei is a very good person, beautiful and capable but not proud! Liao Mei, who was driving home, was thoughtful all the way. While waiting for the light, she took out a disk and stuffed it into the CD player, and a beautiful melody of "Obo Meeting" was scattered in the car, " As long as you wait patiently, brother, the person in your heart will come, hey..." Liao Mei hummed along in a low voice. "Are you back?" Mother Wei, who opened the door for Wei Jing, twitched her nose, "It smells like hot pot!" I'll take you and my dad to eat later!" Wei Jing tossed the bag and lazily spread it on the sofa. "My girl is back, how is it? Are you tired today? I heard from your mother that you went to dinner with your colleagues? Is the food okay?" Dad Wei, who had just finished taking a shower, came over wiping his hair and sat down. Beside her daughter, snorted her head. "Well, I was unlucky this morning, but it was normal tonight!" Wei Jing angrily told about Amy. "It's very normal. There are people like this everywhere. Just be on guard against her in the future. Besides, it's a blessing to suffer. We just went there again, so we'll be fine in the future," Dad Wei said comfortingly.Wei Jing nodded, "I understand, I just feel panicked and really want to scold people!" "Then you scold, let's have a good time first!" Wei's father said pretending to be serious.Wei Jing giggled. Although her father couldn't give her any real help, she felt very relaxed to be able to vent to her family. "Hey, what's wrong with my mother today, if I usually complain, she will immediately say it's my fault!" After laughing, Wei Jing suddenly felt something was wrong, after thinking about it, she realized that her mother was too quiet today.Hearing his daughter's question, Wei's father laughed, "Your mother, today I hurt my body because of my mouth, and I have no power to do it." "Wei Dasheng, what are you talking about, you dare to spread reactionary remarks if I don't say anything?" Mother Wei couldn't help but speak.Wei Jing sat up and looked it over carefully, "Oh, Mom, why is your face a little swollen, just over here," she reached out to touch it, but Wei's mother tilted her head to avoid it, "Don't touch it!" "What the hell is going on?" Already?" Wei Jing became more and more confused. "Don't mention it, just the Northeast nuts you bought from that treasure last month. Your mother said that you bought them and threw them away before eating two. If you put them down again, they will smell bad and you can't eat them. She is afraid of waste, so she was reimbursed today, and her gums are swollen," Wei's father made a face of admiration. "Huh? Mom, you ate all that catty, so you're not afraid of getting angry?" Wei Jing grinned. "Also, what kind of crap did you buy? It's so hard that it's not easy to chew, and a piece of broken iron is put in it to weigh its weight. Let me tell you, don't buy these messy things from the Internet in the future, do you hear me! "Mother Wei said angrily, clutching her cheeks. Wei Jing, who was speechless for a while, asked with a wry smile, "Is the broken iron you mentioned split forked? Is there a gap in the middle? Can it still move by pinching the two sides?" Wei's mother said, "What's the matter?" Wei Jing fell headlong He fell on the sofa and wailed, "My mother, those are the nut pliers specially given by the owner MM..." When Wei Jing was dumbfounded by the brave old lady, Mi Yang was sitting in a small restaurant drinking and chatting with Fat San'er and Jiang Shan.There is really no way, as soon as Fat San'er left the police station, he immediately told Jiang Shan the news of Mi Yang's transfer to the grassroots, and Jiang Shan's call came after him. Mi Yang could only smile wryly, Jiang Shan didn't have Fei San It's so easy to fool. "I say it's not mean enough. I didn't tell our buddies about such a big event. If I hadn't met today, he might have kept it a secret for a long time. Whoever treats him if he doesn't treat him!" Drinking blushed The fat San'er burped while talking.Jiang Shan frowned and fanned the air with his hands, "Damn, what does it smell like!" "Hey, Yanjing Beer is super spicy! Hiccup!" Fat San'er said with a smile, and deliberately leaned over to blow Jiang Shan's face. "I think you are perverted enough!" Jiang Shan pushed his face away angrily, and Fat San'er screamed, "Damn, I can't resist anymore, let the water go first!" and rushed out the door. Jiang Shan turned his head and saw Mi Yang who was looking at them with a smile, and snorted coldly, "I say you can do it!" The words were endless, but Mi Yang understood what he meant, and reached out for the wine bottle to put the two Everyone's cups were filled, and then he raised the cup and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry! I didn't deliberately hide it from you!" Jiang Shan beat Mi Yang's shoulder hard with his fist before drinking the wine in one gulp. These two people have been in the same class since elementary school, middle school and high school.As for the appearance of Comrade Fat San'er, Mi Yang has always regretted that he was young and ignorant, and his heroic complex caused trouble. He rescued this guy from a dark corner. burden. The two good students have different ambitions. Mi Yang wants to become Di Renjie's second, while Jiangshan's idol is Soros. Therefore, when they were admitted to college, one majored in criminal investigation at Public Security University, while the other was admitted to Peking University School of Economics and Management.Comrade Fat San'er, who was poor in studies, inherited the repair shop opened by his father after graduating from high school. Relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to eat water, there is a certain factory nearby, and some small-scale mechanical maintenance and parts procurement were contracted by them, which was later Mi Yang asked Papa Mi for help.There are more monks than meat, how many people are staring at such fat meat, don't even think about it if there is no particularly "hard" relationship. When Fat San'er didn't go to college, apart from his poor studies, his father's illness was also one of the main reasons.Before the old man left, he had a wish. You have to give birth to my grandson, and you can't cut off the incense of my Fei family, or I'll be a ghost and I won't be able to spare you!Fat San'er's nickname was Sanzi, not because he was the third, but because his mother had two miscarriages, and the third time she went through hardships to keep him.So Fat San'er's goal in life has always been to give birth to children first, and make money second! "Hey, you don't wait for me, drink it yourself!" Fat San'er rushed back after draining the water, picked up the beer and drank a glass first, then picked up the perverted spicy chicken wings that were all red and started to eat. Mi Yang said to Jiang Shan with an unflattering face, "Just watching him eat makes my stomach burn!" The corner of Jiang Shan's mouth curled up.Fat San'er gnawed on the chicken wings and said vaguely, "You are called a man if you dare not eat spicy food?!" Without waiting for Mi Yang to answer, he asked again, "Mi, you think this is unlucky? Although you are also at fault, but this It is clear that I am using you as a stuffing pad for my back!" Mi Yang smiled faintly, "So what if you don't admit it, the director is about to retreat, if our captain insists on getting ahead, let alone me, even himself... Forget it, let's not talk about it! It's work everywhere, don't let it go." Just take off my police uniform!" After speaking, he raised his head and took another drink. Fat San'er wanted to talk, but was stopped by Jiang Shang's wink, so he could only curse in a low voice, "It's so fucking ugly!" , I called your family last week, and the old lady said her blood pressure went up again?" Jiang Shan picked up a salted edamame and ate it slowly.He is born with a good temperament. Although he was born as a commoner, he has the special status of a high-ranking official's son.According to Mi Yang, when slapping someone with a brick, he is also elegant, as if he wants to invite you to a ballroom dance, which is very deceptive! "You don't need to ask, as long as the old lady's blood pressure is high, she must have failed the blind date again!" Mi Yang said with a smile.Fat San'er sighed unhappily when he heard the words, and then shouted, "Waiter, reheat this chicken wing for me! How can you eat it when it's so cold!" The boy from the restaurant rushed over, "Brother, wait a moment!" After finishing speaking, he quickly went to the kitchen. Mi Yang and Jiang Shan shook their heads tacitly at the same time, thinking that this guy was too unlucky, he was anxious to have a son, and he couldn't find a woman to give him a son.Fat San'er, who had no talent, looks, and money when he was in school, was naturally not popular with girls. He was still young at the time, and he didn't like him who was too bad-looking. Later, I inherited the small repair shop that was on the verge of bankruptcy from my father. It happened to catch up with the economic downturn that year, and even factories that needed equipment repairs generally digested it internally.Fat San'er begged his grandpa to sue his grandma to find work everywhere but hit a wall everywhere. If it wasn't for relying on his father's old relationship to occasionally give him some work, this small repair shop would have collapsed long ago.In the end, Mi Yang gritted his teeth and begged his father. It was the first time he begged for someone when he grew up so big. Although he felt awkward if it was his own father, but for the sake of his buddies, he could only bite the bullet. When the business improved and Fat San'er finally had the time and strength to find his wife, his unlucky journey began.It was a person he was talking about before, a Beijinger, graduated from a vocational high school, and worked as a waiter in a three-star hotel. Fat San'er met when he was negotiating business.The two claimed to fall in love at first sight, and after half a year of dating, they were ready to get a certificate to give birth legally. Mi Yang and the others had all prepared their red envelopes, but the bride disappeared. Fat San'er was so anxious that he almost dragged Mi Yang to call the police. In the end, one of the girl's sisters told Fat San'er that she fell in love with a Taiwanese boss again, and she might have gone to Baodao by now. Fat San'er, who was stunned and then lost his mind, was in a trance for a whole month before regaining his combat effectiveness and stepping into the battlefield of finding a wife again. He also smiled and said to Mi Yang, our buddies can't be hanged from a tree, right?But once when he was drunk, he choked up and told Jiang Shan that even if he could still fall in love with another woman, this love would still be incomplete, and it would be different. Later, what kind of older young women, female college students who came to Beijing to work hard, divorced after being emotionally hurt, so-called Chinese-Americans and working girls from other places, all kinds of women, he met no less than 20 women of all colors, excluding them. People didn't like him, and none of the remaining seven or eight stunned made it. Half of it was aimed at his money, fearing that he would run away after marriage, and the other half was interested in his Beijing household registration, and was still afraid that he would run away after marriage, and the other half said, let's hurry up!I just want to find a man who can feed me and keep me warm. I have a Beijing registered permanent residence. If you are afraid that I will steal your money, we can sign a prenuptial agreement!Fat San'er made a decision on the spot, it's you!The long road is finally on the verge of success, but they were told during the premarital examination that the woman has a genetic disease that is not conducive to fertility... "Who is it this time?" Mi Yang asked, "Didn't you tell me that you were a hero to save the beauty, and then they offered to buy you coffee? Is it her?" Eyes, "Really? San'er! Asking you!" He kicked Fat San'er lightly with his foot. Fat San'er smiled wryly and said, "Yes, before drinking coffee, I was a hero saving the beauty, and after drinking coffee, I was a hero crying!" "What do you mean?" Mi Yang asked. "What do you mean?" Fat San'er rolled his eyes there, "Two cups of coffee cost four hundred, one fruit plate six hundred, if I hadn't reacted quickly and had to drive a centaur, I guess my two hundred catties would have been left there! " Mi Yang frowned, and Jiang Shan said, "Which high-end cafe did you go to?" Skin. "What did you do for that girl? How did you meet?" Mi Yang asked. "It's nothing, she dropped the phone card, I picked it up for her, and then she thanked me, and then we chatted," Fat San'er said. "Is it a black shop?" Jiang Shan turned his head and asked Mi Yang, but before Mi Yang answered, a plate of red chicken wings was placed on the table with a "bang". San'er just wanted to be angry, but when he looked at the person, he retracted his head again, but Mi Yang and Jiang Shan were all happy. The one who came was none other than the restaurant owner's daughter. Fat San'er's repair shop opened opposite their house.Because of the unique flavor of the grilled chicken wings here, Fat San'er often comes here to eat, and he gets to know the owner and his wife after coming and going. Once when Fei San'er brought Mi Yang and Jiang Shan here for dinner, I don't know how to talk about Fei San'er's blind date, the proprietress of the restaurant said something, why don't you introduce my girl to you, she is in her early twenties , I still read the self-examination, but I am motivated, just right for you! Mi Yang and Jiang Shan both booed and said yes, but Fat San'er laughed and interrupted and changed the topic.After the boss turned around and walked away, he said, just his girl, she looks like a thin bone spirit, she is not good-looking, she has no breasts and no buttocks, how can she have a son!right? He talked so happily that he didn't notice that the girl was standing behind him holding the tableware. Mi Yang's wink made his eyelids twitch. Slap him directly on the head!Fortunately, the girl put down her things very restrainedly and left, but the expression on her face was hard to describe.Since then, Fat San'er still likes to eat the grilled chicken wings here, but always only comes when the girl is not around. "Xiaoyun, long time no see," Jiang Shan greeted with a smile, Xiaoyun nodded politely, but unlike other girls, he was dazzled by handsome Jiang's smile. "Our store will be closed in a while, please check out first, thank you," she said blankly. Mi Yang hurriedly took out his wallet, and said as he took it out, "You eat too much, fat man, and you still ask me to pay for it! If I don't have enough money, you can make up for it!" Fat San'er bowed his head and snorted, "I have no money!" Mi Yang smiled and said, "No money? If you don't have money, I'll keep you here!" Then he raised his head and said to Xiaoyun, "Is this fat man worth two dollars? Look at this pork belly!" After speaking, he handed over the money.Jiang Shan on the side listened with a smile, picked up the wine glass to drink, and then heard Xiao Yunte calmly say, "I'm sorry, we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!" "Pfft!" Jiang Shan sprayed Fat San'er with beer all over his forehead... The three people who came out of the checkout were strolling along the street to digest food. Fat San'er's footsteps were a little swaying, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he didn't know if it was because he drank too much wine or was choked by Xiao Yun just now. Mi Yang couldn't help laughing again out. "Laughing fart?" Fat San'er immediately glared at him.Normally, Comrade Fat would never have the guts to challenge Mi Daxia, but just now he was too low in front of his brothers, so now his small, fragile self-esteem is very sensitive. Mi Yang was not angry, so he said cheerfully, "San'er, to be honest, that girl is quite suitable for you, what's wrong with being thinner, lean pigs may not have fewer cubs than fat pigs, what's wrong with being average?" , Ugly Wife Bodi Jiabao, can you find someone so beautiful that you can eat it?" Fat San'er rolled his eyes, "Who are you running on? Let me tell you, I have to find Concubine Yang to show you! Don't think that you He's handsome, but those of us who aren't handsome have to buy defective products!" After speaking, he turned around and walked across the road, shaking. "Where are you going?" Mi Yang yelled at him, "You hurt your self-esteem, go home!" Fat Saner shouted imitating Song Dandan's accent.Mi Yang took two quick steps and grabbed him, "I think you're out of your mind, your house is over there!" Fat San'er looked around dizzily, and then muttered, "Who are you lying to?" Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Just as he was about to speak, his cell phone rang. Jiang Shan stepped forward to support Fat San'er, and Mi Yang freed his hand to answer the phone, "Hello? Oh, my god, I'll go back right away... What do I bring? Why do you want that thing... Yes, yes, I Got it, I'm going to buy it, and I've hung up!" "What's the matter?" Jiang Shan asked, "It's nothing, I have to go to the pharmacy, you didn't drive, so I'll take San'er home first." Mi Yang said. "Let me deliver it. It happens that there is something to do at the branch here tomorrow. I will stay at his place tonight. You can go. Many pharmacies will be closed later," Jiang Shan waved his hand.Mi Yang nodded, "Okay, then I'll leave first, call if I have something to do!" After speaking, Mi Yang reached out to stop a taxi and left first. "Huh? Why is it so quiet? Why didn't Guli stop barking?" Wei Jing, who came out of the shower, heard the sound of someone coming home to close the iron door downstairs, but didn't hear the roar of Guli from the opposite door.One of the stinking problems of this poor dog, no matter what time it is, as long as there is a big fart movement, it will bark for at least a minute. There are no troubles upstairs and downstairs, but firstly, everyone is from the neighborhood, so I am embarrassed to say, secondly, Papa Mi is the leader of the factory, and everyone living in this building is from the same factory, who would come up with such a problem? To offend the leader... In this way, after a long time, the comrades have adapted to it.Wei Jing couldn't help being a little puzzled when he suddenly didn't hear Guli's movement today. Mother Wei, who was rubbing the soles of her feet with a massage ball, suddenly laughed. Wei Jing wrapped her hair in a towel, took a bottle of night cream and sat next to Mother Wei. She wiped her face and asked, "Mom, why are you laughing, so weird?" Mom came over and whispered proudly, "Today I treated that poor dog well!" "Ah? You really kicked it, isn't Gulitama still playing with you?" Wei Jing looked at Wei's mother suspiciously, and did not forget to do a lifting and firming massage on her cheeks, but the old lady used to be angry when she was angry. As I said, one day I will kick this broken dog to Hebei bark! .Mother Wei snorted, "Am I that stupid?" After she finished speaking, she moved closer again, as if she was afraid that Mama Mi at the opposite door would overhear, "You don't know, when I came back from grocery shopping this morning, I bumped into the opposite door as soon as I went upstairs. You said I didn't step on her on purpose?" Yes, just stepped on it once! Well, hearing her howl was horrible, those who didn’t know thought she was stepped on by an elephant!” “Haha!” Wei Jing laughed immediately. Mother Wei patted her, "Don't laugh and listen to me, and then her horny horn rushed up to bite me, you didn't see the intensity, her eyes were red, the more you pulled it, the more emotional it became That's a lot of energy! If it wasn't for your Uncle Wang on the fifth floor coming off the night shift just in time to stun the dog, I might really have to get a rabies vaccine!" Wei Jing, who had been listening with a smile, frowned, "Mom, you really have to be careful in the future, rabies is very prevalent now, that dog is not used to it, it dares to open its teeth!" Mi Yang said, their Miguli He has used the four characters "dog fights against people" to the extreme, and he has always suspected that the ancestors who uttered this idiom must have seen Guli's ancestors. Wei's mother curled her lips in disdain, "Cut, if it really dared to bite me, it wouldn't be kicking it to go to Hebei, I'd just kick it to the Babaoshan Cemetery!" Go, and was grabbed by Wei's mother, "I haven't finished yet!" "Ah?" Wei Jing was dragged back to the sofa again, "Is there anything else?" "Of course, it will be exciting later!" Mother Wei cleared her throat, "Then I went out again at noon. The broken dog barks all the time, it annoys me! Later I thought about it, don’t you like to bark, and today I will let you bark to your heart’s content!” Wei Jing blinked, "What do you mean?" Mother Wei said with a smile, "I kicked our door first, and it started barking. When it stopped barking, I kicked it again. Anyway, I was at the door." Sit inside and choose vegetables, and see who consumes more!" "No, Mom, you are too..." Wei Jing was surprised and funny. "What's wrong with it, it should have been cured a long time ago. Their family members died, so I had to come here!" Wei's mother said confidently. "What happened next?" Wei Jing asked with a smile. "It's nothing later, anyway, it stopped barking later," Wei's mother proudly picked up the massage ball and rubbed her feet. "Mom, you are really good!" Wei Jing gave a thumbs up, and Wei's mother raised her eyebrows, "Of course, who am I!" The two women were talking, when they heard the sound of someone going upstairs to open the door with a key. The two women immediately pricked up their ears, and they heard Mama Mi yelling at the opposite door, "Have you bought the medicine yet?" Yes," Mi Yang responded repeatedly, and then heard him ask, "Who has a hoarse voice, and must let me buy golden throat lozenges at night?" "Puchi!" The mother and daughter of the Wei family threw themselves on the sofa and laughed together...