Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Fish Cake II

"puff!" Before Zhong Ruifeng could swallow the wine, he spurted out all of the wine, and Zhang Qianzhi gave him a sidelong glance, "Do you know how expensive Lafite in 1998 is?" Zhong Ruifeng was so choked that he coughed, completely ignoring how expensive the wine was, and pointed at the same time, "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough... old eight... cough cough... you won't... cough... or child……" Before Yu Bingbing could understand, Zhang Qianzhi had already picked up a sea cucumber and stuffed it into Zhong Ruifeng's mouth, "Eat vegetables!"

Zhong Ruifeng was so choked by that sea cucumber that he rolled his eyes. He finally chewed it up and swallowed it, and couldn't help rolling his eyes, "Are you trying to choke me to death? It's such a big one, you just stuff it into my mouth! " "Didn't I feel sorry for you? Look, you didn't bother to eat vegetables. How well this sea cucumber is simmered. It's crispy and fragrant." Zhong Ruifeng smacked his tongue, feeling that the aftertaste was really good, so the head of Xingxing also clipped one for Yu Bingbing, "Try it, this is really good, not inferior to the craftsmanship of those five-star restaurants." Watching Yu Bingbing eat, while scolding He, "I didn't say you, old man, look at you, you are hungry and full, you can't even get your mouth to eat, and your mother doesn't care about you... I have no mother, so I have been eating since I was a child." No one cares. It’s good for you, having a mother is worse than me without a mother..."

While eating, Yu Bingbing said, "It's not my mother's fault, it's the Chinese New Year and she's too busy." "What about your little girlfriend? Doesn't she cook for you?" "She took the Level 4 test a few days ago, and these two days are the final exams... Besides, she usually has to go to class, and rarely goes to my place." Zhong Ruifeng suddenly remembered that when he mentioned Ai Iijima just now, Yu Bingbing had no idea who Ai Iijima was, so he hooked his shoulder excitedly, "Hey! Old Ba, come on, tell me the truth, you No or..."

Just when he was halfway through speaking, his lips softened suddenly. It turned out that Zhang Qianzhi had stuffed another large piece of fresh chicken fir into his mouth.This time he quit. He slapped his chopsticks and pointed at Zhang Qianzhi and cursed: "You feed me this and that, I'm not a child, why don't you let me talk?" Zhang Qianzhi had a frank expression on his face, "Don't tell me, Lao Jiu, don't I have something to ask you?" "Ah?" Zhong Ruifeng scratched his hair, blushing a little, "Is there anything my brother can't ask for, if you have something to say, just say no."

"Don't mention it, the car I bought was pinned on the road yesterday. Don't say it, the son of a bitch ran away with the accelerator pedal, almost pissed me off!" "Which little bastard is it, dare to leave your car?" "How do I know? I didn't see the license plate clearly. By the way, you can help me modify my new car later, and return the German four cylinders. You can't even handle a small Japanese car, so you can run away." As soon as the car was mentioned, Zhong Ruifeng beamed with joy, "Okay, I'll take a look for you later, and I promise to modify your car faster than the bastard's. Let me tell you, I just modified a Beetle for my Xiaoying. She replaced everything from the engine to the hubs to the suspension to the rear wing, leaving a shell of a Beetle. There is no other way, women love that shell. When her Beetle was on the high speed that day, it happened to overtake a Ferrari, so she drove it into a Ferrari. The woman in the house was so angry... After chasing her for hundreds of kilometers, she didn't catch up to Shandong, so she could only follow behind our family Xiaoying, watching her taillights..."

He just went on and on about changing the car until the meal was over.Zhang Qianzhi took out his card to pay the bill, but was stopped by him again, "It's so easy for us to go with Lao Ba, do we need you to pay the bill?" He said, took out his wallet, and handed a gold card to the waiter casually. All the way to the car, he was still talking about it, from Toyota's engine to Honda's nozzle, until he sent Yu Bingbing to the ground.He and Zhang Qianzhi were the only ones in the car, so he remembered to ask, "By the way, how do you want to modify your new car?"

"What car to change!" Zhang Qianzhi flicked the cigarette butt out the window, closed his eyes and rested his mind, "Let's think about it carefully and think about how to give Lao Ba a big gift." Zhong Ruifeng was puzzled, "What gift should I give Lao Ba? Besides, what does he lack? He doesn't lack anything, so what else should we give him?" Zhang Qianzhi sneered, "Use your brain!" Zhong Ruifeng looked aggrieved, "Aren't you embarrassing me? Even Xiaoying won't let me use my brain. She said that it's happiest to be alone."

"Take your Xiaoying's words as an imperial decree!" "Then you still treat your Meimei as a fairy!" "roll!" "Humph!" Zhang Qianzhi lit another cigarette, and said slowly, "Don't even think about it. Today we're talking about Ai Iijima, and Lao Ba doesn't even know what she does. You can see what kind of life she's living. She's in her twenties." I'm old, maybe I haven't even tasted a woman before." Zhong Ruifeng slapped his thigh violently, "That's right! I've been wanting to say this just now, but you stopped me several times before I could. I just wanted to ask Lao Ba, but you still stuffed things into my mouth desperately. Do you see that you are not delaying the matter?"

Zhang Qianzhi glared at him, "You're delaying things! Don't you think about how thin-skinned Lao Ba is, like a big girl. If you want to talk nonsense in front of him, why don't you scare him away? We have to plan this matter slowly, think long-term, and give him a great gift, so that he will never forget it, and he will always miss our brothers for the rest of his life. Then every time I think of our friendship, I can't help being so moved that I want to bleed tears." Seeing his strange smile, Zhong Ruifeng couldn't help but ask, "Fifth, why do I think we're plotting against Eighth?"

"I will plot against my brother?" Zhong Ruifeng scratched his head, "That's..." Zhang Qianzhi asked again: "Then you will plot against your brother?" "Of course I won't!" "That's it, we are helping him! Helping him experience the best things in life. By the way, call Lao Liu later and get some medicine, some strong medicine!" Zhong Ruifeng shivered in fright, "I won't call Lao Liu... If I want to call you, call him... Last time I was pulled... I almost collapsed..." "Who told you to laugh at the sixth girlfriend's girlfriend last time, can he not put laxatives in your cup?"

Zhong Ruifeng thought and thought, and finally couldn't help asking: "Letting Lao Liu dispense medicine to make Lao Ba have diarrhea...what does it have to do with us helping him?" Zhang Qianzhi couldn't bear it anymore, "Who said that the sixth child should be given laxatives?" ---I am the dividing line of a certain drug that is very CJ--- "Before the action, I will hold a meeting with everyone as usual. Check the clock now, fifteen thirty-two." "That's right!" "All right!" "According to our first set of plans, at 16:30, Lin Xiaofeng should finish the last exam and come out of the exam room. If the information is correct, Lao Ba will go to school to pick her up, and then the two of them will go to 'Astro Boy' Hot Pot Superman' for dinner. You should know the map by heart. This shop is on Huaihai Middle Road. There are many people and the surrounding environment is complicated. It is very convenient for us to retreat. "In case the first plan fails, then use the second plan. However, I would like to remind you again about the risk of the second plan. According to our analysis of Lin Xiaofeng's personality, she will definitely catch up with the thief when she sees it." Yes. But Mao Zi, you must pay attention, she has a fourth-degree black belt in karate, you should be more agile in your legs and feet, if she really catches you, you may lose your elbows. "Also keep an eye on the old eighth, don't tell me you don't know what kind of skill the eighth brother is like. He practiced Sanda with the chief coach of Ouchi when he was six years old. He is an authentic famous teacher. If he finds out what you want to do, you all will Don't even think about seeing me again." "Fifth brother, don't worry, we promise to complete the task!" "Five brothers don't worry, if you don't succeed, you will succeed!" "Go away! I told you to prescribe medicine, not to kill people!" ---I am the dividing line of the first plan--- Lin Xiaofeng sat there bored with a lollipop in his mouth, holding a calling card in his hand.She took the number 60, and she was only called the number 32 now. The waiter came over with another handful of lollipops, and said with a smile, "Student, let's eat a lollipop first!" Yu Bingbing took two more and gave one to her, "Here!" "I won't eat." So he peeled off a lollipop, and told her while eating: "Actually, I called yesterday to make a reservation, but when you went to the bathroom just now, I saw a big family came for a birthday, and they brought a child with them, so just Give them their place." "Then you didn't say it earlier?" "I didn't know you were mad about it." Lin Xiaofeng gave him a hard look, "Who said I was angry?" "Then why are you angry now?" Lin Xiaofeng stuffed the lollipop into his mouth viciously, all men are pigs! pig! Fortunately, the queue finally arrived, and the two ordered the mandarin duck pot bottom.As soon as the food was served, the little girl sitting next to her was playing with balloons in the aisle, and accidentally threw the balloon under their table.The little girl was very generous, "My sister helped me pick it up, thank you!" Lin Xiaofeng bent down to pick it up, but who knew that the balloon was too light, and ran to Yu Bingbing's side with just a light touch.It just so happened that the little girl's mother also came over, quickly picked up the child, and thanked her repeatedly with embarrassment.Yu Bingbing had bent down to pick it up a long time ago, and finally picked up the balloon and returned it to the child. Without waiting for her mother to teach, the little girl had already smiled sweetly: "Thank you uncle." After the mother and daughter walked away, Lin Xiaofeng asked depressedly: "Why does she call me sister and your uncle?" "You are still young!" "I'm twenty years old today!" "Oh……" "Oh what? I don't even have a birthday present..." Lin Xiaofeng ate a piece of fat beef, men are pigs! pig! "Today is your birthday?" Yu Bingbing felt a little embarrassed, "I forgot." "Today is your treat." Lin Xiaofeng called unceremoniously, "Waiter, let me have another serving of fat beef." Watching Yu Bingbing swallow the plum tea frowning, even his beautiful Danfeng eyes narrowed into a line. "unwilling?" "No!" Yu Bingbing said, "This plum tea is really bad." Lin Xiaofeng picked it up and smelled it, "Plum teas all taste like this, young master!" "Oh..." Yu Bingbing drank another cup, still squinting his eyes with sourness, "Do you want it?" Lin Xiaofeng was sweating from eating, "Then pour me a cup." Before the meal was finished, Yu Bingbing had already gone to the bathroom twice, Lin Xiaofeng felt a little strange, "Your stomach is uncomfortable?" Yu Bingbing frowned, as if his stomach really hurt, but he whispered angrily, "No." Lin Xiaofeng saw that his face was flushed red and his forehead was covered with sweat, so he reached out and touched it, "What's wrong? Have you caught a cold?" "Do not touch me!" Lin Xiaofeng was taken aback by his fierce tone, so he withdrew his hand angrily, "The dog bit Lu Dongbin!" Yu Bing put his head on the table heavily, "Are you full?" "What's wrong?" Yu Bingbing wished he could bang his head on the table, "I want... to go home." "Are you going to have diarrhea again?" Lin Xiaofeng said while calling the waiter, "Let's go to the hospital, waiter, please pay the bill!" "Not going to the hospital..." "Why don't you go to the hospital?" Yu Bingbing blushed like a boiled shrimp, "Anyway, I won't go to the hospital." After getting into the taxi, Lin Xiaofeng realized that his T-shirt was soaked with sweat, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with you? You should go to the hospital." "go home!" Lin Xiaofeng shut her mouth, she didn't care about a sick man, besides, men are pigs! pig! After getting off the taxi, Yu Bingbing said, "I'll go up first." He took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the driver, almost gnashing his teeth and said to Lin Xiaofeng, "Call me when you get home, and be careful on the way." Lin Xiaofeng saw that he was standing there like an ant on a hot pot, he seemed to be sweating all over his body, as if he had been fished out of a steamer, except that there was no white steam coming from his head, so he said: "Why don't I send it to you?" Are you going up?" "don't want!" He almost roared, slammed the car door shut with a "bang", then turned around and ran away. The taxi driver glanced at Lin Xiaofeng from the rearview mirror, and advised her: "Little girl, it's awkward to quarrel with your boyfriend, in fact, men also want to coax." Lin Xiaofeng only felt that his heart was full of grievances, what and what?He had never been able to remember her birthday, and it was fine if he couldn't, but today was really inexplicable, and he even yelled at her. Since we met, I have never seen him so fierce. The car had been driving for several minutes, but she was still hesitating whether to let the driver turn around. She always felt that Yu Bingbing was acting weird today, and she should follow up to see.While hesitating, the phone rang suddenly, she thought it was Yu Bingbing, but when she looked at the number, it turned out it was not, "Ninth Brother." "Xiaofeng, is Lao Ba with you? Why doesn't he answer my call?" "He came home." "No one picked up the landline." Zhong Ruifeng seemed a little anxious, "Is there anything wrong?" "Huh?" Lin Xiaofeng was taken aback, thinking that this guy would have passed out as soon as he entered the house, or just fainted in the elevator?His parents are not in the local area, and he lives alone in a rented house. If he really faints and there is no one to take care of him, that would be really bad.So he immediately said: "Ninth brother, don't worry, I'll go and have a look right away, I'm near his house." Zhong Ruifeng hung up the phone, and a bunch of people in the car were overwhelmed, and all laughed wildly.Only Zhang Qianzhi patted the seat and pointed his finger, "Shh--keep down--" After a while, I saw the taxi returning with Lin Xiaofeng again.Lin Xiaofeng got out of the car and hurried into the lobby of the apartment. Lin Xiaofeng didn't think too much about it, she rang the doorbell when she got out of the elevator, but she didn't hear a response, and then knocked on the door again, but still no one answered.Now she was really in a hurry. Fortunately, she knew the password of the door here, so she directly entered the password to open the door and enter. The room was dark and the lights were not turned on. She remembered that the switch was on the wall of the entrance, so she reached out to feel for it.Before her hand could touch the light switch, she was suddenly hugged by someone from behind. She instinctively threw an overhand throw, but the man reacted faster than her, twisted her arm, and tightly bound her.She opened her mouth to scream, but was blocked by something warm... -I can't see the dividing line where my fingers are pitch black and I can only hear the sound of panting- She opened her mouth to scream, but her mouth was blocked by a warm object, which turned out to be a person's palm.It was as if scalding breath was sprayed under her ears, the more she struggled, the tighter the man held her, and he finally leaned close to her ear and said, "Don't make a sound." His hand was still covering her mouth, she whimpered twice, he finally understood, and moved his finger away quietly. Lin Xiaofeng whispered in his ear: "What's wrong?" "There are people outside." "Before I came up just now, I saw a car parked by the flower bed below." "See the license plate?" "Covered, the last number seems to be 9." "9? What car is it?" "Black Mercedes." "It sure is them." "Who are they?" "Who else? Old nine and fifth!" "What do they want?" "Joke us!" Lin Xiaofeng was shocked, "Why are they laughing at us?" "They thought we... Anyway, the ninth must have been fooled by the fifth. The fifth is the most stingy. Last time he got married, we installed more than 20 pinhole cameras in the bridal chamber, so he wanted to see our jokes a long time ago. gone." "You install pinhole cameras!" "Hush! Keep your voice down!" "I'm going to tell Meme! You rascals!" "Keep your voice down!" "What are you holding against me? Ah! Rascal!" "not me……" "You rascal!" "Don't move around!" "what!" ... ---I am the dividing line of SMS messages--- "happy Birthday!" "thanks!" "Haha, yesterday's text message was only answered today, tell me honestly, what did you do yesterday?" "Nothing, just having dinner with my ex-boyfriend." "Gah? Ex-boyfriend? You you you...you broke up with Fishcake?" "Yeah, we broke up." "No way? Are you willing to dump such a handsome guy? You are simply reckless! Don't be too wasteful, you will be struck by lightning!" "I'm in a bad mood, don't mess with me." "No way, is it true?" "real." "Huh? What the hell happened? What did he do wrong?" "There is no forgiveness for sin, death is not a pity, a thousand cuts!" "Hug, Mo, I really don't know how to comfort you... Uh, is there some misunderstanding between you two?" "Not at all! Let him die! Die! Die!" "Poor thing, touch, don't be angry." "Ok." ---I am the dividing line of humility--- "I'm wrong." "Die!" "I did not do it on purpose." "Die!" "I really didn't mean to." "Die!" "Don't do that." "Die!" "I love you." "Die!" "What will you do if I die?" "Die!" "You want to die with me?" "Die!" "If I die, I will die with you. I can't die before you die!" "Die!" "Xiaofeng..." "Die!" "Xiaofeng..." "Die!" "Ok……" ---I am the dividing line at the end--- "boom!" "Someone jumped off the building!" "Amazing!" "Oh, someone jumped off the building!" "Someone jumped off the thirty-ninth floor!" "Call an ambulance!" "Call 110!" "Oh, why is it so hard to think about it at such a young age?!" "There must be no salvation, call the police!" The door finally opened, Lin Xiaofeng went straight to the platform of the safety ladder, crying and cursing at the same time: "If I tell you to die, you will die...you are so obedient..." Yu Bingbing followed her slowly, "It's a tradition to listen to your wife." "that is." Only Zhang Qianzhi shook his head, "Ninth Brother, you lost again." "If you lose, you lose. I'll buy ten dozen roses for you and sister-in-law later!" "roll!" "Hey, hey..." ---I am the dividing line of low taste--- A sanctimonious author: "You know, the ship in the second office is a disaster. I really can't bear to broadcast a certain disaster movie to everyone, so some scenes in the middle are omitted." Carefree Zhong Ruifeng: "Second Division? Which Second Division? Criminal Investigation Division 2? I know their director very well, and they were still drinking together yesterday!" Lin Xiaofeng: "Come here, drag this vulgar author down!" Fish Cake Cake: "Cha!"