Chapter 57 Chapter fifty-six

Zhuoyou is really powerful. Not only did Shi Yan not suffer the embarrassment caused by "divorce", but he even saved her the trouble of going to the marriage registration office. He immediately brought back two marriage certificates, which were exactly the same. The other one is kept by the woman.If it wasn't for the bright red front of the marriage certificate, she would have thought it was a divorce certificate, otherwise why would there be two? She took two papers of marriage, which were thin in her hands. The quality of the paper was not as good as the certificate of "three good students" she got when she was a child. Could it be that these two papers changed her life? Fill in "married"?She asked suspiciously: "Doesn't both parties need to be present to issue a marriage certificate?"

"According to the regulations, those who are required to be present should also have a pre-marital physical examination, but you are no longer a virgin, how can you stand up to the examination?" "The pre-marital check-up is a check--this?" "According to the regulations, of course it's not just checking this, but those doctors are not interested in anything else, only this. Are you willing to lie there and be touched by them, put their fingers inside you, and be laughed at behind your back? " She really didn't want to do that, but she didn't come to apply for the marriage certificate in person, so she was always a little worried: "Is this a real marriage certificate or a fake marriage certificate?"

"Of course it's true, haven't you seen the official seal here?" "Could the official seal be fake?" "You're kidding! Forging the official seal can be punished with death. I got it from the marriage registration office formally—" She studied the official seal carefully, and it was indeed from the Marriage Registration Office, but it was not from the Teachers College area, or even from D City, but from a nearby county.She asked worriedly: "This official seal doesn't belong to us at all, does it work?" "Why doesn't it work? Isn't it from our area, so it's not the People's Republic of China? As long as it's the official seal of the marriage registration office, it will work."

"But will others have doubts, why don't we register in our own area, and go to the nearby suburbs to register?" "What's the point? Registration at the nearest location is the same as enrolling at the nearest location. It's just for convenience. If I have to go thousands of miles away to register, who can eat me? But for those who have no way out, you are not Living in that area, the people at the registration office there can not accept your application, so you have to do it in your area—” "Then we don't live in that area, how did you issue a marriage certificate from there?"

"Because I'm not a helpless person." "Is this legal or not?" He chuckled: "What did you say is legal or not? This marriage certificate? Of course it's legal, but if you're talking about whether it's legal or not for me to do this, then I don't know. It's not all because you don't want to do it for me. Is that titular 'divorce' embarrassing? I didn't embarrass you, and you come to care about whether I'm legal or not—" She didn't want this to ruin this supposedly festive day, so she immediately changed her mind and said, "I'm just worried that this marriage certificate is not legal, as long as the marriage certificate is legal—"

He joked, "Are you afraid that this marriage is illegal? Then you can try to get another marriage certificate with someone else, and see if the court will convict you of bigamy—" "Who else can I get a marriage certificate with now?" "Follow that 'Clock Tower Man'! As long as you are willing to get a marriage certificate with him, even if he knows it's a bigamy, I guarantee he'll run like crazy—" She was a little upset when she saw that he called Huang Hai "The Horror of the Bell Tower", but she knew it was her fault because she told him the allusion herself.However, the love he described for Huang Hai for her still made her very happy. If he loved her so much that he was willing to commit bigamy for her, wouldn't that be considered extreme love?At least it surpassed Yan Jing's love for Yao Xiaoping. Didn't Yan Jing not dare to commit bigamy?But in this way, Yao Xiaoping should be regarded as extremely in love, because Yao Xiaoping committed a de facto crime of bigamy, while Huang Hai's crime of bigamy was only fabricated by Zhuoyou.

She asked in a joking tone: "When you said that the steel mill was catching Huang Hai, did you want to drive him away so that you can dominate me?" He said triumphantly, "Is my plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain very successful?" "Then what do you mean you don't use despicable means when competing?" He retorted: "Am I mean? Haven't you heard of 'love is exclusive'? I tried to drive him away, just obeying the basic laws of love, don't you think it's me I love you, but call me despicable, really biting Lu Dongbin, not knowing a good heart. Like Huang Hai, who doesn’t know how to fight, just sits there and waits for you to love him, can that be considered love?”

She thought of Huang Hai not just sitting there waiting for her to love him, Huang Hai also took the initiative, never let go of an opportunity, and always said that excellence is not kind.She couldn't help laughing, and said triumphantly, "Hmph, you men, you always engage in conspiracy when you're in love—" "Don't you women engage in conspiracies when you are dating? You do the same, but your level is lower, and the conspiracies you make are easier to be seen through. Others don't think you are conspiring, they just think you are stupid—" "I'm not plotting—"

"I know, so I say you are pure." This sounded comfortable, she no longer cared about the conspiracy, and asked instead: "Then when will we hold the wedding? Don't delay it too late, it would be too shameful to hold the wedding with a big belly——" "We can hold a simple ceremony first and tell everyone that we are married. After I have been busy for a while, I will have money by then, and we will hold a grand wedding—" She is quite satisfied with this arrangement, and understands that he writes articles day and night, because he said that after a while, he will have money, which of course means that the articles he writes now are sure to earn royalties. up.

From then on, every time she saw him reading a book, she would urge him in her heart: write quickly, write quickly, hand it over for publication, so that you can get the manuscript fee and hold the wedding sooner.Every time she saw him writing, she was happy, as if she saw her wedding dress flowing out of his pen bit by bit, and furniture and so on, pouring out of his pen one by one.She didn't know how much he could get for each article, otherwise, she could help him calculate how many articles he had to write in total to cover the wedding expenses. Now she's okay with him not cooking because he's making money for their wedding.Although she doesn't like the saying that "the man takes care of the outside and the woman takes care of the inside", she can still accept their way of "the man takes care of the money and the woman cooks", because now she can't take care of the money, so she has to cook.

She decided to tell her parents about her pregnancy and marriage, fearing that she would not report until after the baby was born, and they would blame her for cutting the news first.Fortunately, her parents were not surprised when they heard this, and only urged them to go home and hold the wedding as soon as possible, so as not to hold the wedding with a big belly and make others laugh. She knows the customs of the "Dongdongguai" side. The wedding is held by both families of the man and woman. The man treats guests at the man's side, and the woman treats guests at the woman's side. When the man comes to pick up his new wife, he will take all the guests from the woman's side and celebrate together. But she didn't expect that someone like her who was out of town would have to go home to hold a wedding, and she thought she could get by.Her parents said that it must be done if they are in other places. If they don't do it, it means that they didn't marry the girl and gave their daughter away for nothing.If you can't do it at the same time as the man's family, then do it separately, but you have to do one.Her parents said that they don't need to worry about the wedding, and they will pay a penny, as long as the two of them go back. Her mother was the most anxious, calling her every day to urge her, saying that if she didn't do it, her stomach would show up, and others would know what she did with her boyfriend before the wedding.This is looked down upon by "Dongdongguai", mainly because the girl is looked down upon, because the man is in a hurry to do that, no one finds it strange, men are beasts, and if they don't want to do that, they just want to do it. Don't call me a man.But if a girl can't control herself, people will look down on her, and even her parents will be scolded. The family education is not strict, and they have raised such a cheap daughter. She also knows that the people at "Dongdongguai" are very cruel to girls who get pregnant without a wedding. They have a very disgusting saying about this kind of girls: "If your dick is so itchy, you won't find a tie." Grinding the stakes of the ox?" At that time, she didn't understand this very well, but of course she understands it now, but she felt very aggrieved. She didn't have a problem of "unable to handle it" at all, but she didn't know what the problem was, anyway, she brought it up by herself Do it, no wonder others. She discussed with Zhuoyue, fearing that he would be too busy to go to "Dongdongguai", but he was very straightforward: "No problem, I can bring all the things I want to write and work on the train—" The two of them took a weekend ride back to Dongdongguai by their parents. Her parents had already arranged everything, and the reason they told the guests was that she was going abroad soon, so they rushed the wedding. She was still a little uneasy, afraid that others would find out that she hadn't gone abroad and would laugh at her, but Zhuo Liang didn't care: "Country people take going abroad as a very important thing. If you say you want to go abroad, they must admire you to death. When the time comes You are in other places, how do they know that you have gone abroad? When you come back next time, you will say that you just came back from abroad, and they know a ghost. " "Just came back from abroad and held a baby in your arms?" "Revolution and production are both correct. So what do you say? Your parents have already told others this, so can you still go out and break rumors?" That's true, since my parents have already said so, I have no choice but to bite the bullet and "go abroad". The visitors heard that Zhuo Zhuo is a university professor, Shi Yan is an assistant to the principal, and they are going abroad, and they are all envious. Those who have children teach their children to learn from Uncle Zhuo and Aunt Shi; those who have no children wish to change places with them ; When the child grows up, he can't learn from Uncle Zhuo and Aunt Shi, so he blames himself for being born in the wrong era.In short, the two of them were very beautiful, and even she herself thought that Zhuoyou was a university professor, and she was an assistant to the principal, and she was about to go abroad. After returning to City D, Zhuo Zhuo suggested: "Then I'll tell my mom about it too, but don't expect her to organize a wedding for us like your parents, she doesn't do these things. Let's not talk about having children so as not to listen to her politics class—” When she saw him talking about his mother like that, she thought it was funny, and asked, "Your mother likes to give political lessons to people?" "Marxist-Leninist old lady, very orthodox—" "Then will she give you political lessons?" "Why don't you teach me? You taught me the most. When I didn't have you to cook, I ran home every week to eat, so I had to listen to her political class. I got used to it. I just regarded it as a female monk. Those who are chanting—”