Chapter 15 He Pianpian, secretary of Yima Nenggong, talks about Yan Weizhong and Yi Zhuozhuo

The surname Yang saw that he couldn't say anything about his tenure, and his handwriting and tracing seemed to be extremely slow. The most hateful thing was that he wanted to use the few blank books that were used for sending and receiving registration, but he exposed them in public. His face turned blue with anger, and he slapped the table with his hands. Just now he said "you are", but then he wanted to say: "You are calling people's words? How can you do that! Shame on you?" , while reaching for the pen, he slammed him out of his seat.Unexpectedly, the young man with lung disease was even worse. When he was using his pen and ink, he secretly had a bad look on his face and felt that the situation was serious. It was not enough to offer another cigarette.This suddenly came into effect. The surname Yang was originally a relative of an old waiter in the Ministry of Internal Affairs. He didn't graduate from middle school. He only worked as a secretary in a small office for two days. Several directors and counselors begged their grandpas to recommend them to them like grandmas. They didn't understand anything, but they had the habit of selling fake wits, bragging and fighting, and taking advantage of others.Most of the people in the house were well dressed, and Yuan Sun had filial piety clothes. Only Yang's hair was bald, his clothes were new and made of thinner materials, he was wearing a gold ring on his hand, and he smoked more cigarettes than others. It's more expensive, and when you enter the door, you will recognize it as a seedling. Because you want to pretend to be advanced, you will wait for the opportunity with a sullen face. As soon as you pick up the conversation, you will be given a small powder bag. The more you think it is a nuisance, so even though you were not happy when you came here, There is still some sympathy in speaking.If it were someone else, he would have scolded him long ago.

At this time, seeing that everyone in the room was about to write, but I was the only one behind, and the other party was begging for nothing. I was very angry, and just got really angry when I heard him invite him to dinner. After writing three and a half sentences, only "the hero of the man" remained, five characters were not written, so he was happy to let it go, disturbing him for a good meal, and after eating, he took twenty fried triangles home to the secretary's wife, and this exchange Friends can still eat for a long time in the future, which is the best of all three, so why bother to offend?He hurriedly held back the words in his heart, and changed his words: "You are owed a fine, do we brothers live through this? Anyway, we have to eat, and whoever spends money is different. You should write it quickly, you should write it after you finish writing the word 'er'." The word "big", you are right, if I don't call you, I will see that the typo is wrong. Sometimes, I don't know what to do? My brother will listen to my elder brother and me in the future, and I will guarantee it. It's not me who blows it. It’s really not just one and a half times, so please be fine.” The boy with lung disease ignored him, and when he finished writing, he got up quickly, and punched the surname Yang on the back, cursing: “Boy, what’s the joke? ? What son of a son, you are a grandson!"

The person surnamed Yang was punched, and then he remembered that he hadn't paid attention to what he said just now, and he mentioned exactly one word. Just crooked, pretending to be acquainted, and jokingly said: "You hit me so itchy, like a cotton ball, whose life is it? My daughter-in-law always likes to hit me like this, can you hit me twice?" A young man with lung disease was born in a hakama, and his family business was almost ruined. A certain father insisted on recommending it to Lu Shousheng, and only then did he get a secretary. The answer was the most suitable, and he glanced at his two dull eyes and said: "Look at your bones, I said, please send a message to your wife, saying that I don't have time tonight, so you can coax it for me." Is it okay to tell her not to cry?" The surname Yang was remembering an article "Speaking of Oranges" read in the second grade of middle school and wrote it on the paper. Hearing the words, he replied: "That's because I played with you. If you are a good friend, don't make trouble, I love to write typos, you have finished writing, what's the matter with the trouble? If you make trouble again, I will tear you up, go to another place, baby." The boy with lung disease smiled and said: "We are talking about visiting relatives, Put mine and yours, see you at night." After saying that, he held up the red lined paper, humming the opening poem on the paper, and turned aside.

Yuan Sun saw that such people were either shabby and stingy, or ugly and vulgar, and the nineteenth thing was to send a secretary. He wanted to drag Bai home several times, but he was afraid that his sister would be unhappy, so he stopped quickly.After a while, when everyone finished writing, the two old men greeted each other directly and asked your surname, so they reluctantly sat down, and while answering, they wrote two old poems of "Sutai Nostalgia" at random. Going forward, the middle school students who left school at the beginning can't write lower characters, and what's more, their stomachs are empty, they have no words to write, and they all want to see a joke.Except for the typo surnamed Yang who hadn't finished writing, everyone surrounded him; seeing that he wrote without thinking, it was better and faster than writing the two old men first, and he praised him.One raised his head and asked for his name, and everyone seemed to have a place after writing the words, and their minds went away, and those who had never spoken before also asked each other for their names and talked about it.

Yuan Sun found out that the two old men looked like Fei Qian, Yang Shida, the boy with lung disease was named Jin Shaoyun, the surnamed Yang was named Runting, and the others were Bao Zhenting, Shen Zhongwen, Xu Yuxiu, and Chen Wenkui. He and Shen are from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and the rest are from Beijing.The young man surnamed Lin is Lin Junfu, a well-known ballet dancer in Beijing. He is known as a masterpiece in two joke dramas "Little Cowherd" and "Little Shangfen".The man surnamed Yang only arrived the day before yesterday. Lin Junfu had worked in the ministry for two years and knew more about official business. Seeing that he could not write lower script well and was careless and prone to drop characters, he preferred to be courteous and courteous, so he asked him to copy it. The staff's address list.There are a total of two to three hundred words, and it was handed over yesterday afternoon. It was not finished until the afternoon of the same day, and a patch was applied.The person in charge of sending and receiving is surnamed Zhao, who is also an internal clerk. He still has a house and has not yet arrived on business.Lin Junfu took the notebook on his behalf, but handed it to him to keep it on his behalf, so he regarded himself as sending and receiving, and ignored the people who came later.Fei Qian had a beard and looked like an old man, but in fact he was only forty years old, and he arrived on business yesterday, half a day later than the one surnamed Yang, because he was from the south and didn't like to talk to others; He was busy with business, so he didn't talk much, and the person surnamed Yang rushed forward again. Fei Qian wanted to see his joke, so he ignored him.Because I saw that Yuansu's calligraphy was extraordinary, and he was from the south, he directly expressed his closeness.Yuan Su also felt that everyone in the house, except that he and the young man named Shen Zhongwen were both from the south, and their handwriting was not bad, so they could still talk, so they chatted casually for a while.

Lin Junfu came to ask everyone whether they had finished writing. Seeing that everyone was handing in their papers one after another, the man surnamed Yang was cutting the paper again and wanted to patch it up, so he said, "This is the way it is. It's not in the article. It's fine if it's a word. It doesn't matter if it's wrong. The above has already asked two questions. Next time, let’s hand it in like this, it’s not good to patch it.” The surname Yang stood up and replied with an apologetic smile: “There are only three paper and pen seats here. I couldn’t hand it in, and when I was in a hurry, I happened to make a mistake in the first line. Since I didn’t make it up well, I beg you to give me some kind words and tell me about my plight.” Lin Junfu said, “It’s okay to make a typo. ", after taking a look, what the person surnamed Yang wrote was "Zhu Zi's Family Instructions". Go to bed too late every day, and teach people not to get up at dawn, so as not to sleep less than eight hours, which will hinder hygiene.I thought to myself that if I misspelled other words, I would just let it go. This word is so wrong that it is unreasonable, and it is the opening sentence again. When the general office sees it, it will say that this person is careless and impulsive, and deliberately ask him to make a patch.Look at the bottom and there are three more typos. The most ridiculous thing is that the original text "when the inside and outside are clean" is written as "the insider is unclean", and "the rest is dizzy" is written as "dizziness and rest". It is ridiculous to put four patches on one word. , Now rewriting, this gentleman is used to writing typos, and he writes slowly. Sandwiched together with those scribbled and crooked ones, one is easy to pass by, and the other is to choose a general from among the dwarfs. In terms of writing, it is better than the boy with lung disease.

This move was originally a good intention, but the surname Yang didn't appreciate it. The anti-party wronged him and argued anxiously: "Mr. When I first came here, I had to wait for everyone to finish writing before writing. If you don’t believe me, ask Mr. Jin, who wrote the opening poem, if I let him finish writing it? Why did I change the last one? Wrong me a little. Nothing else, I beg you to change it." Lin Junfu said while shuffling the paper, "This is about the quality of the font, and I don't care who comes first." The surname Yang still pleaded, Lin Junfu knew Unreasonable, he pulled out his card angrily, put it on the first one, and said: "This is your idea, there are typos on it, if you can't get past it, if the higher-ups see it, don't blame me for not helping." When the surname Yang heard this, he panicked again: "Mr. Lin, didn't you promise to give me a few words of kindness? If you don't mind, please wait for a while and let me rewrite it. This is all for Mr. Jin and his colleagues. It’s messed up, it’s done for others, but it’s harmed for me, who am I going to turn to?” Lin Junfu said, “We’re still waiting, the higher ups have asked you three times! Wait until you rewrite it, when will you have to wait? Now I am waiting for the salary to be approved, so let’s just make do with it and get it.” The surname Yang thought, it would be difficult to write it down, and it’s okay to wait for it to be handed in later. Saying cold words, not being angry with your eyes or mouth, and telling everyone to wait for your colleagues will definitely not agree, and you will suffer even more, so you might as well resign yourself to fate, curry favor with Lin Goufu, and beg him to think better, seeing Lin Junfu's complexion has changed Impatient, he replied: "I blame myself, who told me to be a good person. Nothing else, please remember our friends first, and do more for yourself." Lin Junfu just laughed Smiling without answering, he straightened the paper and turned around to leave.

The man surnamed Yang became very sad, and began to blame the young man with tuberculosis, and kept complaining.The other party is also good, anyway, I have already written these four opening poems, and the paper is handed in. If you like to talk or not, I don’t listen to it.The person surnamed Yang complained for a while, and then gradually recalled that he could not blame the person surnamed Jin for this matter. When he returned to his seat and wanted to write, he had almost finished writing, and there was not much delay.Besides, I should write it first, and I don’t need to make one more patch. There is still no time to rewrite it.As soon as he changed his mind, he walked over and said, "Mr. Jin still has a powder bag, can I have another one?" The young man with lung disease can really cross the river and tear down the bridge, pretending to be real and said with a smile: "Boy, you sing and sing by yourself, gossiping for a long time. I don’t drink, but I still smoke. I really don’t mind burning my throat.” The surname Yang said: “Really, who would take cigarettes as a good thing? I always bring two boxes with me when I go out every day. This morning I went to the section chief’s room. When I went to talk to them, I offered cigarettes one by one. Even Mr. Lin took each of the section chiefs and directors to each of them and went to a box. Now it’s almost time to get off work when I buy it again, so I have to ask the waiter to go to a small street. .To kneel down, I’d better find a stick of powder from my family to wrap it up. I said girl, I said you, what’s the matter with pretending to be playful?”

The boy with lung disease looked at him with a smile first, and let him finish his sentence before answering: "Your family has embraced a monk, why don't you go home soon? Come here and talk to me, let's see you say such a big thing for a cigarette "The surname Yang asked with a salivating face: "Boy, will you give it?" The boy with lung disease said: "There are powder packets, wait for me." After that, he took out the cigarette case, looked at it and said with a smile: "Powder bag Yes, but I still smoke it myself, you can find someone else to match you." The surname Yang didn't know that the other party wanted to slander him, so he still said face-to-face: "If you don't give it to me, I will tear you apart." The boy with lung disease said: "I just won't give it, how dare you!" Yang's surname also pretended to be real, and went to grab it.The opponent had already defended himself, and with a flash of his body, he rushed out of the door.The one surnamed Yang was not caught, there were many people passing by in the courtyard, fearing that there would be a big fuss, so I had to curse: "Good boy, let me leave you alone, you dare to come in!" The boy with lung disease looked at his watch and it was already six o'clock , and deliberately asked through the window: "I invite you to eat together, let's go." The surname Yang was indifferent in front of people, and wanted to save face. "Get out of here, don't be a waste! You don't even want to ask someone to smoke a cigarette. If you eat another meal, it won't hurt you to death? The uncle won't take it." The boy with lung disease replied: "Yes, I will save it and buy it for your wife. Cream go."

Man surnamed Yang wanted to come in after he finished speaking, and he had to repay the vow he made before, but he didn't know that there was no sound from the bottom.At first I thought I was going to the latrine to have a rest, but then I saw that there was a hat on the hanger in the room that looked like him, no matter what, the hat had to be taken back, but the more I waited, the less people were seen, and when the waiter came to tell me I was off work, everyone took their hats and went out , I realized that the hat belonged to someone else, and he went downhill with a joke. Not only did his wife's fried triangle fail to take back, but he also made a mess of himself. Said that the other party had indeed left, and when he left, he said to the waiter: "Mr. Yang is not enough friends. I agreed to treat him to dinner, because he wrote the wrong word and blamed me for hindering him. He just talked gossip and didn't even disturb the meal. I My temper is like spending money on treats until the end, and there are only three things. Please brag if you don’t go for the second time. I won’t eat all by myself? There are too many dishes to eat. It doesn’t matter to the cheap guy, you have to talk to him Together? This meeting is still really hungry, but it’s a pity that there is no one to drink with, or else, we will sit together after eating, two people go to the kiln for a dip, and then sing two verses with the huqin. How beautiful it is.” After the waiter finished speaking, he said : "Mr. Jin is a wealthy family. He must be an old man who wanted him to take care of him, so he made such a small excuse. People don't care about the money. It's not enough for him to rent a car and cigarettes."

The man surnamed Yang was reassured when he heard the words. He thought that the other party was an old man with a temper. He froze him with words, so that the falsehood became real, and he left in a rage.He ate alone at the same place in the capital, just as the dining area was crowded, maybe he couldn't find a seat, and he could catch up with him when he went in. He asked how long he had left, and the waiter replied, "Mr. Jin came out of it a long time ago, because of his monthly subscription The car went to the small street to buy things, chatted with us in this room for a while, and the driver came back before leaving. When he got in the car, he said that it was a place in Shangdu, and asked us Wangtou to accompany him to eat. I was busy with business just now, The lords were late at the Yamen, so I didn’t dare to leave, or I would have disturbed him too.” The surname Yang became more and more convinced that the young man with lung disease had no one to date, and he even asked for a numbered room. I regret it, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I can catch up with him, and even if it doesn't work, I can catch up with him.After thinking about it, I said "Excuse me, see you tomorrow", and hurried out. Because Yuansun was depressed, and Ruihua deserved to have a female guest, he wanted to go back to Gali Hutong to talk about his experience that day and discuss how to deal with it.Just not, after dinner at Xie's house, think of a good idea, and then go back to Zhang's house.I was calling the number room, asking if Xie was not at home, and watching it realistically, I couldn't help being annoyed and funny, secretly laughing at how such a despicable person can work with the boss?It took a long time for the phone call to get through. After asking Xianzhuang, he went to Sun Boyue's newly opened Zhenghua Bank to play cards and left.It suddenly occurred to me that my uncle was in Beijing, he stayed up all night, and he hadn't gone to pay his respects for several days, why not go to ask for advice, it would be even worse to seek advice from outsiders?As soon as he thought about it, he put down the phone, walked out of the west entrance of Lishi Hutong, hired a car with a four-day fare, and rushed to Xiangluying Toutiao.I thought that the road was so far away, and there was not much left except for the car money and lunch every day. The more I thought about it, the more I felt it was worthless. I went all the way to think about it. Zhang’s family, I’m very happy to hear from my second aunt that my third uncle is in trouble. Now that I’ve just come back, third uncle should go in quickly.” Yuan Sun was so touched that he rushed in three steps at a time. Yifu lived in the upper room of the middle courtyard, and when he saw him through the window, he called him "Yuan'er".Yuansun smiled and ran in. Say hello and sit down.Before he could open his mouth, Yifu said, "I heard from your second sister that Jiebai is looking for something good for you. Is it time to go?" Yuansun told the past and asked for instructions.Yifu pondered for a while, then replied: "Your second sister said that a group of relatives and friends from the same village value you very much. They only think that you are too smart and want to be restrained. Only then do you want to be restrained. Especially Jiebai and Zhuo'an's son and daughter in-laws have said several times When it comes to your affairs, it is advocated to start with small things and proceed step by step, so as not to look at things too easily. With your ingenuity, if you meet a little bit, you can fly to the sky. The youth is proud early, and it is difficult to get up once you fall, so give it first. Find a small matter, let’s see if you have the patience to talk about it. The fellow Jing officials Jiebai and Boying are very kind. I have to do something for you. At this time, he has offended him if he finds something to do, so how can we bother him to help you again in the future? You are dependent on others, even though you are your own flesh and blood, you should not make others feel sad and gossip about you. There are two skins in the mouth. When saying hello, few people pay attention to the legend. It is difficult to get a good name. If two people say that you are not good, it will spread in a few days, and no one will pay attention to it. What a talent, there is no place to show it, how can it be shown? Throughout the ages, there have been countless people with lofty ideals who have been buried. Because of poor management at the beginning, they have been unhappy for a long time, and their ambitions have been depressed. I hate it, and no one is willing to get close to it. From then on, I will be dragged down until I die of old age, or even die young, and I will never raise my head. Therefore, when the name and karma are not yet achieved, the first thing is to be at ease with the situation, cultivate the karma internally, and cultivate the name externally. There is no wrong step. "I also know that although you are young, you already have a foundation of knowledge. You travel north and south with your father on weekdays. Even if what you see is not all the heroes of the world, you are also high-ranking officials and scholars. Suddenly you come out at a young age to support your family and start a business. I can't help feeling sad." Gao Zhida, strive to be high-ranking. Like all the colleagues you met today, the older ones have been out for many years and are still working as secretaries. You can imagine their aspirations. The younger ones don’t know anything. Like you Clerical, has a long history of learning, and was a child in the eunuch, and how many people have a little experience? Most of these people are either shabby or vulgar. You have never seen it before, of course you don’t like it. But in life, Nobility is as light as dust, and the upper, middle and lower levels must have experience. It is most taboo to show off your talent and look down on others, especially in the officialdom and the theater for a long time. These colleagues are at best shabby and vulgar, while those who are high-ranking officials only live in luxury, and everything looks lavish. In terms of character, there is a lot of treachery and ugliness hidden in it. If you have a considerable status at present, and your boss and colleagues are like this, how will you deal with it? You should think twice about everything. If you want to be high-minded, you only hide in the mountains and forests and don’t meet the world. Once you do something, you can’t do it. Isolate and independent. The world is turbulent, most of them are this generation, the bigger the official, the more unscrupulous people are in their intentions. If you do anything wrong, it will immediately thorn the sky, attracting filth everywhere, and you can't do it even one step. "Although the secretary is small, it is the touchstone of your first entry into the world. It is better to give in to things temporarily. Tomorrow you will officially go to work. You just make up your mind and use it as an experiment. You will leave early and late every day, and you will be assigned to do whatever you want. , firstly, don’t show that you are taller than others, and secondly, don’t be out of touch, just pretend to be puzzled when encountering ridiculous things, and keep everything in your heart. You should only borrow a place to practice lowercase, not in your position, and not seek your own affairs , don’t care about him! As for colleagues, you are only dominant in your chest, and you are easy-going on the outside, and you are the same with everyone. Impossible. And I am always smiling, Tianjun is calm, and I can avoid many diseases and troubles. This is not my uncle who taught you to be tactful and clever. The lottery is a temporary small institution, as I said. In other words, no matter how well you do it, you can’t get a good achievement. But if you can learn from doing small things, and gain experience and knowledge, you will have infinite benefits in the future. You can be tolerant and deal with your peers, and avoid many gaps and strife Wouldn't it be nice for the next generation to know the ups and downs of selecting talents and doing small things? "It should be known that the ancients had a square heart and no charm. It refers to the integrity of the whole body. It does not mean to teach you to be arrogant and have no harmony. As the great sage of Confucius, there is still a difference between the upper and lower doctors. What's more, let alone people with lower talents among us? I don't want you to be arrogant, but I want you to be neither arrogant nor humble, learn a lot, be intolerant of everything, and be able to stand everywhere. , without the responsibility of fighting for reason, happy and easy-going, always with a spring breeze on his face, first develop a good attitude and habit when he is proud in the future. Why do you have a strategy in mind, and point out the dangers of the river on weekdays? The talented men of Wan Xiong Bing are really inferior to an illiterate old general who was born in the army when he came to the battle? It is because he is only smart and has no real experience and knowledge to start from the bottom. Yuaner, you are very You're smart, just listen to me and your sister and let it go." When Yuan Su heard his uncle's argument, he knew it was reasonable, but he finally dismissed it, but he had no choice but to thank the teacher for his promise.After dinner at Yifu's house, it was dark for a while, and he said goodbye and went back. When I got home, I saw that my sister's game had not ended yet, and the room was full of female guests. Although I had seen them all, I didn't want to go up, and I was not very happy. I fell on the bed, took a book, and was reading and thinking about something, when I heard my niece Wanli called out from the outside: "Has Third Uncle come back?" Yuan Su hurriedly got up and asked what was the matter.Wan carried a smile and said, "Congratulations to my third uncle. I have a good job." Wan Jin is only two years younger than Yuan Sun. She is very smart and gentle. The daughter knows how to caress, so the two nephews are very kind to Yuan Sun.Yuan Sun smiled and replied, "What kind of job is it? It's probably a secretary." Wan Jin said in a low voice, "Third Uncle, don't show any displeasure when he sees Mom. He's even arguing with Dad about it this afternoon." Yuan Sun Asked why, seeing Wanjin said: "Uncle Zeng originally recommended a clerk, because he has always been slow-tempered, and after Mr. Lu agreed to do the work, he didn't pursue him any further. Today, my third uncle finished his errands, and my father was worried, so I called and asked. Only then did I realize that there was a shortage of clerks, and my third uncle's position was snatched away, so I only made up a secretary. My father felt that Lu Yuan lacked money, and work was harder than a newspaper office. Although I told my third uncle at the beginning that it was either a clerk or a secretary, it was just a fear of the third uncle. My uncle is young and big-hearted, easy to see things, he said it on purpose, who knows that the fakes come true, but he is still a secretary in the end, and I heard that the monthly salary is only 20 yuan, and it is not far to go home for lunch. Uncle’s petty use, not too bitter, but I’m sorry, I can’t help complaining to Zeng Nianbo. You know your mother is the most helpful to the Zeng family, so you naturally argued for a few words. The third uncle just called back and said that he was having dinner at Grandpa’s house Mom also said that Uncle San likes to send letters when he has something to do. When you were young, you went up there, but if you don't want to, you will make her angry?" Yuan Sun thought about it, and it was hard to disobey the orders of uncle and sister anyway, and he was so happy to pretend to be happy that everyone liked it.After making up his mind, he said a few words and resigned politely. After a while, he heard a message from the upper room and asked the coachman to pull the cart and go out to light the lamp.Seeing all the female guests leave through the window, he went to the upper room and asked Zhuo'an that he had gone to bed early.Listen to Ruihua's mother and daughter seeing off the guests and turning around, gradually approaching.Ruihua said: "I knew that your third uncle knew the good and the bad like me, right? A young man who just left the house has something to do, so it doesn't matter how big or small it is? Look how many idlers live in the guild hall. For several years, he was the one who did great things in the Qing Dynasty, but he couldn’t ask for a job recorder. I entrusted Mrs. Zeng for him. In other words, how capable is your brother, and how much position you want, where do you want me to put this face?" Wanjin didn't have an answer, Yuan Sun knew that she meant to tell herself, and felt extremely sad, and it was inconvenient to show it.Hearing the last sentence, the person had already walked up the steps, so he had to answer it and said, "Sister, are you feeling lucky today?" Ruihua saw that Yuansun's expression was still the same as usual, and said with a smile: "I heard Mama Wu say old Uncle fell on the bed and read a book when he came back, but he didn’t come up. I thought you were a little unhappy about what you found for nothing. I felt awkward and almost played the wrong card, and my wife knocked me a slam on the dealer. Later, I asked Wanjin to see what you said, and I realized that I had some herbal tea after dinner at my uncle's house. I felt uncomfortable, and it was not because I thought it was a trivial matter. You said that playing cards is all about people's state of mind. I just let go of my thoughts. Mrs. Li and Mrs. Xiang praised you again, saying that I heard what their master said, you are well-learned, smart, and you will be prosperous in the future. , cut off the next player's sum, followed by the slam, how strange? "Everything in the officialdom starts from the small ones. Haven't you seen the governor of Jiangsu Cheng Xuelou teach four taels of silver when he is not satisfied? He was also in Beijing at that time, and he often came and went. He even helped him. Chen Liaoming The monk used the "Yi Zhang Jing" to calculate that he had been wearing a red hat for six years. No one would believe it. Who would have thought that he would soon go to Heilongjiang to be a prefecture and county, and follow Russia to invade the country. Don't serve the country loyally, go to negotiate with the Russian generals, climb on the emplacement and refuse to come down, which moved Russia and did not fire. Later, after the negotiations were completed, the emperor and the empress dowager saw that he was a loyal minister, and even The second promotion, from general of Heilongjiang to governor of Jiangsu, if it is not restored, the prime minister and marquis will take care of it, and even my mother-in-law's two families will follow suit. And he will distribute Heilongjiang and Shuzhou county vacancies all by the church This origin comes from this. You came out more than twice as young as when he was in the church. Although the imperial examinations were not promoted in the Republic of China, you could not get the name of the right way. How can you know that today’s trivial matters will not attract future Olympic aid? Are you willing to do so? It can be seen that the heart still understands, not to mention that Jiebai promised to find another good thing for you in the future. Tomorrow, I will go to Zeng's house to say thank you. No, tomorrow Saturday, you have to go to the Yamen, and Jiebai gets up late again. See him It must be at three o'clock in the afternoon, or go to worship the day after tomorrow." Then he shouted: "Mother Wu, my uncle will go to the Yamen every day from tomorrow, and the road is far away, so call him as soon as you can't get up after seven o'clock." Yuansun was upset, knowing that she was talking more and more about this topic, and he didn't want to listen to it any more, so he made a promise casually, borrowing words and diverting to the monk Liaoming who had calculated the horoscope for old man Cheng, and said: "I also heard that Daddy said in Japan, Is anyone else here? I heard that he can't read much, so how can he be so accurate?" Ruihua said: "How did you know that Monk Ming's family name is Chen, and he was originally a cow herder in Sichuan. He is a monk. His master is the old abbot of a small temple next to the Jietuo slope of Mount Emei. I have forgotten his name. He is a good monk. He was very young when he became a teacher. The old monk was in his eighties or nineties. Let me have a disciple, he only does some rough things in the temple all year round. The old monk is very powerful. A few years before his death, he often called the disciples into the room separately. Except for a second disciple who passed on his mantle, some Some taught the classic Zen skills, some taught Taoism, some taught medical practice, and the other two taught handicrafts. No resentment, still chanting scriptures and doing things as usual. "This year, I saw that my brothers and sisters have all learned their skills, and the old monk once said that "the master-student relationship will be completed in four years." After thinking about it, I don't have any skills, I don't know much, and I can't read many classics. After the master left, he went to another temple to become a monk, but no one wanted him. I was worrying behind my back, and everyone was sleeping that night. The old monk suddenly called him into the room, holding a scroll in his hand, and said:' Do you know how I pass on their classical arts? They are all monks, and the temple conditions are extremely poor. I went to Guangdong to join another master, and the rest of the people, except the eight disciples and the second disciple, all had their own places to go, but they knew nothing except chanting scriptures. My master and apprentice are hard-working, and I don’t go to other temples to pay orders. You have been here for more than ten years, I just built this small temple here because my master and apprentice had not yet met, and I wanted to stay together for a few years without a place to live. I used to be alone, and I often practiced in the back cave. They were all scattered in all directions. You can also try to help them. It will be even more difficult after I go, so for the past year or two, while teaching them Buddhist lessons, I also taught them a little bit of art of making a living and helping others. Because you are not an outsider, you will still have fame in the future. Skills are extremely easy, so pass them on later.' "Liao Ming knelt down and begged: "My disciple is not literary, martial arts is not martial arts, and he can't even read the classics. He can't do anything. How can he hope to be an official? I just ask the master to teach some medicine. I will be grateful for making a living." The old monk said with a smile, "There is a definite number of things, so you can't let yourself think about it. This is the only way you and I are masters and apprentices. In the future, you will not only have fame, but also marry a wife and have children. He is extremely clever and has many years of experience before he can get rid of the disease. This is not easy, and if he is not careful, he will not do evil. Although there are three apprentices who studied medicine, only one of them worked hard in his spare time from the beginning. The professor is a layman, and he has never missed it. Last year, I only gave him a few secret recipes to prepare for the exam, so that he can diagnose and treat him early when he encounters difficulties. Even if he doesn’t teach it, he will ignore it. Just be timid, and the patient will recover two days later The other two have only passed down seven or eight secret recipes of Caotou for the same serious illness. When encountering such emergencies, they can see success immediately, but other prescriptions cannot be cured, and there are not many. You are rewarded, and you can barely borrow it to eat outside of saving people. If you learn it, how can you be an official? The book I passed on to you is called "One Palm Classic". Because you don't know much, there are many common sayings in it You take it and memorize it first, and then I will teach you the tricks and usages. You will gain fame and fortune from it all your life. , and leave it for the next life to benefit from, it is the best, but it is extremely difficult for you to do it, even if you return to the secular world, anyway, you can enjoy it.' "I have been with my teacher for ten years, and I know the old monk is supernatural. I respect and thank you. I take it back to my room and recite it. After reading this fortune-telling secret, I will teach you the "Sixty-Four Diagrams of Pros and Cons". After realizing the mystery, after the old monk passed away, he came out to make a living by doing this, and invited people everywhere. Anyone who had been counted by him was always fulfilled. Later, his fame spread farther and farther, and he was known by the Queen Mother, just when he was coming to Beijing, so he Xuan went to the palace to tell the fate of the Empress Dowager West, and gave him a cassock and many things. When he went to Sichuan again, he claimed to be the substitute of Lafayette, and he made friends with the government and went to the gentry's house every day. "I forgot who the governor of Sichuan was at that time, because he was born in a humble family, his father was a poor man, he was not successful in his studies, and he was so poor that he made a living by fishing on the river in a small boat. One piece. The place where the boat stops is a cliff, and there is a blacksmith on the cliff, who is working all day long to strike iron. Because of the proximity, the two families meet every day, and they are quite good friends. When the governor was born, Zhang Blacksmith’s house on the cliff also heard the cry It turned out that the two women were both pregnant. When they asked each other, they were born at the same time in the same year, the same month and the same day, and they were both boys. The parents of the two families felt strange, and they made the two children sworn brothers since they were young. , the governor can be regarded as Brother Geng, when he was a child, he played with the son of a blacksmith, and the two hit it off very well. They didn’t break up until they were more than ten years old. The governor got fame when he came, and everything went smoothly, and his official career was prosperous. But the little blacksmith only learned to forge iron since he was a child. After his parents died, he still opened the small iron shop, and his situation was very poor. "This year, the governor Feng Weng's 70th birthday, suddenly remembered the past, and said to the governor: 'You are now a feudal official, and you have achieved fame, but do you remember your Geng brother? I think his parents were very good to my family back then, you You grew up with him again, you know your brother, now you want to promote him to an official, isn't it very easy?" "Governor Su Xiao, hearing the words and remembering the past, immediately ordered officials to find the blacksmith on the cliff where the boat stopped in the past, and first gave him a lot of money to settle down. At first, the blacksmith couldn't read, so I first gave him a military officer. In the future, I will use military merits to protect it. But in the later discussion, the blacksmith was not so stupid when he was young playing with the governor. At this time, he is as stupid as a deer when he grows up. Seeing a person unable to say a word, when the officials went to pick him up, he was frightened to death, and even coaxed and coerced him to come out. Along the way, he kowtowed to the officials and begged for his life. When he arrived at the Yamen, the servants were afraid when they saw him, and they were in panic all day long , fearful, even the military officer can't do it in such a situation. "The governor is a close friend, and he thought that he was a friend of Geng Zhuma. On the one hand, he advised him not to be afraid. Okay, I finally persuaded him not to be afraid of meeting acquaintances, but he still has stage fright when meeting strangers. I was full of hope that he would be able to practice it after a long time, but who knows that he is not born with good fortune, wearing good clothes, and his hair is hot all day long , fidgeting, like being pricked by a needle. After eating good food and drink, he will be sick for several days. Others are tortured by poverty, but he is tortured by wealth, and he is worn out in less than three months. The governor saw that he was already不行，可是心还以为他既和自己同庚，决不能没有一点福命，也许生长贫乡僻壤，终年恶衣恶食，忽说换了鲜衣美食，肠胃不服，好些不惯，此次生病也是适逢其会，因他求归甚切，便给了他一百银子做盘川回家，养好病再来巴结差事。 “铁匠的家就在邻省，因他法官，再四力辞不要人送，并且一听见他回家，当日精神振起，病便好了多半，无须护送，只得听之。那条道路本来平靖，不知怎的，他还没走到家便遇强盗抢个干净，还挨了一顿苦打，没奈何折回去见总督。总督又好气又好笑，见病已好，便留他住下，一面严饬该管该县缉盗，一面命人将他妻子接来，这一下却是更糟，从回来当晚便又病倒，比前还要厉害，同时乃妻乃子怯官更甚，竟和避盗一样逃入山中潜伏不出，简直找不着影子。总督无法，便禀封翁，拿出钱来命人给他在家乡广置田宅，以为这样使他安居乐业，不再做那打铁生涯，享点庸福总可以了；哪知他赋命穷薄，仍是承受不起，带病还家，一病三年，家又连遭天火，直到家产卖光，仍开小铁铺终日与炭火炉锤相交，才身强体壮，回复过来。尤其是总督每有赐与，他必出情形，非到精光不能平安。同年月日时生的人会是两样福命，为此总督素不信星命之学。事已隔了多年，一听了明如此招摇，勃然大怒，立时命人将他拘去，要按妖言惑众，就地正法。当时一般绅宦俱往请托求情，说了明实有灵验，并非招摇惑众。总督笑说：'这个容易试验，他既是占算如神，我就拿这个来考他，到时如能算准自无话说，否则便是妖言，那就莫怪我不讲情面。'众绅宦自然无话可说。”