Chapter 23 Chapter 23 Parkour
Yang Hao walked all the way along the flower path, the flowers were dense, as tall as a person, the road was twists and turns, and there were many forks in the middle, he went back and forth, walking aimlessly for a while, and suddenly saw that the path in front of him was coming to an end. When a woman's laughter came from the front, Yang Hao immediately ducked into the flowers, and after a while, two palace maids carrying flower baskets walked past him chatting and laughing.
Yang Hao got up and looked at their backs.He was in the distance just now, and he couldn't see clearly what the maid who led the way for the cool Xiao Zhe Ziyu looked like. The two girls in front of him were dressed exactly like the maid of the palace, and the tall one with the hairstyle and figure was vaguely the lady who led the way. Yang Hao was not sure if it was her or not, so he walked towards the way they came from.
It stands to reason that it is absolutely impossible for Zhe Ziyu to appear in the Tang Palace. There are many people who describe her similarly in the world, and she cannot be identified as Zhe Ziyu just by looking at her back. Don't worry.He turned out of the flowers, and saw a pavilion in front of him, with beams, windows, columns, arches and steps, all decorated as partitions, densely inserted with various flower branches, like a fairy cave, full of wild charm.
Yang Hao tiptoed into the hall, and saw that the hall was spacious, with an eight-foot glazed screen facing him, and a flower-like lamp stand on each side, on which was placed a glass lamp that was priceless at that time.
Yang Hao was slightly startled when he saw it. Only then did he realize that this is Li Yu's harem. If Zhe Ziyu is really here, could it be... Could it be that she has become Li Yu's concubine?Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help speeding up his feet, and hastily walked around the screen. In front of him was a carved beam and painted building, and facing him was another bead curtain. The pearls adorned on it were all the size of a fingertip, and they were perfectly round. The bead curtain alone was priceless. A treasure.
Yang Hao had no time to think about it, he gently opened the bead curtain and walked in. There was a square hall with tables, chairs and dressers, all of which were exquisite, followed by a few screens. Yang Hao quickly stepped in and saw Behind the screen is a brocade couch, with curtains raised on both sides, and on the couch lies a jade man, sleeping soundly.
Yang Hao froze immediately, looked around to see if there was no one else, and then his eyes fell on the couch again.The Sleeping Beauty on the couch turned her back inward, and was taking a nap on the couch, unaware that a man had broken into her boudoir.She was only wearing a Tang-style pajamas, as thin as a cicada's wings, her intoxicating body curves ups and downs, faintly visible under the pajamas.
Looking at her slender and slender figure, her shoulders are a bit thin, but her hips are quite round and plump. The beauty in her sleep probably turned over, with thin pajamas stretched over her body, her buttocks and the back of her waist are slightly sunken They could all see clearly, there was a seductive flesh color faintly, and the thick, jet-black hair was scattered on the couch, making it even more feminine.
"Is she Ziyu? Probably not. This woman is about the same height as her, but her thighs are soft and slender. Ziyu is only so old, and her body still has the youthful taste of a girl, and her legs are not so soft." of."
Yang Hao thought in his heart, but his legs couldn't help himself, he walked over step by step, and when he reached the head of the bed, he leaned over and looked at it, the face of the beauty sleeping on his side came into his eyes, Yang Hao couldn't help but his heart skipped a beat, she was so handsome A woman with thick eyelashes like fans, a nose like fat, snow-white cheeks, and delicate red lips, but that appearance is definitely not Zhe Ziyu.
Yang Hao heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to step back quickly, but at this moment, the beauty opened her eyes, yawned lazily, and then turned her head, and suddenly saw someone from the corner of her eyes, the beauty's hazy sleepy eyes suddenly disappeared. Zhang Da, Yang Hao also reacted quickly, the beauty had just turned her delicate body around, Yang Hao had flung herself back, and flashed across the screen like a ghost.
The beauty hadn't seen his face clearly yet, at first she just thought he was a servant in the palace, but when she saw him fleeing incomparably swiftly, her face paled in horror, she turned over and sat up, supported the bed with both hands and moved in hastily. The soft and thin Tang-style pajamas slid down obliquely, revealing a piece of smooth and jade-like fragrant shoulders, and the deep and moving cleavage and a tall and straight corner of the snowy jade peak were also exposed on the chest. Said: "Come on! Come on!"
"It's bitter, this is the harem of the Tang court. If it spreads out, I don't have to fake my death. No matter how cowardly Li Yu is, he won't allow me to invade the harem and offend his concubine."
Yang Hao cried out inwardly, and rushed out of the hall with swift strides. Just as he passed the door of the hall, a few maids in the hall ran towards the bedroom, calling urgently: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what's the matter?"
"Your Majesty? Is she the Empress Xiao Zhou?"
Yang Hao squatted in the grass nest and thought with lingering fear: "She is Xiao Zhou? A famous person through the ages, it's a pity that I didn't take a closer look at her appearance just now. But... Fortunately, I moved fast, so she probably didn't see clearly What I look like."
Just as Yang Hao was thinking, the two maids rushed out, stood under the highness and stretched out their hands to touch under the corridor pillar, "Dangdangdang" a clear and loud voice rang out, it turned out that there was a half-moon-shaped copper plate tied under the corridor of the hall, As soon as the rope beside the colonnade was pulled, the copper plate rang, and the sound became clearer and louder.
After a while, shouts could be heard from afar, and the footsteps were heavy like thunder. I don't know how many warriors in armor and armed with spears came rushing here. "It's broken!" Yang Hao originally wanted to see the road clearly before retreating, but when he saw this situation, he immediately ran away without distinguishing between east, west, south, north, and south.
If someone caught him here, it would be hard to argue. He knew exactly what would happen. Even if Li Yu didn't kill him, Zhao Kuangyin couldn't afford to lose that person. I can collect his body.
There were people running towards the Queen's bedroom from all directions. Yang Hao ran not far along a small path, and there was a sound of small footsteps in front of him. Jumping out of the grass for a long distance, before his figure stopped, there was another stream in front of him. Yang Hao hurriedly used his hands to support him, straightened his waist, and jumped over the stream. On the soft ground, immediately pull up your feet and run again.
His movements were quick, and the few maids who came along the path didn't notice his whereabouts at all, but ran towards the Queen's bedroom in a hurry.Yang Hao ran all the way, took off his outer robe, put it on backwards, and covered his face with his sleeves. After running not far, the flowers and trees in front of him gradually thinned out, and many small pink pavilions appeared scatteredly.
This small pavilion is really small, about less than half a foot higher than the top of his head, and only about three feet wide, it is decorated with tortoiseshell ivory, the whitewash is quite gorgeous, and the outside is covered with red cloth.This small pavilion is Li Yu's masterpiece. He enjoys playing in the imperial garden. If he meets a beautiful palace lady who happens to be charming, he will introduce that palace lady and concubine into this small red pavilion to be lucky. Yang Hao doesn't know this little pavilion. What is the purpose of the pavilion is somewhat inexplicable.
"There's someone there, stop him!"
Suddenly a few sergeants appeared in front of them, and when they saw Yang Hao rushing towards him, they immediately drew their swords and rushed towards him. Yang Hao couldn't dodge in time, and immediately deviated from the road. With a leap on Shishang, he jumped onto the rockery opposite the pool. Yang Hao climbed up to the top of the rockery like a cat, kicked his feet on the rocks on the top of the rockery, and his whole body penetrated into the flower forest and shot straight into a There is a small red pavilion in the room.
"Hey! People live here?"
The small red pavilion has a roof, but there are only red silk walls around it. When Yang Hao rushed into the small pavilion, he found that the pavilion is small and there is only one couch inside. bedding.Yang Hao didn't know that this was Li Yu's romantic place, and he didn't have time to take a closer look at it at this time. He passed through the Red Luo Pavilion, and several big inner guards had come around the rockery with knives.
Yang Hao didn't dare to look back, so he ran for a distance of more than ten feet, and saw a few big trees in front of him, but behind the trees was a tree wall formed by shrubs, which could not be crossed.Yang Hao didn't touch the ground, and ran forward in an arc. When he got close, he jumped up, kicked his legs hard on the tree trunk, and then used his strength to jump up several feet again. He stretched out his hand and climbed. Living on a horizontal tree trunk, with his legs raised, he jumped over the tree wall with a backflip, and disappeared in front of Ouchi's guards...
Zhe Ziyu was strolling leisurely in a palace with his hands behind his hands. At the beginning, she persuaded Lin Renzhao to approach Li Yunan, and persuaded Li Yu to preemptively use troops against Song Dynasty. As a result, Li Yu was afraid of the power of the Song army, and missed an excellent opportunity to keep the Jiangnan community, and even replace Song Dynasty, and become the co-lord of the world.At that time, Zhe Ziyu saw through how cowardly this talented emperor was as a man and how stupid as an emperor. But although she is not ashamed of Li Yu, she has to rely on his strength.The advice of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs could not be accepted by Li Yu, so she turned to the harem route.There are some emperors in this world whose loyal words are hard to hear and would not listen to any advice from their courtiers, but they obeyed their beloved concubines and trusted servants.As for whether Li Yu is such a person, you have to try it before you know.Therefore, Zhe Ziyu turned to the idea of Xiao Zhou, who had the most influence on Li Yu in the harem, and used every opportunity to instill his own ideas in her, hoping to influence Li Yu's decision through her. The time to enter the palace was a bit early today, and Xiao Zhou hadn't taken a nap yet, so Zhe Ziyu was led by the palace staff to another place to rest and wait in the Imperial Palace. The size of this palace courtyard is not smaller than the palace where the Empress Xiao Zhou lived. In fact, this was originally the residence of the Empress Da Zhou, and it was in this palace that the Empress Da Zhou died of illness.After the death of Empress Da Zhou, Li Yu felt ashamed of his beloved wife in his heart, so he never came to this palace. Although Empress Xiao Zhou was young and ignorant at the time, she gradually grew up and knew that her sister's death had a lot to do with him, so she never came to this palace. Do not set foot here.So this unused queen-sized palace was changed into a resting place for concubines and wives before meeting the queen. Zhe Ziyu sat in the hall for a while, and when she was bored, she got up and looked at the furnishings in the hall. She saw a pipa on the table in the corner of the hall, so she walked over.After the Great Zhou Dynasty, he was good at books and history, good at singing and dancing, especially Feng Xiao and pipa.This pipa is a musical instrument that was used after the Great Zhou Dynasty. Although the emperor and the empress never came here, the hall is still very clean and the pipa is well maintained. Zhe Ziyu plucked the strings again and again, and suddenly remembered that Yang Hao and the privy envoy Chen Qiao were fighting for a singing prostitute in Piaoxiang Tower, and that singing prostitute Sheng Han was amazed Jiangnan with a pipa, and she suddenly felt eager to win .She took off the pipa, went back to sit on the brocade pier, thought for a while, and flicked her fingers, "Zheng, clang, clang, clang...", a series of killing sounds came out from under her fingers... Yang Hao traveled through halls and pavilions, crossed the flowers and treetops, non-stop all the way, like a civet cat, a monkey, occasionally a warrior could see his figure flashing, but let alone catch him, it is impossible to even meet him face to face.That skill, even the parkour master in "Street of Violence: 2013" would be willing to bow down to him. Suddenly, there was a sound of pipa blowing in the wind, but Yang Hao did not expect that the person who played the pipa was Zhe Ziyu who got him into such a predicament, and as long as he followed the sound of the pipa, he could just find her.He has been in the "Qian Jin Yi Xiao Lou" for so long and has listened to many tunes. Once he heard this tune, he knew it was "House of Flying Daggers". Yang Hao couldn't help being angry and funny: "Who is this playing the pipa? This song is matched, it's so fucking wonderful. It's so powerful~~~ The world is full of energy, and the time is not good. The time is not dying. The time is not dying. Nai He, Yu Xi Yu Xi Nai Ruo He..." Yang Hao was having fun in the midst of suffering, while reciting words, he ran wildly with all his strength, a corner of the palace wall appeared in the distance, but the palace wall has always been several feet long, how can he jump over it, but seeing the palace wall, if he can jump out, So no matter where he was found, at least the consequences of being found here would not be serious.Yang Hao was desperate, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and rush towards the palace wall. "Clang clang..." Zhe Ziyu held the pipa in his arms, playing, sweeping, wheeling, twisting, rolling, and smashing, so the sound of golden drums, swords and crossbows, and the sound of people and horses overflowed from her fingertips. Just as Zhe Ziyu accidentally accompanied him to the sound of the pipa, he ran under the palace wall. "The Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Taishang Laojun, Allah, God bless!" Yang Hao rushed to embrace the Buddha's feet, shouting to each of the gods, raised his breath, and jumped more than ten feet high. With both feet kicking vigorously on the wall, he ran upwards for more than a foot, and then let out a "hey", stretched out his figure, and his ten fingertips could hold the smooth glazed tiles, and before the fingertips slipped, he put the whole The body turned sideways and rolled up... "Come out! Hey! It's really auspicious people have their own heaven!" Yang Hao stood under the palace wall and calmed down, his joy slightly diminished, and he looked around in confusion: "Where is this?" Seeing that there is a palace hidden by flowers in front of him, the eaves are also flying, but the height is not high, and the scale is extremely small. Yang Hao hurriedly took off his clothes and put them on again, and walked towards the palace, pretending to be calm all the way, just waiting to see someone, Just pretend to be lost.As for how far it is from the Chrysanthemum Garden, whether he should have lost his way here, but now he can't take care of it. "What should I do if this place is in the opposite direction from the Chrysanthemum Garden? I said that I lost my way here because of the folding of space and the black hole of time and space. I don't know if they understand..." Yang Hao thought wildly and entered the small palace, only to feel that the appearance of the palace was quite different from ordinary palaces. It looked like an earth temple, but when he entered, he was faced with a screen, but it was a simple and simple screen made of wood. After crossing the screen, Yang Hao couldn't help staying there, and the woman on the opposite side also stayed there. The two stared at each other for a while, but neither of them could speak. "I... I... My uncle, the toilet is also repaired like a palace? You have money, you burn the bag, it's none of my business, but you should at least hang a sign..." Yang Hao stood there really Want to cry but have no tears.The face of the girl who was squatting there to urinate was as red as a pomegranate flower. Even though the long clothes and big sleeves covered her body completely, he might not be able to see anything, but it was embarrassing enough for a girl to squat in front of a man like this, not to mention she was still urinating. "I can't escape anymore. If I keep running, I will run into something. A true warrior dares to face up to the dripping blood and the cruel reality. Yes, you can't escape, you can't escape..." Yang Hao seemed to be sleepwalking After standing for a while, he swallowed his saliva, showed a smile uglier than crying, and politely bowed to the embarrassing lady who was squatting there: "Ah..., please tell me, the men's toilet is here. Where?" "..." "The man's latrine, I'm a little anxious, I went to the wrong place..." Niang stretched out her index finger and pointed timidly at the other side. Yang Hao hurriedly gave another salute, and then slipped out embarrassingly... At that time, many people in the city used the toilet when they got up at night, because if they used the toilet, it would be inconvenient to clean up the dirt.But the people in the country use toilets, and the manure is used as fertilizer in the field, while in the palace, only the concubines use toilets, otherwise there are thousands of people in the palace, and toilets are transported out of the palace every day. It is a bit more spectacular, so there are latrines built in remote places, and the filth can be fertilized and buried in the fertile soil of the flower garden. She really didn't expect to meet Yang Hao here, she was so ashamed that she couldn't bear it.If such a scene is publicized, it will be just a big joke, so how can there be any gossip, and besides, she won't say it even if she is killed, she can't afford to lose that person. "I...I must be qualified to use the toilet..." I clenched my fists and swore secretly. Yang Hao walked not far in the direction pointed by the lady, and walked around a flower tree. There were countless flowers competing for beauty in front of him. The clusters of flowers in front of him were all bowl-sized flowers, like fireworks in full bloom. chrysanthemum.This is clearly the Chrysanthemum Garden. Looking across, there is a building exactly like this small temple-like palace at the end of the sea of flowers in the Chrysanthemum Garden. Yang Hao let out a long breath, for a moment he felt like he was alive after a catastrophe, and then, that unsolvable mystery came to his mind again: "Is that beauty in palace costume really Ziyu?" Li Yu couldn't find Yang Hao everywhere, and soon after, he heard that there were thieves in the harem, and someone broke into the palace. It was the eunuchs in the palace who wanted to steal the treasure when they were indecent to the queen, and someone came to report after a while. Li Yu was relieved when he learned that Xiao Zhou was fine and that the palace had not been stolen. As soon as he let go of his thoughts, he suddenly thought of Yang Hao again, and immediately became suspicious. Yang Hao disappeared strangely, and there were thieves in the harem, could it be... Li Yu changed his color, and immediately shouted to the guards who came to escort him after hearing the news: "Search everywhere in the palace, we must find Yang Hao and see where he is." After a while, a servant rushed over and whispered a few words to Li Yu. Upon hearing the news, Li Yu hurried back to the palace where he had been having a banquet before, only to see Yang Hao sitting there calmly, holding a cup of tea, sipping every mouthful with. Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Isn't Yang Zuoshi enjoying the flowers in the Chrysanthemum Garden? When will he come back?" Yang Hao put down his teacup, got up to salute, and said with a slight smile: "Ah, the ministers have been enjoying it for a long time, thinking that the lord should have dealt with state affairs, so he came back to meet you. Lord, shall we play chess now? " Li Yu said with a wry smile: "Forget it, there are some things in the palace today, it is really difficult to get away, another day... I will learn Yang Zuoshi's chess skills alone." "That being the case, the foreign minister will leave." Yang Hao also secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Although it is not a crime if the woman tells about his trespassing into the women's toilet by mistake, it will inevitably make people laugh. Come on, I also have this scruple, so it will be seamless, Yang Hao bowed, and Li Yu took him out. As soon as Yang Hao left, Li Yu turned around and shouted sharply: "Why are there burglars in the Forbidden Palace? Send an order to send a brigade of Forbidden troops into the palace, search for Gu Gu every inch, dig three feet into the ground, and take that The daring bandit chieftain is dug out by the solitary!"
"Is that person really Ziyu? If it's her, could she have become Li Yu's concubine? Then why? Form an alliance with...Tang to fight against Song's oppression?" Yang Hao sat in the middle of the sedan chair in a state of confusion. He was really worried if he didn't find out the identity of the woman. "The sycophant Huangfu Jixun invited me to banquets and outings many times, but I turned them down. Now it seems that I have to communicate with him and find out if there are any new concubines in the palace recently, so I can rest assured." Yang Hao was thinking about it when he heard a commotion on the street, someone shouted: "Catch the thief, catch the snitch..." Yang Hao was guilty of being a thief, and his heart jumped when he heard it. At this time, the big sedan chair also stopped. Yang Hao hurriedly opened the curtain of the sedan chair and went out. Running fast on the pointed eaves of a house, jumping vertically and horizontally, the lightness is excellent, the distance between the two houses is not short, the girl jumped over as soon as she jumped, how could the people on the ground catch up, and the time is so fast. The woman ran away. Yang Hao only saw a figure from the back, but he didn't know that this girl was his brother-in-law. He wiped off his cold sweat, and asked the people beside the sedan chair, "What did the Snitch steal?" A commoner saw that he was dressed in an official uniform, and didn't know that he was not an official of the dynasty, so he angrily reported: "My lord, this burglar disguised himself as a man, ah... no, a man disguised himself as a woman, sneaked into the nunnery to seduce a nun, and so on." It is unreasonable to offend the gods, my lord, send someone to catch him." "Well, well, yes, yes", Yang Hao nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, the Skynet is fully restored, and it's not leaking. This group of criminals will definitely be brought to justice. Sigh... the day of the world Get down, people's hearts are not old, cough, get up the sedan chair..." Yang Hao got into the sedan chair, and shook his head rejoicingly: "It's so difficult to find a death, and almost caused a catastrophe. In the next few days, I really need to cultivate my self-cultivation, so that there will be fewer troubles. Alas, I don't know Yan Yan When will you and the doll come?" The tree wanted to be quiet but the wind kept blowing, but Yang Hao didn't expect that before Yanyan and the baby came, the Khitan envoy Yelvwen came, with Ding Chengye by his side, and Ding Yuluo quietly dropped behind him, he wanted to live peacefully. Die is easier said than done.
Zhe Ziyu was strolling leisurely in a palace with his hands behind his hands. At the beginning, she persuaded Lin Renzhao to approach Li Yunan, and persuaded Li Yu to preemptively use troops against Song Dynasty. As a result, Li Yu was afraid of the power of the Song army, and missed an excellent opportunity to keep the Jiangnan community, and even replace Song Dynasty, and become the co-lord of the world.At that time, Zhe Ziyu saw through how cowardly this talented emperor was as a man and how stupid as an emperor. But although she is not ashamed of Li Yu, she has to rely on his strength.The advice of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs could not be accepted by Li Yu, so she turned to the harem route.There are some emperors in this world whose loyal words are hard to hear and would not listen to any advice from their courtiers, but they obeyed their beloved concubines and trusted servants.As for whether Li Yu is such a person, you have to try it before you know.Therefore, Zhe Ziyu turned to the idea of Xiao Zhou, who had the most influence on Li Yu in the harem, and used every opportunity to instill his own ideas in her, hoping to influence Li Yu's decision through her. The time to enter the palace was a bit early today, and Xiao Zhou hadn't taken a nap yet, so Zhe Ziyu was led by the palace staff to another place to rest and wait in the Imperial Palace. The size of this palace courtyard is not smaller than the palace where the Empress Xiao Zhou lived. In fact, this was originally the residence of the Empress Da Zhou, and it was in this palace that the Empress Da Zhou died of illness.After the death of Empress Da Zhou, Li Yu felt ashamed of his beloved wife in his heart, so he never came to this palace. Although Empress Xiao Zhou was young and ignorant at the time, she gradually grew up and knew that her sister's death had a lot to do with him, so she never came to this palace. Do not set foot here.So this unused queen-sized palace was changed into a resting place for concubines and wives before meeting the queen. Zhe Ziyu sat in the hall for a while, and when she was bored, she got up and looked at the furnishings in the hall. She saw a pipa on the table in the corner of the hall, so she walked over.After the Great Zhou Dynasty, he was good at books and history, good at singing and dancing, especially Feng Xiao and pipa.This pipa is a musical instrument that was used after the Great Zhou Dynasty. Although the emperor and the empress never came here, the hall is still very clean and the pipa is well maintained. Zhe Ziyu plucked the strings again and again, and suddenly remembered that Yang Hao and the privy envoy Chen Qiao were fighting for a singing prostitute in Piaoxiang Tower, and that singing prostitute Sheng Han was amazed Jiangnan with a pipa, and she suddenly felt eager to win .She took off the pipa, went back to sit on the brocade pier, thought for a while, and flicked her fingers, "Zheng, clang, clang, clang...", a series of killing sounds came out from under her fingers... Yang Hao traveled through halls and pavilions, crossed the flowers and treetops, non-stop all the way, like a civet cat, a monkey, occasionally a warrior could see his figure flashing, but let alone catch him, it is impossible to even meet him face to face.That skill, even the parkour master in "Street of Violence: 2013" would be willing to bow down to him. Suddenly, there was a sound of pipa blowing in the wind, but Yang Hao did not expect that the person who played the pipa was Zhe Ziyu who got him into such a predicament, and as long as he followed the sound of the pipa, he could just find her.He has been in the "Qian Jin Yi Xiao Lou" for so long and has listened to many tunes. Once he heard this tune, he knew it was "House of Flying Daggers". Yang Hao couldn't help being angry and funny: "Who is this playing the pipa? This song is matched, it's so fucking wonderful. It's so powerful~~~ The world is full of energy, and the time is not good. The time is not dying. The time is not dying. Nai He, Yu Xi Yu Xi Nai Ruo He..." Yang Hao was having fun in the midst of suffering, while reciting words, he ran wildly with all his strength, a corner of the palace wall appeared in the distance, but the palace wall has always been several feet long, how can he jump over it, but seeing the palace wall, if he can jump out, So no matter where he was found, at least the consequences of being found here would not be serious.Yang Hao was desperate, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and rush towards the palace wall. "Clang clang..." Zhe Ziyu held the pipa in his arms, playing, sweeping, wheeling, twisting, rolling, and smashing, so the sound of golden drums, swords and crossbows, and the sound of people and horses overflowed from her fingertips. Just as Zhe Ziyu accidentally accompanied him to the sound of the pipa, he ran under the palace wall. "The Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Taishang Laojun, Allah, God bless!" Yang Hao rushed to embrace the Buddha's feet, shouting to each of the gods, raised his breath, and jumped more than ten feet high. With both feet kicking vigorously on the wall, he ran upwards for more than a foot, and then let out a "hey", stretched out his figure, and his ten fingertips could hold the smooth glazed tiles, and before the fingertips slipped, he put the whole The body turned sideways and rolled up... "Come out! Hey! It's really auspicious people have their own heaven!" Yang Hao stood under the palace wall and calmed down, his joy slightly diminished, and he looked around in confusion: "Where is this?" Seeing that there is a palace hidden by flowers in front of him, the eaves are also flying, but the height is not high, and the scale is extremely small. Yang Hao hurriedly took off his clothes and put them on again, and walked towards the palace, pretending to be calm all the way, just waiting to see someone, Just pretend to be lost.As for how far it is from the Chrysanthemum Garden, whether he should have lost his way here, but now he can't take care of it. "What should I do if this place is in the opposite direction from the Chrysanthemum Garden? I said that I lost my way here because of the folding of space and the black hole of time and space. I don't know if they understand..." Yang Hao thought wildly and entered the small palace, only to feel that the appearance of the palace was quite different from ordinary palaces. It looked like an earth temple, but when he entered, he was faced with a screen, but it was a simple and simple screen made of wood. After crossing the screen, Yang Hao couldn't help staying there, and the woman on the opposite side also stayed there. The two stared at each other for a while, but neither of them could speak. "I... I... My uncle, the toilet is also repaired like a palace? You have money, you burn the bag, it's none of my business, but you should at least hang a sign..." Yang Hao stood there really Want to cry but have no tears.The face of the girl who was squatting there to urinate was as red as a pomegranate flower. Even though the long clothes and big sleeves covered her body completely, he might not be able to see anything, but it was embarrassing enough for a girl to squat in front of a man like this, not to mention she was still urinating. "I can't escape anymore. If I keep running, I will run into something. A true warrior dares to face up to the dripping blood and the cruel reality. Yes, you can't escape, you can't escape..." Yang Hao seemed to be sleepwalking After standing for a while, he swallowed his saliva, showed a smile uglier than crying, and politely bowed to the embarrassing lady who was squatting there: "Ah..., please tell me, the men's toilet is here. Where?" "..." "The man's latrine, I'm a little anxious, I went to the wrong place..." Niang stretched out her index finger and pointed timidly at the other side. Yang Hao hurriedly gave another salute, and then slipped out embarrassingly... At that time, many people in the city used the toilet when they got up at night, because if they used the toilet, it would be inconvenient to clean up the dirt.But the people in the country use toilets, and the manure is used as fertilizer in the field, while in the palace, only the concubines use toilets, otherwise there are thousands of people in the palace, and toilets are transported out of the palace every day. It is a bit more spectacular, so there are latrines built in remote places, and the filth can be fertilized and buried in the fertile soil of the flower garden. She really didn't expect to meet Yang Hao here, she was so ashamed that she couldn't bear it.If such a scene is publicized, it will be just a big joke, so how can there be any gossip, and besides, she won't say it even if she is killed, she can't afford to lose that person. "I...I must be qualified to use the toilet..." I clenched my fists and swore secretly. Yang Hao walked not far in the direction pointed by the lady, and walked around a flower tree. There were countless flowers competing for beauty in front of him. The clusters of flowers in front of him were all bowl-sized flowers, like fireworks in full bloom. chrysanthemum.This is clearly the Chrysanthemum Garden. Looking across, there is a building exactly like this small temple-like palace at the end of the sea of flowers in the Chrysanthemum Garden. Yang Hao let out a long breath, for a moment he felt like he was alive after a catastrophe, and then, that unsolvable mystery came to his mind again: "Is that beauty in palace costume really Ziyu?" Li Yu couldn't find Yang Hao everywhere, and soon after, he heard that there were thieves in the harem, and someone broke into the palace. It was the eunuchs in the palace who wanted to steal the treasure when they were indecent to the queen, and someone came to report after a while. Li Yu was relieved when he learned that Xiao Zhou was fine and that the palace had not been stolen. As soon as he let go of his thoughts, he suddenly thought of Yang Hao again, and immediately became suspicious. Yang Hao disappeared strangely, and there were thieves in the harem, could it be... Li Yu changed his color, and immediately shouted to the guards who came to escort him after hearing the news: "Search everywhere in the palace, we must find Yang Hao and see where he is." After a while, a servant rushed over and whispered a few words to Li Yu. Upon hearing the news, Li Yu hurried back to the palace where he had been having a banquet before, only to see Yang Hao sitting there calmly, holding a cup of tea, sipping every mouthful with. Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Isn't Yang Zuoshi enjoying the flowers in the Chrysanthemum Garden? When will he come back?" Yang Hao put down his teacup, got up to salute, and said with a slight smile: "Ah, the ministers have been enjoying it for a long time, thinking that the lord should have dealt with state affairs, so he came back to meet you. Lord, shall we play chess now? " Li Yu said with a wry smile: "Forget it, there are some things in the palace today, it is really difficult to get away, another day... I will learn Yang Zuoshi's chess skills alone." "That being the case, the foreign minister will leave." Yang Hao also secretly heaved a sigh of relief. Although it is not a crime if the woman tells about his trespassing into the women's toilet by mistake, it will inevitably make people laugh. Come on, I also have this scruple, so it will be seamless, Yang Hao bowed, and Li Yu took him out. As soon as Yang Hao left, Li Yu turned around and shouted sharply: "Why are there burglars in the Forbidden Palace? Send an order to send a brigade of Forbidden troops into the palace, search for Gu Gu every inch, dig three feet into the ground, and take that The daring bandit chieftain is dug out by the solitary!"
"Is that person really Ziyu? If it's her, could she have become Li Yu's concubine? Then why? Form an alliance with...Tang to fight against Song's oppression?" Yang Hao sat in the middle of the sedan chair in a state of confusion. He was really worried if he didn't find out the identity of the woman. "The sycophant Huangfu Jixun invited me to banquets and outings many times, but I turned them down. Now it seems that I have to communicate with him and find out if there are any new concubines in the palace recently, so I can rest assured." Yang Hao was thinking about it when he heard a commotion on the street, someone shouted: "Catch the thief, catch the snitch..." Yang Hao was guilty of being a thief, and his heart jumped when he heard it. At this time, the big sedan chair also stopped. Yang Hao hurriedly opened the curtain of the sedan chair and went out. Running fast on the pointed eaves of a house, jumping vertically and horizontally, the lightness is excellent, the distance between the two houses is not short, the girl jumped over as soon as she jumped, how could the people on the ground catch up, and the time is so fast. The woman ran away. Yang Hao only saw a figure from the back, but he didn't know that this girl was his brother-in-law. He wiped off his cold sweat, and asked the people beside the sedan chair, "What did the Snitch steal?" A commoner saw that he was dressed in an official uniform, and didn't know that he was not an official of the dynasty, so he angrily reported: "My lord, this burglar disguised himself as a man, ah... no, a man disguised himself as a woman, sneaked into the nunnery to seduce a nun, and so on." It is unreasonable to offend the gods, my lord, send someone to catch him." "Well, well, yes, yes", Yang Hao nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, the Skynet is fully restored, and it's not leaking. This group of criminals will definitely be brought to justice. Sigh... the day of the world Get down, people's hearts are not old, cough, get up the sedan chair..." Yang Hao got into the sedan chair, and shook his head rejoicingly: "It's so difficult to find a death, and almost caused a catastrophe. In the next few days, I really need to cultivate my self-cultivation, so that there will be fewer troubles. Alas, I don't know Yan Yan When will you and the doll come?" The tree wanted to be quiet but the wind kept blowing, but Yang Hao didn't expect that before Yanyan and the baby came, the Khitan envoy Yelvwen came, with Ding Chengye by his side, and Ding Yuluo quietly dropped behind him, he wanted to live peacefully. Die is easier said than done.