Chapter 9 Chapter 9 The Tigress' Disturbance

When they went out, it was already dark, Miss Lan walked ahead angrily, Jiang Xiaohu followed silently, sometimes frowning, sometimes sighing, looking depressed. Suddenly, Miss Lan stopped in her tracks: "If you want to find her, go quickly." Jiang Xiaohu quickly shook his head: "No, absolutely not." Miss Lan bit her lip: "Xiaohu, do you think I look like a tigress?" Jiang Xiaohu looked at her, hesitated: "A little bit." "what!" "It's not like it's not like it." "False! Liar!" Miss Lan pushed him away bitterly, "You are afraid of me, so you say that on purpose, you must think of me as a tigress in your heart!"

Jiang Xiaohu panicked: "My wife..." Miss Lan looked at him eagerly: "Tell me, am I a gentle and virtuous wife?" you?Gentle and virtuous?Jiang Xiaohu began to scratch his head, thinking for a long time, but still found it difficult to answer this question: "This..." Seeing him hesitating, Miss Lan wiped her eyes, turned around and left: "You must think I'm a tigress!" Jiang Xiaohu silently followed. "I'm a tigress, what do you do with me!" "Honey, go home." "Go back by yourself!" "It's so late, where are you going alone?"

"You don't care where I'm going!" Miss Lan shook off his hand, her eyes were slightly swollen, she curled her lips as if she was about to cry again, "What are you doing at home with a tigress, aren't you happy without me?" Jiang Xiaohu looked at her for a long time, then sighed suddenly, and hugged her: "I just like tigress." In the middle of the night, the oil lamp did not go out again. "We have seen through the trick, so he dare not come again," Miss Lan blinked, lying happily beside the small river, "From now on, when we wake up, we won't be in the wilderness."

Jiang Xiaohu nodded: "My wife is really amazing." Miss Lan looked at him sideways, hesitated: "Xiaohu, I'm so fierce, I still scold you and beat you, do you... really like tigress?" Jiang Xiaohu also looked at her: "Then do you really like me too?" Miss Lan was silent for a while, then shook her head: "I didn't like it before." "If you don't like it, why do you want to marry me?" "Do you remember the year your grandfather had his birthday?" "Yep." "At that time, I also came here with my father to celebrate his birthday, but you tricked me into gambling and pushed me into the garden pond to catch fish."

"Well, the pond is still in the back garden now, and it's almost dry." "That was the first time I gambled. I threw a 123 and lost the collar." Jiang Xiaohu's eyes moved slightly, but he remained silent. "Afterwards, when I got home, I practiced dice every day," Miss Lan said proudly, "I was teased by you so much, I just wanted to come here to annoy you for a few days before going back." After finishing speaking, she sighed softly and hugged his arm: "You must not remember these things anymore." After watching her for a long time, Jiang Xiaohu suddenly smiled: "I remember."

"Now everyone knows that you are my wife, how can you go back in the future?" "Fool, I'm not going back." "why?" "Because I like you a little bit." "How much is a little bit?" "Just a little bit." "Not much?" Disappointed. "When you become more useful, there will be more." "I will definitely be useful," Jiang Xiaohu quickly rolled over and hugged her, swallowing, "Now... can I have a bridal chamber?" Miss Lan blushed and pushed him away: "No way!" The long eyelashes slapped twice, Jiang Xiaohu's face sank, he got up and was about to leave: "Then you don't like me anymore, go back, I'm going to Yongcui Tower."

"What! You still want to go to that kind of place!" "Honey, I'm a man." "You have a wife, you are not allowed to find another woman!" "I have a wife, but I am a monk." "It's not allowed to go anyway!" "Oh, don't hit, don't hit, I don't like tigress at all, help-" After confirming that the "haunting" was a human factor, the feeling of fear disappeared. Miss Lan finished her husband's lesson, got up and blew out the oil lamp, and went back to bed to lie down. Because she was too tired during the day, Jiang Xiaohu also gave up muttering , and soon fell asleep, only slight and gentle breathing was heard in the room.

In the darkness, laughter suddenly came from overhead. Miss Lan suddenly jumped up and shouted sharply: "Who are you!" The wind swept past her ears, and before she could make a move, the back of her neck suddenly felt cold, and then, a heavy drowsiness hit her. She suddenly felt that her eyelids were heavy, she was extremely sleepy, and her whole body fell limply again. After a while, the oil lamp was turned on again. Jiang Xiaohu stood impressively in front of the lamp, looking up at the roof, Jun's face was full of headaches, he seemed very angry, and on the straw bed beside the wall, Miss Lan had already fallen into a deep sleep.

"There are no arrests here, come out." "If there is a catcher, I will come out anyway." As soon as the voice fell, there was already a man in black on the window sill, like a ghost that appeared out of thin air, without sound. About the same age as Jiang Xiaohu, with a proudly high nose, slightly smug brows, and a pair of dark eyes shining in the night, there is nothing to pick on on this face, It's just that there was something wrong with these perfect facial features during the combination process, unintentionally formed a ruffian look, and kept it on the handsome face for a long time, to put it bluntly, it deserves a beating.

The black cloak was very wide, and he sat with his knees hugged, like a bat with its wings folded. "What lighting a lamp does, I don't like at all." Jiang Xiaohu looked at him solemnly: "To deal with thieves, you need to light a lamp. If you are afraid of losing things, you must spend some lamp oil." The man in black looked around and sighed: "It's really difficult for me to find something to steal with a broken house like yours." Without waiting for Jiang Xiaohu to answer, he looked at the person on the bed with a half-smile: "Poor, people with wives have to hold back every day. Why don't you enter the palace and become a eunuch, and I can take care of it for you at a fee."

Jiang Xiaohu put on a serious face: "It seems that I have made a rich friend like you. I really want to thank God." "You should thank me more," the man in black raised his eyebrows to see the joke. "I don't have much time to do good things. Now that she has been acupunctured, you can go wherever you want, so you don't have to hold back." "It really is a good friend, thank you for your kindness." "Don't want to go?" "I want to go very much." "Then why don't you go?" "I don't want to be beaten again." "It's rare to have a sex change!" The man in black looked at him and sighed decently, "I didn't like it before, but now I like it a little bit. If you become more useful, you will be a little bit more." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help laughing. Jiang Xiaohu stared: "I forgot, thieves like to sneak around and listen to people talking." "It's interesting to listen to people talking," the man in black nodded and admitted without changing his expression, "but she is a smart girl, so she is not easy to mess with. Are you sure, she will really like you all the time?" Jiang Xiaohu didn't answer, but instead rolled his eyes and looked him up and down. "See what I do?" "You are very handsome." "What?" The man in black jumped off the window sill and stood in front of him with his arms folded, with an expression of disbelief on his face, "I heard that right, are you praising me?" "That's right," Jiang Xiaohu nodded solemnly, "No wonder so many women like you. You are so handsome, graceful, suave and charming. If I were a woman, I would definitely like you too." The man in black quickly stepped back a meter, staring: "If you are a woman, I might as well kill myself." Jiang Xiaohu smiled and said, "I haven't finished yet. Although you are very handsome, I still think that I should be prettier than you, so she will always like me." The man in black stared at him incredulously, and was stunned for a long time before murmuring: "It's not easy for this man to lie to himself." Jiang Xiaohu laughed. "Don't forget, you still want my help, can you be more polite?" "It's not only helping me, but also making a fortune out of thin air. Why don't you do something that kills two birds with one stone?" Hei Yi laughed angrily: "Okay, you don't need my help, I'm just pretending to be sentimental!" Jiang Xiaohu ignored him, and stretched out his hand: "Lend me tens of thousands of silver." "do what?" "it works." The man in black rolled his eyes, coughed intentionally, and took two steps: "I didn't borrow my money for nothing." Jiang Xiaohu sighed: "I know you are a miser, but the money is spent on yourself, so are you reluctant?" The man in black was stunned: "Myself?" "That's right," Jiang Xiaohu nodded solemnly, "This matter is very dangerous, I decided to go to the temple early tomorrow to burn a few more sticks of incense for you, at least you and I are friends, I will spend the money for the incense candles myself, but , if you accidentally get stabbed by him here, I will always find a good coffin for you, and I will do a ritual ceremony to save you, right?" The man in black was angry: "Is there anyone who curses your friend like that!" Jiang Xiaohu didn't even think about it: "Yes, when I challenged Liuhe King, someone seemed to curse me like that." The man in black was speechless. In the next moment, his handsome face had returned to his ruffian appearance. He patted Jiang Xiaohu on the shoulder: "It's rare that you are so worried. Since we are friends, you have to pay for the coffin." The cloak suddenly opened, like a bat with wings spread, quickly swept out of the window, and passed under the eaves silently. At the same time, laughter came. "Remember, I want a golden coffin, a larger one that can hold ten thousand night pearls." "This man is not afraid of seeing the light, but he actually wants Ye Mingzhu," Jiang Xiaohu muttered a few words, and said with a smile, "His sword is not easy to deal with, so please ask for blessings, don't come back with arms and legs, I have no money Buying a coffin, I don’t have the money to see a doctor for you.” In the afternoon, the sky was still cloudy and there was no sunshine. On the street, two people with nothing to do walked side by side. At the end of the day, the two of them had nothing to gain. The business plan has long been forgotten. Miss Lan is now concerned about another important matter. Finally, there will be no such thing as waking up and sleeping in the wild. He didn't do anything, but he always followed Jiang Xiaohu. What was his purpose? Was it really for that treasure of the Jiang family? "Xiaohu, did you really hear nothing last night?" "What did you hear?" Jiang Xiaohu muttered with a sullen face, "It's better not to have a wife than to have a wife. You can't even touch women. That girl told me to go to Xiyun Street Hutong yesterday..." "You dare to go!" "I dare not, but I am your husband, you should serve him well." Miss Lan bit her lip and felt a little guilty. She blushed and tugged at his sleeve, and said quietly, "Although I can't right now...but I can do other things." "what can you do?" "I can cook." "Cooking?" Jiang Xiaohu thought for a while, and thought it was a good idea, "It seems nice to have a wife who can cook." Miss Lan was very happy immediately: "What do you want to eat, I'll go buy it and make it." In fact, saying and doing have always been two different things. If you have nothing, what good food can you cook?So it wasn't until the evening that Miss Lan made a detailed count of the various materials needed for the four dishes she was good at in her life. After discovering the gap between ideal and reality, Jiang Xiaohu immediately suggested that it's better to go to a restaurant to eat. After entering the restaurant, Miss Lan just ordered a table of dishes, but Miss Lan suddenly thought of something, and stood up with an "oops": "Xiaohu, you eat first, I'll go out and buy something." Jiang Xiaohu wondered: "What to buy?" "Rouge," Miss Lan touched her face and said angrily, "Without these things, I would definitely look ugly now." It's a girl who doesn't love beauty?Especially for girls who are already beautiful, Jiang Xiaohu sighed, looked at her and nodded: "Hurry up, wife, I'll wait for you." Miss Lan just went out on the front foot, and a pretty girl came in on the back foot. The little girl was about fifteen or sixteen years old, she was dressed like a maid, she had long legs and a thin waist, her eyes were small but bright, her face was pink like a peach blossom in spring. The eyeballs of the guests around were about to fall out, and they were guessing in their hearts, whose maid is so pretty? Under the eyes of everyone, the pretty maid didn't care at all, she just rolled her eyes, glanced at everyone present, and then walked straight towards Jiang Xiaohu: "Young Master Jiang, my master is here to invite you." This useless guy is indeed popular with women, and everyone is frustrated. Jiang Xiaohu was already staring in a daze, but she didn't come back to her senses until she spoke, wondering: "I don't recognize you." "It doesn't matter if you don't recognize me, as long as you know my master," the pretty maid seemed to have guessed his reaction, and said with a smile, "Mr. Jiang is so forgetful, so we as maids will not catch your eyes." Jiang Xiaohu didn't ask any more questions, and stood up: "Let's go." The appearance of the carriage is ordinary, but the decoration inside is extremely exquisite. Jiang Xiaohu is not polite, he climbs straight into the carriage, gets in and sits down. Along the way, the pretty maids are very polite and courteous, sneaking glances at him from time to time, the handsome man treats the little girl There is always something attractive, even if you know that he is the most useless prodigal son in the world. Finally, the pretty maid couldn't help but ask, "Young Master Jiang, don't you wonder who my master is?" Jiang Xiaohu looked at her: "Strange." "Then why don't you ask?" "You don't tell me if you ask, anyway, we're going to meet soon, why don't I guess it myself." The pretty maid laughed: "Master Jiang is really interesting, no wonder the master treats you like this, can you guess who she is?" "I only guessed half of it," Jiang Xiaohu thought carefully, "Your master must be astonishingly beautiful." "How do you know?" "If she wasn't beautiful herself, how could she bring such a beautiful maid like you?" "Not necessarily," the pretty girl rolled her eyes, "Maybe she is a man, men always like to bring beautiful women by their side." Jiang Xiaohu shook his head: "She's not a man." "how do you know?" Without his wife, Jiang Xiaohu became more courageous, and said solemnly: "Because if she is a man, if she dares to bring a girl who is prettier than a fairy, she will be beaten by her wife so that she can't get up." The pretty maid couldn't help laughing out loud: "I think Mr. Jiang is often beaten by his wife?" Jiang Xiaohu was about to speak, but the carriage stopped suddenly, and the coachman's voice sounded: "Here we are." Jumping out of the car, Jiang Xiaohu quickly looked around, and after confirming, he stood there silently in a daze. In front of you is a straight and deep alley, which is much wider and grander than ordinary alleys. There is a tall and strong old pagoda tree on the left hand side, and the flat and clean bluestone floor extends forward until the corner at the end. The pretty maid pushed him with a smile: "Master Jiang is still leaving?" "I suddenly don't want to go." "My master is waiting inside, don't you want to see her?" "I dare not see you now." "why?" "Because she is indeed terribly beautiful," Jiang Xiaohu looked into the alley with a sad face, "If there is nothing wrong with my eyes, this is the alley of Xiyun Street."