Chapter 24 Chapter 24 The Standards of Happiness in Life Are Different

The sleeping Shen Xuan was having a good dream, and she didn't feel at all that her saliva was flowing against the river outside. If she felt it, maybe she could publish a novel "Saliva Flows Against the River" in ancient times, and the sales volume is probably not much less than Guo Jingming's. After all, the princess's face is there. Even if you flatter, everyone will not be stingy in buying a book. It's a pity that the population of the Tang Dynasty is not as dense as that of the 21st century. What's more, Shen Xuan sleeps too deeply. Didn't notice it at all.

In the dream, she saw herself and Li Ke standing in a vast sea of ​​flowers, with dreamy bubbles floating in the air and a fragrance that smelled a thousand times better than Chanel No. 5. The two of them looked at each other affectionately and silently, their bodies Getting closer, getting closer... Just when they were about to collide fiercely, a white halo slid across the corner of his eyes like a meteor, and Sanzang fell from the sky, with a gentle smile that never changed for thousands of years. Shen Xuan couldn't control herself, kicked Li Ke aside, and then rushed towards Sanzang...

"Plop!"Shen Xuan got up from the bed in a jerk, and there was another "grunt" sound outside, which proved that the sound just now was not her own hallucination, but a genuine one.Shen Xuan burst out in anger, my Sansan was almost mine, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I even kicked handsome Li Ke Li away at the most critical moment Actually! Shen Xuan put on her clothes and rushed out.At the same time, I swear from the bottom of my heart that if I catch that guy, I will tear him into pieces! !

When Shen Xuan arrived at the scene of the crime, the outside was already brightly lit. When she saw the suspect, Shen Xuan was dumbfounded for a while.Hallucinations, hallucinations, hallucinations, there must be hallucinations, Shen Xuan looked up at the pitch black sky with no light at all, and then looked at the stupid guy who started to giggle all the time when he saw himself, rubbing his head I rubbed my eyes, it's still there, it's still there! And that person was still talking, and I saw that the clothes on his body were wrinkled and messed up as if he had been beaten, and the guy with a bruise on his face pulled a smile vigorously on his face, and said with crooked eyes, "They Said, it’s true that I can see you this way.”

Fang Yiai looked at her sweetheart with satisfaction, she looked dazzling in the lights, and she fell into great happiness.The injury from the fall just now doesn't seem to hurt at all. "Crazy, crazy, absolutely crazy." Apart from shock, Shen Xuan felt nothing but shock. Wang Jian leaned against her ear and said in a low voice, "You still said that he is not trendy enough, look, this is what is called real romance. He bravely ran into the palace at night, regardless of the danger of his life, just to see his sweetheart." One side. It's so exciting." Shen Xuan didn't think it was romantic. She only thought that her future husband was a little stupid, and his mind was also very abnormal. After marrying this man, her life would be very dark. If the mind gets hot again, if something happens, it is possible to implicate the Jiuzu.

Hanged, drowned, hanged, strangled, decapitated, cut in half... Thinking about the various execution methods in the Tang Dynasty, Shen Xuan's face became paler and her thin body was crumbling.Sensing that Shen Xuan's mood was not right, Wang Jian hurriedly comforted her, "Don't be afraid, you think this palace is like that written in Jin Yong's novels, so you can come and go so freely, let Hong Qigong hide in the imperial dining room every day to steal Roast chicken. Last time you visited the site, the defense here is definitely much tighter than that of Zhongnanhai, and even a fly cannot fly close. Besides, even if Hong Qigong is very skilled, you can come in. Can your IQ come in?"

"You mean?" Shen Xuan also came to her senses a little bit, and her face became much more normal. "It must have been premeditated." Wang Jian said with certainty, "Listen, the guards outside have not moved at all. All this proves that Xiaofang was let in. But," Wang Jian glanced at Standing stiffly like a sculpture in the courtyard and looking at Shen Xuan foolishly, Fang Yiai, who looked extremely embarrassed, said pitifully, "It's just that he doesn't know too well." As expected of a talented student in the history department, she is useful at critical moments, but Shen Xuan is not jealous at all, she thinks that she can make such a talented student with a high IQ every day even more remarkable.The lazy people in this world are all raised by smart people.

"Let me tell you, how could he do such a difficult thing with his IQ." Shen Xuan was relieved. "You can't belittle him like that. He is an elite who can speak multiple languages ​​anyway. How many people have you seen who passed the eighth level of dog language?" Thorough men have a strong sense of superiority over the weak. "Who was the first to say that his IQ was low?" Shen Xuan despised Wang Jian's behavior of postponing. Wang Jian's throat was blocked and he was silent. He felt that Shen Xuan was born to oppress him. When the alarm was lifted, Shen Xuan's nerves suddenly relaxed, she yawned and walked back irresponsibly with a wave of her hand.Wang Jian held her back and pointed to Fang Yiai who was still looking at Shen Xuan stupidly like a goddess in the courtyard, "You are going to bed, what should he do? You picked this peach blossom anyway, you You have to be responsible."

Shen Xuan rolled her eyes, "I didn't let him jump in. What's more, you don't know how long he will stand stupidly, do you want me to stand stupidly with him?" Shen Xuan shook off Wang Jian's hand. He walked towards the back room with his arm, thinking that although Fang Yiai was stupid, but at least he was also his future husband, he stopped again and added to Wang Jian, "If he wakes up, take him to sleep, what's the matter?" Let’s talk about it when I wake up tomorrow.” After finishing speaking, Shen Xuan walked back to the room and swooped towards the big bed, starting her sweet dream again.

Wang Jian glanced at Fang Yiai with pity, walked over with sympathy, patted him on the shoulder and said, "If you want to say something now, you can go in and say it. If you don't say anything, you have to wait until dawn." Of course, if you Not afraid of being smashed out by her shoe, Wang Jian silently added in his heart. "No, I'm satisfied just looking at her here." Fang Yiai looked at the door of Shen Xuan's bedroom with a happy and obsessed expression, which made Wang Jian deeply moved. What an innocent child, how could she be ruined by Shen Xuan? It's in the hands of the witch.

He didn't understand at all why Fang Yi'ai fell in love with Shen Xuan. Although Gao Yang's appearance could be regarded as overwhelming, he was already numb after seeing artificial beauties in the 21st century. all important.He proudly puffed out his chest for falling in love with Wu Zetian who was as pure as Sayuri. "Okay, take your time, I'll go back first." Wang Jian yawned, and after Shen Xuan crawled back to the room, he summoned a little palace maid and told Xiaofang to call him if he had anything to do.Although he extremely despises Shen Xuan's ability to adapt to the feudal society and her shameless bossing around, but he has no intention of doing what he can make others do by himself. Lying on the bed and sleeping like a dead pig, Shen Xuan desperately wanted to get back the dream of the sea of ​​flowers and Tang Sanzang, but after tossing and turning, only the small room she rented in Hyundai was in the dream, except for a few huge flies. Fly over and over.In short, this dream made Shen Xuan feel terrible.It's all Fang Yiai's fault, she thought, so one idea after another to mistreat Xiaofang's classmates popped up like bubbles in this environment. The next morning, when Shen Xuan came out of the room sleepily, she was startled by the sculpture-like immobile figure in the courtyard. Seeing Shen Xuan walking out of the room, Fang Yi'ai's obsessed eyes suddenly lit up, shining brightly like a fine gem.It's a pity, those gemstones are actually just a pair of eyes, Shen Xuan sighed in disappointment for this fact, then picked up the mirror she carried with her, and took a picture, she wanted to see how beautiful she was, so she could see A man's eyes turned into two living gems. In the quilt, Feizi's head was messed up like a chicken coop, his eyes were confused, there were a few eye drops in the corners of the eyes, and the saliva marks on the corners of his mouth were as bright as a peacock ostentatiously, God, Shen Xuan is like a little whirlwind Scraping back to the bedroom, his mind was full of the same thought, it's over, it's over now——Fang Yiai is hopeless, such an image can make his eyes shine, could it be that he only read books before? Is it a woman's?Or there is a deviation in aesthetics. Shen Xuan feels that her life is completely hopeless. What is the concept of marrying a husband who is stupid, crazy and has deviant aesthetics.She finally knew why Gao Yang in history had an affair. Marrying such a man, can her sex life be coordinated? The sex life is uncoordinated, so why not have an affair.Shen Xuan sympathized with Princess Gaoyang, and even more sympathized with herself who was dressed as Princess Gaoyang. Fortunately, there is still a pot of flail flowers to look forward to, and fortunately, there is a Tang Sanzang to look forward to. After Shen Xuan finished dressing up, she greeted the little lady-in-waiting and called Fang Yiai over. "You just stood there all night." "Yes. Did I disturb you?" Fang Yiai said affectionately. Shen Xuan enjoyed this kind of affection very much, which represented her huge wattage of charm, but she still couldn't stand it and got goosebumps.Shen Xuan waved her hand at Fang Yi'ai, "That's not enough." "That's good." Fang Yiai breathed a sigh of relief. Shen Xuan has seen people who are stupid, but she has never seen such a stupid person. She looked at Fang Yiai and sighed for the thousandth time, and then suddenly found that Fang Yiai's eyes were still extremely clear after standing all night. There are no red eyes, let alone dark circles and bags under the eyes. Wow, Shen Xuan's nerves were boiling, she jumped down from the chair, her little hands touched Fang Yiai's face, it was smooth, tender, full of elasticity, fair and flawless, silky like milk, Shen Xuan Intoxicated, what a beautiful skin, no blemishes, pimples, blackheads, acne, all are gone.It's just that the temperature is a little high except where the fingers touch. High temperature? Only then did Shen Xuan wake up, Fang's face was boiling like a steaming red shrimp, her long eyelashes trembled like a little white rabbit.No matter how many, Shen Xuan held Fang Yiai's face excitedly, and said affectionately, "Honey, can you tell me what brand of mask, eye cream, skin toner you use... no no, you must have Exclusive secret recipe... Come, tell me, how do you maintain your skin so well?" Good skin is too tempting for a woman, Shen Xuan has completely fallen into madness, looking at Fang Yi with fiery eyes Love, without blinking. "Mask? Eye cream? Skin toner?" Fang Yiai was dazed by these new terms, and honestly shook her head to express that she didn't know, and then answered Shen Xuan's next question honestly, "Skin , I haven't maintained it, it has always been like this, is it good?" Fang Yiai smiled shyly, happy that her own merits were appreciated by her sweetheart. "Born?" Shen Xuan couldn't accept such a fact at all. This fact not only made her wish to improve her skin after transmigrating back to modern times come to naught, but also her wish to make a fortune by selling exclusive secret recipes also came to naught. "Could it be that if I want to have good skin, I can only rely on the next generation born with Fang Yiai? It's too scary." Shen Xuan's heart suddenly felt as if it had been drenched in cold water. With a "plop", he sat still on the chair. "Princess?" "Princess?" "male……" "What's your father?" Shen Xuan regained her senses from the great sense of loss, and impatiently interrupted Fang Yiai's affectionate call.She tapped her finger on the table and said, "It's like this, you know our marriage was arranged in a hurry..." "Don't you like it?" Fang Yiai immediately said, "Then I will tell my father to tell the emperor to postpone the marriage for a while, although I wish I could marry you now." Fang Yiai's face was tragic and dejected.Shen Xuan always had a feeling that the end of the world was coming, that the sky was falling and the earth was cracking. "No." It's a joke, Shen Xuan wants to get married earlier than anyone else, so her dear Sansan develops a relationship so smoothly, "I mean, we haven't known each other for a long time, and we don't know each other well enough. So..." Shen Xuan looked Fang Yiai up and down, and Fang Yiai's heart jumped violently, and her spirit immediately became tense, "So what?" "It's nothing." Regarding Fang Yiai's nervousness, Shen Xuan felt very speechless. She was actually wondering if what she said below was necessary, because there is no one in this world who is more stupid, demented, and stupid than Fang Yiai. Obedient people are better bullies. However, Shen Xuan hesitated for a moment, and glanced at the prepared lines, as if it was not good to waste, she cleared her throat, and Shen Xuan continued, "So, I think we need to set the house rules." As she said that, Shen Xuan picked up the house rules that she and Wang Jian had researched in the past few days and read them. Although it was said that they were studied together, in fact, of course Shen Xuan thought, Wang Jian recorded, and Shen Xuan also made the memory very good. Wang Jian recited all the content of feminism, and extracted all the useful records. "First of all, there are three obediences and four virtues." Fang Yiai looked at Shen Xuan foolishly, and nodded obediently. "What are you doing stupidly?" Shen Xuan was not happy. If Wang Jian had been trained by her, she would have been waiting with a pen and paper. Fang Yiai's reaction didn't make her feel very majestic and unfulfilled. "Go get a pen and paper and take notes." The smart maid next to her went to fetch the pen and paper and handed it to Fang Yiai. Fang Yiai immediately assumed a serious posture and began to take notes. "Three obediences and four virtues, that is, the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife must obey the orders, and the wife must obey blindly when she makes a mistake. The wife must wait for makeup, the wife must remember her birthday, the wife must endure beating and scolding, and the wife must be willing to spend money." Shen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. After finishing speaking, he took a sip of water, "Have you written it down?" "Write it down." Fang Yiai nodded like a good student, Shen Xuan leaned her head over, drank, it was a small plum blossom, really beautiful, like a printer, it seems that there will be another free one in the future The scribe is gone. "Also, from now on, you are only allowed to love me alone, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, be sincere in every word you say to me, and don't bully me , scold me, trust me, if others bully me, you have to come out to help me at the first time, when I am happy, you have to accompany me to be happy, when I am unhappy, you have to coax me to be happy, always feel I'm the most beautiful, you should see me in your dreams, you only have me in your heart, that's it." Shen Xuan looked at Fang Yiai's neat handwriting with satisfaction, and nodded in satisfaction. "Tell me I love you a thousand times every day." This is the experience of watching Korean dramas. "As long as I pass by you, your eyes must follow me until I disappear." This is a sensational drama in the style of Qiong Yao. "You are not allowed to date other women, you are not allowed to touch other women, and you are not allowed to look at other women." Shen Xuan felt that this point was the most unnecessary, and the eyes of Yi Ai who watched the house understood it. , hotter than the sun, more obsessed than fans watching their idols. "After I get married, my actions are completely free, and my behavior cannot be restricted." In other words, I want to give myself the freedom to meet other men, and create opportunities and conditions for the development of extramarital affairs, but Shen Xuan still said it very proudly Righteousness. "If you have conflicts with your parents-in-law, you can't help them. If you want to help, you can only help me." This is very important. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a problem since ancient times. She doesn't want to become a Cinderella after she gets married.Although, Comrade Wang Jian said, we still don't know who is bullying whom. "...I'm still thinking about what's next, as long as I come up with something, you must implement it without any compromise." After Shen Xuan finished speaking the last item, she picked up the neat rice paper that Fang Yiai copied verbatim, Appreciate it again, what a perfect house rule. "Okay, let's sign." Shen Xuan pointed to the lower right corner of the rice paper.Fang Yiai immediately swiped obediently and signed her name. "Perfect!" Shen Xuan snapped her fingers, showing a rare smile to Fang Yiai, "Okay, you've been here for a long time, go back and rest." "Okay." Fang Yiai looked at Shen Xuan tenderly, "Are you worried about me?" "Yes, you haven't slept all night. Go back and have a good rest." Shen Xuan, who was in a good mood, couldn't help softening her tone. Of course, the main purpose was to send Fang away quickly. "I'm leaving." Seeing Fang Yiai stepping out of her bedroom step by step and turning her head three times, Shen Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, took out the house rules he had signed and admired it again, it was perfect.She felt a very accomplished intoxication. At this time, Wang Jian, who came out of nowhere, leaned over with a sigh, and looked at the share that had become an established family rule, "You must be too ruthless." "How can there be?" Shen Xuan was very disapproving, her life in the Tang Dynasty had made her nerves extremely strong, "What do you know? This is the guarantee of my happy life after marriage."