Chapter 22 Chapter 22 Pure Relationship between Men and Women

Let time stop at this moment, Shen Xuan rolls around in a spherical shape on her big bed covered with gold, silver and jewels with a look of intoxication.Sleep until you wake up naturally, count money until your hands cramp, what a wonderful life.This is the most real thought in Shen Xuan's mind.Of course, it would be even better if there is some nourishment of love.For example, Brother Tang Seng, Little Three Brothers, and many beautiful men in the Tang Dynasty. As a 21st century woman with normal aesthetics and full of love, she decided to strictly follow the principle of never refusing what comes, and the more the better, handsome guys are like gold, the more you collect the better.

During the 49 days of waiting for the ghost old witch to recover, Shen Xuan continued to maintain friendly relations with Empress Changsun, and Wang Jian continued to work hard to develop a pure male-female relationship with Wu Zetian.Everything seems to be smooth sailing, of course, this is because of the small shortcoming of not having a new handsome guy, Shen Xuan thought regretfully. During the period, I also received a few love letters from Fang Yiai, each of which was filled with a thick sheet of paper, on which was written something in a standard ancient language, so thoughtful, Shen Xuan didn't even look at it Throw it in the trash.Wang Jian looked furious to fight for the injustice of his male compatriots, dug out the love letter from the trash can, and accused Shen Xuan heartbroken, "How can you trample on a man's sincerity like this."

Shen Xuan saw that she was wearing 20 rings so heavy that it was difficult to lift her fingers. She waved her hand without waving, and impatiently swayed her foot with 36 gemstone chains at Wang Jian. He was killed in battle, and there was a large golden sculpture on the huge bed. Of course, if Shen Xuan, who was buried alive by gold, was ignored. "I'll give it to you if you like it." Shen Xuan, who had struggled to climb out of the pile of gold and gemstones, rolled her eyes at Wang Jian, panting and said, "I can't understand a single word. So it's all automatic." I understand that he loves me very much and thinks I’m beautiful, and I’m very happy that I’ve succeeded in dating, and now I miss common language like me. If you understand, just translate it, anyway, everyone is free now.”

Wang Jian opened the letter and read it at a glance. His face became paler and paler, and finally it was ashes.Shen Xuan looked at it, and was infected by him and became a little nervous and serious, "What did he write? Could it be that he thinks that I have misbehaved and wants to stop marrying me?" Stopping marriage is a trivial matter, but changing history is a major event.Shen Xuan finally became serious, and thought about it carefully, she didn't seem to have done anything out of the ordinary recently, she was so honest that she couldn't be more honest, the quiet one couldn't be quieter, half of the handsome guys didn't go out to hook up, even though she It's true that I really want to, but lust and actual actions are completely different things...

"No..." Wang Jian shook his body weakly, "He wrote on it that he loves you very much and thinks you are beautiful. I feel very happy that I have succeeded in dating. I miss you very much now... nothing else." "Huh." Shen Xuan let out a breath, "I'll just say it." After finishing speaking, she threw two pairs of shoes at Wang Jian's handsome face with contempt, showing on her face that you are still a college student of history, and that's all. IQ, it's a very cross expression. Wang Jian's expression was not much better, he gritted his teeth and tore Fang Yiai's love letter into pieces, "How could I have thought that his IQ is so low, he can write love letters so common, there is nothing new. "

"Ancient people, you still think how trendy he is." Shen Xuan put on a look that you shouldn't be stupid, jumped down from Xiaojin Mountain with agility, and dug out from the closet a piece of clothing that was taken off by a maid who didn't know. Putting it on her body, she unloaded all the jingling jewelry from her hair, walked around in front of Wang Jianjian, and said proudly, "How is it? Does it look like a pure court lady?" Wang Jian studied for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what this guy who didn't play cards according to common sense was going to do, so he decided to ask directly, "What are you going to do?"

"I decided to go deep into the masses, experience the life of gossip, and return to the correct revolutionary path of glorious gossip." Shen Xuan looked upright and righteous, and said, "I am not great, who is great?" After finishing speaking, she looked Wang Jian up and down, and said , "Do you want to consider changing your look?" "What look?" Wang Jian became interested. Cosplay is too interesting for Wang Jian, a long-awaited anime fan. Although the role of cosplay in the palace is very limited, "Is it a guard? Or the commander of the guards? "Actually, he really wanted to cosplay Li Shimin in a yellow dragon robe, but he thought that he would be cut off with a knife before he got enough of it, so forget it. Compared with hobbies like cosplay, his life is more important. a little.

Shen Xuan circled around Wang Jian, touched her chin, and said with strange eyes, "Why don't you pretend to be a court lady? It just so happens that I still have a few sets of clothes here..." A head of cold water wiped out Wang Jian's fiery red heart, his face turned half black immediately, and he said coldly, "Do you think that if you change your clothes, others will not know that you are Gao Yang? Tell you, you still lack One of the most important things." "What?" Shen Xuan pricked up her ears. "Yi Rongdan." Seeing that Shen Xuan's face turned black suddenly, Wang Jian was proud of the change, "Think about it, no matter how you change your clothes, if your face remains the same, it's because you are recognized as Gao Yang. "

Could it be that he changed for nothing?Shen Xuan remembered the famous skit in the 21st century, dear grandfather Zhao Benshan said, do you think I won't recognize you if you wear a vest.There is a reason here. Shen Xuan's face became more and more gloomy, and sparks crackled and flickered in the air. Seeing that the atmosphere was almost cultivated, Wang Jian said unsteadily, "Actually, it's not impossible." "any solution?" A smug smile bloomed on Wang Jian's face, and he took a sip of tea slowly before saying kindly, "Gossip is everywhere, you can't gossip here, you can have it yourself. We moved our position to a more remote place. Wouldn’t it be enough to have a place like this? The palace is so big, there must be some people who don’t know you and me.”

Wang Jian felt proud that he could come up with this method, and overwhelmingly defeated Shen Xuan's IQ in a disguised form.The corners of her mouth went up and up and up again, and just when she was about to make a scene, Shen Xuan picked up a shoe and bounced it high, and hit his face hard with the side studded with heavy diamonds. Shout, "I told you to show up before me, I told you to show up before me!" Wang Jian held his head, and finally woke up again from the huge difference in identities between the two. Now it is no longer a society where everyone is equal in the 21st century. His two hands were shaking his head, wanting to cover it but not daring to cover it. With a straight face, "Princess, you are the sun in the sky, please forgive the little ant on the floor. From now on, you say that one plus one equals fifteen, and I will never say that it equals two."

"You mean to say that my IQ is very low?" Shen Xuan got angry, would she add one plus one to fifteen?Clearly looking down on his IQ. "No, I'm a metaphor, a metaphor..." Wang Jian quickly explained, but it was too late, and the shoes hit his head and face even more fiercely. A few minutes later, Shen Xuan finally finished exercising, her whole body was refreshed, and she felt much more comfortable than running, practicing yoga, etc. Not only her body was refreshed, but her mind was also cultivated. Shen Xuan thought about it for a while, and decided that in the future, if she tends to gain weight again, she should switch to this method to lose weight, which is convenient and easy to use.This decision also made Shen Xuan very distressed. During this period of time in the Tang Dynasty, she was used to being a princess, and she wanted to fight whoever she wanted. What should she do if she travels back to modern times in the future? Forget it, there must be a way for the car to go to the front of the mountain, Shen Xuan shook her head to send this question thousands of miles away. After adjusting her breathing, Shen Xuan threw Wang Jian a pink court lady's skirt like a snot, and gave instructions, "You have to change it within a minute, or you will be at your own risk." Wang Jian didn't dare to be negligent, and immediately began to take off his clothes. When he took off his pants, his fingers stiffened. He raised his head and looked at Shen Xuan who had been standing aside for a few hours, and said cautiously, "My lord princess, don't you want to avoid it?" It is also a male animal, although it has no functional organs. "You have lost all the important parts, so why should I avoid it?" Shen Xuan rolled her eyes again, and she found that after returning to the Tang Dynasty, her rolling eyes became smoother and smoother, "Even if I stare at you I can't even see a fart, let alone this girl is not interested in you at all." Wang Jian's heart suffered another strong blow, but fortunately he was used to it, fortunately, there was still a flower to look forward to.My dear little dick, come back soon.Wang Jian's 100 million and 1st earnest call A minute later, a post-modern version of the court lady appeared, her tall body was stuffed in a small pink skirt, as awkward as she said, but Shen Xuan walked over and patted Wang Jian on the shoulder, He said very sincerely, "Have you ever considered being a ladyboy? I suddenly discovered that you are really talented." Wang Jian's face twisted into a strange arc, his throat was sweet, and he couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood... With a bang, his body hit the ground like a wooden stake. Is there anyone in the world more miserable than me! Is there any eunuch more miserable than me in the world! ... Have you?