Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Exiting the palace, plan A is in progress

What kind of place is this, why is it so dark, it must be dead, Shen Xuan's head slowly felt pain, she was very angrily thinking, why was she so unlucky that she still felt the pain even after she died. I was feeling sad there, when my eyes lit up, and then someone said hoarsely to me under the halo: "Are you awake?" Angels, but if the angels grow up like this, the number of people who are willing to go to heaven should be halved immediately. She was sober all of a sudden, death, how could it be so easy, it was so hard to send that silly flower back to the Tang Dynasty, it would not let itself die immediately, it was too hurt It came from the hands of an eminent monk, it is legendary self-esteem.

And the guy with the halo is because his eyes are covered with black cloth for too long, and his eyes are dazzled, and why does a eunuch have a hoarse voice and pretend to be sexy?Shouldn't it be sissy heavy? She was getting angry when she saw Wang Jian shaking his nose and saying, "You're pretending too much, you almost drowned." "Where's the hero?" "What hero? Zhang Yimou's?" Wang Jian reached out to touch her forehead to see if she had a fever, for fear that she would hurt her brain after falling into the water. Although she never said that drowning people would also become amnesiacs and idiots, in Shen Xuan's case, there was What is impossible?

"I'm a beauty after all! When I'm in trouble, of course a hero will come to rescue me. Could it be that you can't save me?" Shen Xuan began to regret that she missed the once-in-a-lifetime moment when a hero saves the beauty. Wang Jian acted unreasonably: "You just came back from the death line and started thinking about this kind of thing. It seems that you are extremely powerful." "Then who saved me?" "Of course it's me!" Wang Jian finally felt like a hero. "You...I..." Shen Xuan's expression seemed to kill someone.

"Don't worry, I definitely don't have artificial respiration." Wang Jian backed away frantically, fearing that something might go wrong and he wouldn't fall into a whole body. Shen Xuan looked up to the sky and sighed, hero, hero, where are you, do you know that I miss you, miss you!Why do I have to live this kind of life with an eunuch? What's the point of being an ancient princess if I can't go back to the 21st century? Heartbroken, Shen Xuan's heart ached like a knife. A lot of questions that I never thought about came to my mind. Can we really go back to modern times?Even if it is possible to go back, could it be possible that soul travel can drive a train of treasures to go back? It is meaningless to collect things like crazy now. Thinking of this, Shen Xuan feels real pain. This is something that makes people sadder than death.

Also, if you can't go back to your own time, then bear the fate of Princess Gaoyang, a not-so-fun woman, it will be embarrassing to die, why should you have to endure such a thing, anyway, I can't go back, I Why do you have to accept your fate, why do you want to seduce a monk when you are young, why do you want to marry someone you don't like?Why is it necessary to perform Qiong Yao's drama in front of those two top emperors and empresses, and no one pays for the performance. There was a kind of determination in Shen Xuan's eyes, so that if God gave me a bad hand, I would just play it well.

Just as she was about to transform into a Super Saiyan and start to explode the small universe, someone rolled in from the outside again. Wang Jian looked like he was being chased by a ghost. He said nervously, "Princess...princess." "Stop talking, my mind has been decided, I will not marry that nocturnal emission." Wang Jian interjected with a black face, "Yi Ai, Fang Yi Ai." "Don't interrupt me, anyway, I'm a dead pig and I'm not afraid of boiling water. I don't want to be a little daughter-in-law in a feudal society who looks at other people's eyes. I want to live my life. I won't go to anyone who invites me now." Yes, I want to resist fate." Shen Xuan was giving a feminist speech there when she was interrupted by Wang Jian.

"Fang...Fang Xuanling has entered the palace." "Fang Xuanling is none of my business, why are you so nervous?" "Your future father-in-law!" Wu Jian said dissatisfied. "I'm not going to marry his son. I've already said that I won't obey fate. Since I can't return to modern times, I'll make a mess of the world. I'll be the queen myself. Anyway, historical facts You understand." "Don't mess around, there is still hope." Shen Xuan changed her attitude immediately: "What hope?" "Fang Xuanling has entered the palace."

"I know!" "Come to receive the reward." "These ancients randomly gave away hundreds of millions of treasures to others." "No, it's not jewelry this time." Shen Xuan's good temper has come to an end: "Say it quickly, otherwise, I swear in the name of my third brother Li Ke, I will make your death ugly." "What kind of swearing, why do you insist on pulling someone else's name? Fang Xuanling is here to receive the flower." "Flowers!" Shen Xuan jumped up: "You mean Naga flowers?" "It seems that you are quite smart. The queen said that the flowers will die as soon as they bloom, but she didn't say that there was only one pot in this time and space in the Tang Dynasty. Why are you nervous?"

Shen Xuan jumped up happily: "You mean, there is a flower garden like this, take me to the garden quickly!" "The garden, you think it's beautiful. I just said that if Fang Xuanling came to receive flowers, there would be a garden." "Then, what do you mean?" "Although this flower is precious, there is not only one. According to the news I just found out, this eminent monk has cultivated several pots, two for the emperor and one for the empress. It is said that your sweetheart Li Ke also has one. Also, the eminent monk's There is still a pot left in the temple, as for other flowers whose whereabouts are unknown, I have not found out, but don't worry, as long as this flower exists, I can find it all."

Wang Jian looked very energetic, Shen Xuan felt for the first time that this little eunuch still had great wisdom, well, since the emperor has two pots, it doesn't matter if one is given away, now it's time to fight Li Shimin's opinion . Shen Xuan was in a good mood when she heard that there were still a few potted flowers. She felt that going back to modern times would be a matter of minutes. As for how the soul travels back with jewelry, this is a very difficult question. She just skipped it. Anyway, it is hard to figure out. She doesn't think too much about things, if she is willing to study her character, then Yang Zhenning's Nobel Prize will be hers.

As soon as Shen Xuan was in a good mood, she began to formulate strategies. The most urgent task now is to make Li Shimin happy, and then reward herself with Naga flowers. It's hard to coax the old perverted old maid boss! Thinking of this, Shen Xuan was full of fighting spirit, she danced her little hand, at this moment, Wang Jian seemed to be ready to hit her again. "The emperor seems to have gone out these days, so it will take you a while and a half to get it." Shen Xuan's expression was, why are you so cruel, giving me hope and disappointing me, heartbroken and lifeless. When Wang Jian saw her like this, he was more afraid than being beaten. What if this guy couldn't think about it for a while and committed suicide?If you can't go back to modern times, then you're really dead. He had no choice but to comfort him: "There is another place to steal this plate of flowers." "Where?" Shen Xuan's eyes sparkled, and she began to roll up her sleeves to steal something. "It's the eminent monk's place. I heard that the eminent monk still has a pot of flowers and is cultivating more new varieties." "Which utterly boring guy, who doesn't memorize the scriptures, ran to do some scientific experiments, if he didn't cultivate this strange flower on a whim, would I be able to be this ghost princess in the Tang Dynasty?" Shen Xuan said to the eminent monk. very dissatisfied. "This... this... Actually, speaking of it, you know very well that it's Tang Sanzang." "What?" Shen Xuan's expression was shocked, she didn't expect that historical and mythical figures would appear one by one, in her limited life, she really didn't want to experience too many infinitely magical things. She thought about it for a while and said, "Where is Monkey King?" According to the records in the history books, Tang Sanzang should be on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures and was kidnapped by the bone spirit to marry and seduce him. How could he come here? Could the historical records also be published? question. She patted Wang Jian's head, and asked carefully: "Are we really passing through history, or have we come to a space similar to the Tang Dynasty, which is very important?" Wang Jian rolled his eyes at her and said, "What do you care? It's not about reading the Jinjiang crossing article now, so don't be so serious. Anyway, Tang Seng is already planting flowers in a temple not far from the palace. As for why he hasn't been eaten by the goblin , maybe came back early!" "Then the history book is wrong!" Shen Xuan turned away with a headache, and then asked: "Could it be that you remembered it wrong?" "It's written in the history books that there were two unlucky handsome and ugly timetravelers who came to the Tang Dynasty?" Shen Xuan shook her head, and suddenly realized: "What handsome guy and ugly girl? Are you handsome and I'm ugly?" Wang Jian continued: "Actually, what happened to us now is incredible, so we don't need to pay attention to what we see now and why the history books are wrong. History books are only written by later generations, and what later generations can understand. " Shen Xuan frowned: "Anyway, I don't want to care about the fate of this princess who likes monks! But I really want to go back to modern times! Yes, don't worry about those history textbooks, we should steal the potted flowers first. " Stealing flowers is actually not that difficult. Anyway, these two came to ancient times because of stealing flowers. In the relatively enlightened era of the Qing Dynasty, it seemed that when going out of the palace, you only needed to pretend to be a little eunuch and change a set of clothes, and then you could sneak out of the palace and do whatever you wanted. However, the management system of the Tang Dynasty was very strict, and not all princesses could change clothes. Just ran out to play. After Shen Xuan and Wang Jian pretended to be eunuchs and were stopped by the guards leaving the palace for the hundredth time, both parties reached a consensus that dressing up is really fun, and they kept looking for the clothes of the maids and eunuchs to change. They stopped so that people blocked the road, and the group of guards guarding the gate of the palace also began to cheer up, and they would signal from a long distance: "Come on, those two who are now dressed as empty toilets are on their way out of the palace. " Just like that, Shen Xuan's depressed youthful beauty acne is about to come out, who can guarantee when the eminent monk's flowers will bloom, if she becomes like a queen again, it's meaningless to run out of the palace. She was losing her temper, and suddenly thought of the saying that only relying on a man can achieve her goal, yes, at this time, it is necessary to step on the shoulders of a man and run out of the palace, and this man is Gao Yang's unlucky third brother Li Ke, It is said that the article has been going on for so long, and the male protagonist is still reluctant to appear on the stage, and only uses a eunuch to fill the scene here. The author is so perverted!