Chapter 6 Chapter Six Wu Zetian's Miserable Girl Life

Wang Jian followed behind him in small steps. The scene where she stole Li Keyu's accessories did not escape his vision, but he didn't dare to say much at this juncture. He just said softly in the voice of a suicide message that would fall off at any time when stepping on a steel wire. : "You steal it, but don't set your mind on Li Shimin. Your head is still made of human flesh, and it's not alien. If you want money, you have to die." Shen Xuan's heart sank, and she was planning to attack the tall emperor who was wearing an outfit of more than a billion yuan, but she was still a little scared, forget it, don't be too greedy, earning hundreds of millions a day, And this kind of life can continue every day, stealing a royal brother today, digging a corner of a royal sister tomorrow, picking underwear with a stick, wow haha, this kind of life is really beautiful, what to do in modern times, even if it is in the stock market, It's only a few hundred thousand per second, and if you get caught, you can only hit the wall.

A life without risk is the best life. Shen Xuan almost forgot the danger that she was almost sent back to modern times by that horse just now. This Tang Taizong Li Shimin shook the priceless treasure on one end of his head, and stretched out the finger with the very expensive jade ring towards Wei Wei : "How did you startle the horse? Who did it?" Furious, if the person below was not his daughter, but himself, then his fame would be lost, and Li Shimin's head would be smoking with anger, but he also began to look at Princess Gaoyang squarely. Why did this seemingly inconspicuous daughter become so strange now.

Shen Xuan proudly displayed her modern make-up techniques in front of the famous emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and blinked her eyelids quickly, the eyelids coated with purple herbal juice looked like a punch. When the Maybelline lipstick is removed from the mouth, there is only some rouge to rub on, and the powder, which is really white, so white that it can be used to paint the wall. Although ancient cosmetics were all pure natural, Shen Xuan had to admit that it was too bad, and the happiness brought by modern technology is different. And the weight loss results of these days are still coming out. Xiaoman's waist has been wrapped dozens of times with cloth, and his chest looks bigger. It's really sexy. If this kind of dress is placed in modern times, he will be a generation of porn stars.

However, why did the emperor's eyes look like that, like that, like that... She couldn't find any adjectives, and looked back at Wang Jian, Wang Jian said with interest: "Wretched, absolutely wretched." Shen Xuan looked at Li Shimin with such wretched eyes very strangely, but she didn't know that his heart was dripping with sweat. This kind of dress was really terrible. What happened to this child? Could it be that I cared too much about the country? More, less gave her a normal fatherly relationship. Li Shimin and Empress Changle were surprised there, but they saw their daughter Princess Gaoyang turned into such a strange appearance, showing an expression she had never seen before, and then her tone was trembling, slowly like ice and snow that was about to melt Same, charming and charming with two lines of tears, knelt down and said: "Father, mother, my daughter just thought I would never see you again, of course I didn't think about anything." Shen Xuan made Ma Jingtao's confession in Qiong Yao Xin Xinshi's acting skills were very devoted, with blue veins on his neck and forehead, he roared: "But, I love you so much, I can die, but I can't leave my great father who looks like the sun, and I can't lose that gentle father. A mother who is as kind as the earth, although the queen mother is not my own mother, in my eyes, you have long been my unique mother."

Kneeling down and hugging legs, these three movements are done in one go, with absolute acting skills, even Wang Jian feels that if that guy Shen Xuan hadn't traveled through time, he would have been a young actor in Zhang Jizhong's Jin Yong films, Qiong Yao's Qing Palace films, and Hu Mei's Dream of Red Mansions , can have a place. But Shen Xuan thought complacently, was it for nothing that she was an outstanding member of the theater troupe when she was in school for so long? The surroundings were so quiet that even the needles stopped in mid-air, not daring to fall, except for the fat palace ladies who had appeared many times behind Princess Gaoyang, the green door palace lady, and the erotic palace lady, who were there to wild Moore. Outside of their eyes, everyone felt a very strong electric current cut through their bodies, and then everything went numb, and their scalps became so numb that they were about to explode.

The effect, this is the sensational effect of TV dramas, if modern people were hugged by their legs like this, they would definitely kick Shen Xuan to Mars.But kind, cute and honest, the most important thing is that the ancient people who have never seen anything in the world have never been subjected to such a shameless, blunt, contrived, over-the-top, but sincere performance. They were all so moved that they burst into tears. Wang Jian and Shen Xuan exchanged a triumphant look, and they gave each other a small V-sign gesture. Sure enough, Empress Changle was blown away by this flattering current, and she immediately saw that the princess looked more and more pleasing to the eye, and behind Li Shimin's calm expression, he was also secretly happy.

I have never been flattered like this before, and I can be kissed so affectionately, in place, comfortable, and at ease. It seems that this daughter loves me from the bottom of her heart. Li Shimin nodded and smiled there, helped Shen Xuan up casually, clapped his hands softly and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, this is already over." "Father, if it wasn't for the third brother just now, my daughter might not have had the chance to see such an intoxicating face like yours." The lines began to become more and more explicit. "Yeah, the network was good just now."

"Yeah, when the third brother came to save me, I thought it was the gods who came to save my young heart." Shen Xuan tried her best to say good things, and said more good things. After a while, Li Ke found that his things were gone, and he was embarrassed. Ask Shen Xuan to ask for it. At this moment, Wei pushed a lady-like person to come in, she didn't look like a lady-in-waiting, she was dressed a little more high-end, Shen Xuan was thinking there, this outfit is still more valuable. Of course, after seeing Li Shimin's clothes, other people's clothes are unsightly. The hateful Wang Jian, if he hadn't said it first, he must have taken the opportunity to take advantage of Li Shimin's clothes just now. In modern times, it is also the best antique!The one Li Shimin passed through is invincible in the world.

I was in a trance, but I saw that the waiting guard looked tiger-headed and tiger-headed. He looked like that, so he wanted to join the Little Tigers?I saw him kneeling down, trembling all over, not daring to lift his head, he just said: "Your Majesty, the maid who just startled the horse has been brought here." "What, it's a court lady." I saw that the woman seemed to have been frightened into a ball, not daring to raise her head, and the father-in-law beside her said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, this looks like a maid who just arrived." "Look up and let me see!"

That face with pear blossoms and rain was slowly revealing its true face in the hall covered with white marble, only to hear the people around gasp, even Wang Jian was dumbfounded, modern people are used to beauties, What kind of perfect woman has never been seen on the computer, so even if there is a peerless beauty looking over with that kind of pitiful eyes, it feels like watching a movie, and it is Zhang Yimou's movie, so I have become numb. But Shen Xuan's numbness can't change the aesthetics of ancient satyrs, but how could such a weak woman be startled. Li Shimin's voice softened immediately, and he asked again, "What's your name?"

"Meiniang, the servant's surname is Wu, and her name is Meiniang. She is a new maid." Countless old faces of Liu Xiaoqing appeared in front of Shen Xuan's eyes, pretending to be tender. When she played Wu Zetian, she pretended to be fourteen years old. However, the one who looks like she can be slapped to death now will be Li Shimin who will sleep again in the future. Sleeping with Li Zhi, she even strangled her own daughter to death, and later poisoned several sons to death, and finally lived to the age of eighty, the most powerful woman in ancient and modern times, Wu... Ze... Tian. The music song of "A Generation of Empress Wu Zetian~~" was frantically ringing in my head, and then I made Mike Wolf's eyes out of frame with Wang Jian. It's over, this guy will start to appear now. According to historical facts, Princess Gaoyang finally died in the hands of Wu Zetian, Wu Meiniang's second husband Li Zhi. Although it has no direct relationship with her, but I always died at the hands of other people's husbands, and, of course, I watched a lot of TV series about her, now if I can ask the generation of Empress Wu Zetian to get her autograph and bring it to modern times, it is really It can be sold for a huge price, a hundred times more expensive than Jay Chou's autograph! Shen Xuan and Wang Jian, the duo who traveled through the duo, hadn't recovered from the huge shock of seeing the girl Wu Zetian, when they heard Li Shimin's voice change again, his brows frowned, as if thinking of something, and then He said: "Drag out, stick to death." Wow!Shen Xuan could not accept such historical changes at all. If the girl Wu Zetian was shot to death with a stick, although I have nowhere to help her to file a lawsuit to seek justice, if she wants to be wronged, she can only be wronged that she was born in the evil old society. but.If the subsequent history is rewritten, the matter of going back to modern times will be completely lost. Then, if you pretend to be ghosts and steal so many things, you will not be able to exchange them for money. If you can’t go back to modern times, all your property will be frozen in ancient times. , this is not a fun thing. As soon as Shen Xuan's mind exploded, she ran up and rushed straight to Wu Meiniang who had been dragged to the door, crying: "Meiniang, why are you so stupid, how can you take such a big risk for me." Everyone was stunned again. I saw Shen Xuan pretending to be in pain and said: "If I hadn't told you that I like Prince Charming, you wouldn't help me train the horse. If you don't move the horse, the horse won't be frightened. If the horse is not shocked, I will not know my love for my father and mother, nor will I feel the heroism of the third brother, and I will not know your loyalty." The two hugged each other, imitating the crying scene of Ziwei and Jinsuo being beaten by villains in "My Fair Princess": "Now, for my little wish, you have to sacrifice your life. It's really, terrible, and I'm not worthy of forgiveness." , I'm so sorry for you." Looking up affectionately at Wu Meiniang, who had already been stunned, she said in an unquestionable tone: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't die of heartache, but from now on, my world will have no light, no flowers, No sound, no joy." Poor Wu Meiniang has been completely scared to death by such lines, and all the spectators around are wiping tears, Shen Xuan thought with a headache, how long will it take to perform so many scenes like this, it seems that I need to take a little more Only then did I pay my appearance fee! Wang Jian also hurriedly ran over to help the princess, and said viciously while helping, "Okay, your performance is too much now, it's almost like being gay." "Having sex with a generation of empresses." Shen Xuan gave him a white look: "Your brain is really transplanted from a mental patient! If I don't save her, we will never go back to modern times." At this moment, Empress Changle spoke. "Your Majesty, I see that the princess and her really have a deep friendship. I didn't expect that the child Gao Yang would be so affectionate and righteous. Although the child was startled, but for the sake of being loyal to the Lord, he can be forgiven. Today is a good day. For the family banquet, why doesn't the emperor punish her to clean the princess's palace, to suppress the surprise of the princess." Then, she lowered her voice and said, "It shows your benevolence even more." After a long time, Li Shimin said: "Since the queen begged for mercy, then go wash the princess's palace!" The underground three-person troupe has reached the point where there are almost no lines to be silent. Hearing this sentence, Shen Xuan was relieved. While watching the grateful eyes cast by Wu Meiniang, she walked towards the banquet at home, and then He and Wang Jian whispered: "If this continues, I will die sooner or later. This job is too difficult." "I see that you put yourself into the show, and your acting skills are also very good." Wang Jian comforted. "Really? I'm really good at acting, can I go back to modern times and go to Zhang Yimou, Li An, and play some kind of heroine there." "Of course, you can just take out a small vase and invest." "Yeah! Haha!" The princess began to show that weird smile again, and the maids around the princess began to collapse.