Transmigrated, transmigrated, transmigrated. "God, God, Master Guanyin, I just got up in the morning and brushed my teeth, and then I read the time travel article in front of the computer for a while last night, so there is no need to make such a big joke!" Shen Xuan slapped her face left and right just a few times, with the same force as Snow White and her stepmother hitting her baby. It was really not wooden, but painful, very painful. Then he fell back and looked at his golden mosquito hook. This kind of color, the twisted festoons are so beautiful, and this bead, she jumped up from the bed, rushed to that bead, and stuffed it into her mouth desperately.

The taste is so good, if it wasn't for a Tang Dynasty "Ye Ming Yu Rat" Ye Mingzhu, she would have cut off her head. After working as a bidder in an auction house for so many years, who would dare to make a movie here with this real product as a joke, it is a priceless treasure!This is really priceless. Turning the head, there is another one, use the little hand on the left to grab it, it’s really beautiful Ye Mingzhu, it’s genuine again, Shen Xuan posted it, she stretched out her small chest, and proudly held the Ye Ming Pearl to play around, valuable things are different, No matter how you look at it, it looks good, not only the Ye Mingzhu looks good, but also the little hand holding the Ye Ming Pearl looks good.

Yes, this little hand is white and fat, the fingers are pointed, and the nails are still stained with red. The red is really ugly and not right at all. Shen Xuan wants to find her unused bottle of Chanel's bright nails Oil, she would go crazy when she saw ugly nails, and couldn't bear such things to happen to her. She walked to the cosmetics, took a closer look, and was dumbfounded again. The table was filled with authentic products worth hundreds of millions. This mirror was actually a "sea animal grape mirror". , Shen Xuan patted her forehead, it seems that the bed in this mental hospital must be indispensable to her figure.

She seemed to see herself sitting on the white bed sheet and said: "Now I have the Tang Dynasty's 'Ye Ming Yu Mouse' as a light bulb, and a sea beast grape mirror to touch up my makeup." She looked at the rouge box again , took a deep breath, and finally understood a cruel fact, it was really a gold artifact from the Tang Dynasty... Her heart beat twice. Finally seeing myself in the mirror, my heart refused to beat and stopped. That's not me. Although that woman looks very cute, she is quite plump, and there are two small dimples as deep as a mass grave. Also, that hairstyle, it should be very long hair. I just seem to have short hair, God, clothes, such good genuine antiques, even if someone has a crush on me, they won't wear them so easily!

The most frightening thing is, where did her weight loss go? Her fairy-like waist.How did it become a bucket? Also, how did the breasts grow so fast? It was 35F by visual inspection. It’s not that I’m going to be a female F4. It’s very inconvenient to have such a big breast. She watched it for a long time, and finally, she stretched out her hands, raised her head to the sky, and shouted wildly: "Fat woman, fat woman, big fat woman, I have passed through, passed through, passed through..." A court lady walked in quickly, knelt down in a large group, and then a half-exposed maid at the head asked softly, "Your Highness, are you having nightmares again?"

She turned her head and looked at herself standing in a very luxurious at least a five-star hotel nostalgic version of the large room, surrounded by tens of millions of antiques from the Tang Dynasty, and a group of fat women kneeling on her knees. She passed out, and before she passed out, she yelled with all her might: "God, do you think you're playing the golden armor? Why do you travel so gorgeously? Who did I offend?" Shen Xuan finally understood her situation. As a reader who loves time-traveling texts, something happened to her that touched God, that is, her persistent heart of time-traveling finally touched whoever God it was. , let her travel gorgeously to the Tang Dynasty, and even gave a princess body for her to ravage.

She scolded bitterly: "Which god without eyes doesn't have anything to do, why don't you play mahjong, invite Rulai to have a cup of Coke, eat a hamburger, and care about what my little hobby of time travel does, there are so many things!" She angrily buried her little head in the quilt worth about 12 million: "What do you want me to do with a fat princess? I'm not a pervert. I'm not interested in the same sex. I'm just a cute and ordinary white-collar worker, I've worked in the auction house for a few years, and I haven't stolen anything, even if I copied the exam papers at the same table when I was young, it wouldn't be such a turning point in my fate."

The maids in the back didn't know what happened, they just knelt down. Why did this innocent and lovely princess start to play deep after sleeping? This is not her temperament at all. She should jump up and then Say, "Horse, I'm going to ride." However, the princess looked like her spring heart had already sprouted, lying there and twisting. Could it be that the maids began to communicate with each other very strangely with their eyes. "Could it be that the princess is here, auntie?" The eyes of the maid here flashed the fastest. Someone flashed again: "Impossible, I just came here, not so fast!"

Someone started flashing again, like Moore's code: "That's who the imperial brother has a crush on." "It's so lewd!" The maid's eyes looked very springy. "No! It must be the cold." Shen Xuan hid under the quilt, secretly watching the eyes of the group of kneeling and bare-breasted court ladies chatting, and began to feel that the ancients also gossip, and the eyes are so good, if it wasn't for her madly looking at Hong Kong in the past few years How could it be possible to understand the meaning in those eyes in an ancient costume movie? It seems that watching more soap operas is also beneficial.

She looked at the group of people with eyes that became more and more outrageous. She was about to talk about whether she was pregnant out of wedlock, and she was pregnant out of thin air. She immediately jumped out and said, "It's time for breakfast." Everyone looked at her jumping up like a wooden figure. No one understood what she said, and she suddenly couldn't think of the ancient expression method, so she had to pick up a basin beside her, poke it inside twice, and make a Eat like. The eyes of those court ladies became even more terrifying, as if they saw a headless female ghost?No, it should be 10,000 headless female ghosts dancing pole dances with no clothes on.

Shen Xuan felt as if the problem was her own, but when she took a closer look, she was holding a bedpan in her hand. She didn't have time to get sick, so she began to carefully look at the lines, colors, and textures of the bedpan, and while she was looking at it, she was mentally appraising it. Just like this Tang Dynasty wooden painting, there is no five million that can't be taken down, and five million is too low. Come on!After all, it is a royal product, and it was used by the princess. Psychologically speaking, it can be called 10 million, yes, it is 10 million, and it feels so good to hold a 10 million potty! That day, the maids watched in horror as their princesses held a bedpan as if they were infatuated with each other. The princess was crazy, and the ladies in the court secretly conveyed the news. Although it looked normal, she was indeed crazy.