Chapter 8 Chapter Seven Love Generation Gap

In the small courtyard, with the lights on, Zhu Xi sat on a special table and made a request to the handsome cat: "The mask I made today has the function of removing eye bags. By the way, Liu Liu, play a flute for me , Old song. That Han Ran, you go outside and grind those packs of mask medicine for the queen tomorrow. Ahh!! I’m so tired! It’s not easy to earn this little money.” Han Ran went to work very honestly, using his peerless martial arts to start a new kind of part-time job career, the salary is not bad, and there are employee benefits, and sometimes some work clothes are given out, the most important thing is that he does well Fortunately, there are bonuses, and two days off every seven days, allowing Han Ran to find the value of his life at once.

At this time, Zhu Xi was the most like a female boss, leaning there, the handsome guy gave her a white look, she immediately took out a few slices of grilled fish, held it in her hand, and then sighed: "I don't know why, The fish in the Tang Dynasty are so ecstasy, it looks delicious, and it tastes delicious, but I don’t know if some people will become like to eat fish when they wear cats? Maybe they have already defeated It is the nature of animals to no longer like to eat fish." The handsome cat snorted, got up from the table, walked to the medicine cabinet, and began to pick up the medicinal materials with its paws.I work honestly just for those few pieces of fish. I think back then, in modern times, what kind of car did people drive, what kind of house did they live in, and what kind of fish did they eat!After crossing, it is so worthless, it really is a terrible fate.

Zhu Xi was only thinking about Mingyu, not knowing what was going on with her in the Ninth Prince's Mansion, and because she couldn't go in to see her, she had to ask Shuaiguomao to inquire every day.However, after a long time, the handsome cat doesn't know where Mingyu will go, and has already had a lot of opinions on this drudgery. Fortunately, Mingyu said that he will meet him in Qingsu Temple in a few days. Even if you really want to be a wife, you will never forget your sisters! She touched the mask for Mingyu she was wearing, and lay down happily, looking at Liu Shushi who was playing under the moon, while Han Ran looked at Zhu Qian strangely, and the handsome cat looked at the three of them The subtle things in between, I am immediately happy that I have not passed through adults.

Early in the morning, Zhu Xi went to Qingsu Temple. Because she wanted to see Mingyu, the beauty parlor was closed for the day, and everyone went with her. Han Ran and Liu Shushi were now her right and left arms, each with their own strengths. The advantages of being handsome, it is really impossible to choose. The handsome cat also asked: "Who do you choose among those two idiots?" "What, I'm so shy." Zhu Qian pretended to be stupid. The handsome cat vomited: "Don't pretend, what's there to pretend! Tell me, which one do you like? Does it look like you want both? Wow! You are too greedy."

"What do you want, do you want me to give you one?" Zhu Qian asked defensively. "I'm sick! I'm just a cat. Even if I'm not a cat, I don't have a Brokeback Mountain complex. You have to respect me." The handsome cat was very angry. Zhu Xi is not afraid of anything, but she is afraid that the handsome cat will go on strike. If the handsome cat goes on strike, she will not be able to match a single beauty prescription, and she will only die. She had no choice but to admit: "That's right, I haven't chosen yet, both are so good, how can I be willing?"

Zhu Qian looked at Liu Shushi, who was wearing a moonlight long skirt, elegant and handsome, and looked very talented; then looked at Han Ran, who was wearing a barbarian jacket, and he was very energetic. Whenever he stood casually, the aura of a peerless master came out up. She couldn't put it down, so when she saw Mingyu, she was very angry at what Mingyu said about multiple wives. She slapped the table and stood up and said, "How good would it be if you could have multiple husbands?" Mingyu stood aside and looked at her. Her skin had improved a lot, and nothing else had changed, so she felt relieved.

"I'm afraid that if you accidentally offend those rich women of the royal family, you will suffer." Ming Yu handed her some things, all of which were good things from Li Qi, and said while returning them: "We It’s issued now, but don’t use it indiscriminately, replace it with a little gold leaf or something and bury it in the ground, if the banknotes are inflated, we will have nothing.” Zhu Qian said with red eyes: "You will soon be the wife of the palace, why are you so narrow-minded! Get married soon, and I will be your bridesmaid." Ming Yu sighed and said, "It's not that easy! Li Qi's concubines all have backers, and you know that, if these people don't have some backers, it's impossible for them to gain a foothold in the palace."

Zhu Xi patted her little hand and said, "Don't worry, I'll work hard to earn money and give the queen mother a good look. Let the queen make me a small official. I will be your backstage." Mingyu looked at Zhu Qian movedly and smiled, "You are completely confused, just settle the two men beside you. By the way, who do you choose?" Zhu Xi blushed a little, then laughed, and said, "All, all, who knows!" Liu Shushi felt a chill outside for no reason, thinking in his heart who was thinking about him and speaking ill of him behind his back; Han Ran's heart suddenly tightened, as if someone was scolding him, and his ears felt hot.The two stood in front of the temple, one on the left and the other on the right, standing very stupidly, and when the sun came down, there was a cat squatting between them.

Liu Shushi and Han Ran looked at each other, feeling ashamed and indignant in their hearts, what was going on, and why was he being played around by that girl. Han Ran could still comfort himself, but Liu Shushi was even more dissatisfied. How could he say that he was still a young master, and now he was walking behind the maid like a little follower, and that stinky girl didn't look at him right now, and often looked at him enthusiastically? Looking at the muscular man beside her, why does she keep pestering the muscular man? Does she really like money so much? Both of them scolded Zhu Xi in their hearts. Zhu Xi snotted a few times in the room, then rushed to the door angrily and shouted to the outside of the room: "Who is scolding me in my heart?"

The two of them shook their cats at the same time, and they all hesitated at the same time: "This wicked woman, how could she know that I'm scolding her!" Mingyu and Zhu Qian agreed to meet once a month in Qingsu Temple. While they were discussing, another small conspiracy meeting was being held. This kind of conspiracy meeting can be seen in various novels and movies , there is absolutely no way to do it, as long as there is a conflict, this kind of thing is indispensable. The table was still hidden in the dark, and the person stood in the gloomy atmosphere, crying to the middle-aged man in front of the table: "Father, if Li Qizhen drives me out of the yard, then, I think, our plan will be destroyed." Completely failed, this is our only chance to enter the palace, our Zeng family has been banned from entering the palace, so you have to think of a way!"

The man didn't say much: "You can figure it out yourself, or do you want me to take action?" "That girl named Mingyu, huh, don't worry, I will take care of it. However, she seems to have a sister who is very close to the Queen Mother, and she also opened a beauty salon called No. 1, and now even the Queen will often pass She enters the palace. Dad, help me to find out about her sister, it's not a big deal to use Mingyu, if you want to cut it down, you have to cut down the tree behind you." Zeng Ruyue smiled very softly, saying that cutting down trees was like going to do environmental protection work, but her eyes were always full of murderous intent, and it was precisely because of this uncomfortable murderous intent that even though she She has the looks of a city, but she is still just a concubine.There is always hatred, but no amount of hatred can conceal her ambition. She clenched her fist, Mingyu, I want you to pay me back double. Ming Yu and Li Qi's modern love life has finally begun vigorously. On this day, in the antique boudoir of the Tang Dynasty, on a wooden table carved with flowers and plants, two candles were solemnly lit, and then a plate with steak was placed on each end of the table, and a special pair of knife and fork.Ming Yu looked at Li Qi gracefully and asked, "Four mature, do you like it?" Li Qi frowned, raised his knife, and slashed at the steak, then asked depressedly: "Does your country eat raw meat? Could it be..." Mingyu didn't let him continue guessing nonsense, took out the self-brewed wine, put it in a glass, although there is no transparent glass, but such things as luminous glasses can still be found in the palace, money is a good thing after all.So the two raised their glasses at the same time, and Mingyu kept on correcting his posture with the knife. Mingyu took a sip of the red wine and said with a smile, "Do you feel it? It's very romantic!" "Romance, what is it?" Li Qi has now become a hundred thousand whys. "Well, it's just something like the flowers before the moon and the moon. Anyway, the two of them look very comfortable." Mingyu now knows that explaining nouns to him is asking for a dead end, and if he encounters why, he will automatically escape. Li Qi ate this kind of food that was very strange in his eyes, and listened to this kind of modern language that he didn't understand at all, but because love had gone to his head, he actually stopped asking why. Mingyu prepared in advance some modern theories about the specificity of love and instilled them in this ancient person. She said, "Do you know the specificity, exclusiveness, and uniqueness of love?" Li Qi was delivering meat to his mouth, when he heard this he shook his head. "I know you don't know, let me explain, that is, if you love me, you can only love me alone; in the future, you can only look at me, have only one woman in your eyes, only love me as a woman, and only love me as a woman; You can care about me and love me, but you can’t bully me or betray me. Alas, the general meaning of the line is this, that is to say, you only belong to me, and I only belong to you, and there is no one else between us." Li Qi said with a smile: "There is raw meat among us now." Mingyu collapsed: "Anyway, do you understand?" "Do you know the seven rules?" Mingyu replied disdainfully: "I have learned the overlord clause you use to divorce your wife." "You have already committed the jealousy, so you can rest now." Li Qi still smiled. Mingyu couldn't take it anymore, slapped the table, and said to Li Qi: "Don't grandma think that you can be a philanderer just because you are an emperor. If you love me, you can only love me alone. I won't allow you to have sex with other women." If there is a relationship, I will also demand the same from myself, this is the responsibility of marriage, so that we can live up to our vows, otherwise, what is it?" When Ming Yu said this, he was panting in his chest, his face was flushed like a peach blossom with dew, his eyes were watery with hatred, and it was even more beautiful. Li Qi was stunned, he stretched out his hand, touched her hair through the western dining table of Tang Dynasty, and said, "Silly girl, why don't I want to, it's just..." Before the words fell, a scream came from outside the house: "It's not good, the third lady jumped into the lake." Li Qi and Ming Yu looked at each other silently, and rushed out together. It was the end of spring and summer solstice. Although the weather was warm, the lake water was still cold. Mingyu put his fingers into the water, and the dark green lake water stabbed like a needle. It was so cold that it hurt. However, it may be the heart that hurts more!Just now when Li Qi walked into the room with the unconscious Zeng Ruyue in his arms, his gaze was more piercing than the water in the lake. With tears in her eyes, she scolded herself: "Idiot! Didn't I tell you not to fall in love with ancient people! The generation gap is not thousands of kilometers, but tens of thousands of light years." Thinking of Zeng Ruyue's pale face lying on the ground, what kind of determination made her throw herself into this lake, would it really cost her life to defend her love? Under this kind of moonlight, there are many things that I can't understand. Zhu Xi heard the news of Zeng Ruyue jumping into the lake from the handsome cat, jumped up and said: "It's fake! It's fake at first glance! Those bad women in movies, TV dramas and novels do it like this, and then they win the sympathy of the male protagonist. , the male protagonist will sympathize with that bad woman who pretended to be dead, and really want to commit suicide, why jump into a lake? Hanging himself, cutting his pulse, either way may not save him." The handsome cat gave her a very approving look, and then said: "You are right, this is a vulgar romance novel script, but people in ancient times used to do this, don't you think your wife is about to be drowned?" You still want to applaud? Don't think about it, Zeng Ruyue is not so easy to deal with." Zhu Qian rolled up her sleeves: "How dare you bully my family Mingyu, let me go to Haibian her." The handsome cat said: "As far as I know, Zeng Ruyue is also a trainer, and her martial arts are also very good. Your modern skills, in fact, in ancient times, you can beat good people. If you want to beat these people, you are still close .” Zhu Qian had a headache: "That's because what we pay attention to is scientific martial arts, and they all use weird methods, such as the Nine Yin Manual, Nine Yang Manual, and Huagumian Palm, can I beat it?" The handsome cat jumped up maliciously, and lazily walked to the window: "Isn't there someone in your family who knows how to fight?" Outside the window, flowers were already blooming in early summer, and Han Ran was practicing his sword under the tree. The sword made him look like the members of the Shaolin performing troupe invited by CCTV’s Spring Festival Gala. Zhu Qian's eyes fell on Han Ran, who was good-looking and had no sense of danger at all, and she began to laugh grinningly with the handsome cat, hmph, martial arts master, here I come. Today Zhu Xi made some steamed stuffed buns and put on ancient beauty makeup. Considering that Han Ran's aesthetics is very antique, the makeup was very abstract style, pretending to be a lady, and talking to the handsome guy : "Look at me like this, I have a certain chance of success." The handsome cat is lying in the sun in a gorgeous posture, enjoying the early summer light and stroking its hair like a comb. It only looked up at Zhu Xi, who had already put on makeup, and screamed, jumped up and ran away up. Zhu Qian stood there alone, depressed: "Is it so beautiful? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?" Han Ran had to do two things in this yard. One was to do coolies, such as moving things, grinding Chinese medicine, washing herbs, and cooking; the second was to practice swords. But because the task of the first thing is too heavy, fortunately he possesses peerless martial arts and helped Zhu Qian, so he was not killed by this rich woman. He has already completed the first task and is practicing swords there . The place where the sword is practiced is very beautiful. Anyway, since coming to the Tang Dynasty, Zhu Xi found that the ancient scenery basically looks like a postcard, and it is easy to see everywhere, because there is no pollution or man-made destruction.At the moment, human beings are still busy looking for food, and have no time to destroy nature. Unlike the 21st century, when everyone is too idle, they try to do damage in different ways, and as a result, there is no scenery anywhere. In other words, in the beautiful scenery, there was a handsome guy who danced his double swords into a ball of light.His muscles are very strong, his forehead is slightly sweaty, and his breathing is very short. When he saw a woman dressed in a weird way, holding a basket, doing obsessive stalking under a tree, he couldn't hold back his moves easily. Both the man and the sword fell into the mud. Zhu Qian didn't expect the effect of her appearance to be so shocking, she hurriedly ran to the mud pond with the blue child, only to see that Han Ran was showing lightness kung fu, standing on the mud pond with a dead branch on the tip of his leg, and Without the cartoon scene of a mud pig rolling in his imagination, he sighed in disappointment, and shouted to Han Ran: "Did you see the devil, you were so frightened?" Han Ran had regained his composure, and asked calmly, "What do you want to do?" Zhu Qian nodded and replied, "I want to learn martial arts with you." "Impossible, you don't even have any foundation, and our family's martial arts are passed on from male to female." Pooh!I also saw the terrible broken principles of passing on males and not females, passing on elders and not children, passing on people and not ghosts!Zhu Qian knew this would be the end. If Han Ran agreed to teach her martial arts, then she would be frightened to crawl like a mud pig in the mud and find her teeth.However, she already had a way to deal with it. She lifted up her skirt and tore her clothes. Inside was a special tiger skin bikini, which was the best tiger skin that the queen gave her a few days ago. As soon as she got it, she made up her mind to make it for herself and Mingyu. A set of bikinis, this summer, there is always a set of clothes for swimming.Tiger skin?What a joke!In modern times, you dare not do this even if you have money, and you will go to jail!Things like the South China Tiger, even if you just blindly PS, you may be dismissed from office, let alone wearing it on your body, don't be naive, if you don't take advantage of this time-traveling advantage, life will be boring.So, two sets of bikinis were specially made immediately, originally intended to surprise Mingyu, but unexpectedly, they were actually used today in order to impress the teacher. As soon as her tiger skin bikini was exposed, she heard a loud crash in the middle of the mud pond, and when she looked up, the dead branches were empty. She looked left and right, and Han Ran had disappeared. When she looked down again, she saw a clay figurine with its eyes tightly closed, scolding through gritted teeth, "Woman, you want to seduce me." With her hands on her hips, Zhu Xi said in surprise, "Don't you have no sense of aesthetics? I don't feel confident about my figure. Do you need this kind of reaction?" "Don't think your beauty trick is useful to me?" Han Ran shouted loudly, preferring death to surrender. Zhu Xi found a clean grassland, lay down, took out the sunscreen and sunscreen that the handsome cat specially formulated a few days ago, and slowly applied it there. At this time, the handsome cat also came to watch the fun, and said to Zhu Xi : "Will you stimulate him too much by doing this? He will become a fool!" Zhu Qian patted the cat, and said, "It's okay, I have a way. The ancient knights were not lewd, and Jin Yong's novels are written like this. But what they are afraid of is..." Zhu Xi paused for a moment, lay down on the grass easily, half-closed her eyes, and shouted, "Help! There's a pervert, come quickly!" Sure enough, a clay figurine swayed to the side within a second, and then tapped acupuncture points from the air, making Zhu Xi silent. The handsome cat yelled at the side: "No, he's going to kill someone." Zhu Qian didn't take it seriously, she rolled in the grass, looking like a rascal about to be killed, Han Ran had no choice but to attack again, after Zhu Qian could speak, the first sentence was: "Now agree to teach me It's martial arts!" Han Ran was eager to strangle her to death immediately, so he snorted coldly and kept silent, Zhu Qian didn't care, and continued to do yoga in the grass, while doing it, he yelled: "Sex...sex...wolf...ah~~ " Han Ran didn't dare to touch her acupuncture points again, otherwise Zhu Qian would say: "Do you want to kill me?" She also didn't dare to look her in the face. Even though he didn't know why he couldn't kill her, even his peerless martial arts were useless. Zhu Qian asked again: "Now let's start learning martial arts!" Han Ran gritted his teeth, made up his mind and shouted: "Woman, put on your clothes, we will start practicing exercises tomorrow morning." There is no way, Han Ran's ancient IQ can't handle this kind of woman at all. After yelling, Han Ran closed his eyes and prepared to run away. Unexpectedly, Zhu Qian screamed from behind. Han Ran was startled, turned around and jumped, looked at Zhu Qian who was in the grass, with a pale face, and hurriedly asked: " What's wrong?" Zhu Qian jumped up, pointed to the grass and said, "Caterpillar, there are caterpillars." Only then did Han Ran see this woman's white and fat body, her legs were bent under the sun, her slender thighs gleamed seductively, and she was momentarily infatuated.Zhu Qian was still pointing tremblingly at the grass, while the handsome cat screamed: "It's... nosebleed! That idiot's nosebleed!!" Zhu Qian turned her head and saw two bright red nosebleeds on the clay figurine's face. Han Ran also reacted, and disappeared with just a blink of an eye. Zhu Xi and the handsome cat exclaimed at the same time: "Wow, it's so light, it's transferred instantly!" Zhu Qian turned her head back to the handsome cat with a proud face and said, "I told you I have a good figure." The handsome cat didn't take it seriously. The beauties in bikinis he had seen in modern times cost eight thousand if not ten thousand. He didn't even bother with such a middle-of-the-road person. He just said depressedly: "Why is the aesthetics of the ancients so strange?" In other words, Zhu Xi used despicable means to get Han Ran to teach Kung Fu in the Tang Dynasty, which aroused Liu Shushi's dissatisfaction. He often pretended to be a cleaner, poet, gardener, janitor, receptionist, or a painter in the place where the two practiced swords The place where she played the piano and sang; Han Ran was still cold towards Zhu Qian, with contempt in her eyes. You must know that Zhu Xi was an out-and-out whore in the Tang Dynasty. Zhu Xi thought sadly, if all the men in the Tang Dynasty thought like this, then the possibility of going swimming with Mingyu this year and then sunbathing on the river bank is very small. Soon someone will put himself and Mingyu in a pig cage and sink to the bottom of the river. It was at this time that she began to miss modern times.Because in ancient times, there were two handsome men who were the left and right protectors, and they earned money, and Mingyu also found Mr. Ruyi, and because in ancient times, modern people lived so easily, so she never thought about going back to modern times. things.However, it was different now. She felt that the ancient times still could not enjoy so many conveniences in the modern times, and she began to think about returning to the modern times in her mind. Shuai Maomao has been the worst recently, being pestered by Zhu Xi every day asking why she has the ability to send her and Mingyu back to ancient times, but why she can't. The handsome cat yelled in cat language: "If I have the ability to go back, I will be the first to run back. Am I willing to be a cat for the rest of my life?" Ok!So tell me why we go back to ancient times. Zhu Xi carried the handsome cat to the side of the mud pond where murder, arson, threats and lures were integrated. She knew that this handsome cat was obsessed with cleanliness and loved to be clean. If she threw it into the mud, it would be so disgusting that it would commit suicide. Sure enough, the cat's eyes shrank a little in the sunlight, and said bitterly: "Zhu Xi, if you threaten me again, I won't give you the prescription." Zhu Qian was furious: "I have earned enough money, so what if I don't open a beauty salon now, I don't want your stinky prescriptions, I want to go back to modern times." The handsome cat sighed, "I really can't go back, I'm also a victim, so let me tell you a story." So, under the warm sunshine, a person and a cat were sitting by the mud pond, the woman's hand was gently stroking the cat's neck, and the cat was meowing comfortably.In the eyes of others, it is such a warm picture of people and pets, who would have expected the history of blood and tears that the cat was being threatened. "This story should start with the legend." The handsome cat actually opened with such a tone.Zhu Qian stared, and the handsome cat immediately continued. "A long time ago, there was a small fishing village. The men in it were fishermen. When the sun went out to sea every day, it was inevitable that there would be a storm. One day, the sea was very calm, and the setting sun fell from the sea level. The small fishing boat bulged its sails, and the boat The warehouse is full of fish, which was originally a happy harvest, but because of a sudden storm, everything was taken away. "When a storm came, the world was submerged like a wall of water. A man in the boat fell into the water and clung to a floating plank, and passed out. When he woke up, he had returned to the coast near the village. The moving wooden board under him is a big turtle. "The man managed to save his life, and he was very grateful for the life-saving turtle. He wanted to release it, but found that the turtle was dead. "The sea turtle has no scars, but it is rare to die of old age. As the saying goes, a thousand-year-old bastard, a ten-thousand-year tortoise, this turtle has lived for tens of thousands of years. No matter what, this villager is grateful for this fate and buried the turtle in his own house. In the backyard, there was a tomb called 'Yi Gui'. "Hundreds of years have passed, and the people in the village have forgotten about it for a long time after several generations, and the turtle tomb has long been flattened, and no one knows where it is. "Later, the village was designated as a tourist destination to build a holiday village, and the villagers ran happily into the city with the money, and large excavators also drove in. "After a while, Lao Li, who was driving the excavator, dug up a big turtle shell, which was a big treasure. When he saw the turtle shell, he thought of turtle spirit ointment, which nourished his body. So he put it on the fire, boiled water, Throwing the tortoise shell in, I was going to cook it slowly to make a tortoise cream. Just as Lao Li was smiling, he saw a handsome man wearing glasses but with an indescribable sense of oppression coming into the shed. , wearing white gloves, he grabbed the turtle shell out of the boiling water. "That hand was like lightning, like something done by someone with martial arts. Lao Li didn't dare to say anything. He saw the man carefully look at the tortoise shell the size of a washbasin under the magnifying glass for a long time, and then took out a document to say I am a member of the Ministry of Culture, and this turtle shell is still a national treasure. "The man with glasses shook Lao Li's hand very seriously, threw him a certificate of honor and walked away with the turtle shell. It took a long time for Lao Li to recover, touched the back of his head and said strangely:' I only heard that cooked ducks can fly, but I never thought that the shells of tortoises in the pot can also be turned into treasures.' "He threw the piece of paper aside like trash. When the matter faded away, he forgot about it." The handsome cat stopped at this point, and Zhu Qian stared at her eyes and said, "Are you that handsome man who wears glasses but has an indescribable sense of oppression?" The handsome cat nodded triumphantly, and Zhu Xi grabbed the cat's fur and shouted, "Why are you grabbing the turtle shell when you're fine?" "I also heard that it was a treasure, and no one told me that I might travel through time and space. Do you think I would? I am also a victim." "Who did you listen to, which boring guy told you?" The handsome cat's hair was about to be ripped out. "On the Internet, forums, gossip news, anyway, don't ask, I won't tell you if I kill you." So under the setting sun, we saw the battle between man and cat again.Not far away, Han Ran is acting like a cold-faced killer, while Liu Shushi is playing the piano and acting like a gentleman, with this person and a cat between them, the scene is very cartoony.