Chapter 3 Chapter Two

If Zhu Qian and Ming Yu continue to live the ordinary and comfortable life of maidservants, then there is no need to write this book anymore. There will always be some twists and turns. According to the second law of time travel novels, Wherever you travel through beautiful women, you will definitely meet many super handsome guys. Zhu Xi has been in the Tang Dynasty for so many days, and she is quite comfortable as a maid, eats well - of course it is mainly because of stealing; she also dresses well - of course it is also because of stealing; she is also very happy - Because they can fight.But I was bored in the small courtyard all day long. After a long time, I always felt that I should have some fun.

So, Zhu Qian suggested: "Mingyu, let's go shopping and do some shopping!" "Do you think it's still in the 21st century? Go shopping in a shopping mall. With our poor money, we can do nothing." Mingyu has recently become obsessed with Tang Dynasty clothing, and spends every day researching clothing styles there. It seems that she really wants to be a strong woman like a fashion designer. Seeing Mingyu's downcast look, Zhu Qian prepared to slip out to have fun by herself. She traveled through time with great difficulty. If she had the chance to go back to modern times, how could she explain to such a friend? Could it be that she came to ancient times once? Haven't even touched the handsome guy's door?

So, she decided to dress up well, naturally she would not dress up as exaggeratedly as the makeup of the Tang Dynasty, with a flower on each forehead, as childish as a kindergarten class, and also so fat, no matter what, fat In the eyes of modern women, they are all enemies, and she can't change her aesthetics for a while. Zhu Xi still tidied herself up according to the modern women's dressing method. The purple eye shadow that should be applied, the false eyelashes that should be applied, as well as lipstick, foundation, blush, and eyeliner, nothing was missing, but it was just The materials are different. Although there were no cosmetics in ancient times, horse hair charcoal pen color powder can still be found.Finally, after finishing her makeup, she blinked at the bronze mirror. Although she looked a little out of shape after traveling through time and space, maybe it was squeezed when traveling through time and space, but the embryo of the beauty was still there, and she would be a super pretty girl after a little dressing up.

She began to imagine that she was walking on the street, and those gentle gentlemen in ancient times whistled at her, and threw love poems at her on a tall white horse. When she opened it, she found that they were all extremely talented, at least Li Bai's level of talent. Just thinking about it, Zhu Qian started to salivate, and she didn't dare to talk to Mingyu, lest that guy say that she was causing trouble everywhere. She was carrying her shoes, and packed some scraps of silver issued this month, thinking that those talented and handsome men in the Tang Dynasty had already opened their big hands to her in the courtyard and shouted lyrically: "Carry your mother, baby!" She blushed, Quickly twist out of the house.

Walk through the small courtyard, pass through a corridor, and run a few more steps forward. There is a rockery. Pass through the rockery and you will see a small door. This is the best secret way to sneak out of this compound.Generally speaking, there are no people on the road. She checked it with her eyes, and then bypassed the rockery, and she was safe. The rockery is not big, but the evil feudal lord relied on his own money to build it beautifully. There are forests, waterfalls, small lakes, and a small pavilion on the entire mountain. Although we know it’s a rockery, people can’t help but indulge in such beautiful scenery. The small lake is as quiet as a drop of tears hanging in the air, and the small wooden pavilion is like a dust floating in the lake. Everything makes people have to Hold your breath for fear of disturbing the beauty.

What's even better is that in such a beautiful scenery, there is actually a handsome guy who is worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth, worthy of modern women, and worthy of the face of the Tang Dynasty! !He was wearing a light blue robe, no shoes on his feet, and only a pair of white socks, but they were as clean as if they had just been washed with bleach. There was an indescribable sadness in his brows, and he held his piccolo horizontally. Blowing a heartbreaking tune to the lake. The sound of the flute could be so lingering and mournful that Zhu Qian couldn't help being drunk for a moment, she couldn't care less about being excited about her love affair, and she didn't have time to think about whether such a beautiful woman in the lake was a ghost or a mountain spirit.Her mind was overwhelmed, trying to associate the most handsome star image she had seen in modern times with him.

Does it look like Mr. Ouyang Mingyue in "Snow Flower Goddess Dragon"?Although it was an absolutely bad movie, it cannot be denied that Young Master Ouyang is an unparalleled handsome guy in the world. Not like, the temperament is not like!Mr. Ouyang always has a bit of Confucianism, but he is so detached, he should be like the sky played by Takeshi Kaneshiro in "The Three Heroes" played by Anita Mui, that kind of temperament, it seems that only Chang Kong has a little similarity, but Chang Kong also Not as handsome as him. She sighed secretly, God!Even Xiao Wuwu has been compared, so, in her heart, this handsome guy has been named the supreme.

Fortunately, it's not Hyundai, otherwise, such a handsome guy must be a peerless star, and I might not even get his autograph. Zhu Qian no longer cared about those talented Tang Dynasty talents in the street, but single-mindedly checked her makeup on the lake to see if there was any need to fix it. People, don't be soft-hearted, and don't wait. Exhausting the gentle expression of several centuries, she changed the walking style of many big stars in a short distance of tens of meters-the sad walking style of Ruan Lingyu played by Maggie Cheung, the demon-ruling walking style of Wang Zuxian, and Tang Wei's seductive moves in "Lust, Caution"...every step has gone through a lot of consideration, Zhu Qian's heart is beating very hard, and the feeling of first love that she hasn't had for a long time has returned to her heart. It seems that human beings are always very nervous Superficiality, no matter it is modern or ancient, beautiful people always take advantage of it.

The man could also hear footsteps approaching, and turned slightly to the side, which made Zhu Xi not even know how to walk. Although she had confessed her love to a handsome guy in school before, this was the first time she dated a handsome guy in the Tang Dynasty. Can succeed but not fail, and no matter how you say it, it's the first time I meet such a good-looking guy, so I can't let it go. It's just that I don't know the difference between modern men and ancient men, and whether they like the same trick emotionally. She is full of worries, not only has to weigh and compare the different appreciation levels of men in ancient and modern times for women, but also has to hesitate how to get on with this young man.

It was the young man who spoke first. His voice was very pleasant, like a senior host of a midnight talk show. It was slightly magnetic and comforting. It could always warm a lonely woman's heart like a glass of warm wine. The voice is really nice, if Zhu Qian can't understand the content. The content is very elegant, but if translated into the vernacular, there is only one sentence - "Girl, do you have money? Take it out! Save yourself the trouble." Zhu Qian opened her eyes wide, and black lines fell down her face like a waterfall. She felt that her reflection in the lake was like an animal that walked on all fours, whose legs could be made into ham, and that humans often used as derogatory words to swear.

She almost opened her mouth to cry.God!Can't be so unlucky!This is the only handsome guy she saw during her hard work in the Tang Dynasty, and she felt that she had no hope of visiting the ancient times in vain. How could this hope be shattered now, and he sent it to someone to shatter it. With tears in her eyes, Zhu Xi looked at the handsome guy and couldn't figure out why such a handsome person would pose for money here. She said angrily, "You are so handsome, what can you do wrong? Why are you here?" Robbing money here?" The handsome guy probably didn't expect this woman to ask this question, so he thought for a long time before answering: "But, apart from stealing money, I don't know any other ways to make money!" When he said this, his helpless expression, his frail brows were a little reluctant, and the pain as if his soul had been touched made Zhu Qian feel a sense of guilt. Zhu Qian took out those pieces of silver from her bosom, and cried and said: "You are so handsome, but you still have to be reduced to stealing money. I really feel sorry for me. Come on, I'll give you all the money. Take it. Next time I want to steal money." When it comes to money, say hello to me in advance, and I will bring you money to grab it for you." Now it was the handsome guy's turn to look at her with his mouth wide open, unable to answer in a daze.With an intoxicated expression on her face, Zhu Xi put her hands together on her chest, and said sweetly: "Well, I never thought that you can look so good-looking. Really, it's a miracle who gave birth to you so well!" Such blatant praise came when the handsome guy finished grabbing the money, took the few pieces of silver, put on his shoes, and was about to run away with a little bewilderment. Zhu Xi, who was lamenting the injustice of her life, saw that he was about to leave, so she quickly came to her senses and shouted, "Hey, what's your name?" The handsome guy turned his head and gave her a free electrocution smile: "Liu Shushi, girl, we met by chance, you better forget about me!" snort!Zhu Xi snorted coldly in her heart, forgot you?Where is it possible!You have robbed wealth, but there is one more thing that you will rob if you don’t rob, and you will have to rob if you rob. She stood up, blinking her big eyes, and suggested shyly to Liu Shushi, "Did you forget to rob a little more?" Liu Shushi was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Do you have any gold and silver treasures that I haven't seen?" "Well, don't think about it, there are more important things than gold and silver treasures, think about it again." Zhu Qian reminded. "Could it be, the treasure map?" Zhu Xi shook her head. "Precious medicinal materials?" Zhu Qian still shook her head, but the angry universe began to gather momentum. Liu Shushi still had a good looking look on his face: "Could it be that you want me to kidnap you, and ask your family for some money?" Zhu Xi turned cold and said, "I'm the maid of this family, what's the use of kidnapping." "That's right!" Liu Shushi nodded, as if he said to himself: "If this family has money, I won't use it to rob." "It's sex!" Zhu Qian's patience had reached its limit, and a vein popped out of her forehead: "Sex! When you rob money, can't you rob some sex?" "But..." Liu Shushi said dumbly, "I'm not that despicable, I can't do this kind of thing." Although he said so in his mouth, his eyes had already betrayed him. His eyes were saying: Auntie, take a good look at yourself!Do you have any color to rob? Zhu Qian understood the language of his eyes, and she just swept his legs.In just one month, she has been ignored by two super handsome men from modern and ancient times. The so-called old and new hatreds must be avenged together! The handsome guy fell in response, his weak and unfazed appearance, how could he be the opponent of this kind of modern police force elite. Zhu Xi was furious: "Don't think that being handsome is great, think of the handsome guys who bowed down to me under my jeans in the past, there are also groups of handsome guys! Today you robbed me of my wealth and refused to rob me of my sex, so, for the sake of fairness, I will come Steal your color." Liu Shushi was so frightened that he folded his hands on his shoulders, the pain and grievance of being raped and humiliated were written all over his face. Seeing him trembling like that, Zhu Qian realized her gaffe.In his opinion, she is no different from a perverted nymphomaniac, right? She said despondently: "As God bears witness, I just want to go on a date with you, watch the moonlight, listen to you play the flute, talk heart-to-heart, and have a romantic love affair. How can it be so difficult?" Hearing this, Liu Shushi quickly got up from the ground, looked at her for a long time, swallowed and said, "I think your proposal is very fair, then, I promise you, you can come to me anytime you want to watch the moonlight, I'll definitely be there." Zhu Qian didn't expect things to go so easily. She was moved and stood up with two lines of tears on her face: "You are really trustworthy! I also promise you, if you want to steal money, call me, I will definitely bring money of." These two people just stood opposite each other on the small pavilion in the lake, watching the winter sunset dragging their figures down from the forest, and the residual red covered the lake surface, in the eyes of others, this is such a warm and romantic couple, who would know Under the surface of such warmth, it was an act of stealing money and sex, and each of them was satisfied with the robbery, and left with the feeling that they had made a lot of money when they met each other. Zhu Xi returned to the room with the joy of success, but she didn't see Mingyu. She thought she was not there. The old witch in the tent called Mingyu to work as a coolie. She searched the yard but couldn't find it. Just as she was anxiously preparing to go out to fight for people, Mingyu mysteriously appeared. She took Zhu Xi to a corner, and whispered: "I just saw him." Zhu Qian's face sank, it's not such a coincidence!It's always written like this in romance novels, all sisters, friends, and best friends will definitely fall in love with the same man. Could it be that Mingyu also met Liu Shushi, and also robbed him of his sex? Just as she was engaged in an ideological struggle about whether she would fight to the death if Mingyu also fell in love with him, Mingyu dragged her to a small door. There were a few beggars around the door, pretending to be pitiful very dedicatedly. It was really not like a sick man pretending to be a sick man with a rosy face. This kind of sick man looked like a sick man. You can live forever. When Zhu Qian was looking at where Liu Shushi was, Ming Yu pointed to the most handsome beggar and said, "Does he look like him?" Zhu Xi took a closer look, and it was undeniable that this beggar was also a handsome guy, but he didn't look like Liu Shushi, a stone fell from his heart, and he looked back at Mingyu with sympathy in his eyes. After coming to ancient times, the requirements for choosing a spouse are so low?Even if you don’t have a car or a house, you can live in ancient times, but the way of living with a beggar in the future is really very individual. Mingyu continued: "The more I look at it, the more he looks like him. He is the owner of the car we copied the ticket that day. When we woke up, he was in Tang Dynasty. He should be there, but I didn't expect him to fall into this state. It seems that he After transmigrating, the mess is worse than us." Zhu Xi immediately shifted her thoughts from Liu Shushi to the handsome guy who is the head of modern villains. The beggar really looks like the handsome guy with overhead eyes who drives a limousine.Immediately she laughed, it was actually thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, but just crossed a bit, and she became a beggar from a high-ranking rich man. She stepped forward, looked at the beggar, and began to reprimand the traverser in modern language: "Brother, at least you were considered a modern person before time travel, so you wouldn't be so bad if you were in ancient times!" The beggar had a strange look in his eyes, as if he was disdainful or too lazy to pay attention to her, he just said lightly: "Girl, I don't understand what you are talking about?" Zhu Xi had no scruples at all, with the feeling that being a maid is superior to a beggar, she actually reached out and touched the man's chin, and then said contemptuously: "Young man, just pretend! You Isn’t he very good at fighting? Why don’t you become a killer and rob the bank, and ask for something here.” After saying these words, she still thought she was cool and sneered a few times, it was because of this bastard that she had fallen to this point, and no matter what, it would hit his noble self-esteem. When Zhu Xi was still proud, she didn't notice that the beggars around had brought out some guys that can often be seen in modern film and television dramas. The knives, swords, hidden weapons in the hand, and... No, even the nunchakus are taken out, is it because they want to perform Jay Chou's "Nunchaku" on stage? The man took a step forward and declared again: "Girl, I think you misidentified the person?" Is Zhu Xi the kind of person who can scare her with a few knives and forks?She clasped her hands and twisted the man's hand behind her back. The two of them were facing each other, very close to each other. The man's breath sprayed on her face like this.She couldn't help but blush a little, to be honest, this man looks really good. Well, God, there is no need to give me two such handsome men on the same day to test my endurance, and there is no need to repeatedly test whether I am eligible to get the chastity archway, let others do this kind of thing!Now I just want to teach this man a good lesson, and then let him take us back to modern times. Zhu Xi closed her eyes and made a deal with God in her heart. When she opened her eyes again, she looked straight into the man's eyes as deep as the sea, which were constantly changing, as if she was thinking about something. Mingyu reminded softly at the side: "Zhu Qian, we haven't decided yet!" But the man bent down and whispered into her ear: "Your name is Zhu Xi?" "Well, it's none of your business." "Okay, I'll make a note, wait for me." The man just turned around slightly, and Zhu Qian's 100% proud trick of catching the prisoner was broken again. awful!Why do the tricks learned in the police academy never fail every time?It can always be broken with a slight twist by a man. Why is there such a big gap between theory and reality?Zhu Qian looked at the man with peerless kung fu in puzzlement. They, Zhu Qian and Mingyu, are just ordinary women. If they accidentally time travel, it doesn't mean that they must travel to the world of martial arts. They will produce peerless masters every now and then. How can these normal humans survive?What's more, he is so handsome and has such martial arts, but he doesn't do anything, he only knows to hold a broken bowl, bask in the sun in the alley, stay at the back door of a wealthy family, and beg for food. She almost raised her head and asked Qing Tian, ​​why are the handsome men in the Tang Dynasty living in such a special way?Of course, if people from the Tang Dynasty were dragged into modern times, they would also be speechless and ask Qingtian why all the good-looking men in modern times would go into that box and make up in various ways to make the audience happy. They would also feel very strange . Zhu Qian couldn't help sighing, patted the man's shoulder, and said, "Forget it, it's not easy for everyone to mess around, can you find a way to take out your glowing thing and flash it, we Then you can go back to modern times, from now on, no matter how handsome you are, it has nothing to do with me." The man was still there and continued to express with his eyes, girl, you still recognize the wrong person. Zhu Xi discovered that since time travel, she has a new special function, that is, she can understand the eye language of the ancients. In fact, this is not a special function. The ancients are always relatively simple, and the psychology courses she learned in the police force, It's not in vain either.But her biggest trick is that she can associate any man she saw in ancient times with the characters she saw on TV before. Dressed like this, this man looks a bit like Chu Liuxiang played by Zheng Shaoqiu when he was young. Of course, he is much more handsome than Zheng Shaoqiu. Shortened, he should be able to become Bai Yuanchong in Zaizhong. Alas, he is a top-notch handsome guy in both sizes, and his temperament is even more classical like that of handsome Nie Yuan. I didn't expect that after time travel, it would be like coming to a film and television base, dealing with film and television stars everywhere, and always controlling my desire to rush forward for autographs, it was too painful. The Chinese martial arts version Bai Yuanchong picked up the broken bowl on the ground, not wanting to tangle with her anymore, and started to walk towards the exit of the alley. Zhu Qian chased after her and asked, "Then, what's your name, how can I see you?" This is the second time I have raised this question today. Why do I always speak with such urgency when facing different people and for different reasons. "Han Ran." The name flew down with the pleasant voice, Han Ran had already flew, and after a few splashes of water, the figure disappeared. It was the first time Zhu Qian saw the ancients using lightness kung fu, she was so excited that she couldn't control herself, she hurriedly pulled Mingyu and said, "Did you see, just now, it was real lightness kung fu!" Mingyu pretended to be calm, and patted Zhu Xi who was already so excited that she was about to jump up: "Calm down! Calm down! It's all an illusion! We have to believe in science. It is impossible for human beings to fly. They may be people with athletic talent. " Zhu Qian turned her head and asked puzzledly: "We have all traveled to the Tang Dynasty, and you want me to believe in science? You are amazing!" "Traveling, can't it be scientific? Don't think too much about it. I think we probably misunderstood the wrong person. The modern guy doesn't have such a good temper." Mingyu was a little uncertain. "What do you know? The enemy is always very cunning. Now that he's in trouble, he's pretending. Hmph! Han Ran, just wait, I won't let you go." At the back door of the compound, there were two maids standing there, one was dancing and talking excitedly, the other just stayed quietly, and the beggars who were basking in the sun sneaked out, saying: "This place , can't stay, can't stay."