Chapter 34 3. Picky Big Bad Wolf

I don't know when Zhang Yu woke up, he has been standing at the kitchen door looking at me.I turned around and met his dark eyes, "Is it better?" "No, it's not good at all, I'm starving to death!" He saw my cooked noodles, "Are you going to give me this?" "Yeah, the dumplings from the first year of junior high school and the noodles from the second day of junior high school, how nice it is to have a smooth bite!" I put the noodles in a bowl, put on very finely sliced ​​cucumbers, bean sprouts, bean paste, sesame paste and other condiments, and served it to Zhang Yu, "Eat it. Sick people eat noodles for better digestion."

"I don't eat bean sprouts, you pick them out." If it wasn't for the sake of his illness, I would definitely ignore him, whether I like to eat or not, my mouth and my stomach, it's none of my business if I'm hungry. I picked out the bean sprouts one by one and pushed the noodles to him, "There are no more bean sprouts, let's eat!" Zhang Yu ate very little, and said while eating: "Can you not leave at night? Sleep in the guest room." "Okay, I won't go!" My answer made Zhang Yu a little excited, and he ate a few more mouthfuls of noodles. "Tomorrow morning, I still want to eat the japonica rice and meat floss porridge, and the wonton stuffed with fresh shrimp." I was speechless, these two things don't go well together.

Maybe Zhang Yu slept too much during the day and couldn't sleep at night.He couldn't sleep and wouldn't let me sleep, so he sat me in the living room and told stories about his family. He humorously described his house as a family barracks. In order to match the old man's living habits and make the old man happy, all life in his family was militarized. "How do you implement militarized management at home?" I asked curiously. "For example, the kitchen is not called the kitchen, but the cooking class; the dining room is not called the dining room, but the canteen; the living room is not the living room, but the meeting room. Of course, Zhang Cheng and I's bedroom is called the male soldier's dormitory. I am the first male and he is the second male. .”

I laughed, "What about your parents' bedroom?" "It's called a mixed dormitory!" Zhang Yu raised his eyebrows. I looked at Zhang Yu enviously, "Your family has everything, so happy!" "If you like, I will take you to see our old man's barracks another day!" Zhang Yu said lightly. "No...no need." That was not an ordinary family, so they just went to see it. I kept chatting with Zhang Yu until very late, and I didn't know when I fell asleep. Zhang Yu carried me to the bed.When he picked me up, I was a little awake, but I felt that it was too embarrassing to wake up in his arms, so I pretended to be asleep.

Zhang Yu hugged me to the guest room with a smile, and threw me on the bed without understanding Lianxiangxiyu, muttering: "Pig!" I swear, I heard him clearly, he called me a pig. Therefore, early the next day, there was one missing japonica rice and meat floss porridge.And the shrimp-stuffed wontons he originally requested were changed into cabbage-stuffed wontons by me by cutting corners.I also said to him in a serious manner: "You should eat more vegetables and supplement vitamins, so that you can be healthy." "I don't like eating choy sum!" "why?"

"Not nutritious!" I don't know if he said my problem is not nutritious, or that the choy sum is not nutritious. "Look, I got up early and made it with my own hands. It's delicious and delicious!" I tempted him. He tasted it and refused to eat it. I was a little angry, "Zhang Yu, why are you so picky? If you don't eat it, I'll throw it all away!" "When you go to pour, order me a pizza by the way." "If you want to eat, you can order it yourself!" I suspect that he did it on purpose. "Then I'll be hungry."

"Row!" I wanted to eat all the leftover wontons and make him hungry, but I felt it was inappropriate, "Wait a minute, I'll see if there are any shrimps left, and I'll make another bowl for you." Wonton wrappers and shrimps are ready-made, so it doesn't take too much trouble to make wontons.After the wontons were cooked, they were served carefully and brought to the restaurant. Zhang Yu was still staring at the previous bowl of wontons stuffed with cabbage in a daze. "The wontons filled with fresh shrimp are out of the pan!" I shouted. Zhang Yu looked up at me and smiled, "It turns out that you also have good temper sometimes!"

Serving freshly cooked wontons, through the hazy heat, I said, "Zhang Yu, let me tell you a story before eating, or it's hot." Zhang Yu nodded expectantly, and sat upright like a primary school student, "Let's talk, I'm listening." I cleared my throat and said, "The title is the little white rabbit who endures humiliation." "Once upon a time, there was a cute little white rabbit, pay attention, as smart and cute as me. "One day, the little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear scratches, and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." Little White Rabbit Withdrew very aggrieved.

"The next day, she hopped out of the house with her hat on, and met the big bad wolf again. He came up to 'slap' and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying: 'I let you wear a hat.' "The little white rabbit was depressed, thought for a long time, and finally decided to complain to Tiger, the king of the forest. "After explaining the situation, Tiger said: 'Okay, I understand, I will deal with this matter, trust the organization.' "The tiger came to the big bad wolf, 'It's not right for you to do this, it's hard for me to deal with. Huh? You can say, come here, Tutu, find me a piece of meat! She finds fat ones and you say you want thin ones, and she finds skinny ones and you say you want fat ones, so you can beat her up .Of course, you can also say that, Tutu, come here, find me a woman. She finds a plump one and you say you like a slim one, and she finds a slim one and you say you like a plump one. You can beat her for a reason Powerful and restrained.'

"The big bad wolf nodded frequently, applauded, and the reverence for tigers once again rushed to a new peak. "Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window, and I hated it in my heart. "The next day, the little white rabbit went out again, and the big bad wolf came in front of him. The big bad wolf said, "Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." "The little white rabbit said: 'Then, do you want to be fat or thin?' "After the big bad wolf heard it, his heart sank and he was happy again, and he said to himself, luckily there is a plan B.

"The big bad wolf said: 'Tutu, quickly find me a woman.' "Tutu asked: 'Then, do you like plump or slim?' "The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and gave the little white rabbit two big ear scratches, 'Damn, I told you not to wear a hat.'" It was a very old-fashioned joke, but Zhang Yu smiled with deep meaning, "You said that I am an unreasonable big bad wolf, and you are a pitiful little white rabbit?" "You are not a big bad wolf, and I am not a little white rabbit. You are an octopus, and I am Coke, which has nothing to do with it!" I said. "Oh!" Zhang Yu sighed lightly, and pushed the wontons to me, "Hurry up and eat, I think you only cooked a bowl of wontons, so you didn't eat them. I think if I eat them, what would you eat?" I looked at Zhang Yu, speechless.This guy is really hard to figure out sometimes. During the seven-day long Spring Festival holiday, I spent six days at Zhang Yu's house.He pressured me to help him wash and cook, and whenever I resisted, he would say, "I'm sick, why don't you do some work for me?" Zhang Yu calls me around every day like a Zhou papier.He would tell me what he wanted to eat, as if I was their chef, oh no, the cooking squad leader.Seeing the mess in the room, he yelled: "Coke, clean up the living room!" I was dizzy, and I'm not a nanny. Zhang Yu sat on the sofa and watched me vacuum the carpet in the living room, and said boldly: "When I recover from illness, I will thank you very much!" I don't expect him to thank me, I just want to repay his favor and let him oppress me less in the future. This situation didn't come to an end until the festival was over and I started to go to work. My days of endless suffering were declared over. After get off work one day, Wu Yue stood at the door of our personnel department.The director told me: "Ju Wu's niece seems to be waiting for someone here!" Wu Yue shouldn't have much contact with the people we live in. Who can she wait for? After thinking about it for a long time, I realized that I had forgotten about myself. She probably came to me because of Xiao Yuan's matter! Wu Yue's posture is dignified and high-spirited, every lady is different after all, her aura is unmatched by ordinary people. I called her to stop, "Tian Kele!" Before I had time to turn around, I saw Zhang Yu's Daben appearing in my field of vision.Seeing the savior, I have never been so grateful for his sudden appearance, I smiled. Zhang Yu just smiled lightly, showing his neat teeth, "Miss, do you have the honor to treat you to dinner?"