Everyone knows that Tian Kele is an idiot. She still couldn't figure out the math problems in the first grade of elementary school. The tall and fat math teacher squinted his eyes and asked in a sharp voice: "Tian Kele, give a banana to three children, two of them, each half, how much is left for the third child? " "Gone." "No more? How much is that?" The teacher wanted her to answer "zero". Tian Kele thought for a while, and replied with certainty: "Banana peel!" The children under the podium burst into laughter. After all, the teacher is a teacher, and he knows how to be kind and persuasive, step by step, and then asked: "If you have three apples and give one to each of two children, how many do you have left?"

"I don't know." Tian Kele shook his head in embarrassment. "You don't even know this?" The teacher was anxious. Tian Kele was also in a hurry, rubbing his big ignorant eyes aggrievedly, and said softly: "I don't have any apples at all, how can I share them with the children?" "You can't imagine it?" The teacher held the pointer, stood beside Tian Kele, and stared at her sternly. Tian Kele cried "Wow", and said, "Teacher, you used to use duck pears in your calculations, why do you have to replace them with bananas and apples today?"

The teacher looked like he had swallowed a fly alive. Well, that idiot above is me, and I am Tian Kele. But I don't like being called by my first name. Every time someone calls my name, I think, I must be bubbling stupid! But God is always fair, if you don't give you a smart mind, you will definitely make up for it in other ways. God accidentally gave me a pretty face when he took a nap.I even dreamed that he said: "Son, go, you will be happy in the future!" However, where is human happiness so easy? If before the age of sixteen, you ask me what is happiness?I will answer you, happiness is cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

However, after the age of sixteen, I will tell you that happiness is not worrying about not being able to go to college, not worrying about not being able to find a job, not worrying about not being able to marry the one you love. I have been working hard for such a goal, but I always feel that I am far away from the goal.