Chapter 12 Chapter 12 Dog Man and Woman

Wang Shenmu is depressed! Why does someone come to kill him every time he cuts down a tree? !Oh, the other party is still a tenth-level female priest, he can't fight back, he can't run away, he still has to cut down trees! Wang Shenmu never fights with others, even when he was driving his full-level Summoner Tuba, he never clashed with others, and he rarely even appeared in front of others. His PK games were 0, maybe all The only full-level player on the server who has never PKed, he can spend his whole life admiring the world rendered by light and shadow, admiring every plant and tree in the world, even if it is a stone on the side of the road, he can squat Come down and touch for a long time - only people, the only thing he doesn't want to waste time touching.

Hard-working humans, no one can listen to or understand his dreams. Faced with the menacing magic attack, Wang Shenmu finally just moved his body to the side, letting the holy light ball pass by his idiot face. He didn't fight back, turned around, and continued to cut trees. He had been chopping down the tree for almost an hour, and his mood gradually calmed down, but the female priest didn't seem to be planning to let it go?The holy light balls hit him one after another, and he didn't dodge. He chopped down trees to vent his anger. Her skills are too bad, Wang Shenmu thought, she didn't dodge at such a short distance, she Why couldn't he hit him, he looked at her nickname, Mary was next door, yes, very interesting, but he wasn't interested, Wang Shenmu bowed his head and continued to cut trees.

"Fuck! You are so fucking ignorant!" ——Wang Shenmu was wearing earphones, and he could still hear the woman cursing from the private room next door. He shook his head, this is a human, what an irritable creature. Of course he didn't know that the person who was beating the table and cursing at the moment was Su Yao, and Su Yao never killed people casually. Usually, she and others PK, it is a gentleman's courtesy. He chased him away, but she threw many balls beside him, and that idiot still didn't run away, and continued to chop down trees calmly. Her bird eggs ah ah ah ah!

Qin Chuan was amused by her appearance. He lay on the back of her chair and looked at her screen. Oh, this chair is not firm, and the back of the chair will make creaking noises due to force. "How is it? Does this feel fresh?" Qin Chuan asked her, at least watching people play trumpets, he felt very good. "Ah—it's coming out! It's coming out! Ahhh——" Su Yao counted the time to rush over to a newly spawned tree, and what the hell, she didn't expect that it would be covered with a string of English words again. The idiot with the nickname was the first to cut down the tree. When Su Yao was in school, she was good at mathematics, physics and chemistry. What's the matter, there is someone who is more accurate in time calculation than her?She quit, flipped the table over, fucked up, and dropped the keyboard: "You're too fucking fast!!!"

Silence—no sound— Wang Shenmu heard it, and he became more and more sick. The moaning of the chair, the "does it feel fresh", the "I'm coming out, I'm coming out", the screaming female voice, and then cursing "You His mother's speed is too fast" with the same female voice, this is a hard-working human being, actually started to do it in this Internet cafe in front of the public, and happened to be in the private room next to him, Wang Shenmu felt that he My stomach is churning, who is it?He didn't even open the hourly room, and just had sex in such a dirty Internet cafe, "Dog boy and girl." He cursed in a low voice, and then turned the volume of the earphones to the maximum.

However, next, he saw a pair of dogs and men who were even more dogs than dogs. World Channel, the wedding of the King of Great Xia and the Princess of Great Yan is at its climax. This book has nothing to do with him. The love and love in the game is not as interesting as watching Zhao Zhongxiang’s animal world in his eyes. The words of blessing on the World Channel One string after another flowed across his screen. He didn't pay attention to it, but just by unintentional glance, he actually saw one. name. Han Yanyan. A female player happily said on the world channel: "Haha, Han Yanyan, you can't forget your old classmates when you get married. Let your husband send us red envelopes!"

Almost instantly, this sentence was overwhelmed by countless blessings filled with "Princess Liuli" and "God of the Sea", but Wang Shenmu saw it. Han Yanyan... The well-known princess of Yan Kingdom is actually Han Yanyan, haha, this is too fucking ironic! Wang Shenmu, as an insider of the game and the chief planner of the human world, heard his colleagues gossip more than once that this is the princess of the Yan Kingdom who can sleep with a man. This is one of the reasons why he hates humans even more. The dreamer is also her. Wang Shenmu almost didn't even think about it, so he ran to Xinshou Village, where there was a portal leading to the wedding hall, he just felt a rush of blood rushing to his forehead, his eye sockets were dry and cracked, he had never felt like So angry now.

"Your sister, finally ran away!" Su Yao just prepared a long speech to persuade this idiot to let her take out a few bird eggs first, and if the hard ones are not enough, she will be soft. She Su Yao is also a person who is capable of martial arts, but before she sent it, the man ran away . Su Yaozheng regretted that her long speech was wasted, and suddenly a private message popped up in the lower right corner of the screen. [Private Message] Sandu Chuan: Come to the place where you get married. ……what? What what?Where to get married?Su Yao was dumbfounded, who did she marry?with him?No way, they haven't known each other for a long time. Could it be that this dead house is also like the Princess Yan who is an old husband, an old wife?

"Don't stand still, come quickly." Qin Chuan turned his head and urged. "What did you say?" "Come and watch your husband's wedding scene!" "...Fuck, your husband is him!" Damn, when did he switch to the trumpet to play again, she didn't even notice!Su Yao was cursing, but she was quick to find the marriage teleportation place in the village, and traveled through it with a whoosh. "Since when have you become interested in watching other people get married? Or are you saying that you can't let go of your wife? Haha, I understand you!" Su Yao scolded with a smile. , the citizens of the Great Yan Kingdom, the citizens of other small countries, and those casual players, the factions that were originally in dire straits are extremely harmonious at this moment, especially the two countries of Yan and Xia, who have been married since then and have no more wars. They all came out, those who gave gifts gave gifts, those who offered treasures offered treasures, they only hoped to have a good relationship with the Yanxia Kingdom after the marriage, and not to annex their own small country.

"I saw that the man who cut down the tree just now was a bit strange, so I followed him all the way to this place." At this moment, Qin Chuan was staring at the corner of the screen closely. His eyes behind the black-rimmed glasses were sharper than ever before. On the densely packed screen with countless nicknames intertwined like garbled characters, he finally found the strange tree-chopper. Qin Chuan said: "I always feel that he is not that simple." "Oh why?" "Intuition." Two words faintly. Su Yao didn't ask any further questions. She held down the arrow keys, and her little Mary had found San Tuchuan, oh, this level 50 assassin who defeated her in junk equipment. She passed through the crowd and leaned towards him. They stood side by side. Among the crowd, they looked like a pair of extremely inconspicuous beggars.

This is the resting place for the guests outside the wedding hall. All the real and respectable people have already entered the hall, while the people outside are not of the level set by the bride and groom, or have not received the invitation, so they can only wait obediently outside. , When the wedding ceremony inside is over, the bride and groom come out to give everyone red envelopes and candies. "It's over, it's over!" The crowd became commotion at this time, and the local chat dialog boxes that popped up in an instant made the Internet cafe's machine a little unbearable. Su Yao saw that the door of the wedding hall opened suddenly, and the bride and groom walked out slowly as if the gods descended. Oh, that paralyzed posture is so fucking cool. Ji Canghai is wearing a divine suit, and Princess Liuli is wearing a neon feather dress. This is the best set of women's clothing that can be bought with money in the world. They hold each other's hands and smile sweetly. Princess Liuli is posing next to Ji Canghai. All kinds of sweet p0se let the players take screenshots as a souvenir. At this moment, they are the ones who are blessed by the whole world. ——If Wang Shenmu is not included in it. "Husband, let's start giving out red envelopes, umm, thank you, I see your blessings, next, I'll play my favorite song for everyone." Lianyan Liuli used the full-channel broadcast to tell everyone that every married couple can freely set their own wedding music. "Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want, let me break free, let me understand, let go of your love, sell your love, force you to leave, see you and my tears fall... " The song "Love Trading" aroused people's enthusiasm, but it also betrayed the bride, making Wang Shenmu's eyes bloodshot in front of the screen. At 18:19 Beijing time, the bride's favorite song "Love Trading" sounded on the computer speakers of nearly 100,000 onlookers outside the wedding hall. At 18:20 Beijing time, a huge black dialog box appeared on the computer screens of nearly 100,000 onlookers outside the wedding hall. Inside the black frame are three bold white characters. — Dogs and men. "Ah, what prop is this?" "Damn, you saw it too?" "Hahahaha, dogs and girls, hahahaha who is making trouble? You speak so sharply!" "Too heroic, too majestic, too brave!" "Who posted it? Come out and let us see and worship." "Haha, let's talk, I went to the forum to post to get the ingot!" "It's useless! I've posted a long time ago!" "What kind of prop is this? Doesn't anyone of you know? The mall doesn't sell this kind of speakers at all." "It's more powerful than an all-channel speaker. What the hell is it? Does anyone know where to buy it?" "One thousand ingots to buy one of this kind of speaker, if you want to sell it, private message me!" "I pay fifteen thousand!" "two thousand!" ... Three words, exploded nearly 100,000 people.